Massage Parlor Reports

I got suckered in at this place a while back. The massage was so bad that I didn't even bother to leave a tip.

[QUOTE=Humpfree;2068973]Went by there today. Rang the bell didn't think she was going to open it. She did, She was old and skinny.
She then told me she had nice young girl for me. Went the the room her she's come in a few min's later.
I asked where the other girl? She then told me to get out. Glad I didn't pay up front.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/royal-spa-best-asian-massage-and-relaxation/21172861[/URL][/QUOTE]

Drew May at New life recently. Relatively new I think. Said she moved here from LA a few recently.

Standard routine from middle aged average AMP girl. Above average massage, professional, and overall not unhappy. Personally, was hoping for better. Probably will not repeat with her unless really in a pinch.

[QUOTE=Jadedone;2070080]I got suckered in at this place a while back. The massage was so bad that I didn't even bother to leave a tip.[/QUOTE]Glad I didn't pay first. She was old old.

I'm now in heart of LP. Right by diversey and clark.any massage options to suggest? Thanks!

Bad massage has 4 chairs around the table, She sits down the hole massage.

Also she asked for her tip with the door fee. Older.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/70-247-japanese-model-100-real-pic-or-1000andfree-intoxicating-rub-upscale-bombshell-34d-100lbs-25/21404203[/URL]

[QUOTE=Humpfree;2071834]Bad massage has 4 chairs around the table, She sits down the hole massage.

Also she asked for her tip with the door fee. Older.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/70-247-japanese-model-100-real-pic-or-1000andfree-intoxicating-rub-upscale-bombshell-34d-100lbs-25/21404203[/URL][/QUOTE]Her Reviews are Bad. You should have done your research on her before you called.

[QUOTE=Mojorzn;2071494]I'm now in heart of LP. Right by diversey and clark.any massage options to suggest? Thanks![/QUOTE]Massage Envy on Halsted and Diversey.

Wrong type of massage...

I have been seeing this Ad on BP For a while now. Only One Review. She lives very close to me (Far North Side,), So I said what the Heck. Good Decision. She is Mid to low 50's Latina. Very Beautiful. Slim and Sexy for a older woman. Great Attitude (Loves to speak to you in Spanish...a lot.haha). Very Nice. If you Don't like the Older Ladies, this one is not for you. Her Massage was Good. Very Firm. A whole lot of Coconut oil. But she washed every bit of it off. You Can tell she was nervous, thought I was LE. Once, She Did the LE Check, then it got Fun. Seniors PM me For Details. I am also still looking for Euro Masseuse. .8 Door fee. Little Steep, but well worth it. $ tip for whole lot of Fun. She is so pleasant to be around. She offers shower.with or without her. I was there for 90 Minutes. Will Repeat. She has a 4 hand Special with her Russian Friend. Will try that soon.

Be safe and Happy Hunting.

Went to exercise. Told to bring my own rain coat. A few days later was prepared. Got the same lady. After table shower and very short massage I told her I was prepared and she said she had been joking, so I got up, left with out a leaving a tip. Was I to harsh.

She was Joking? LOL. I would say no that was not too harsh. Just my opinion.

[QUOTE=Dent55;2072528]Went to exercise. Told to bring my own rain coat. A few days later was prepared. Got the same lady. After table shower and very short massage I told her I was prepared and she said she had been joking, so I got up, left with out a leaving a tip. Was I to harsh.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dent55;2072528]Went to exercise. Told to bring my own rain coat. A few days later was prepared. Got the same lady. After table shower and very short massage I told her I was prepared and she said she had been joking, so I got up, left with out a leaving a tip. Was I to harsh.[/QUOTE]All these Massage places you guys go to seem like alot more of a Disappontment than HE's. I'm staying with Providers.

[QUOTE=Dent55;2072528]Went to exercise. Told to bring my own rain coat. A few days later was prepared. Got the same lady. After table shower and very short massage I told her I was prepared and she said she had been joking, so I got up, left with out a leaving a tip. Was I to harsh.[/QUOTE]Not to harsh at all. I had same thing happen to me a wile back. I was a reg with her. Only this was to be FS. Heart breaker.

[QUOTE=Dent55;2072528]Went to exercise. Told to bring my own rain coat. A few days later was prepared. Got the same lady. After table shower and very short massage I told her I was prepared and she said she had been joking, so I got up, left with out a leaving a tip. Was I to harsh.[/QUOTE]I would have gotten my happy ending and then stiffed her. We always have to remember, we have the money, and we have control of the situation. Good service means good tips. Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=Dent55;2072528]Went to exercise. Told to bring my own rain coat. A few days later was prepared. Got the same lady. After table shower and very short massage I told her I was prepared and she said she had been joking, so I got up, left with out a leaving a tip. Was I to harsh.[/QUOTE]You did what you should have done. It's our money until the service is completed. We are not ATM machines.

This is why 99% of the time I stick with known good providers. I don't have time for this BS. I have to earn my money and they should too. The 1% of the time I try a new place for the excitement of it I always do a mental risk analysis.

Is the massage alone worth the cost of the entry fee?

Is she worth the cost of FS, BJ, or HE?

Is it time to walk out and when should I leave?

Known Good providers to stick with is right.

I thought with the wrong head early on in the hobby and learned a lot (hard lessons) of what not to do and what not to put up with.

[QUOTE=Rubenme2;2073340]You did what you should have done. It's our money until the service is completed. We are not ATM machines.

This is why 99% of the time I stick with known good providers. I don't have time for this BS. I have to earn my money and they should too. The 1% of the time I try a new place for the excitement of it I always do a mental risk analysis.

Is the massage alone worth the cost of the entry fee?

Is she worth the cost of FS, BJ, or HE?

Is it time to walk out and when should I leave?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RocketDork;2073098]I would have gotten my happy ending and then stiffed her. We always have to remember, we have the money, and we have control of the situation. Good service means good tips. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]As long as you don't pay upfront you control what goes on. Once you pay upfront then she controls what she will or won't do.

I gave the tip once before the massage was over and she did not do what was agreed. Never again.

[QUOTE=RonM;2073651]As long as you don't pay upfront you control what goes on. Once you pay upfront then she controls what she will or won't do.[/QUOTE]

I went to the EMP on NW side.

I had not been there since it had changed hands to AMP and back to EMP. Old days I had struck out with young but pretty Euro so I was not expecting too much just decent massage. I called in to see if the owner was in and scheduled. She welcomed me with a smile and we talked a bit. Good TS with some attention to the right places. Back to the room, no cover. Massage was no more than spreading lotion mostly but within 15 minutes she started the teasing. 5 more minutes and flip. W / o instructions she proceeded with a good finish. I helped myself to her huge -albeit artificially inflated- boobs. Alone shower to clean up. Place is very clean. All in all not a bad outing but the whole thing was 35 minutes. 85 msg, 35 tip.

She will be out of town for a few weeks but I was told to schedule with any of the other girls.

Seniors can get more info by pm.

There are several Asians and a few White service providers advertising Nuru Massage in the Chicago BP.

Does anyone have any advice on whom to see or whom to avoid?

Thanks in advance.

Evansville Man.

[QUOTE=EvansvilleMan;2074142]There are several Asians and a few White service providers advertising Nuru Massage in the Chicago BP.

Does anyone have any advice on whom to see or whom to avoid?

Thanks in advance.

Evansville Man.[/QUOTE]My first ever Nuru session was with her and it was a wonderful experience. She really gets into it a lot. I've heard that on repeat visits she may even offer a FS finish.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/kourtney-sweetheart-authentic-nuru-and-tantra-massage-20/18981450[/URL]

Went to Sunkiss on Chicago Avenue for a four hand. One Chinese girl and one I believe Thai. Everything seemed to be wonderful -- great massage, substantial teasing. Two thin, attractive and younger (20's) girls. However, at the end, I was offered my own hand rather than the expected at least HJ.

Only now do I notice that this phenomenon was reported on back in February...I should have RTFF!

Jcon51.

I've heard good things in the past so despite recent negative reviews I decided to check it out as I was looking for a good euro experience. $75 for the hour with ivana. Decent massage but that is all. Not even a hint of anything else being an option. The hunt continues for a good euro massage.

[QUOTE=Humpfree;2057920]I find most Latinas MP's House fee Massage .50 to .60. Then .50 to touch the butt, .50 more to touch the top.

Touch the bottom another .50, topless another .50, But there are exceptions to the rule.

This is why I try to stick with Asians. They are funny about there top.[/QUOTE]Went to a house just west of Xindys and that was definitely the fee.

[QUOTE=PerfectGreg;2075619]Went to a house just west of Xindys and that was definitely the fee.[/QUOTE]Some one told me Xindys has been shut down for about a week?

Went to Zeus and had a great time with Rachel. Seniors can pm for details.

Wondering if anyone has visited here:

[URL]http://peoria.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-by-european-alexa-31/21308917[/URL]

[QUOTE=HomeSlice;2077033]Wondering if anyone has visited here:

[URL]http://peoria.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-by-european-alexa-31/21308917[/URL][/QUOTE]Here is the chicago link: [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-by-european-alexa-31/21308917[/URL].

[QUOTE=Jcon51;2074543]Went to Sunkiss on Chicago Avenue for a four hand. One Chinese girl and one I believe Thai. Everything seemed to be wonderful -- great massage, substantial teasing. Two thin, attractive and younger (20's) girls. However, at the end, I was offered my own hand rather than the expected at least HJ.

Only now do I notice that this phenomenon was reported on back in February. I should have RTFF!

Jcon51.[/QUOTE]My last visit to sunkiss, totally shut down... Not even a hint of a tease. But, yeah, self service there has been the norm for years.

I recently stopped in for an hour of therapy. Door fee is .5 for the hour. I have had success in the past at this location however, not this time. It wasnt for the lack of trying either! The massage was great and better than most you normally would get at an AMP. Too bad, because the therapist was a cutie about a 7-8 on the scale. I would repeat if in need of a good massage at a reasonable price. Left .2 as tip. Stay safe boys.

Stopped by for a massage. Its .45 for the 1/2 hr and .65 for 1 hr with free table shower. I went for the 1/2 hr and free regular shower since I was in a hurry. The girl was a thick but younger Asian but the massage was REALLY good and she seemed to know exactly what she was doing. She walks on your back, using the poles on the ceiling, which I didn't even notice at first. Even after the massage, she gave me some extra time and did my neck / shoulder, which has been hurting really bad. Would recommend if you need a good massage and HE as well, but I wouldn't try it again as I like variety..there are also 2 other massages right around the corner that I just might have to give a try as well. Happy hunting!

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/chinatown-massage/18417363[/URL]

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/chinese-relaxing-massage-25/12288601[/URL]

Went for a tired old massage again today. Standard door fees but was finally offered FS for .1. I guess its been the repeat business. Was nothing great and I'd only repeat since it is walking distance from work.

Anyone have suggestions of places in the downtown area that offer FS without verification crap?

Wow young chick at Unwind unbelievable! They usually only had a couple veterans there when I went there always a pro massages maybe I will repeat one day if the clock is winding down and I am in the area.

[QUOTE=FSexperience;2077311]Stopped by for a massage. Its .45 for the 1/2 hr and .65 for 1 hr with free table shower. I went for the 1/2 hr and free regular shower since I was in a hurry. The girl was a thick but younger Asian but the massage was REALLY good and she seemed to know exactly what she was doing. She walks on your back, using the poles on the ceiling, which I didn't even notice at first. Even after the massage, she gave me some extra time and did my neck / shoulder, which has been hurting really bad. Would recommend if you need a good massage and HE as well, but I wouldn't try it again as I like variety..there are also 2 other massages right around the corner that I just might have to give a try as well. Happy hunting!

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/chinatown-massage/18417363[/URL][/QUOTE]

Hi guys,

I'm visiting Chicago soon, and I want to try the best massage with full service in the town. Any recommendation?

[QUOTE=JohnKnoxville;2079587]Hi guys,

I'm visiting Chicago soon, and I want to try the best massage with full service in the town. Any recommendation?[/QUOTE]My recommendation is to read the forum.

Do you remember her name? Last time I was there I drew a tall skinny girl who was good at what she did, but looks wise, she wasn't the greatest.

[QUOTE=FSexperience;2077311]Stopped by for a massage. Its .45 for the 1/2 hr and .65 for 1 hr with free table shower. I went for the 1/2 hr and free regular shower since I was in a hurry. The girl was a thick but younger Asian but the massage was REALLY good and she seemed to know exactly what she was doing. She walks on your back, using the poles on the ceiling, which I didn't even notice at first. Even after the massage, she gave me some extra time and did my neck / shoulder, which has been hurting really bad. Would recommend if you need a good massage and HE as well, but I wouldn't try it again as I like variety..there are also 2 other massages right around the corner that I just might have to give a try as well. Happy hunting!

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/chinatown-massage/18417363[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CobraCrew;2080874]Do you remember her name? Last time I was there I drew a tall skinny girl who was good at what she did, but looks wise, she wasn't the greatest.[/QUOTE]Sorry, I normally don't get names. I will start to do that from now on. She didn't look good either but was surprised not to get an older Asian. I actually tried to snap a couple pictures they didn't come out.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/beautiful-latinas-special-50-21/21531314[/URL]

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/happy-friday-new-hot-picture-special-23/21529139[/URL]

Seen a posting on this before but decided to check it out for myself..stupid choice. Fake pictures and ugly girls. Prices are rip offs for HE and the massage is ridiculous (light rub and only like 5-7 mins). Would NOT try again and will definitely listen to what others have said before.

[QUOTE=FSexperience;2081295][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/beautiful-latinas-special-50-21/21531314[/URL]

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/happy-friday-new-hot-picture-special-23/21529139[/URL]

Seen a posting on this before but decided to check it out for myself..stupid choice. Fake pictures and ugly girls. Prices are rip offs for HE and the massage is ridiculous (light rub and only like 5-7 mins). Would NOT try again and will definitely listen to what others have said before.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. If it works for you, fine. If it doesn't, there are other places that are better or worse, Happy Hunting.

[QUOTE=Angai;2079436]Wow young chick at Unwind unbelievable! They usually only had a couple veterans there when I went there always a pro massages maybe I will repeat one day if the clock is winding down and I am in the area.[/QUOTE]Went there today and it is a fantastic massage. I took the hour and the girl I got was an lady about mid 30's and pretty. She was much better then the professional places that I go to. You will leave happy.