Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MrClean;5774470]My brother's landscaper was telling me that he had visited the place at 5019 down off Tamiami in Naples because they advertise all kinds of things that intrigued him. Specifically the DFK, rimjob, Nuru, BBBJ, and two girls. Well needless to say he was greeted by a somewhat attractive woman in her 40"s and none of that stuff was on the menu, not even with an upcharge. She was asked about each option and she gave a definite no on all of them. He settled for a mediocre backrub and handy. 50 for the half hour and 40 for the handshake. Nothing exciting.[/QUOTE]If none of the advertised services were available when you asked, what they fuck would you stay? That makes no sense. I would have turned and walked the fuck out!

Golfguy, playing through.

[QUOTE=grandlarr;5774818]Is this good place in Ft Myers for a all inclusive massage.[/QUOTE]I have had good luck there and had some pretty hot girls, I have seen a couple mixed reviews but only a couple, the rest were all positive. Have fun!

[QUOTE=Everlast1;5776157]I have had good luck there and had some pretty hot girls, I have seen a couple mixed reviews but only a couple, the rest were all positive. Have fun![/QUOTE]YoYo is the best in that area for sure.

[QUOTE=JSuper;5776179]YoYo is the best in that area for sure.[/QUOTE]To each their own brother, I have had good service there but its been hit or miss, have had much higher consistency at the one across the street but its been a while. Since I have gotten to know a few of the girls at AAA that's been my go-to spot (works perfect for me).

My valet is going to be in PC for a couple of days and is only going to have a few hours to visit the local establishments. He usually goes to Lotus on Tamiami by the gator bar and has a nice time enjoying their full service menu, but is curious if anyone has a better recommendation in that general area. His last visit was with a very attractive younger staff member but felt kind of rushed.

Calla sounds like the go-to but might be a warm up for the full menu, and he just doesn't have that kind of time.

[QUOTE=GolfGuy;5775808]If none of the advertised services were available when you asked, what they fuck would you stay? That makes no sense. I would have turned and walked the fuck out!

Golfguy, playing through.[/QUOTE]Calm the fuck down, just making a report and you jump my shit. I don't have to explain a fucking thing to you.

So has anyone expirienced FS at the aaa?

Anyone been to her mysticmermaidmasaage.

[QUOTE=MrClean;5777375]Calm the fuck down, just making a report and you jump my shit. I don't have to explain a fucking thing to you.[/QUOTE]He never said you are obligated to explain. He simply asked a question. It appears you got triggered by him using the word "fuck" even though he didn't use "at" you. "I don't have to explain a fucking thing to you" sounds pretty rude. It makes it seem like you think you are important somehow.

[QUOTE=MattFl;5777902]Anyone been to her mysticmermaidmasaage.[/QUOTE]The most miserable mermaid you'll ever see. Save ya money.

[QUOTE=RoyalRey;5777854]So has anyone expirienced FS at the aaa?[/QUOTE]I have gotten FS for $. 5 there before by some that goes by Lily (I think) ain't too sure when but within the past year. She was a petite woman in her mid 20's. She is probably the best girl that worked there so far. But since then I haven't seen anyone like her.

[QUOTE=MattFl;5777902]Anyone been to her mysticmermaidmasaage.[/QUOTE]Cute mid-40's girl with big tits. She actually gives a nice, borderline therapeutic rub with a little teasing. Nothing else is offered at the first meeting. After your first session she tells you that you are now eligible for her VIP session and hints at an expanded menu. You show up for your VIP and it is basically the same rub as before but on the flip she exposes the girls and allows extremely limited contact while she performs a very bland tug. All this can be your for two bills. LOL. I did not return.

Heard a rumor from another spa owner today that the "AMP on Colonial," assuming it's Tranquility as that's the only one I know about, is closed indefinitely. Rumor was that on Feb 1st a monger, while engaging in a chess match died, apparently from a heart attack. Police were called and the masseuse (or owner if the same) was given a ticket for not having a massage license and skipped her court date. Can anyone confirm that it is closed? I have no reason to doubt my source as this AMP isn't close enough to her to be competition.

[QUOTE=RoyalRey;5777854]So has anyone expirienced FS at the aaa?[/QUOTE]I have a year ago and a year before that, but not with the current lineup. Now that I think about it, every time other than the last time a month ago I've had that. Used to be my go to.

Went to AAA I'm a simple man just looking for a good massage and then a release. Honestly the massage is the most important part this time! I don't care what she looks like as long as she can massage and then tug one out. Will have to visit again and try other girls.