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[QUOTE=Tirachinitas;7131291]Sadly, she is on bc. I've been trying to get her pregnant since January.[/QUOTE]LOL why do you want to get her pregnant?

Does anyone have any experience with her?

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[QUOTE=Lexx1;7131296]That's not real thick. That's fake as fuck thick. You can spot the ass and tits implants a mile away. I can take fake tits. But I can't stand a fake ass.

Did you give the pussy a real taste test? If it don't taste like real pussy. Then it ain't pussy.[/QUOTE]Even if she had no implants, she is still thick as hell. Look at her waist and thighs. Anyway, I never actually noticed the fake ass. Didn't look or feel fake the times I saw her (not saying it isn't). Fake tits are always meh. I don't know why girls do it. Yes, I ate her pussy. It's not a fake pussy.

It's totally cool if she's not your type, but for the others who may be interested, I can confirm that she is not trans.

My hobbying activity has been mostly kgirls lately because for me the convenience / reliability / value is unbeatable. But sometimes I want to mix it up and have a different type of session with a white girl or latina. Deep down I know my chances of regretting a PD or Tryst session are like 85%. Yet whatever disorder I have makes me seek it out anyway.

Recently I had another of these regrettable sessions. I'm here to tell you about it so that you can make fun of me and be thankful for the absence of batshit in your life.

Last week I found a gal on tryst who intrigued me. Mid-20's hot white brunette, maybe with some mild latina or asian flair. If anyone remembers my first post on this site, or cares to go back and read it, she reminded me of the Sacred Zen girl I talked about, but even hotter with a slim thick body. Naturally, I was interested in contracting her services so I reached out via text a few days prior. I wanted an outcall to a nearby hotel room that long-story-short I had gotten for free. I rarely do outcalls because there's zero chance I'm ever giving one of these chicks my address. But her post was unique in that it didn't have an hourly rate, just a flat ppm / FS / GFE rate for the evening. I thought it'd be nice to chill for a bit, have a few drinks, fuck her brains out a couple times, then never see her again. Normal, wholesome stuff.

I tried to do some digging on this gal to make sure she's legit. Weirdly I couldn't find reviews even though it looked like she's quite active in her city. She was in LA for only a week so I didn't expect to find anything here. But I did see some legit looking social media, dating back several years. My spidey sense is usually pretty good with this stuff, I've never been scammed despite sending deposits a handful of times. So I went through with her verification process (quick video call together) and sent the deposit, which was an amount I'd be okay with losing if I'm wrong.

So the night comes and I checked in at the hotel, set up a little cocktail station (whiskey and ice), Spotify'd the Amadeus soundtrack (can't cum without it), and popped my typical half a gummy with a side of Hims. Soon after, she texts me and says she fell asleep and needed more time to get ready, she was going to be an hour late. Fine, I say, I'll just read the Gideon Bible until you arrive. I was annoyed, but I didn't want to create tension and kill the vibe of the evening. Let's not forget, I still really wanted to fuck this chick.

90 minutes later I ask for an ETA. No response. At this point I am starting to feel I've been had, but I stubbornly don't want to give up hope. I call her and ask what's up. She sounds genuinely apologetic and says she had to take a call from her mom and was heading right over. I'm skeptical but relieved and ready to drain my nuts. 20 minutes later she says she's on her way. I freshen up a bit, top off my drink, and then settle back into Paul's letter to the Corinthians.

More time passes, and she's nowhere to be seen. We're 3 hours past the original meetup time. Suddenly she texts me with a picture of her neck and says she burned herself with a curling iron while getting ready and she had to go get neosporin. But she's heading over soon. At this point, I'm done. I tell her don't bother and that her story doesn't make sense. I ask her to send the deposit back if she's real, or if she's scamming me to just let me know so I can flog myself appropriately. She starts talking about how she still wants to come over, she's sorry, she will make it up to me. By this point, I've packed my stuff and started to head out, because I was in no mood to restart this process with someone else at this time of night.

I'm in my car and she keeps texting me, saying she'll send the deposit back and she wishes I would still hang out with her. She says she's willing to drop her rate a bit and wants me to be happy, then invites me to her hotel. At this point I am about 60-70% sure I am getting scammed or set up for a robbery. That being said, I also still wanted to fuck this chick. So I agree to drive to her hotel, have a drink in her room briefly, and then bring her back to my hotel and proceed with original plans. I'm exhausted at this point, but hard-headed with a fluid build-up.

I get there and street park in a normally busy area, but it's desolate this time of evening. The hotel is a nice spot and she texts me to wait in the lobby. I sit there for another 10 minutes while she says she's getting re-dressed. Every time a hotel employee walks by and looks at me, I'm pretty sure they're about to show me their badge and say I'm on a reality show about arresting the world's dumbest Johns. At last, the elevator dings and she walks out in a super tight red dress and heals. I felt a small bit of relief at seeing her in the flesh. And surprisingly she was actually hotter than her pics. She pulls me in the elevator, we awkwardly chat on the way up and both half apologize to each other. Walking behind her into the room, staring at her ass, I start to feel that my persistence will be rewarded.

She motor mouths about astrology for a couple minutes, and tells me to drink whatever I want from the mini bar. Then she says she has to return her friend's jacket, because they're both leaving tomorrow, but she'd be right back. This hits me like a ton of bricks as a red flag. I start walking towards the door and tell her I'm not staying in there without her. I assume some dude is waiting in the hallway to come in and jump me. I figure if I leave now, maybe he's not there yet and I can still make it to the elevator.

She seems surprised I'm worried about this and says she won't leave. She's trying to reassure me and starts walking me around her room so I can see no one's hiding. I tell her I still can't trust her, considering how this entire night's gone. She calls her friend on speaker, and they talk about the jacket, and supposedly the friend and her boyfriend are driving over to pick it up. I feel a little better but still I want to get out of there. She takes a swig of her purse vodka and says we can go downstairs, she'll hand the jacket over, then she'll get in my car and we'll go to my hotel.

Somehow, all of that went smoothly so we drove the 15 minutes to my hotel. My mood improved because I'm starting to feel optimistic about being inside her in the near future. She is extremely chatty which isn't exactly my speed but I am a decent conversationalist and am happy to chill on the hotel couch for a few minutes. We're both feeling more comfortable now. She's in her underwear and I feel justified in my longstanding desire to bone her down, which I'd like to happen any minute now. But she's still pounding vodka, talking about how we should go back to her hotel afterward and use her free room credit on breakfast. I sip my whiskey and nod, thinking I'd rather fry sidewalk eggs on skid row. She asks if I want any street adderall. That's when it finally clicks. Oh, she's on meth! A real Keyzer Soze moment for me. No wonder she thought it was normal to start hanging out at 1:00 AM. She's got the rest of the day ahead of her. Meanwhile I desperately just want to blow my load and fall asleep.

We're laying on the bed now. I'm trying to settle her down but she just keeps talking and talking and talking. I consider just telling her to head home but I'm pot-committed in the worst way. I start hinting that we should go ahead and get at it, so we can move on with our lives. She acts surprised I'd rather do that than listen to her thoughts on police discrimination. But ultimately, she's understanding. After all, she does get fucked by morons like me for a living. Which luckily she finally remembered. Her body's immaculate, and she's quite beautiful during the scarce moments of silence that allow you to appreciate her face. A little DFK leads to an enthusiastic BBBJ. Some cowgirl, some side doggy, prone, obligatory finish in doggy. Top 3 ass of my hobby career, probably. Was it worth it? Absolutely not.

Afterwards I'm mentally plotting out my Starbucks order. She asks if I want to go again. I tell her I'm not going to make it to breakfast and hand her the envelope. She calls an uber and we pleasantly chat for a few minutes. The mood is as light as it's been all evening. Like two soldiers coming home from the war.

I tell her to text me next time she's in town, she enthusiastically agrees and gives me a hug. She walks out the door and I immediately block her number, wondering if I'll even be able to jack off to this after the dust settles. Jury's still out on that one.

So let this be a parable to you. Next time you get ideas about having a normal night with an unvetted hottie for hire: you probably won't. You might even spend 8 hours trying to fuck a meth head once. God bless Kgirls, God bless the 51 minutes I spend with them each session, and God bless you all. Merry Christmas.

[QUOTE=Gruyere;7134564]We're laying on the bed now. I'm trying to settle her down but she just keeps talking and talking and talking. I consider just telling her to head home but I'm pot-committed in the worst way. I start hinting that we should go ahead and get at it, so we can move on with our lives. She acts surprised I'd rather do that than listen to her thoughts on police discrimination. But ultimately, she's understanding. After all, she does get fucked by morons like me for a living. Which luckily she finally remembered. Her body's immaculate, and she's quite beautiful during the scarce moments of silence that allow you to appreciate her face. A little DFK leads to an enthusiastic BBBJ. Some cowgirl, some side doggy, prone, obligatory finish in doggy. Top 3 ass of my hobby career, probably. Was it worth it? Absolutely not.
[/QUOTE]That I think is thee longest freakin story I've read on this site of being a member here for over 12 years. LOL It could have have been summarized alot with this paragraph being the most important and just adding that it took over about 4 hours to finally hook up.

Be grateful she didn't completely ghost you and keep the deposit. You still got to fuck her and fuck what sounds like a pretty hot chic. Girls in the sex trade can be all over the fucking place regardless if they use drugs or not. Even regular civie girls can be hella flaky going on a civie date. In the end you still got what you paid for. Women take long to get ready all the damn time. It's something us men joke about and women do too. I'd personally give her another chance if she's as hot as you say she is. She was even offering a discount.

[QUOTE=Gruyere;7134564]My hobbying activity has been mostly kgirls lately because for me the convenience / reliability / value is unbeatable. But sometimes I want to mix it up and have a different type of session with a white girl or latina. Deep down I know my chances of regretting a PD or Tryst session are like 85%. Yet whatever disorder I have makes me seek it out anyway.[/QUOTE]Haha great report, a tale well told. Who is this person, your description sounds like it may be someone I also know. LOL DM me if better.

[QUOTE=Lexx1;7134649]That I think is thee longest freakin story I've read on this site of being a member here for over 12 years. LOL It could have have been summarized alot with this paragraph being the most important and just adding that it took over about 4 hours to finally hook up.

Be grateful she didn't completely ghost you and keep the deposit. You still got to fuck her and fuck what sounds like a pretty hot chic. Girls in the sex trade can be all over the fucking place regardless if they use drugs or not. Even regular civie girls can be hella flaky going on a civie date. In the end you still got what you paid for. Women take long to get ready all the damn time. It's something us men joke about and women do too. I'd personally give her another chance if she's as hot as you say she is. She was even offering a discount.[/QUOTE]I totally agree I got what I wanted, just in a fucked up Dorian Gray-esque way that I didn't expect, but should've seen coming. But I have nothing against her.

I'm uninterested in doing cookie cutter TER-style reviews. Just trying to entertain a bit and let less experienced hobbyists know about the type of situations you can unexpectedly get yourself into doing this nonsense, and the emotions you could feel while doing it. Ultimately I have fun writing about the ups and downs and don't care if anyone here reads all, some, or none of it. But I hope you enjoyed.

[QUOTE=Chupacabra;7134662]Haha great report, a tale well told. Who is this person, your description sounds like it may be someone I also know. LOL DM me if better.[/QUOTE]Thanks for reading! Sorry but I'm not going to post or DM her info for a few reasons. She deletes her profile when she's not working and it's not currently active so I don't have much to show you. She doesn't come to LA often and doesn't know when she'll be back. But most selfishly, she and I know each other's real names and obviously I gave some pretty specific details about our evening, so I'd rather keep things private.

Hey why'all, I post more in the Massage thread but had a question for you guys.

I moved to LA about two years ago, aside from a Korean agency, I haven't ventured outside the massage parlors yet. Where would you recommend looking for escort providers in LA? I look through Tryst and PD but it's hard to tell what's real, is this where you typically start? Just looking for some advice I guess.

If more comfortable DM'ing me that's cool too. Appreciate whatever insight ya got!

[QUOTE=Ireland1988;7134752]Hey why'all, I post more in the Massage thread but had a question for you guys.

I moved to LA about two years ago, aside from a Korean agency, I haven't ventured outside the massage parlors yet. Where would you recommend looking for escort providers in LA? I look through Tryst and PD but it's hard to tell what's real, is this where you typically start? Just looking for some advice I guess.

If more comfortable DM'ing me that's cool too. Appreciate whatever insight ya got![/QUOTE]I have had some success on Escort Babylon. You have to traverse through some coal to find the diamond but typically the girls are legitimate and do match their pictures. There are reviews and comments section that you can refer to so you don't go in blindly.

[QUOTE=Gruyere;7134564]My hobbying activity has been mostly kgirls lately because for me the convenience / reliability / value is unbeatable. But sometimes I want to mix it up and have a different type of session with a white girl or latina. Deep down I know my chances of regretting a PD or Tryst session are like 85%. Yet whatever disorder I have makes me seek it out anyway.

Recently I had another of these regrettable sessions. I'm here to tell you about it so that you can make fun of me and be thankful for the absence of batshit in your life.

Last week I found a gal on tryst who intrigued me. Mid-20's hot white brunette, maybe with some mild latina or asian flair. If anyone remembers my first post on this site, or cares to go back and read it, she reminded me of the Sacred Zen girl I talked about, but even hotter with a slim thick body. Naturally, I was interested in contracting her services so I reached out via text a few days prior. I wanted an outcall to a nearby hotel room that long-story-short I had gotten for free. I rarely do outcalls because there's zero chance I'm ever giving one of these chicks my address. But her post was unique in that it didn't have an hourly rate, just a flat ppm / FS / GFE rate for the evening. I thought it'd be nice to chill for a bit, have a few drinks, fuck her brains out a couple times, then never see her again. Normal, wholesome stuff.

I tried to do some digging on this gal to make sure she's legit. Weirdly I couldn't find reviews even though it looked like she's quite active in her city. She was in LA for only a week so I didn't expect to find anything here. But I did see some legit looking social media, dating back several years. My spidey sense is usually pretty good with this stuff, I've never been scammed despite sending deposits a handful of times. So I went through with her verification process (quick video call together) and sent the deposit, which was an amount I'd be okay with losing if I'm wrong.[/QUOTE]Bravo, what a great post. There's a couple users here who like to write long-form reviews and could learn a thing or two from your writing style. Great read.

[QUOTE=Ireland1988;7134752]Hey why'all, I post more in the Massage thread but had a question for you guys.

I moved to LA about two years ago, aside from a Korean agency, I haven't ventured outside the massage parlors yet. Where would you recommend looking for escort providers in LA? I look through Tryst and PD but it's hard to tell what's real, is this where you typically start? Just looking for some advice I guess.

If more comfortable DM'ing me that's cool too. Appreciate whatever insight ya got![/QUOTE]Personally, I think the best place to look is on this board! But everybody is looking for something different. Read thru the forums here and use the search engines and see which of the providers discussed float your boat. Then you can PM people for more info. I can only tell you about my own favorites, which are Dani in Hollywood and Eurasian Jennifer in Culver. Both have all holes open for sperm. Dani is good for ass to pussy, ass to mouth, and in my opinion is gorgeous. Jennifer is the absolute best for spit play. The best in the world for that in my opinion! Chennin Blanc, if you like mature porn stars, is the best porn star I've had of those who are still active--she's down in Huntington Beach, another bareback three holer. I creampied her years ago, and did pics and video with her. She has some very current G-rated but revealing pics on her facebook, but I can't post her real name or link to that, here. I can make pictures of all 3 of these ladies available by email, but those pics are already a few years old now.

[QUOTE=Gilforama;7136108]Personally, I think the best place to look is on this board! But everybody is looking for something different. Read thru the forums here and use the search engines and see which of the providers discussed float your boat. Then you can PM people for more info. I can only tell you about my own favorites, which are Dani in Hollywood and Eurasian Jennifer in Culver. Both have all holes open for sperm. Dani is good for ass to pussy, ass to mouth, and in my opinion is gorgeous. Jennifer is the absolute best for spit play. The best in the world for that in my opinion! Chennin Blanc, if you like mature porn stars, is the best porn star I've had of those who are still active--she's down in Huntington Beach, another bareback three holer. I creampied her years ago, and did pics and video with her. She has some very current G-rated but revealing pics on her facebook, but I can't post her real name or link to that, here. I can make pictures of all 3 of these ladies available by email, but those pics are already a few years old now.[/QUOTE]Hey Gilforama, please DM me pics of chenin and Dani.

I tried Jennifer but is little too old for me but she is a freak for sure thanks for the pics you sent me.

Dani is still in my to do list if our schedule ever line up.

Just curious if anyone has any reports on this person, tried searching and came up with nothing. The part that is throwing me off is the deposit requirement but no reviews online.

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[QUOTE=Chmd223;7142488]Just curious if anyone has any reports on this person, tried searching and came up with nothing. The part that is throwing me off is the deposit requirement but no reviews online.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/latinasquirt[/URL][/QUOTE]I have no personal knowledge, but if you send this trollop 50 bucks you will regret it more than if you spent 50 dollars on three 16 ounce beers at dodger stadium.

I respect girls who are scam artists and who get morons to send them over 100 dollars as a deposit.

A 50 dollar deposit tells me all I need to know.

As rick said "I don't mind a parasite, I object to a cut rate one".

What I cannot stand is a parasite.

To start off with I was a little skeptical when I saw Jenna's ad because I couldn't find any reviews for her but I noticed that she had a presence on other sites and after seeing some of her posted content I was sold, as she was exactly my type. Obviously looks are subjective but she's the ideal body type for me with curves, but still toned, and her attitude seemed really fun and sexy on her videos. Setup was quick and easy. I contacted Jenna a few weeks in advance and gave her all the info that asked including DL photo. She quickly responded so we setup a date and time for when I was going to be in town.

The day before our date we confirmed via text and same with a few hours ahead of our date. I had her meet me at my hotel, unfortunately she does tend to run a bit late, she doesn't seem to be the most punctual, so keep that in mind when booking her. Luckily she does communicate and let me know when she is finally on her way and gave an accurate ETA. Let me tell you what guys, she is worth the extra wait. She walked into my room wearing a cute flowy dress. I would soon find out, soon enough, that was all she was wearing as she had nothing else on underneath (but we will get to that later). I should add her photos and videos are 100% accurate and no touch-up or anything.

Anyways, we sit on my bed and start to talk to get to know each other. The conversation was really smooth and natural we talked for a few minutes about a bunch of stuff including my conference that I was in town for, and a few other things. She did ask if it was okay to use a vape pen to which I responded that as long as it wasn't cigarettes I didn't mind. As we were talking we started got onto the topic of her tattoos and she started showing me some of the ones on the side of her hip and that was when I could clearly tell that all she had on her was her dress. Which really got me going so I leaned in for a kiss which led to a full make out session. Starting lightly at first and then quickly with full tongue. She is a great kisser with really soft lips. After a bit of that I started to feel a bit overdressed for the occasion and so I started to take off some of my clothes and then she quickly proceeded to take off her one article of clothing as well.

Once we were both in our birthday suits the that is when the fun really started. We continued to kiss and having our hands searching all over our bodies. I then commented about her pierced clit which is when I then started kissing her body working my way down until I got in between her legs. She seemed to really enjoy what I was doing there and moaned in unison with my tongue. After pleasuring her I laid back down and then she started to play with me while kissing me. She then reciprocated with some really sensual BBBJ action. After that it was onto the main event. We wrapped things up and started with some missionary after a bit of that we switched to cowgirl. I have to tell you all that having her ride you while caressing her body is a real treat, she is soft and curvy in all the right spots. Her audible moans are also the right balance between letting you know she is enjoying things without going to the over the top theatrics some providers go to, that crosses over into sounding. To be clear I'm pretty sure all providers are faking things but the game is that it shouldn't be clear if they are, and it was hard to tell with Jenna. It was at that point that I was nearing the end and I prefer to finish in missionary so we switched back. That is when I went to town on her, enjoying in her moans and movements underneath me until I popped.

At that point I was in a state of bliss. We laid together in bed and we continued to kiss and talk the rest of the time away, just laughing and having a good time connecting over some of the music on my playlist that I had in the background among other topics, that I can't remember now. I am sure I could've gone for a repeat but honestly I was just having such a good time getting to know her that I was happy enough doing that until it was past our allocated end time and when she went home for the night. I had such a great time that we actually ended up repeating again a few days later and fully plan on looking her up the next time I head her to the crescent city.

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