Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=FruitCake;6535643]Paradise Yasmin Said 1 k for a good VIP, Capri $0. 750. These females are out of they MINDS! THEY gave me phone numbers thinking I was going to pay, not that I said I was, they assume I'm stupid, so I erased their Numbers in front of them, . $0. 750/1 K: forget about it. . . Love $. 400 for VIP. I had to ask _wanted to hear something lower then 1 k. But, Bounced out of Paradise won't go back.[/QUOTE]That's absolutely ridiculous. I've never given anyone there more than $. 2 for cfs. I was there during the day last week and didn't see anyone that was even worth that amount so I just left and got a massage. Great job erasing their numbers in front of them also!

[QUOTE=Rickers;6535769]That's absolutely ridiculous. I've never given anyone there more than $. 2 for cfs. I was there during the day last week and didn't see anyone that was even worth that amount so I just left and got a massage. Great job erasing their numbers in front of them also![/QUOTE]Ya, that is complete ridiculous. Site like OF and a generation of SIMPS has ruined this hobby. Too many newbies are willing to fork over those obscene amounts. The lost of sites like ZBone and Bonedin where they can be educated has made the problem worst.

I remember trying to smash klair a while back and she told me she doesn't offer extras. Anyone been lucky with her I want to give her a ride.

Also anybody know Aioki rates?

[QUOTE=PelicanT99;6535765]There's no reason to post prices in "code": "100 Roses" or "$1. 0".

But it gets confusing when the decimal point appears: $0. 750 would typically mean $75 not $750. Why not just say $750? It's less typing.

Voice recognition and / or this site's software or mods make posts here confusing enough. KISS. Keep it simple, guys! LOL.[/QUOTE]LOL Proving my point, my own post got changed from "keep it simple, simps" to "guys". KISG? LOL.

[QUOTE=SuperFreakOMG3;6535091]Always make sure to stop by the bathroom and check for:

Glitter on your face / body / clothes.

Make-up or tanning lotion smears on your face / body / clothes.

Keep a similar-looking shirt or top in the car to change into before you drive off (this could help or hurt you so plan accordingly.).

Keep some wet wipes in your car just in case you miss anything in the restroom. Double-check in the vanity mirror before you exit your car to enter your home.[/QUOTE]Another true statement! I went home and took a shit before I showered and looked at myself in the mirror and found red lipstick on my neck and face! Even on my collared shirt! Luckily everyone was sleeping and didn't notice! I'll be going to Target and getting a small baby wipe container for the glovebox and filling it with those disposable Neutrogena makeup remover wipes!

[QUOTE=SeanKonnery;6537456]Another true statement! I went home and took a shit before I showered and looked at myself in the mirror and found red lipstick on my neck and face! Even on my collared shirt! Luckily everyone was sleeping and didn't notice! I'll be going to Target and getting a small baby wipe container for the glovebox and filling it with those disposable Neutrogena makeup remover wipes![/QUOTE]Some of these girls also have very strong-scented lotions and perfumes. That's where the identical shirt helps. Also a travel-size bottle of Febreeze / your deodorant / your cologne in the trunk.

Trust me, I've learned the hard way LOL.

I typically stayed away from any dancer showered in perfume. Even if they are the hottest in the club, I can name a few, since hard to get rid off scent in clothes and even arms and chest if we got too freaky. I have enough issues HM as it is LOL, for arriving late from work LOL. Not an hourly paid guy so easy to get away with "working late".

[QUOTE=SuperFreakOMG3;6537503]Some of these girls also have very strong-scented lotions and perfumes. That's where the identical shirt helps. Also a travel-size bottle of Febreeze / your deodorant / your cologne in the trunk.

Trust me, I've learned the hard way LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CuziletYou72;6537907]I typically stayed away from any dancer showered in perfume. Even if they are the hottest in the club, I can name a few, since hard to get rid off scent in clothes and even arms and chest if we got too freaky. I have enough issues HM as it is LOL, for arriving late from work LOL. Not an hourly paid guy so easy to get away with "working late".[/QUOTE]Not sure what's worse, perfume and make up or fishy pussy. Recently BB'd one because she wanted the D bad (she seemed a little buzzed) but junior wasn't getting hard with the condom so my little head prevailed. Took two 100 mgs of doxy as PEP when I got home and did a thorough washing.

[QUOTE=IntoNOut;6537932]Not sure what's worse, perfume and make up or fishy pussy. Recently BB'd one because she wanted the D bad (she seemed a little buzzed) but junior wasn't getting hard with the condom so my little head prevailed. Took two 100 mgs of doxy as PEP when I got home and did a thorough washing.[/QUOTE]How do you get doxy? What do you do for gonorrhea? I don't think doxy treats gonorrhea.

If I go raw my little loophole if I want to avoid going to my primary (which is 45 min away) is to hit up my local Urgent Care.

Tell them you had unprotected sex and its starting to burn when you pee (even if it doesn't). DO NOT tell them you're there for routine STD check. You have to have a symptom for Urgent Care to treat you or else they'll turn you away.

They'll run piss and blood tests, then give you a shot in the butt and pills for a week as a precaution.

After 3-5 days you'll get results in email.

Be careful boys, especially you raw-doggers out there. I get it, condoms suck, but trust me please. I've gotten 2 STDs from not wearing condoms AND genital warts when I DID wear a condom (aint that a *****?) Condoms don't protect against genital warts as they reside in the pubic region.

[QUOTE=SuperFreakOMG3;6537955]How do you get doxy? What do you do for gonorrhea? I don't think doxy treats gonorrhea.

If I go raw my little loophole if I want to avoid going to my primary (which is 45 min away) is to hit up my local Urgent Care.

Tell them you had unprotected sex and its starting to burn when you pee (even if it doesn't). DO NOT tell them you're there for routine STD check. You have to have a symptom for Urgent Care to treat you or else they'll turn you away.

They'll run piss and blood tests, then give you a shot in the butt and pills for a week as a precaution.

After 3-5 days you'll get results in email.

Be careful boys, especially you raw-doggers out there. I get it, condoms suck, but trust me please. I've gotten 2 STDs from not wearing condoms AND genital warts when I DID wear a condom (aint that a *****?) Condoms don't protect against genital warts as they reside in the pubic region.[/QUOTE]Had a bunch from what my doc thought might be NG prostatitis. I don't recommend this route, as two 200 mgs of doxy is nauseating. I usually play pretty safe, but since being single, I know I've let me guard down, which isn't good. Be safe out there while having fun.

This is their quote, I guess you can negotiate.

Pia, BJ 1, nice dance experience.

Lexi, FS 2. 5.

KATRINA, HJ 1. 5, but open to negotiate.

June, 2 for FS or BJ, cannot remember.

SAPPHIRE, FS 5.

All point except June. 2 for HJ. 3. 5 FS.

Katrina you say to negotiate if you knows you LOL with her mate, the Asian F-manager, day shift.

[QUOTE=TomMajor;6538371]This is their quote, I guess you can negotiate.

Pia, BJ 1, nice dance experience.

Lexi, FS 2. 5.

KATRINA, HJ 1. 5, but open to negotiate.

June, 2 for FS or BJ, cannot remember.

SAPPHIRE, FS 5.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CuziletYou72;6538576]All point except June. 2 for HJ. 3. 5 FS.

Katrina you say to negotiate if you knows you LOL with her mate, the Asian F-manager, day shift.[/QUOTE]I guess I gave off simp vibes because June opened with 6 FS with me, Katrina 3 HJ LOL.

Come to think of it. Whenever I approach a girl she tends to be overpriced. Whenever she approaches me, the prices are more reasonable. Simple enough I suppose but easily overlooked and forgotten. If time is of the essence and money is of no consequence, go up to your girl of choice. If you're trying to stretch your dollar, have them approach you.

[QUOTE=TomMajor;6538371]This is their quote, I guess you can negotiate.

Pia, BJ 1, nice dance experience.

Lexi, FS 2. 5.

KATRINA, HJ 1. 5, but open to negotiate.

June, 2 for FS or BJ, cannot remember.

SAPPHIRE, FS 5.[/QUOTE]June 2 FS LMFAO gluck with that wahahaha.

[QUOTE=CuziletYou72;6538576]All point except June. 2 for HJ. 3. 5 FS.

Katrina you say to negotiate if you knows you LOL with her mate, the Asian F-manager, day shift.[/QUOTE]You are right. June mentioned 2 for starters.

Katrina is really cute and pretty, fit. I do enjoy her dance.

I've noticed that when you bring them to the VIP and say you just want to dance, they often cut the price a lot. This is probably because they realize they won't get any extra tips for those 15 minutes work, and they actually have to dance.