Massage Parlor Reports

This place was on my to-do list, until I read multiple reports off this site that validated what you are saying. While I believe that with enough visits and tipping, things are possible anywhere, but who has the time?

[QUOTE=Ncogni2;2061741]Visited the location on Ash, got a euro provider but no return on investment.

Has anyone been here before? Are they legit?

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/chinese-and-european-girls-chicago-and-evanston-give-us-a-try-and-spoil-yourself-27/19634577[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ncogni2;2061741]Visited the location on Ash, got a euro provider but no return on investment.

Has anyone been here before? Are they legit?

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/chinese-and-european-girls-chicago-and-evanston-give-us-a-try-and-spoil-yourself-27/19634577[/URL][/QUOTE]Went to the same location as you, on Ashland. My experience was the same as yours. Happy hunting.

I need some Euro joints please. Reliable preferred. BP has the listings for bodyrubs with some real nice ladies but $160 for HE put too much of a dent in the monger budget. I'd rather spend that and get a gorgeous and attentive Thai from Pam.

Maybe I need to make trip to Moscow or Kiev and get it out of my system...

Wolf out.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2061988]This place was on my to-do list, until I read multiple reports off this site that validated what you are saying. While I believe that with enough visits and tipping, things are possible anywhere, but who has the time?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sleeker;2061673]Well if you ask for the owner Dana she is quite reliable, to put it mildy. I went there for years and saw her many times. She's not as sexy as she used to be wears way too much makeup now and has a very fake look. But reliable. And for old timers there was Laura. Probably in her early 60's but gave an amazing massage and her HE skills were unmatched in Chicago. I hear Maria and Ivana look good.true?[/QUOTE]Went back to CTM a week ago. They told me Dana was no longer working there but she was in the burbs. There were kinda funny about answering though. Had Victoria, great session. There was another there but she was not as attractive as Victoria.

Always had luck with Dana and Laura a few years ago.

Another good place it the one that advertises outcall or incall on Richmond and Devon.

[QUOTE=Ncogni2;2061741]Visited the location on Ash, got a euro provider but no return on investment.

Has anyone been here before? Are they legit?

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/chinese-and-european-girls-chicago-and-evanston-give-us-a-try-and-spoil-yourself-27/19634577[/URL][/QUOTE]I went there once for an actual massage, got a fugly old Asian. The massage was horrible, all she did was grind into my shoulders, which left me in pain afterwards. I haven't returned since then. So how did it go when you went? Was the massage any good?

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2062048]Went back to CTM a week ago. They told me Dana was no longer working there but she was in the burbs. There were kinda funny about answering though. Had Victoria, great session. There was another there but she was not as attractive as Victoria.

Always had luck with Dana and Laura a few years ago.

Another good place it the one that advertises outcall or incall on Richmond and Devon.[/QUOTE]Dana is the owner so unless she sold it she must be no longer working or out in the burbs all the time. My guess is she is doing the booking for these girls. She's probably getting a little long in the tooth for this business. I'll have to check out these new girls.especially Victoria. Love the Euro's.

[QUOTE=Vern2020;2061991]Went to the same location as you, on Ashland. My experience was the same as yours. Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]Will also confirm, had Ella, Polish girl, good massage, huge rack, not even a hint of anything beyond a massage. So sad, wanted to see her without a shirt.

Any info on this one.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/every-ending-is-happy-30/21212102[/URL]

[QUOTE=Casper27;2062066]I went there once for an actual massage, got a fugly old Asian. The massage was horrible, all she did was grind into my shoulders, which left me in pain afterwards. I haven't returned since then. So how did it go when you went? Was the massage any good?[/QUOTE]Actually, the massage was good! The TS had NO flip. Too bad, I was hoping this would be my Go to Euro.

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I will definitely be TOFTT if not but thought I'd try be able to narrow it down to a good provider from this list.

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I will definitely be TOFTT if not but thought I'd try be able to narrow it down to a good provider from this list.

All I can add to this is a big "AMEN" I know we all have our own thing but why spend big bucks hoping to get something when a sure thing is easily available.

Have fun, stay safe, Daz.

[QUOTE=Werewolf0956;2061994]I need some Euro joints please. Reliable preferred. BP has the listings for bodyrubs with some real nice ladies but $160 for HE put too much of a dent in the monger budget. I'd rather spend that and get a gorgeous and attentive Thai from Pam.

Maybe I need to make trip to Moscow or Kiev and get it out of my system...

Wolf out.[/QUOTE]

Any reviews:

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I have never heard of a dude getting busted at a massage parlor. It's possible I guess. But it's about 37th on the list of things I worry about when visiting a massage joint.

[QUOTE=Dwd1982;2059647]Is there such a thing as "safe" MP when it comes to LEO? When I read about the services provided at certain spas (Pine, GH, T Pro, etc...) I kind of wonder if they're "safer" since they've been open for a while without apparent problems. Just wondering.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FSexperience;2063708]Any reviews:

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/let-us-massage-away-your-worries-at-chicago-spa-21/21258684[/URL][/QUOTE]We shall anxiously await your report!

[QUOTE=FSexperience;2063612]I've had various dreams at Mercy ( [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/chinese-relaxing-massage-25/3344133[/URL]) but that's it and I would like to explore other options. I've gone to a few others in the Chicago area but with no success. I'd like to try some other places.

Has anyone had any success at any of these places:

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-in-chicago/14593969[/URL]

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/great-massage-773-880-5678-free-tableshower-2050-w-belmont-avelily-spa/9761300[/URL]

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I will definitely be TOFTT if not but thought I'd try be able to narrow it down to a good provider from this list.[/QUOTE]All I can tell you, being a newb, is to RTFF. Most of these places have been reviewed in the past. I tend to stay away from Chinatown, as a rule, but the places in Lakeview have been around a while and might be a good starting point.

Was referred to a place off of Union St. AMP in house. Got the job done but nothing great.

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[QUOTE=Datsurman;2064127]I have never heard of a dude getting busted at a massage parlor. It's possible I guess. But it's about 37th on the list of things I worry about when visiting a massage joint.[/QUOTE]It happens in the burbs but typically not in the city.

Hard to prove you did anything unless uncle walks in while your dick is in her hand...

[QUOTE=GotMilf;2064259]All I can tell you, being a newb, is to RTFF. Most of these places have been reviewed in the past. I tend to stay away from Chinatown, as a rule, but the places in Lakeview have been around a while and might be a good starting point.[/QUOTE]Just wondering about your rule.

Back in the day one of my favorite spa's was on Cumberland in Norridge. It used to be an AMP but I think it's eastern European and called Megi's Spa now.

If I swing by on my way to Milwaukee, does anyone know if I'll have a good time at Megi's now like I used to back then?

(Imagine a steam bath to get ready and then an EIGHT HAND main event ... Awesome. Simply awesome).

Thanks,

Evansville Man.

The only way you could get busted is if the masseuse was under cover really, because even if you did you could say it was mutual and no solicitation took place and they could not prove it the otherwise. Just make sure you can afford a lawyer though LOL. It is actually really difficult to be charged with solicitation of there has to be a witness of whatever took place in a very direct manner.

[QUOTE=Datsurman;2064127]I have never heard of a dude getting busted at a massage parlor. It's possible I guess. But it's about 37th on the list of things I worry about when visiting a massage joint.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sleeker;2062153]Dana is the owner so unless she sold it she must be no longer working or out in the burbs all the time. My guess is she is doing the booking for these girls. She's probably getting a little long in the tooth for this business. I'll have to check out these new girls.especially Victoria. Love the Euro's.[/QUOTE]Can someone please tell me where CTM is? Haven't found on BP or craigslist.

[QUOTE=Angai;2064701]The only way you could get busted is if the masseuse was under cover really, because even if you did you could say it was mutual and no solicitation took place and they could not prove it the otherwise. Just make sure you can afford a lawyer though LOL. It is actually really difficult to be charged with solicitation of there has to be a witness of whatever took place in a very direct manner.[/QUOTE]Are you an attorney?

[QUOTE=Alterxxx;2064866]Can someone please tell me where CTM is? Haven't found on BP or craigslist.[/QUOTE]They are on Montrose in Ravenswood. Advertise on CL...under European Masseuses I believe. Enjoy!

Below are some new pics of Marie. Seems she is out of the skin business but increased her door rate from 60 to 80.

Pics are very real.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/80-gold-coast-312-543-4143/12729300[/URL]

Has any one had any experience wit Edith from Hickory Hills the European massage therapist, searched and haven't seen any reviews on her.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/european-massage-therapist/21175605[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jakobh;2060559]I went to CTM twice and both times were big fails. First was with Maria, who didn't offer anything at the end. The second time with Ivana. I was a little more, eh, forthright about how I would like things to end and it was still a fail. Is there anyone in particular there that someone recommends? I've had to head out to the northern burbs to get my euro fix and its kind of a pain, would like to find a reliable place in the city.[/QUOTE]I went there today. I have been looking for a good euro massage, with more. I drew Maria. Very pretty. Pretty good massage. But, not even a slight inch of anything more.

If anyone know any good Euro's massage and more. Please PM me... Thank you in advance.

Damn she is beautiful! A must see on my next trip to the Windy City.

[QUOTE=NorthsideTod2;2065514]Below are some new pics of Marie. Seems she is out of the skin business but increased her door rate from 60 to 80.

Pics are very real.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/80-gold-coast-312-543-4143/12729300[/URL][/QUOTE]

Should have known better on this one. Should have listened to IdiotBoy...

Anyway, here's the PSA:

Went to location near Chicago and Halsted, got to chose from 2 latinas. Both were on par with each other, so I chose more or less at random. Massage (lackadaisical light touching really) starts, asked to flip after 5 min tops. Full menu offered. At this point I was already into them for the house fee but I almost split without additional services which I should have known would be poor. So I chose a plain HE and was quoted .8 ! My counter of .5 was immediately accepted but I should have offered the standard .4.. Anyway, she grabs the lotion and just goes to town... Felt like she was trying to start a fire. Absolutely awful, no technique, not into it, etc. I had to provide a lot of assistance in order to get to the end. She massaged me a little more after a poor effort at cleanup. I was out the door in no more than 40 min.

Anyway, I obviously won't repeat. I only went since I had another provider cancel on me. I would suggest leaving this spot alone.

Hank.

[QUOTE=Toosweet1975;2066931]I went there today. I have been looking for a good euro massage, with more. I drew Maria. Very pretty. Pretty good massage. But, not even a slight inch of anything more.

If anyone know any good Euro's massage and more. Please PM me... Thank you in advance.[/QUOTE]Never got shut out there in years of visiting. Only thing I can say to explain this is maybe new ownership? They are very much on the DL with no sign for noisy neighbors and modest advertising. Would not think they are high or even on Uncle LEO's list.

[QUOTE=Rstrong312;2066628]Has any one had any experience wit Edith from Hickory Hills the European massage therapist, searched and haven't seen any reviews on her.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/european-massage-therapist/21175605[/URL][/QUOTE]She is all about the extras. No massage, just wants to know what you want CBJ or FS (naturally for an extra fee). She is not bad looking but the service felt mechanical. If you go, let us know how your experience was.

I have not seen a good review on her so I'm passing on this one.

[QUOTE=ChezBone;2067615]She is all about the extras. No massage, just wants to know what you want CBJ or FS (naturally for an extra fee). She is not bad looking but the service felt mechanical. If you go, let us know how your experience was.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sleeker;2067304]Never got shut out there in years of visiting. Only thing I can say to explain this is maybe new ownership? They are very much on the DL with no sign for noisy neighbors and modest advertising. Would not think they are high or even on Uncle LEO's list.[/QUOTE]That was the whole reason why I tried this place. Maria is gorgeous. Beautiful body. I just knew it was going to be fun from the look of things. But, when she insisted for my towel to stay on. Never not once touch me lower then my lower back or higher then my lower thigh. I just forgot about extras and took a nap. Too bad. First time being shut out completely like that in a very long time.

[QUOTE=Duder08;2062758]Any info on this one.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/every-ending-is-happy-30/21212102[/URL][/QUOTE]I tried to get in touch with this one but there was no answer. Her phone rings but the voice mail is full. I also tried text but no response. Maybe she is really busy. Anyone else have luck? There are no reviews.

[QUOTE=Toosweet1975;2067773]That was the whole reason why I tried this place. Maria is gorgeous. Beautiful body. I just knew it was going to be fun from the look of things. But, when she insisted for my towel to stay on. Never not once touch me lower then my lower back or higher then my lower thigh. I just forgot about extras and took a nap. Too bad. First time being shut out completely like that in a very long time.[/QUOTE]I had the same experience with a separate provider at a different location. She insisted on keeping the towel on and never got close to the goodies either, even when I got excited. When I flipped over, she still kept the towel on and massaged my lower legs. I eventually pulled the towel off and had to direct her hands to what I wanted. It could have been Maria's and this other providers way of a safety net. I don't know for sure since I haven't tried this place but just a thought. I will try and make a visit by this place to see what service I can get as well.

I've had a couple Asian and wanted to try Euro. Has anybody had any good experiences?

[QUOTE=Rstrong312;2066628]Has any one had any experience wit Edith from Hickory Hills the European massage therapist, searched and haven't seen any reviews on her.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/european-massage-therapist/21175605[/URL][/QUOTE]There some reviews in the south suburban section. Been there, sort of did it, not going back. Barely there massage, hr included, 1 hr = not so much.

Went by there today. Rang the bell didn't think she was going to open it. She did, She was old and skinny.
She then told me she had nice young girl for me. Went the the room her she's come in a few min's later.
I asked where the other girl? She then told me to get out. Glad I didn't pay up front.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/royal-spa-best-asian-massage-and-relaxation/21172861[/URL]

Another Korean (I assume) MT with a sparkling personality. From what I've heard this place is not good. I've seen good reports elsewhere but am skeptical.

[QUOTE=Humpfree;2068973]Went by there today. Rang the bell didn't think she was going to open it. She did, She was old and skinny.
She then told me she had nice young girl for me. Went the the room her she's come in a few min's later.
I asked where the other girl? She then told me to get out. Glad I didn't pay up front.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/royal-spa-best-asian-massage-and-relaxation/21172861[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SalMinella;2030847]Anyone have the number of Susan or Lilly from the Acupuncture place that was on Archer that shut down? I drowned my phone and lost Susan's number, I've been to her new place on 35th st, but that's not a walk-in place. Please PM so her number doesn't get let loose. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Her old cell phone # has been disconnected and the "new" place on 35th is now up for rent. Anyone else out there informed on Susan's whereabouts?