Fantastic Massage Spa. Kissimmee
One of the things I love (and hate) about the AMP part of the hobby is that each experience is SO different. You really never know what you are going to get when you visit and tonight. Well. Tonight was just weird.
This place has gone by a bunch of different names but is behind a gas station near the Wal-Mart off of 535 near Cheers. I've been there before, but it has been a while and I believe under different ownership. House rates are normal for the area and I went for the hour. Girl was cute. Looked 20's so probably 30's with a cut off t-shirt and skort. 0 personality however and just seemed very bored to be there and annoyed to have to have a client. The massage was very strange. You can tell she had no training but she did the thing (which I hate) where she kinda rubs like a body rub girl but tries to fake like she has massage training with lots of weird different techniques but very little actual rubbing. She did lots of super weird stretching / rubbing which wasn't particularly good and at the 25 minute mark asked me to flip. She then proceeded to do lots of weird stretching while I was flipped with some slightly aggressive brushing of the boys. About 10 minutes of that and she put my hand on her leg and did the standard finish motion. I asked for more (based on other reviews) and got the "I'm pretending to be confused" response. She was the only girl there and had gotten interrupted 2 different times so perhaps I got the wrong girl for extras? When I realized it wasn't going to happen, I agreed to the standard finish.
Reader. Let me tell you. Strangest standard finish EVER. Technique was actually pretty decent but then she started to nod off mid stroke. I have had this happen late at other parlors and they do it throughout the massage but NEVER during the finish. She allowed roaming and even pulled out the girls. Well that just made it even more strange. Even though she pulled them out and put my hand on them she acted like she was nodding off every time I touched them? I don't think it was candy because it was only during that part and she kept putting my hand on them so it wasn't like she didn't want me to touch? It was almost like some weird PTSD response if that makes sense? It was SO strange. It kinda weirded me out so I made the ending happen as quickly as possible. She then did a really crappy scalp, shoulder massage for 15 minutes. Can't say I want to return, but almost want to try to see if I get more of a normal experience!