Massage Parlor Reports

OCA,

Please, do not help this guy at all.

He has PM'd me too.

He is either another lapd vice pig...

Or he is JAFO that seems to be stupid, lazy and not somebody any of us would probably wanna hang out with...

My point is this.

There are NO SHORTCUTS NEWBIES to be learned here.

YOU get out what YOU put into this hobby.

We have all gleaned invaluable experiences while wasting our time, $$$ and gas looking for tang.

In fact, its the hard work, numerous failure's and the all to real life drama that makes it all worth it.

Get off your ass and figure it out already.

This is not rocket science.

Its f**king sex for $$$.

Its not even a real relationship.

We f**k strangers that we pretend are our gfe's...

I am so sick of this s**t.

I am not going to send some punk kid to one of the few spots that are still operating!

Why should I risk loosing what I barely have left for someone who brings nothing to the table.

WTF can YOU do for us...

Quit complaining and asking questions that have already been addressed here.

And finally, start mongering, wasting your time, gas & $$$ like all of us real mongers have done and still do...

And then get a clue.

This, our favorite hobby, is highly illegal and it is under intense pressure from all LE agencies in LA county.

If YOU dont know what to do already this thread is not the place to be learning.

This is a place where real mongers share real intel w/other trusted members via our forums PM feature so we can all get laid.

Damn, dude just RTFF already!!!

Late, da Irie Sadist

I went to the AMP off Darby in Reseda on late Sunday. Not FS. I never tried for FS because the girls aren't my type but they provide a REALLY good professional massage along with a HJ. I get legit massages at other places and they aren't as good as the girls there. They must train these girls good in China! The prices are good as well. Never a hassle there and they never talk about money for the extras. She said business was slow. The girls there are skinny but not attractive in my opinion. All Asian staff. Some allow touching. I recommend this place if you just want to unwind and get a good massage with HE.

To turn away from the negative energy I'm receiving, I will post my first official (since I am a newbie in this forum) AMP experience. I wanted to dedicate this one to the all mighty great monger, Vlad. So anyways, I did my homework and came accross an ad that noted, "she do good job". So it was quite obvious what they offered, especially with the broken english. I do not know the name of the place since it did not have a name in front and the complex itself looked pretty much abandoned. I drove around it just to do my own scoping out, I noticed a white SUV parked directly accross from it with tinted black windows and the way it was parked was just suspicious since it was alone and not close to any of the business'. When I came back it was gone. So I went for it even though my gut said no. I was greeted by about a 35 yearold Chinese lady, tall, but not attractive. The front desk had a monitor with the camera views outside and inside which really gave it away. I laid face down nakid as she came back in. I played it safe, stayed quiet, and let her lead the way as she started to give me a decent massage. At first we were alone but then I heard voices, the doorbell rang like 3 times during massage and it seemed like a package was being delivered, she left the room whenever the doorbell rang as well or sometimes not even when the doorbell rang. I was pretty much a little freaked out to be honest since that never happened to me before. Finally another door bell, she walked out, came back in, she did not say a word at the door (since my room was right next to the front door) and then I hear a helicopter. Right when the helicopter sounded she whispered "oh sh! T". She brushed it off and said, "oh no, too many customer. " She later tried to fish for a quick hand job in which I decided to not even go for. I left with a pretty good massage, . 6 out of my pocket and I'm probably not going back to that one ever again.

So just to "help" out, I wouldn't recommend this place to any of you guys if any of you are looking in the Winnetka area.

They advertise on CL in Reseda on corner of Saticoy and Canby. (If I liked this place I would of course not post their address here).

$40 for a 1/2 hour which was a horrible 10 minute massage before the flip. She then asked for $100 to take off her top and HJ, I told her no way and gave her $40 for just the HJ and still feel like I got ripped off. The chick was smoking though, cute little Thai girl with beautiful big tits, but no way worth a $100 just to see them.

I've got my spot where for $80-$100 total you get an awesome 1 hour massage and a nice HE, which is all I need. I should just stick to it but as you all know half the fun is discovering new spots!

The Dog is back it’s been awhile since my last post BUT damn I am on the move. I was in the San Fernando Valley and came across a spot called Orchid therapy on Van Nuys Blvd (sixsixfoursix) near Vanowen. The door is normal price $40 for 30 min. I walked in and saw some nice providers, young Latina girls 20 -25. I had a great session with Gabby or was her name Linda? Damn I forgot! I am horrible with names BUT in this game do we really need to remember a name? hahaha! Just ask for one and then the other if you get a strange look! I know she spoke English! Anyways she is a real nice Latina who’s service is good! (Mish/doggie/CBJ) tip was $100 Well worth it! She told me to send friends her way and that she could get them a small special at the door (35 min for $35), SO hey guys tell the hostess Blitzdog sent you and get $5 off door and 5 extra minuets of play! SO I can get a special gift (whatever that is)? Hahaha! I think they close at 9pm!

Mongers,

Nico, has provided a nice simple one page article for all newbies to read!

Peace, da Irie Sadist

Very good info on there. Thanks for posting the link.


[QUOTE=Nico]Stumbled upon this site [url]http://www.********.net/[/url] has some pretty good useful information[/QUOTE]

Same place on Sepulveda....the two hotties from Fridays past were not there (Gina says Economy is bad so they are not busy)

Gina proves not to dissappoint last 3 visits.

Nice. ***
.5 + $

OC Man

Hey I hit Orchid again (address in previous post) and had an excellent time with a girl named Paula a thin latina blond girl about 24 - 25 tall and light skinned. She gave me amazing service and $1.00 was the tip, good action MIS/CBJ/Ball massage! I am getting to like this spot, hey tell the hostess that teh dog sent you!

Peace and Release

Blitzdog

Sometimes the water is sweetest in the desert (when you find it).

Had some extra cash on me, and had taken a break from the hobby for a while because of other hobbies, but today I decided to change things up. I ended up hitting up a place that had been recommended to me by Vlad some time back, and so I swung in and splurged the money for 45 minutes of time (70 bucks).

I'm still dropping trou when in walks this little korean girl with one of THE best bodies I've ever seen. I've instantly got a semi just from watching her walk in. She introduces herself as yumi or yui or something like that. We start talking during her lame massage (though she does get my back to crack and worked out a knot of stress I had, so I guess it was a passable massage) and we small talk about her time here (1 year) what the weather's like in Korea (rains a lot in the summer) and how old she is (23 she says but she looks like she's 18). She's probably about 97 pounds soaking wet, and has what can only sadly be described as a butterface to be gentle. Just not my thing at all, and the teeth were atrocious too. It's okay though, because besides the little B cups she had (with eraser nips) she had a *tight* ass and was thin, thin, thin with the softest skin.

She's pummelling my back halfheartedly when she asks "do you want everything?". I say "hell yes I'd pout if I didn't" and she laughs and says "be right back" and splits. No mention of a tip! I don't know about anyone else, but I hate it when they haggle with you up front. Usually tells me it's going to be mechanical and half-hearted. My ATFs have never mentioned price, even when they have never met me before.

She comes back in with some lube and a condom, and strips down. God what a body! Thick thatch of what I can only describe as "asian bush" which I'm not a huge fan of (though sometimes it's nice, dated an asian girl for a while and to change things up she'd grow it out a bit) and basically stretches herself over me. Light kissing, nibbling of my nipples, the usual stuff, but she's rubbing that fine-ass body all over me and Junior's raring to go. I'm running fingertips all over her and well before she gets down to the little dude at full attention her nips are hard as granite. That's another good sign, when their body responds to teasing. On goes the rubber and the CBJ, which is not the best, but still pretty good considering her mouth is probably too small for my member. She still deep throats it though, which I was impressed. A little bit of lube (caressing me too, not just slather it on) and she's off CG style, slowly, letting herself stretch out on me. I grind up into her in the mean time, hoping she gets some clit action going to relax her, and soon enough she starts with the asian equivalent of moaning: the squeal. Yeah, you guys know the squeal I'm talking about. Half squeak, half moan. She's getting her hips into it, and we're speeding up. After a few minutes and her nearly hitting the O (not sure why she stopped) she offered to switch positions. Doggy style now, oh. my. god. she's got a cute cooch and the nicest little ass. I go to town, meaning to be slow (I'm too big apparently) but she drops her shoulders and shoves her ass up and it's ON. After a while I push her hips down and get nice and over her and start probing for where her Gspot is. I find it and rock my hips so I'm hitting the spot like a jackhammer, and she wraps her legs around me (bends them backwards to do it too!) and shoves her face down into the pillow so she can let go full volume. Her tight little cooch goes from warm to hot (aroused) to freaking furnace hot (out of control) and her cute little ass tenses up into a solid brick of muscle.

We flip her over next and go mish, which she says she prefers, and by now the lube is totally abandoned, she's that wet. I rock my hips up again and start grinding her clit and what I can only describe as "popping" into her with each thrust, and her eyes go freaking wild when I don't stop. Started to rub her clit too but she asked to stop since it tickled too much, which was okay. I pulled her up to me (as I said, she weighed nothing) and go to town again, and she buries her face in the nape of my neck and squeaks and squeals.

I asked her to finish me off CG again, and at this point she's glowing with sweat, I'm hot and starting to sweat good, and she just wraps around me and lets me brutalize her with a nice, long, hard bang, until I finally pop. She sits up with a dazed look and tells me she couldn't believe that. I apologize and said that I had to rush because we only had 45 minutes, which made her thighs (she was straddling me) twitch as she thought about it.

Warm towel, talked a little (she loves starcraft, I think it's in the korean's genetics at this point), and I mentioned thinking about going to blizzcon to check out starcraft 2, which she immediately asked if she could go. I told her we'd get together a few more times before I decided (bullsh*t, I've already decided. Unless I get like ungodly amounts of 'tang from her the answer is no) and she was cool with that.

I tipped her 100, which is 20 bucks more than I usually have to tip in the 'nard, but for prime korean tail (aside from the dogface), and that asian squeak I haven't heard in a while, it was more than worth the higher cost of entry & tip. She never mentioned or went for the tip either, which was deeply welcome. She works Wednesdays & Thursdays, and Senior Members can message me for the location (Vlad, you know the place already, you let me onto it!).

I suspect if I went there a couple more times I could easily get digits and hook up outside. She all but asked me to take her out tonight after work, but I made some crap up about working late and not partying on a work night. Not sure how I feel about spending time around someone when I only want to tap the ass.

My old friend,

Brother, IMHO just keep having fun w/her.

I would not recommend dating any of the girls at the spot.

The turn over there is very high and they are all kids.

Just keep having fun w/her via no strings attached pay for play.

If YOU date her all your $$$ will probably start flowing out of your pockets for what will likely be less fun than YOU have had banging her amp style (all that illegality makes me nut harder LOL)!

If it works out for YOU then great I say.

Just don't hold your breath.

Remember this she always has 3 holes for rent...

Peace, da I Sadist

[QUOTE=Vlad De Sade]My old friend,

Brother, IMHO just keep having fun w/her.

I would not recommend dating any of the girls at the spot.

The turn over there is very high and they are all kids.

Just keep having fun w/her via no strings attached pay for play.

If YOU date her all your $$$ will probably start flowing out of your pockets for what will likely be less fun than YOU have had banging her amp style (all that illegality makes me nut harder LOL)!

If it works out for YOU then great I say.

Just don't hold your breath.

Remember she is has 3 holes for rent...

Peace, da I Sadist[/QUOTE]

That's exactly why I don't date right now. Too friggin expensive. It's easier to go drop a bill or so and get my nut off. And you're right, her nearly suffocating herself so that she didn't scream out and alert the neighbors was a pretty big turn on.

I never have dated or seen someone OTC as it were, and I'm not about to change that streak. It'd be nice to nail her for a few hours without watching the clock, but in the end it's not worth it. I'd have to reactivate the disposable... I mean pre-paid phone, and start all that crap up again.

Besides, I'd be sort of embarrassed to be seen with this girl's face next to me. She looks great sucking cock, but otherwise yikes...

Anybody else been to Orchid? I tried to find it, but it doesn't seem to have a front entrance. Is the entrance in the back, off the alley?

Mongers,

Friday was fun...

I was done w/my business in Reseda at around 11:45am.

I was ready to play.

I drove west on Roscoe to Canoga.

I hit up the Wet Spot for some pregame fun.

I just wanted to get my head right for the fun to come...

I immediately had a black spinner named Kimberly all over me.

I gave in.

Her body was a perfect 10.

Sadly, her face was just a 5 for me.

Anyways, she is from Henderson, NV.

We chatted for a few and I told her $40 for 3 songs was cool w/me.

And away we went to a booth.

Needless to say my 8" f**k stick began creeping out of my underwear & shorts w/in minutes.

During the first song I had her telling me she loves anal sex.

Yeah, right my ass.

LOL!!!

I have never met a sista that did anal w/a smile...

Well her nasty talk, all lies for sure, was fun.

By the second song I had already grabbed her shaved twat.

She freaks and says slow down "cant let the manager see" this.

Then I sucked her perfect little girl tits.

Next, I decided to spank.

And spank her I did.

I popped that left butt cheek w/all I had 3 quick times in a row.

She freaked again and turned full frontal on me to defend her naked ass.

At this point, I was fully hard and flashing her often.

Now, she says, "YOU got a big dick; damn white boy its thick."

Just what we all wanna hear in the club....

So I laugh, having fun pushing the envelope, wondering what crap is gonna spew out of her lying ass mouth next.

I do despise these stripper wh**es!

Every last one...

Knowing that my time is short, and because I cant wait to see one of my girlfriends in the next 1/2 hr, I said wtf and took out my entire cock and rubbed it onto her bare rt thigh moving it towards her p**sy.

She actually grabbed my naked junk and pushed it away.

I just pushed it back onto her, skin on skin, w/my shorts covering the deed.

Good times messing w/another lame ass hoe.

At this point, she starts selling me on her Asian girlfriend.

"Wanna have us both?" they ask.

Do I like Asian girls?

Do I like these tits? (as her friend undoes her bra and rubs her nipples in my face).

I laugh and tell her my girl is Asian, and I do love her fat titties (she was a thick Amerasian girl), but no thanks I am leaving to go and bang one of my Kgirlfriends immediately!

I pay my new black friend her $40 and say my farewells to one and all...

I get followed out by 2 white s**ts who ask if I am coming back or leaving?

I say its been a nice afternoon interlude ladies but now I am on my way to bust a real nut!!!

I leave happy and excited.

Just what I wanted from my 20 min diversion.

I arrive at the hole in a wall as I call it...

W/in a half hour I am w/my regular Kgirl girlfriend sucking on her mouth as she bbbj's me into total exxxstacy.

After an hour of exploring my girls beautiful pale naked body I was nearly ready to explode.

I had a hard decision to make boys.

Should I shoot my load down her throat again, onto her face/hair or into the condom as I continued pumping her mercilessly?

I decide on a compromise by ripping off the condom as I spew violently onto her belly and hands...

I do love this girl.

She is 38 and still fucks me like a lbfm.

Actually, better than many of my young girlfriends.

For one reason.

Little girls are clueless about what I like and how to get it done.

W/my favorite she just knows naturally what to do.

I call it chemistry.

I wish I could have many wives...

Because I love many, many women!

After she cleaned me up we talked for a few and then I gave her much love.

I would give her a-lot more if she was my real girl and not just a great sexual escape...

Alas, she is what she is and I love her for it!

Peace, da I Sadist

You are my goddamn hero. Not only did I head back to bang that little kgirl I reported on (and nutted off even harder, she's officially hit ATF status) thanks to your intel, but you f*cked with the cheap bitchy strippers at the wet spot. I used to love that place and it went downhill hard. Haven't been back in a year or so after one of my favorite girls there tried to jack the price of some lapdances up like 60-80 bucks or so.

I love that you didn't get f*cked with. I love that you turned the tables on them. I love that you got your nut off better with your kgirl.

As I said, you are too damn awesome.

Now if only wednesday would roll around quicker so I can bang the shiat out of the kgirl I keep seeing!