Try AMP's near The Villages
[QUOTE=THamilton352;4094916]Hey guys you owe me for this visit. Impaid for an hour. I went hoping to provide a good report on a new place in Gainesville. What I got was a total shit show from start to finish. I was greeted by a thin attractively dressed woman named "Liddy" I am guessing 50 ish. She gave me a big hug and a kiss on cheek. Off to a good start. Ingot undresses and she came in. Soft massage technique and left room twice in first 5 minutes. No explanation. The place had no customers or walk ins or phone ringing. After 7 minutes she asked me to flip and if I wanted "hand motion" I said not yet and I asked for "mouth motion" when ready. She said $$ I laughed and said. 60. She agreed then made a sour taste in her mouth face and quickly recanted. That's where it all went south. No more smiles and massage got weird. She started bending my arms and legs in strange ways. Leaving the room again twice and then talking in a foreign language to the other person there very loudly while rubbing my back. Very awkward and not relaxing. No teasing or foreplay. After 20 minutes she said flip and asked again if I wanted BJ for $. I was so frustrated I said no just finish. Then it got weirder. Not sure where she learned her technique but it actually hurt a little. She did allow full OTC touching. I rubbed her pussy and asshole trying to make it better but I finally stopped and finished myself. Much more satisfying sad to say. Once finished she walked out and came back with a COLD towel. I asked for hot towel and she got her phone translator out so she could understand. I had so much oil and goo on me and needed to melt it off. She gave me her phone to type in my number so she could call me to book again. I said no and left $5 on the table.
If anyone has had a worse experience please share. If anyone goes and gets better service than that please share as well. I may have saved some of you from making a mistake at least with her. I hope new help comes soon because she is a train wreck.
-T.[/QUOTE]Have you tried any AMP's near The Villages? I have never had a good experience at any of the rub and tug joints around Gainesville. Ping's, The Villages Massage, Best Massage, or Wellness all give a pretty good massage and most of the ladies will provide extras. Of course, YMMV.
If you want the PSE type of massage you need to head to Orlando. Golden Gate or Blue Ocean are straight up whorehouses that do massage. Just be ready to drop $$ for that type of dirty fun.
Lotus: Bait and Switched us all
I went to Lotus massage Jan. 2 right after they opened and had a session much like Bcuplvr reported below in post #459. I went back here on the 11th and they were booked solid. The only lady working was Anna, who I had seen on 13th Street several years ago, and at Newberry Road for the last couple of years. She is no beauty but is pleasant and gives a great massage. She usually does not do HE but is expert at teasing you into DIY. So I thought I would try again, and get the table shower they were advertising as best in Gainesville. Paid to the house 60+20 for the hour and shower.
The lady I got was older and a little round. She spoke hardly any English--wouldn't even give me a name. But I have had great sessions with such before so went ahead.
The shower room is huge, maybe 10 by 20 and could fit several tables in there. The one they had was a bench attached to wall, big enough for anyone. The shower was going OK with the right spots washed and she was washing my hair when all the hot water went out. The worst thing about it was she kept trying to get it back on, even yelling out to papasan for help. I laid there all soaped up for 10 minutes getting colder and colder. Finally she came back with four towels and covered me. I learned the first word of English she seemed to know-sorry".
Now if I ran a service-oriented business I would try everything I could to make up for a bad part by making sure the rest was good parts. Sad it was not to be. She did do a good massage and I got the hot stone treatment. But I kept waiting for the Anna-style teasing to start. Never happened. I learned the next English she knew-all done".
After she left the room I waited for a while to see if she was coming back to help me dress but that never happened either. So I dressed and just walked out of the room and there she was, I learned the third thing she knew-tip". For some reason now I couldn't understand her, so for only the second time in probably 200 massage sessions just kept walking.
I am afraid we have been baited and switched by this place. When they first opened they had a couple of ladies that would make sure you left happy. Now only two weeks later they have reverted to "only massage". Well, there are 3-4 other places in town that give a much better experience so I will stick with them.