Greetings From Southeast Asia (Warning the post is long)
So back in August I decided to hit the backpacker trail in SE Asia after several years of working a job I hate. Let's say the women are so good and cheap here that it is turning into a bit of a sex tour and I had to recap my trip so far for you guys.
I started in Bangkok. On my last night I went to the ping pong show and picked up one of the performers. Let's say I learned to never go with a woman who sticks inanimate objects in her snatch for a living. She did not have lube and when we started she was so dry that the condom (which barely fit in the first place) popped. She was a good sport and as she got into it things improved with me eventually finishing in her mouth. The whole adventure costs $10 to the bar and she wanted $60, I gave her a good size tip because of the condom popping.
After leaving Bangkok I went north to Chiang Mai. With the help of google, I found a nice brothel. Essentially you go in and you pick a girl from the fishbowl and they range in price. I was nervous because some of these places cater to locals and not tourists (I was the only non Thai person there). When I got in the lady at the counter did not speak English and I had no idea what to do. Fortunately one of the employees walked me to the fishbowl and said to choose. I asked what he recommended and he said 17, so I went with 17. She was a fair-skinned Thai with long black hair and a petite body.
17 walked me up to the room and she waited by the door. I had no idea what the problem was, but she was waiting for someone to bring her basket of things (soap, condoms, lube.). After she got her basket she began to run a bath, weird right? She did not speak English so she motioned for me to strip and get in the tub. She washed me, which was an amazing feeling, and then herself while I waited. She then proceeded to give me a slow BBBJ followed by missionary and then several positions.
When we were done she told me to relax, apparently you have a certain amount of time instead of things being one and done. Since she did not speak English we could not exactly have a conversation, but I was able to get her to teach me the Thai numbers and I probably could have had a second round if I had shown a desire for it (I think you get 90 minutes with the girl). Even with the tip, the whole experience only cost me $66. I think it would have been less if I had not taken a tuk-tuk. Although I asked to be taken there instead of him suggesting it, I think he went in to claim a commission. The bastards get paid for bringing customers and you pay the commission instead of it being taken out of the money to the house.
I am currently in Laos where the women are a little different, some seeming more sexually reserved. There are working girls and they seem to be slightly cheaper but less erotic than the Thai girls. For example, I found a karaoke / brothel in Paksong a couple of weeks ago and the girl wanted me to cover my eyes while she gave me a BBBJ. She was a real cutie and spending the night with her (we had sex that night and in the morning) only set me back about $70. However, once you get them going and into it things get enjoyable. In her case this included her kissing my lips, neck and ears without being prompted.
The last girl I picked up was probably one of the top 5 in my life I have paid. She has a tight body and is cute in the face. I met her at a rooftop bar. She was with her friend, who was older and having trouble finding someone to go with her, and seemed unwilling to leave until her friend found someone. There was another American in the club and I tried to get him to take the friend but he wanted her so I offered to take them both but that was a no go. Eventually we did leave and found a hotel (some hotels in Laos won't let you bring a woman in and the guy at mine was only going to let her stay a little over an hour but she was so sexy I wanted the night with her).
We started with a BBBJ and then proceeded to missionary. Once she got used to the size (once she saw my dick she grabbed her forearm and said same-same) things got real good. After the first round we went to sleep, which meant her cuddling up close to me. As she laid next to me she even kissed my back and massaged my shoulders. We had another quick session in the morning before she dropped me at my hotel. This was a couple of days ago and with any luck I will find her at the bar again tonight.
On another note, the massages here are about as cheap as a combo at Burger King so I've had tons of them. No luck on the happy ending and after about 12 I really don't get an erection any more even when the girl is smoking hot.
I highly recommend any of you with vacation time and some money to blow save up and come here. Even being more reserved than American girls, the women here give you better value for the money.
Licia / Durham near 15-501
Got a response to a personal ad from Licia. AA female about 22-23, tall, nice round booty. Told her what I was looking for and she invited me over to her place near 15-501 and I-40 intersection (Southwest Durham). We had some softcore adult fun with mutual touching, was wondering if anyone else had any experiences to report. I hadn't seen her on BP ads, seems to be supplementing income.
Warning: Bizarre Holloway experience, AVOID THIS WOMAN!
This is A LESSON FOR ALL. STAY AWAY FROM THIS WOMAN.
I was driving down Holloway the other day. I get home fairly late from work (after 11 pm) , and an occasional diversion down Holloway St. Adds perhaps 0. 25 miles to my commute home from work. Anyway, I am driving and saw a few of the same characters. I ignored them and then saw a black female at the convenient store closest to the two auto parts stores.
I had never seen her before. She was taller (I would guess 5' 8') , with a thick body and a shoulder length curly weave. I turned around at the Auto Zone and when I came back she was practically standing in the middle of the street waving me down. There was no traffic and she was in no danger, but she exercised no discretion or tried to be subtle. That should have warned me off, but I stupidly turned left on Guthrie and came back around. I pulled into a driveway and she jumped in. She was not communicative at all as I sought to make small talk and feel her out. She would not even tell me her name, and merely said 'What do you want my name to be? '
I decided to dump her, and told her that I was not interested after all and told her I was going to take her back to Holloway. She immediately got desperate, offering a BJ for 10 bucks (I said NO to that) and begging me to not take her back as I turned around and instead drop her off on Roxboro Road. At this stage, I just want her to stop the hysterics so I agree to drop her off on Roxboro. As I am driving in that direction she then demands that I pay her 20 bucks just for getting into my car, and threatens to cry rape if I refuse. I pull into an empty parking lot on the Roxboro / 85 intersections, tell her to get out and she refuses, all the time yelling and hitting my dashboard. I get out and walk around to the passenger side to pull her out and she moves over to the driver's side.
All the time, I am afraid of a cop driving by and seeing us. I get back into my car and drive a small distance to the new BP station that recently opened on the corner of Roxboro and Club Blvd. All along she is screaming and hysterical, demanding 20 bucks or the cops get involved in a rape case. I pull into the new BP, stop at a gas pump and open my door. She also opens the passenger side door, jumps out and and says, 'I am going to get the cops involved before this shit is over. ' I immediately closed my door and she tried to get back into my car but I had shut the doors. She attempted to climb onto my hood as I begin to drive off before she fell off when I turned. I got back onto Roxboro and continued home.
Crazy experience, I guess I was lucky to emerge unscathed from this, as a cop could very easily have seen us at that time of the night. Looking back, I don't know if she was an actual streetwalker or was just out for the 'Pay me or I cry rape' scam. Unfortunately, she is in all probability suffering from some mental disorder, considering how hysterical she got. Bottom line, STAY AWAY FROM THIS WOMAN!