Think this age is catching up to me
So I got my second shot today, and thought I celebrate with some company. Granted I use any excuse to *celebrate* "I drove pass McDonalds without looking, time to celebrate". Checked the usual crickets. Lastly scroll through stg "crickets".
So to the dating apps to harass females and "hope" I can get lucky. I actually get a hit she responds to the $. So that's usually a good sign I ask her for a massage on the head for a release. She was like "cool I'm just chilling " so I pick her up from friends place then she wants some seafood, and ask if I can take her there I'm like, that's cool. After that we head to her spot, Long story short.
She Legit gave me a massage while telling me about her relationship problems LOL. I zooned out, 2 hrs I won't get back.
Moral of the story I guess to be more direct LOL.
Close encounter with uncle
So it was a pleasant Wednesday. Found a nice little young ebony to bb, she was a dancer, but she didn't have a place, I do not mix personal and business. So then I found a good spot. (What I thought was a good spot). So we did the deed was great. Her dumb ass gets out to put her tight ass shorts on. Next thing I know she says.
"O shit the cops" . My scary ass was like I hope you lying.
Then I see it. Was like I saw a lion. Was like damn we fucked, because I knew she had shid on her. Next thing I know she pushing things up places, and swallowing shit. She know the drill. So I got out assuming the worst, and went to talk to him. He said The best things you can hear is "What you want". I was so happy, automatically I knew that this is their chill zone. So simple convo and on my way. When pulling out 4 more of my dear uncles came. Didn't know I had any luck in these old bones LOL.
Stay alert is the moral of the story I guess.
Also didn't even run my name or anything