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[QUOTE=AMnnos;5642940]First of all, the Feds don't text. Lmao!

Yeah I've gotten a few random texts in the past stating they were like God or something and if I didn't give God money then God will arrest me. OR SOMETHING STUPID TO THAT NATURE.

I'm like "Dude!? Really? If you're going to arrest me, what part of Dallas am I currently located at?.[/QUOTE]The FBI is pretty much shut down because of the quarantine. They just dropped charges against a local dentist who stole millions from Medicaid over his career.

[QUOTE=Nflmonger;5732384]Reality is, that part of the body normally doesn't see fresh air all that often, so it's just going to stink no matter what! Now, all the points you brought up are valid reasons behind the funk however!! I've been in the hobby a long time and have smelled by share of smelly situations! I've also been chatting with some providers that have said they experience the same thing with dudes that visit them on pay day Friday after working 8 hours on a sweaty ass construction job site!! No one in exempt from having smelly "swamp-ass" every so often! That's why I always carry a container of baby wipes to freshen up that region before fun and I carry anti bacterial wipes to clean up after the fun and I always take a piss in an effort to keep away any funk! It is what it is fellas! Just makes things for comfortable for everyone!

-NFM.[/QUOTE]Yeah, washing and wiping is just polite. If the lady offers a shower, it's something I'll take her up on, unless I literally rinsed off before heading her way.

Lady bits are a little more complicated, but if they're kept clean, they'll do fine.

I was just objecting to the original post that they would get immediately curdled if jizzed in, like milk left out in the sun or something. It seemed like a ****-shaming thing. He wants to bareback and cum in them, but if they do it, they're going to be all skanky and smelly and gross. I mean, some of them are, but not because they take a load or 15.

[QUOTE=PlayTiem;5742763]Yeah, washing and wiping is just polite. If the lady offers a shower, it's something I'll take her up on, unless I literally rinsed off before heading her way.

Lady bits are a little more complicated, but if they're kept clean, they'll do fine.

I was just objecting to the original post that they would get immediately curdled if jizzed in, like milk left out in the sun or something. It seemed like a ****-shaming thing. He wants to bareback and cum in them, but if they do it, they're going to be all skanky and smelly and gross. I mean, some of them are, but not because they take a load or 15.[/QUOTE]As a dude we get a pass sometimes with BO. Usually it's either musty or a little shitty. Don't get a pass if your pissy.

Now. Females that's just lazy. Sure they have to worry about the PH of their shid. Yet. They are body washes for that. Irish spring not going to cut it. They have to smell that foul thing whenever they sit, and move, so whoever's behind them is getting a foul odor. It doesn't matter if it doesn't see the light of day or fresh air. That thing should not smell like a dead fish corpse. There's no excuse for that. I'm sure at our age we should know the kitty can smell like a kitty supposed. I love that, it's like a aphrodisiac, love getting that smell on me. Then there is no smell. Like they just got out the shower and rubbed the hell of it. Which is, meh. Then there's the sweaty a little musky. Which is normal since they got a little hot box cooking in those tight clothes. Yet the ghastly odor that we all experienced is unacceptable, and if a provider she should be ashamed and on everybody no fun list.

That strong odor will stay on your fingers, junior and balls. Even on underwear if you don't remediate ASAP.

[QUOTE=NeckAuthority;5743052]As a dude we get a pass sometimes with BO. Usually it's either musty or a little shitty. Don't get a pass if your pissy.

Now. Females that's just lazy. Sure they have to worry about the PH of their shid. Yet. They are body washes for that. Irish spring not going to cut it. They have to smell that foul thing whenever they sit, and move, so whoever's behind them is getting a foul odor. It doesn't matter if it doesn't see the light of day or fresh air. That thing should not smell like a dead fish corpse. There's no excuse for that. I'm sure at our age we should know the kitty can smell like a kitty supposed. I love that, it's like a aphrodisiac, love getting that smell on me. Then there is no smell. Like they just got out the shower and rubbed the hell of it. Which is, meh. Then there's the sweaty a little musky. Which is normal since they got a little hot box cooking in those tight clothes. Yet the ghastly odor that we all experienced is unacceptable, and if a provider she should be ashamed and on everybody no fun list.[/QUOTE]

Within the past 12 months or so, a fellow hobbyist posted here on the forum that they hand out business type cards to providers. I was intrigued by the idea of being able to discretely hand a woman with "the look" a business card to set up a rendezvous. I went on line and ordered 500 white on black cards from a. Com printing company. I kept the info on the card pretty basic and included my hobby name, monger email, phone and social media handle. I keep a stack in my ride and a few always in my pocket and I literally hand them to any woman I think wants to make some extra cash!! I've handed out 12 or so and have had two successful meet ups. I've also been bitched out and was accused of trying to sex traffic woman. I even had a pissed off BF call and threaten me, I didn't want to me a dick so I apologized and didn't realize she was taken. I could really care less because nothing on the card is linked to my real life. My monger phone is the only place I access any of those comm avenues. Anyway, I'll keep handing out cards and hope for the best!! Happy hunting friends!!

-NFM.

[QUOTE=PokeTiger;5685454]Want to ask you guys how you deal with providers with stinky / Smelly pussies.

For me, I don't tell providers that they have stinky pussies, I put them on my DO NOT VISIT list.

Known reasons for stinky pussies.

1, someone just raw dogged the provider and deposit lots protein in the kitty box 10-15 minutes prior your visit. - moderate concern.

2, bad hygiene (do not take shower, wearing dirty leggings with pee spots all over) - least concern.

3, infections, medical conditions. Serious concern.[/QUOTE]For the life of me, I'll never understand how you could continue with session with a stinky.

Coaching. Just wrong. There are so many things that you can do. Bathe for 1.

I'm considering renting a motel room for a few nights this weekend to be able to hang out with a talented provider or three!! . I'd like to be able to check in, grab some food and drink nearby, then go on the hunt around the motel area. With the exception of Baymeadows and 95, many motel clusters always have ladies walking about. I'm thinking blanding or JTB. What say you all?

-NFM.

[QUOTE=Nflmonger;5761200]I'm considering renting a motel room for a few nights this weekend to be able to hang out with a talented provider or three!! . I'd like to be able to check in, grab some food and drink nearby, then go on the hunt around the motel area. With the exception of Baymeadows and 95, many motel clusters always have ladies walking about. I'm thinking blanding or JTB. What say you all?

-NFM.[/QUOTE]I've set camp in a notel for like a weekend getaway. Though it sounds like a great idea, there are both pros and cons about it.

Pros:

-The Big Obvious: You have a safe play room in which you know there will be noone hiding in the bathroom, under the bed, behind the headboard or underneath the desk lamp. It's your safe zone, somewhat.

-Multiple play dates at various times.

-A place to R-&-R in-between playdates. Watch a little TV, shower, etc.

Cons:

-Now your play dates know where you're camped out at & they can pop up unexpectedly. If you're in a notel such as the Hoetown in which it's saturated with hookers, dopeboys and other riff raffs then there's the possibilities of having to deal with that drama.

-Along with that, girls may bother you about "borrowing" your room, hangin out, or simply just come annoy you about stupid shit.

-Notel management may harass you about the variety of guests that you have visit.

These are all dependent on which notel you decide to rent from. Overall, it CAN be a fun experience granted that you worked out the kinks and planned for the possibilities. If you can find a place where there isn't much traffic and is low key, that would be ideal but I'm sure you already know that. I'd choose a room where the room doors are outside and you don't have to walk thru a lobby.

I believe you can't go wrong with either JTB or YC. I've done both places in the past.

G'luck.

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Don't you just hate turning off your burner, then when you turn on after days you see text, and missed calls saying "bring some cheap alcohol and you come through " LOL. That shid was dead before I turned it off. Punching the air now.

Input needed.

I know a guy name N . A who been raw dogging a contact for a couple years. He may have noticed she obviously got a bun in the oven, but she playing off like she gained weight. Granted he never shot the club up. (even though that doesn't mean anything.) he knows but keep asking anywho if she with baby. She plays it off like she has to start exercising. A part of him wants to start depositing some batter in the oven since she is pregnant, the other part don't want no drama thinking of blocking & deleting, a small part thinking to do the same bc she delusional thinking that's just fat. What to do.

[QUOTE=NeckAuthority;5766563]Don't you just hate turning off your burner, then when you turn on after days you see text, and missed calls saying "bring some cheap alcohol and you come through " LOL. That shid was dead before I turned it off. Punching the air now.

Input needed.

I know a guy name N . A who been raw dogging a contact for a couple years. He may have noticed she obviously got a bun in the oven, but she playing off like she gained weight. Granted he never shot the club up. (even though that doesn't mean anything.) he knows but keep asking anywho if she with baby. She plays it off like she has to start exercising. A part of him wants to start depositing some batter in the oven since she is pregnant, the other part don't want no drama thinking of blocking & deleting, a small part thinking to do the same bc she delusional thinking that's just fat. What to do.[/QUOTE]You know you can't trust what she says one way or another. For extra coins they might tell you they are whatever you want them to be. The truth? None of us know. With that in mind, you know the risks.

Unless you're head over heels, delete, block, avoid.

She probably has no idea whose it is anyway. You are not the only one depositing Romeo. Not worth a life changing event unless you're ready for the lifetime commitment. Get a vasectomy and go find another to deposit into.

That's my $0. 02.

Tail.

[QUOTE=NeckAuthority;5766563]Don't you just hate turning off your burner, then when you turn on after days you see text, and missed calls saying "bring some cheap alcohol and you come through " LOL. That shid was dead before I turned it off. Punching the air now.

Input needed.

I know a guy name N . A who been raw dogging a contact for a couple years. He may have noticed she obviously got a bun in the oven, but she playing off like she gained weight. Granted he never shot the club up. (even though that doesn't mean anything.) he knows but keep asking anywho if she with baby. She plays it off like she has to start exercising. A part of him wants to start depositing some batter in the oven since she is pregnant, the other part don't want no drama thinking of blocking & deleting, a small part thinking to do the same bc she delusional thinking that's just fat. What to do.[/QUOTE]

Gents. Any one open to helping me out with google image and scan a pic for me? Let me know and I will pm it to you. I'm chatting with a gal from SA who says all the right things and looks amazing. But also looks familiar.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=LTlurker53;5778866]Gents. Any one open to helping me out with google image and scan a pic for me? Let me know and I will pm it to you. I'm chatting with a gal from SA who says all the right things and looks amazing. But also looks familiar.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Post the pic.

This may not be allowed, but does anyone have any experience with STD testing in the area? I don't think I have anything but I've recently reconsidered some of my activities and it would be good to know I'm working with a clean slate from here forward. Would just like to know the process, are the results confidential, are they reported to the state or others, etc. PMs preferred. Thanks.