Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MrAsapOmar69;5785598]Disappointing to say the least. Did not leave happy.[/QUOTE]I think they suck. Everytime I've gone it is always the same thing. Turn over and you can ask for what you want but they stick to their regular tug. You can say slow, this or that, let me touch, etc. And it is always the same like "What? Huh? What do you mean? Oh your hands are cold. Oh that tickles. " but in the mean time they are trying to drain you ASAP. No matter how much you tell them slow, let me at least enjoy, it is always even while you talk a fast as possible tug so you bust as soon as possible. If you are going to finish the rest of the massage, then wtf is the hurry to make the client finish?

[QUOTE=LoveSnatch;5779719]Went to AAA I'm a simple man just looking for a good massage and then a release. Honestly the massage is the most important part this time! I don't care what she looks like as long as she can massage and then tug one out. Will have to visit again and try other girls.[/QUOTE]Any advice for someone trying this out the first time? Like is there a code phrase I need to say / ask? When is the right timing during the massage?

Doing some research on my own as well but feel free to dm / reply with any good spots thank you!

[QUOTE=MMDefense;5786107]Any advice for someone trying this out the first time? Like is there a code phrase I need to say / ask? When is the right timing during the massage?[/QUOTE]No, they know what is up. Pay in cash and let them see you pulled out a fair amount. But all you will most likely walk out with is a HJ. Good luck trying to even get the masseuse naked.

Is there any place around Cape Coral for a nude massage and maybe extras.

[QUOTE=Navajo101;5784755]FYI. Unmarked in front of Yo Yo yesterday for a while between 2:45-3:30.

Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]I believe there was one late at night yesterday. A black Ford Explorer without a roof rack.

[QUOTE=JSuper;5786092]I think they suck. Everytime I've gone it is always the same thing. Turn over and you can ask for what you want but they stick to their regular tug. You can say slow, this or that, let me touch, etc. And it is always the same like "What? Huh? What do you mean? Oh your hands are cold. Oh that tickles. " but in the mean time they are trying to drain you ASAP. No matter how much you tell them slow, let me at least enjoy, it is always even while you talk a fast as possible tug so you bust as soon as possible. If you are going to finish the rest of the massage, then wtf is the hurry to make the client finish?[/QUOTE]I have always had great experiences there, only one time and I just asked for a different girl.

[QUOTE=JSuper;5786317]No, they know what is up. Pay in cash and let them see you pulled out a fair amount. But all you will most likely walk out with is a HJ. Good luck trying to even get the masseuse naked.[/QUOTE]Never pull out a wad of cash unless you want to spend a wad of cash. Most want 200 anymore for lame service, if you want to negotiate a better price down to 120 or 140 going in with 3-400 won't help. I usually keep different amount in different pockets. Pay with a C-note, let them leave the $30 on the table while I'm laying face down so that way they know I have something for a tip. Keep another 70 in one pocket, maybe 50 in another and another 50 in another. That way when negotiations are over I know which pocket (s) to reach into and have exact cash. If she sees another 20 I just say I need that for gas.

[QUOTE=GolfGuy;5786499]Never pull out a wad of cash unless you want to spend a wad of cash. Most want 200 anymore for lame service, if you want to negotiate a better price down to 120 or 140 going in with 3-400 won't help. I usually keep different amount in different pockets. Pay with a C-note, let them leave the $30 on the table while I'm laying face down so that way they know I have something for a tip. Keep another 70 in one pocket, maybe 50 in another and another 50 in another. That way when negotiations are over I know which pocket (s) to reach into and have exact cash. If she sees another 20 I just say I need that for gas.[/QUOTE]I like that idea. I usually go with a max or $250 for FS but I do tend to wear a lot of basketball shorts and t-shirts so I usually only get 2 pockets but I might change up that strategy.

Was getting a llittle tired of Asian AMPs. (Is this like a double negative. ?

First the bad;.

Since I was looking for an alternative to Asian, I set up a massage with Sandie from the Naples Eros website. 160 for hour. Not bad.

Then the reality. Bumbling fat unattractive gal screwed up the time at her incall. She mixed up times. To make long stoy short, rubber gloves on back, lam massage. Zero attraction. She said flip. Did flip and Charlie was limp. She took off top to reveal little titts ontop of fat belly rolls. She dropped her pants to reveal a g-string where the front was made out of steel. Disgusting. Gave up and turnd on belly for remainder of hour. Ugh.

Don't walk away. Run. Waste of time and money. Did I say her Naples ad on Eros was for incall almost 1 hour way in Ft Myers. Terrible experience.

Now the good. Big contrast:

On way South on 41, hit Google maps for "Asian massage". Up pops AAA on Boy Scout. Stopped in. Gal at front asked half or full hour? I countered who else do you have available? She said ME. I said no thank you. Anyone else? She brought out another gal. Youno too but not put together sexy in informal shorts. Shorts ok but she was not. I needed relief badly. Said no thanks again. They got 3rd gal out. This one was dressed smartly in tight knit dress. Nice shape, thin, sexy, pretty and hot. I said ok and we went back for 1 hour. Little negotiation and 100 for all off and play fun. Not FS. My choice. Within 15 minutes, in 69 position, I went to heaven and was relaxed after the first ordeal. She said turn over on your belly and I will give you a good massage for the rest of the time. She gave good massage and was talkative. As much as she could. She said she was manager and name was Jenny or "I". Not sure if anything she said was accurate or if understood my complex questions. . She did not even seem sure of her name.

But the experience was great. I am back to the AMP world. They are the best alternate and little grief. You do have to find a gal that attracts you or turn and leave politely. I learned that the hard way. The ladies know how to make us happy. Be glad that they are visiting our city.

In any case, be nice to the Ladies, and they will treat you nicely. Joke around and smile. They generally are nice people earning living in a tough business. Yes they can make good money if they are good.

Happy guy 2.

[QUOTE=HappyGuy2;5787777]Was getting a llittle tired of Asian AMPs. (Is this like a double negative. ?

First the bad;.

Since I was looking for an alternative to Asian, I set up a massage with Sandie from the Naples Eros website. 160 for hour. Not bad.

Then the reality. Bumbling fat unattractive gal screwed up the time at her incall. She mixed up times. To make long stoy short, rubber gloves on back, lam massage. Zero attraction. She said flip. Did flip and Charlie was limp. She took off top to reveal little titts on top of fat belly rolls. She dropped her pants to reveal a g-string where the front was made out of steel. Disgusting. Gave up and turned on belly for remainder of hour. Ugh.

Don't walk away. Run. Waste of time and money. Did I say her Naples ad on Eros was for incall almost 1 hour way in Ft Myers. Terrible experience.

Now the good. Big contrast:

On way South on 41, hit Google maps for "Asian massage". Up pops AAA on Boy Scout. Stopped in. Gal at front asked half or full hour? I countered who else do you have available? She said ME. I said no thank you. Anyone else? She brought out another gal. Youno too but not put together sexy in informal shorts. Shorts ok but she was not. I needed relief badly. Said no thanks again. They got 3rd gal out. This one was dressed smartly in tight knit dress.[/QUOTE]Very well written and completely fact! And If I may add a couple of things, don't go into an AMP smelling like you just bathed in a bucket of cat shit. I am sure 90% of the guys here already know this and go in looking clean (with deodorant). I owned 2 AMPs in Orlando and co-owned 2 in LA. I was blown away when I would see some of the guys ringing the bell, rubbing their dirty little hands together in excitement the entire time me and the girls are watching on the camera. Most spas have a rotation with the clients (unless a girl is specifically requested) in a case like this, none of the girls want this client. Another big one is a little class and respect goes a long way, many times the girl wants you to touch her first, her leg, her ass, don't go right for the coin purse or try pulling her clothes off. Happy was also dead on when he spoke about how the girl is dressed, it is a big indicator of the type of fun you may expect.

[QUOTE=GolfGuy;5786499]Never pull out a wad of cash unless you want to spend a wad of cash. Most want 200 anymore for lame service, if you want to negotiate a better price down to 120 or 140 going in with 3-400 won't help. I usually keep different amount in different pockets. Pay with a C-note, let them leave the $30 on the table while I'm laying face down so that way they know I have something for a tip. Keep another 70 in one pocket, maybe 50 in another and another 50 in another. That way when negotiations are over I know which pocket (s) to reach into and have exact cash. If she sees another 20 I just say I need that for gas.[/QUOTE]Like I have said in the very past, always have different amounts of money in different pockets, and do remember what pockets have what amount in them. You know were all getting to that stage in our lives like (where the fuck are my car keys). Well you get the picture. Don't visit the AMP's as much as I use to. But always have the best of the best with Tamara and her girls from Miami and Fort Lauderdale. A buck at the door, and a buck for the girl and you definitely have (FS) all the times I have been there and including Tamara. New place on Del Prado and old one still on Ramsey way opposite Sam Galaway Ford. Good luck my mongers, and do practice up on the Spanish if you seeing Tamara's girls. Ciao fellow mongers.

[QUOTE=Everlast1;5786478]I have always had great experiences there, only one time and I just asked for a different girl.[/QUOTE]Sounds to me you are trying to knock down this spa, I have always had a great time there, but as we know everybody has a different taste. Girls there have always been very clean and great at there job.

[QUOTE=SnowMan610;5781960]I got lucky and scored an appointment with Sara for massage. I hear great things about her. And the 38 DD's.

Just wondering what I'm in for. Is there any pics of her around? Anyone have one they want to pm? I'll make sure to report back and give an update on the service!.[/QUOTE]How did it go with Sara? What was your take on looks and service? I'm thinking on moving to some good massage ladies with hope of FS also.

[QUOTE=HappyGuy2;5787777]Was getting a llittle tired of Asian AMPs. (Is this like a double negative. ?

First the bad;.

Since I was looking for an alternative to Asian, I set up a massage with Sandie from the Naples Eros website. 160 for hour. Not bad.

Then the reality. Bumbling fat unattractive gal screwed up the time at her incall. She mixed up times. To make long stoy short, rubber gloves on back, lam massage. Zero attraction. She said flip. Did flip and Charlie was limp. She took off top to reveal little titts ontop of fat belly rolls. She dropped her pants to reveal a g-string where the front was made out of steel. Disgusting. Gave up and turnd on belly for remainder of hour. Ugh.

Don't walk away. Run. Waste of time and money. Did I say her Naples ad on Eros was for incall almost 1 hour way in Ft Myers. Terrible experience.

Now the good. Big contrast:

On way South on 41, hit Google maps for "Asian massage". Up pops AAA on Boy Scout. Stopped in. Gal at front asked half or full hour? I countered who else do you have available? She said ME. I said no thank you. Anyone else? She brought out another gal. Youno too but not put together sexy in informal shorts. Shorts ok but she was not. I needed relief badly. Said no thanks again. They got 3rd gal out. This one was dressed smartly in tight knit dress. Nice shape, thin, sexy, pretty and hot. I said ok and we went back for 1 hour. Little negotiation and 100 for all off and play fun. Not FS. My choice. Within 15 minutes, in 69 position, I went to heaven and was relaxed after the first ordeal. She said turn over on your belly and I will give you a good massage for the rest of the time. She gave good massage and was talkative. As much as she could. She said she was manager and name was Jenny or "I". Not sure if anything she said was accurate or if understood my complex questions. . She did not even seem sure of her name.

But the experience was great. I am back to the AMP world. They are the best alternate and little grief. You do have to find a gal that attracts you or turn and leave politely. I learned that the hard way. The ladies know how to make us happy. Be glad that they are visiting our city.

In any case, be nice to the Ladies, and they will treat you nicely. Joke around and smile. They generally are nice people earning living in a tough business. Yes they can make good money if they are good.

Happy guy 2.[/QUOTE]I scheduled with her last year. She is NOT the girl in the pic. She insists that she is but no freaking way. She looked like a bag lady. Her hair was a mess and her sweater was literally covered with cat hair. You can't make this $hit up. LOL.