The truth about Craigs List
Copied this from the Atlanta board.
I would like to share a few observations about CL.
One of my favorite headlines is “HOT BLONDE!!!! COLLAGE CUTTIE!!!” Guess I can cross that “collage” off the list of places I’ll send my "cuttie" little kids.
Any photo other than a blurry, poorly lit shot taken in a cheap motel with a camera phone is fake. An alternative strategy is to find an online picture of the hottest girl imaginable and cut out her face.
The Great Health Spa is running ads with photos of hot looking Asian women that have never been to this country, let alone worked at Great Health Spa.
There are no African-American women on CL, and their skin is never described as black or brown. Instead, the adjectives used to describe their complexion include: ebony, exotic, bi-racial, Indian, Hawaiian, mixed or some form of sweetener – caramel, honey, brown sugar or chocolate.
There are no fat women on CL. Instead, girls that would bust the scale at a freight station are described as thick and juicy, like steaks and peaches.
None of the women on CL ever receive money. Instead, they receive roses, hugs, smiles, kisses or the occasional punch in the mouth from their boyfriend/pimp.
Body parts and fluids are often punctured with punctuation or numbers. Girls want you to fill their t*h*r*o*a*t*s with j!zz, pound their pu22ies, perform gr33k on their a$$es or f@ck the sh#t out of them. My favorite was, “I love @n@l.”
Women described as gorgeous or stunning in their headlines are invariably not so.
Note to girls: you’re not allowed to use the word “upscale” in your ad unless you have all your teeth, you’re under 25, your photo wasn’t taken at Motel 6 and you use proper grammar and spelling.
From what I’ve seen on CL, the abbreviation “BBW” has at least one too many B’s in my view.
My favorite ads are the ones that begin by firmly informing you of all the activities that WILL NOT BE TOLERATED in all caps, followed by lots of EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!! If that’s not a clue to their attitude, I don’t know what is.
A number of ads equate a taste of heaven with a wide open shot of an unattractive girl’s pu$$y. I always thought heaven would taste more like Ben & Jerry’s Heath Bar Crunch ice cream.
Other note to girls: the weight limit for using the phrase “naughty little girl” or “petite spinner” does not top out at 180.