Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Alanfrank]Good hr price and nice selection from what the lobby and my massage. Typical LMP extra prices. Will return.[/QUOTE]Can you tell us your interpretation of what Typical LMP extra prices is?

Thanks

After many reviews of this spot, I took a chance and checked out this establishment and have this to offer:

1. Music sucks, it's piped in from the lobby plus the guy at the desk might as well been in the room with as loud as he talked about his online purchase he was making. Took away from actually enjoying the massage.

2. I was not impressed with the visuals of my therapist, she had shoulder length dark hair, and what looked to be a small inner-tube inserted under her skin around her belly. She was sitting when I was introduced so I didn't catch that. Can't remember her name C***? Yet, she did have a nice set of fake b-cups. Wasn't bad looking, I guess in the dim lit room she'll pass, but won't be taking her home to meet the folks.

3. They do have a great table shower/stand-up shower and steam (not working) which I took advantage of this both before and after.

Paid $60 for the hour, which was not my preference but hh was $50 so I couldn't refuse and it included the showers. Massage was ok, not what you'll find at an AMP but wasn't awful either. On the flip negotiated from what seem to be standard high prices down to.50 for the top and a hr. Was pretty mechanical. Should have kept on moving before money exchanged hands and looked for relief elsewhere, but wanted to try something new. Will not be returning.

TMT

[QUOTE=Alanfrank]Good hr price and nice selection from what the lobby and my massage. Typical LMP extra prices. Will return.[/QUOTE]


What was the pricing....and are other options avail?

[QUOTE=Self Hi5]What was the pricing....and are other options avail?[/QUOTE]Probably could have gotten it down a bit but she has hot so $1 for fully nude hj and hands allowed to wander. Did press for other options.

[QUOTE=Jacktreehorn]Can you tell us your interpretation of what Typical LMP extra prices is?

Thanks[/QUOTE]
My interpretation, based on my own experiences plus numerous posts here would be this:

$50 for handshake
$100 for topless or bottomless handshake
$150 for nude handshake

Much too expensive IMHO. That's why I rarely partake as I've found extremely few Latinas who give and enjoyable session that's worth the dough.

Long time guys.

If you want great service from an outcall escort, I'm gonna post another report in the appropriate forum, check it out. 1.25 for an hour of mind numbing fun.

As for United, here is my report. Same as before. No FS, but DATY

I've been here so many times! United spa is a solid place for a good steam sauna combo, and even better if you need a good massage and a good finish. I went in and buzzed the bell, and was greeted by Lili, I am not sure if that how to properly pronounce the name but you; no her if her skin feels like silk and she is tiny but very curvy where it counts. Paid the door fee and went to the room where she had me undress. And she took me str8 to the table shower.

She washed EVER part of me and spent alot of time stroking mr happy, and if I could have I would have finished right there on the table. **Tip

At any massage parlor, to let your 'therapist' know what is up, raise your ass into the air so they can better access the boys, that way they get the hint.

After the shower she took me str8 to the room, and started on me from where my head was laying. I knew she had no real massage technique by the was she keep laying over me letting her boobs fall all over my face.

When I rubbed her ass and thighs, I noticed how softs, and well fleshed they were.

I wanted to get right to business, and she walked to the back of the table and began stroking ym ass and the second I raise it into the air, she grabbed a handful of man meat and started stroking. It was unbeleivable.

I turned over, and she began to oil it up and stroke it just right. I convinced her to take off her bottom and clim up, and we 69ed for a very long time, only I was DATY but she was just giving me a handy.

I BEGGED for more, but she was not going at all. Eventurlly I finished and gave her a 30 tip. I considered a 20 but I thought shee was being nice, but she frowned when I gave it to he a little bit, not that I care, I was a bit pissy that I paid 100 total for no massage and a handy.

Never pay more than 20 for a handy EVER. EVER. DATY was her pleasure not mine.

[QUOTE=Alterxxx]I agree - we want to avoid inflation. Think it's time to agree on market prices and set some standards. post a response if you do not agree to the following. Once concensus is reached, Let's stick to our guns.

Hj -40
Topless/bttmless hj-60
Nude hj - 80
BbBj/cbj - 60
Topless/bttmless bbbj/cbj - 80
Nude cbj/bbbj - 100
FS - 120(<8 on regular scale) - 150 (8-10 on regular scale)

Deduct from above prices if door fee is over .6 for 1 hour including table shower[/QUOTE]I will never pay more than.30 for a HJ, and never more than.100 for FS. EVER.

You guys are over tipping.

Even if the girl is SMOKING it isn't like you are taking her home and being her wife.

Has anyone ever been to these spas?

[url]http://www.gentlemenspages.com/magazine/spas.htm[/url]

Namely the ohare spa? and if so, what is it like.

who the hell is paying $150 for a HR with a naked attendant? Plus the door fee is $50-60 so you are looking at $210 for a naked HR. We just had a 2 week rant on the belvidere forum about tipping and they get totally naked with some good looking Latina, non, and other attendants,(never seen asians out there) but at $95 plus a good $40 tip you are looking at $65-$75 less. That more than pays for the gas to go out there , although the time is about an hour drive. There is another place down the street that is only$85 and the same situation. As long as you chumps are paying they will continue to ask for that type of money, but as this guy said a few posts back, they asked for the normally outrageous tip but he got them down to $50 for topless HR. Now that is more like it at about $110.

Stay Safe and Stay Strong, negotiate!

Went to KM for a little rub a dub dub. It is a Korean Establishment, .6 for the hour including the very good table shower. Got the walk on back deep massage and then full on front massage. Tipped.4 and my hands were allowed to roam. All in All a safe choice that always produces exactly what is expected.

Gf

Ederwiggen,
Most of those in the upper part of that ad are jackshacks. Including the O'Hare one you mentioned. Just google the phone numbers, you'll see who they are. Now the one at Rand & Central has my curiosity. TS and cash only, with a 773 number in Mt Prospect?


[QUOTE=Enderwiggen]Has anyone ever been to these spas?

[url]http://www.gentlemenspages.com/magazine/spas.htm[/url]

Namely the ohare spa? and if so, what is it like.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Waverid]I tried Elegant for the first time. I didn't catch the girl's name, but she was fairly attractive. She was also wearing a dress, which is a nice change. Girls at Senina always seem to dress as unattractively as they can.

Anyway, the massage was ok and the teasing was nice. Everything was offered, although I only went for the HR. She actually seemed disappointed that I didn't want the full menu. Her technique was good and I could touch everything. I was offered a shower (by myself) after.[/QUOTE]

I wasn't as happy. I tried Elegant for the first time myself the other day. I read a few older posts advising that there were mostly older providers here - and I prefer young, although I've read a few of these more recent positive comments. And although I saw one younger one, a 45-ish one took me back after paying her .50 at the door for one hour. First, let me say that the place stunk! I hope it was a sewage problem, but honestly it smelled like someone just took a dump. That killed it for me from the start.

Anyways, her name was Amy and she was average looking, with an average body, but the dress was nice. As I tried not to breath in the sewage stink from my nose, she gave me a decent massage. On the flip, she immediately starting playing with the boys. She actually offered FS for $ (I'm not really into the FS - especially with someone older like her), but I landed at .40 for a HJ. She immediately took her top down and allowed my hands to roam. Upon release though she squeezed the HELL out of my twins. that killed the moment even further immediately and actually killed the climax. Then she kept going at that moment when you actually want them to stop.

I opt'd out for the stand-up shower - and just wanted to get out of there. She was very sweet, but I wasn't satisfied. She actually shorted me for the full hour, but again, I just wanted to leave.

Almost forgot, as I was dressing, some regular came in and I guess this must have been his regular room because he just walked in the front door and walked right back into my room! I was like, WTF!? Amy quickly grabbed him and put him in another room, but damn!

I've had worse, but I won't return here. Should have stopped at Senina since I had to walk past there to get to Elegant anyway. Oh well..

Based on some positive reports, thought I'd try something new today, and went to Harvest. I didn't care for the high-profile walk in - lots of traffic, lots of people walking - easy to get noticed.

Got Monica, who is definitely in her 40s and on the wrong side of middle age, IMHO. She is very friendly, however. Very fast but thorough TS, very fast oil massage, very fast back walk, and very fast tug (blouse up, without asking). I thought the oil might suffer thermal breakdown! Perhaps she should start using Valvoline. But I digress.

After forcing me into a half-assed finish (the product of pulling way too hard and way too fast), she cleans up and gives me about another 10-15 minutes of really mediocre massage, rubbing randomly about. She leaves twice, once to answer the phone, and once to talk to a woman who comes and asks for a massage! That's a first for me. I think the woman wanted a couples massage, the logistics of which I do not really understand.

She says finished. I look up, and lo and behold, something like 40 minutes have passed since I walked in (not since the TS). I point it out, and she tells me that an hour is 50 minutes. Really??

I am expressing a lot of irritation with my face. She quickly agrees to give additional massage. I request further back walking (for me, the back walk is pretty much as important as the HR - with respect to either, I really do need it, and I hate it when they screw it up). She has no idea how to do it, by the way, and I'm not sure it's safe at her age to be playing around on the monkey bars.

She quits that after about 5 minutes, and returns to the pointless light rubbing. I'm not feeling particularly relaxed, but at this point, I'm not getting the $20 difference between half-hour and hour back either. She anxiously asks me if I'm all right several times, clearly hoping to salvage the session. When she quits, I look up - we are now at T+ 55 minutes since I walked in! I'm just surprised, especially since I complained.

So, I gave her $20 as a tip. The lowest I've ever left where a HR was obtained. But she smiled and accepted gracefully. At least she kept her game face on, which is worth something - her attitude is not bad. On the way out, a girl and guy are hanging out in front, and the chick asks me how it was! Also a first. I told her to watch the clock and to skip the happy ending. Ok, that last part isn't true.

To sum up: $85 got me: poor massage, a super-fast HR, and more creative time-keeping than a big firm lawyer. Cheerful provider, but I need more than that. There are too many options to try this one again. I will return to my ATF to wash the memory of this experience away.

I'll be in Chicago tomorrow for several days, in and out of the city and staying in Oak Brook. Saw a lot of adds for $160 Asian gals all near O'hare. Would appreciate nowing more details like names and if there is FS and if it's worth it. PM me if appropriate with details.
Thanks, Daz

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happy hunting, Daz