Massage Parlor Reports

This board is dead, nail in the coffin. What happened? I do not even find stories from some of you rookie mongers credible. The veterans need to regroup. Where is the King Kilgore? CC Boy? Spazen? York? etc etc..


I admit I have been out of the AMP scene for a minute because I was in Korea going to the REAL AMP,the AMPs there are....lets say it is like trying to compare a skateboard to a Bently. I am not exaggerating my fellow mellow mongers. Take a trip one day and I will give you tips of where the hidden ones are that only celebrities go to and say my name and they will accept white guys. Maybe have to pay 20 bucks more but thats not because of racisim, it is because they have a public image to withstand. And other rich millionaires seeing just anybody walk in and out could ruin it's reputation, I do not agree because all money is good money in the business world unless it's illegal, but this is an illegal industry itself! 220$ will get you 2 pops like Toni, an "event" where they send in 2 more girls, yes so 3 total, 4some my friends you won't know whats going on, ones licking the backdoorknob, ones playing with junior Katz, the others suckin on his friends. But enough about out of country talk, what has been going on in the Philly AMP scene? I hear 1211 is shut down now? is this true? if so let me know details, that mamasan was always nice, she was the old 1800 Heaven mamsan. Any new gems?(yea right like im going to get a reply from this question but gotta ask anyway)


Sam is BACK


Sam Katz aka AMPimp

"keep your pimphand strong"-The King

Has been getting some pretty amazing reviews!!

[QUOTE=Sam Katz]This board is dead, nail in the coffin. What happened? I do not even find stories from some of you rookie mongers credible. The veterans need to regroup. Where is the King Kilgore? CC Boy? Spazen? York? Etc etc.

Any new gems? (yea right like I'm going to get a reply from this question but have to ask anyway)[/QUOTE]Who the hell would want to post anything new to a board anything when all they get is pounced on or criticized by a "veteran" who 'thinks' he owns it and can belittle at will. Like the others just advised earlier. I'll just ignore the request.

OTOH. For all others

I did find a nice little gem across from the convention ctr a few months back and need to go back and see her. Mid 20's and a nice tight body. Pm for details.

[QUOTE=C1 in PA]Who the hell would want to post anything new to a board anything when all they get is pounced on or criticized.[/QUOTE]

C1,

Everyone gets treated with respect on this board, Kilgore isn't really sure what you're talking about. If you think this is "bad", you should try to get information from a member on the Baltimore thread, they won't even aknowledge you unless you're a well-known senior member or weekly contributor.

As long as you post useful information and read the forum before asking questions that have already been answered you should be fine. Welcome aboard and start sharing some of your adventures!

And remember, always treat the ladies with respect but keep your pimp-hand strong...

KT2

1010 Cherry Street.

Door on the LEFT.

Mimi.

Accept no substitutes.

Hellow fellow mongers, thanks King Kilgore for trying to explain to this chump what a real contributer is. Hey York, thanks for the information. I been out of the scene and country for a minute so didn't know about Lily being back in action. 13th St. here i cum! Kilgore, we still need to smoke and poke sometime in the near future. Mack Mittens called me last night and told me there are now 16 ads in the paper for AMPs, when Sam comes back, the AMP scene comes back, and CH comes back, what a coincidence......

Do not know a date but sometime in the next few weeks I will be sexperiencing CH3 and following it up with a very detailed post and recomendations. I will PM the real dirt to Kilgore but you guys get the deal.


C1 in PA, little man please do not start drama on this board, we are here to share stories and information, gain information and help each other out. I have helped many mongers with the evidence to prove it. I am not judging rookie posters JUST on how many posts they have or if they are a senior member or not but I have found it to be a trait that in the PA board, the credible posters always came through with useful information, whereas the unknown fellows never helped Sam. It's just true and Kilgore said it best with the Baltimore example. So calm down, rub one out, go to CH3 and share your story!


Sam is back


Sam Katz aka AMPimp

Cherry, I remember going to an AMP there long ago but it was no good and a waste of money but after I try CH3(which have always lived up to the hype usually for being a PA AMP) I will surely take your advice fellow long time monger.

JUST FOR YORK ASKING

Accept no substitutes? So your teling me this place you would choose over CH3? Wow must be the gem hope diamond I have been searching for. Let me know comparison facts if you have tried CH3 or a link to one of your stories about Cherry.


Thanks even if you haven't been to CH3 (yet) or do not have any stories on Cherry. Or just send me a quickie postcum tail through PM.


Sam Katz aka AMPimp

Hey sorry KT2 and some fellows, did not even read fully the posts right below my first one, should have read first, gems are slowly coming back. Nice.


I see I have made even more haters as I read further down below, I do not give advice to some newbies because they mostly ask weird off the wall questions like " where should I go this friday? and would you tell me who is working that day? " and " I heard that you own an AMP, can I go to yours? " and others who ask weird questions I do not want to get into. It is not that I find myself too cool because I have some information on AMPs guys. it's that I used my advantage of getting to know the mamasan and providers very well like York and Kilgore does so I can only relate to them with certain issues because I know they won't do that for even 1% of the people that make a visit no matter what race you are. York knows, I did not even trust him at first because I thought he would mess things up for me and my inside information and benefits but these guys have become trustees with Sam Katz and i hold there information very credible. Some rookie posters would send me PMs out of nowhere even without asking them anything and the information would be all wrong. I am NOT making a judgement on ALL new posters but most of the time I went left I was lost, most of the time I went right, It benefited both of us. I'll stick to what I am comfortable with. New to Katz members if you have a question PM me, but as of now I am as lost as someone new to the city, so ask me in a couple weeks where I can work some magic. I know Lily but not that well and Cherry St. has yet to be tapped into so I will try my best.


hah totally i am TOO COOL Sam Katz aka AMPimp

Originally Posted by Sam Katz
Wow, I see a lot of new mongers. Where is the old crew? KT2?York?CC Boy?....etc Anyways, for the people that know me, I was on vacation for a couple months. Stay tuned for a real monger story. CH3 or whatever you want to call it now.... HERE I CUM!


This was posted 2 months ago by Sam and Kilgore responded and asked when?


Coincidence? I think not!

but to tell you guys all the truth, Lily had trouble finding a place with correct building permits to be allowed open after hours from what I heard and did not believe it. I was told that it would be open by mid August so I did not even pay attention much and also did not know a location and third most importantly, I got this information 7/09 from a former provider, not Lily herself whom I did not have direct access to and to be honest I asked for her number and was told a stone cold No. Sad


Sam Katz aka AMPimp

In town last Friday night. I wanted to stop in one of the AMPs in your city. I first tried to find the spa on Callowhill. I did not have an address, and could not find it. I stopped and picked up a copy of the "City Paper" on Market St.
The three or four I tried to go to ( 2 were on a narrow narrow alley address 1812 and 1820) NOWHERE to park. Its funny I was going to spend the money for an AMP trip but I drew the line at paying 15-25 bucks to park for only one hour or so. The other 2 or 3 places I put in the GPS were no better for parking. I will be in Philly again sometime so I am wondering...do you guys get lucky and find street parking which I guess is free that late at night or do you actually pay the 20 extra bucks just to park? Have fun and be safe.

16 new AMPs in the city paper, I like the name 2NE1, for some odd reason you guys MIGHT agree. Dara?Only her though


Everyone be nice, once I get my feet wet It will be either one of two places that were suggested to Sam, I am guessing it will be a coin flip but CH3 sounds too tempting but only 2 girls working still? damn.


Sam Sherlock Holmes Katz aka Detective AMPimphand not so strong

MikeD,


So you ended up just going home that day? must have been sad. True around the whole ludlow area since it is such a secluded allyway in the middle of center city your not going to find easy parking, especially during the day. I remember going to Heaven back in the old days(now 2NE1) and parking a couple blocks over and it was still not easy to find parking. If you try the race street strip, 12**,12**,12**, etc and so forth. At night time if you were leaving lets say 1211(Formally New World), make a left and at the end of that street cross the street and you will see around 10 cars maybe always parked there. That is a safe place to park for all the time you need. Also, it is right by the main road and no worries about anything happening to your car. Just remember that area is a pay to park area in the daytime so only use that space if you go at night. If you can only monger during the day because wifeyD or whatever reasoning, I suggest trying the AMPs not in such crowded areas. Like the old Midori, Orange area you could park right down the street no problem. Same with the old Sunflower Spa. Even CH2 had good parking anywhere, it was just a quiet dark area by ridge st. at night. If you only want to go to places like 3rd chestnut, Sansom st, Ludlow, Race..etc during the day, my best bet is just paying the extra money and not worrying about getting your car towed or double parked in by some weirdo or jacked. I already got the heads up from the King himself that CH3 you must pay for parking but he seemed to not think it was a bad trip considering a great first experience! Try it out my friend, let us know where you go and how it was!


Sam Sherlock Holmes KATZ!

[QUOTE=MikedD]In town last Friday night. I wanted to stop in one of the AMPs in your city. I first tried to find the spa on Callowhill. I did not have an address, and could not find it. I stopped and picked up a copy of the "City Paper" on Market St.
The three or four I tried to go to ( 2 were on a narrow narrow alley address 1812 and 1820) NOWHERE to park. Its funny I was going to spend the money for an AMP trip but I drew the line at paying 15-25 bucks to park for only one hour or so. The other 2 or 3 places I put in the GPS were no better for parking. I will be in Philly again sometime so I am wondering...do you guys get lucky and find street parking which I guess is free that late at night or do you actually pay the 20 extra bucks just to park? Have fun and be safe.[/QUOTE]

Mike D,

Check out my report posted on 9/9...it's on one of the newer AMPs (CH3). You must pay for parking. I went at noon during a weekday and the lot charged $8 an hour (4$ additional for extra 30 mins). I think paying $8 for parking is not bad, especially for the piece of mind you get knowing your car will be there in the same condition you left it when you're finished. In the future, I would avoid the city paper for addresses and just read this board; we always post addresses and reviews of the new AMPs. Good luck on your next trip to Philly and feel free to PM me if you have any other questions.

Like Sam said in his post below, a lot of the streets like Ludlow and Sansom are too narrow for any parking. In my opinion CH2 had the best parking of all Philly AMPs (it's now closed); some members felt it was a "shady" neighborhood and not safe due to the poorly lit streets but I never had any problems there....I digress, oh how Kilgore misses CH2!

KT2

Thanks to both Kilgore and Sam for the info. But I was not too bummed about the parking. It did save me money by not getting a massage that night.
I was looking for CH2 but with no address to go with I went up Callowhill St. with no success. I guess because it is gone!?!? That is when I got the paper on Market St. I am not from your area so I don't know when I will be back. I admit I was hoping for one of the body slides I have read about in the past here. Now that we (or you) are up Ch3 I may have to try to locate it and try again before it becomes CH4! Thanks again. Stay safe.

She was working at Sun Spa in Warren OH, but originally worked in a place in Phila near the convention center. She has left Warren and the mamasan doesn't know or won't say where she has gone. She is highly recommended, and if someone does run across her, let me know, as I might just manufacture a business trip just to pay her another visit.

This is my first post, finding your site very useful so far.

MK