Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4728547]It was Wednesday night. 1130 PM. I drive down sully. At sully and roys I picked up Paula. It was dark and I was hoping she would still be looking good. But she was nervous, thought I was a cop, and asked to be let out. Her loss. She could've gotten 30 bucks and a creampie. But I wasn't going to force her or beg her.

I cruised Parsons next. Then I got the familiar rumbling in the gut. Teejayes was closed. The hospital? Would they let me in at a time like this? Could I make it? I decided I couldn't and dropped a big pile of turds in an alley near a bar that I suspect may be a fag bar. Again, like an idiot I forgot to put a spare roll of toilet paper in the glove box and had to wipe with my socks.

I went home and showered. I remembered I had one last vitamin v. I popped it and called Kirstie. She picked the place this time. I was super nervous. Kirstie is a nice lady and we had another great time. She said some called her and wanted anal or creampies for 20 bucks. Haha, which one of you is cheaper than me? I don't want to give her number out anymore, I would prefer not to share her. But you guys can have Adrianna from my last report, if you're willing to put up with her erratic cracked out behavior.[/QUOTE]This Adrianna you speak of, is she a Hudson area girl??

Never mind. I just saw your post previous to this one. Sorry.

[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4732679]It was Saturday night. 1130 PM. Governor DeWine has long since issued a stay at home order. But Jesus Christ commanded me to go to a bad part of town and have unprotected sex with a hooker, so if the governor has an issue with that, he can take it up with Jesus. So I went up Sully and back. No women worth picking up. On to South High. No one. The Parsons. I had to go take a leak but there were no open bathrooms so I blessed a parking lot near the library with my holy water. At the far north end of the stroll, near the newer uppity gastropub type places, I saw a WSW. She was wearing glasses, looked sexy, had bags and did not appear to be a working girl. In that area you have to be careful not to scare a woman who isn't out to hustle up money. You kids would have thought she was too good to be true. Not me. I know better. You guys take the ugly ones while I take the best, because I deserve the best.

She got in. She revealed her name was KK. WSW, long blonde hair, 29, a couple scabs due to partying too much. A trip to jail would clear up her skin in a week, then she would be really good looking! I understand there are a few ladies with that name. She was high, but not obnoxious or paranoid. She did talk a lot, she is quite friendly. We decided to park in a secure location in Gerbil Village. If you pick up girls on Parsons, never go east of Parsons. I pulled out my dick and she excitedly sucked it with great enthusiasm. Then I told her I wanted to fuck her doggystyle. She asked if I had a condom. I said no. I assured her I was clean, and did not have COVID19 either. I slid in. She didn't tell me to pull out. I gave her the full load. I asked her if she liked my sperm swimming around inside her, to which she smiled lustfully and said yes. We wiped off our genitals with some coffee filters I had laying around in the backseat and threw them out after we were done for some do-gooder to clean up. She didn't even ask for money at all. But since I am a nice guy, I gave her 35 bucks so she could party and some drug house that was a block or so east of Parsons. Got her digits, but might not share, I really like this lady. With ladies like this KK, Kirstie, Kamerin and others, I don't women like Adrianna on Hudson. Got her real name but I'm not sure I want to give that out to most mongers either. Seriously guys. If you ask these ladies their full names, theyll give you an honest answer.[/QUOTE]Cmon bro, your posts are great but you would be legend with pics. How about pics of creampie oozing out? Pay the girl an extra 5 or 10 you cheap skate.

Bigfrikinnutz, Ill see what I can do.

I wasn't going to pick up any ladies tonight. But I had some other stuff I needed to at 11:30 night in the west side so I decided to take one swing down Sully. You guys known by know that 11:30 is the hour of Humpty. As usual, I did not have to waste much gas. 10 blocks into my hunt I found Raven C. Aka "Brook" A white Hispanic lady who is 29. She was with a bunch of other ladies by My House bar. Great personality. She is slender but has a slight belly. Not sure if she is recently pregnant or just Mexican. We went to the undisclosed location. She sucked like a champ. Then we did it missionary and she got the full load after a few minutes of fucking. She actually brought some napkins with her for us to wipe the bodily fluids off of our genitals. It is so nice for a lady to be prepared. I dropped her off at the drug house (I think) which is a couple blocks south of Blueberry Hill on Oakley. I guess the owner Jason won't be taking any pics while his bar is temporarily closed so you guys can make pickups there for the time being. Cost of this adventure was standard rate, which is 30 bucks.

Got sucked by Heather Periman / Payton Friday 5 PM. Thought she was a gem initially. Bright red hair, dark lipstick, with her ass hanging out her short-shorts. Found a spot. Asked to see her tits. Of course she had substantial baby damage. Always something off with these Northside hoes. She is pleasant & can deepthroat as good as any *****. $20 for BBBJCIMWS. She didn't have a # told me to hit her up on Facebook. While searching her friends list, noticed Alexandria Paige. Looks alot like the ***** Adrianna that got me for money.

Dropping off Heather, seen Tranessa are. She was looking worn down as ever.

I have a catalogue of Hudson / Cleveland Ave hoes. Northside is low-key, not wise not to put too much info on here. I'm a drunk anyway.

I agree bro with one small edit. HD is already a legend. If he started posting with action pics he would be a god in human form.

[QUOTE=BigFriknNutz;4733568]Cmon bro, your posts are great but you would be legend with pics. How about pics of creampie oozing out? Pay the girl an extra 5 or 10 you cheap skate.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jd2011;4734623]I agree bro with one small edit. HD is already a legend. If he started posting with action pics he would be a god in human form.[/QUOTE]He is legend but I still have him #2 behind MwJrp because of his pics with black stockings. Its time for a new #1 (anyone know. What happend to MwJrp?) and pics would seal the deal for HD for me.

[QUOTE=Jd2011;4734623]I agree bro with one small edit. HD is already a legend. If he started posting with action pics he would be a god in human form.[/QUOTE]Humpty is my inspiration. I even made my username in his honor.

Black stockings, that's been a while. MwJrp is still around, different town. I do miss his pics. And I didn't mind tagging one of his girls.

[QUOTE=BigFriknNutz;4734656]He is legend but I still have him #2 behind MwJrp because of his pics with black stockings. Its time for a new #1 (anyone know. What happend to MwJrp?) and pics would seal the deal for HD for me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4733955]Bigfrikinnutz, Ill see what I can do.

I wasn't going to pick up any ladies tonight. But I had some other stuff I needed to at 11:30 night in the west side so I decided to take one swing down Sully. You guys known by know that 11:30 is the hour of Humpty. As usual, I did not have to waste much gas. 10 blocks into my hunt I found Raven C. Aka "Brook" A white Hispanic lady who is 29. She was with a bunch of other ladies by My House bar. Great personality. She is slender but has a slight belly. Not sure if she is recently pregnant or just Mexican. We went to the undisclosed location. She sucked like a champ. Then we did it missionary and she got the full load after a few minutes of fucking. She actually brought some napkins with her for us to wipe the bodily fluids off of our genitals. It is so nice for a lady to be prepared. I dropped her off at the drug house (I think) which is a couple blocks south of Blueberry Hill on Oakley. I guess the owner Jason won't be taking any pics while his bar is temporarily closed so you guys can make pickups there for the time being. Cost of this adventure was standard rate, which is 30 bucks.[/QUOTE]Raven used to be a very enjoyable time. She's definitely let herself go, and she's out on the block ALL of the time now. She's definitely still willing to take a good pounding, and has never given me any complaints or trouble, however, her looks and hygiene have been lacking. I had asked her about the "baby bump", and she stated that she is not pregnant, but that the bulge is actually a cyst or a hernia in her stomach. She's a solid pick in a pinch, but YMMV and she's definitely on a downward spiral.

While MJ's reports are many and informative, he lacks comedy and entertainment. Many times his reports seem generic and very cookie-cutter-ish. Although MW has pics, or used to have pics, I don't ever recall any action shots; or even face shots (Not totally sure on this; please let me know if I'm wrong). I only remember the signature headless, legs spread in black stockings shots.

HD's reports on the other hand are infused with both information and entertainment. Action pics would only further cement him as one of the GOATs. Call me sick, but I also like the way he throws his excrement around at will. Hopefully it is true, as these hunting grounds we all know are very deserving of it. It adds an element of color to the stories. Perhaps he can upload a pic of a steaming pile with a couple of gym socks next to it? CLASSIC SHIT.

Please note that I am not degrading MW at all. His reports have always been much appreciated. But, in my humble opinion, I have to give the overall nod to HD.

[QUOTE=BigFriknNutz;4734656]He is legend but I still have him #2 behind MwJrp because of his pics with black stockings. Its time for a new #1 (anyone know. What happend to MwJrp?) and pics would seal the deal for HD for me.[/QUOTE]

I've been seeing more and more of Alyssa recently. I used to love her looks, years ago, but her attitude and lack of enthusiasm ruined the one encounter I had with her back then. She got the job done, but she clearly could have cared less about the service and was just there for her next fix. Lately, she has been wearing a lot of sweatshirts and hoodies when she's out walking, but you can clearly see that she's either been eating very well lately or that she's pregnant. I'm guessing the latter. Has anyone sampled her recently? Has her attitude or performance changed any? She's nowhere near as tempting as she once was, but I love the thought of pounding her good and hard, for old times sake.

[QUOTE=Jd2011;4735727]While MJ's reports are many and informative, he lacks comedy and entertainment. Many times his reports seem generic and very cookie-cutter-ish. Although MW has pics, or used to have pics, I don't ever recall any action shots; or even face shots (Not totally sure on this; please let me know if I'm wrong). I only remember the signature headless, legs spread in black stockings shots.

HD's reports on the other hand are infused with both information and entertainment. Action pics would only further cement him as one of the GOATs. Call me sick, but I also like the way he throws his excrement around at will. Hopefully it is true, as these hunting grounds we all know are very deserving of it. It adds an element of color to the stories. Perhaps he can upload a pic of a steaming pile with a couple of gym socks next to it? CLASSIC SHIT.

Please note that I am not degrading MW at all. His reports have always been much appreciated. But, in my humble opinion, I have to give the overall nod to HD.[/QUOTE]I think I can safely speak for everyone when I say that I am not interested in seeing HDs poo. At all.

[QUOTE=Jd2011;4735727]While MJ's reports are many and informative, he lacks comedy and entertainment. Many times his reports seem generic and very cookie-cutter-ish. Although MW has pics, or used to have pics, I don't ever recall any action shots; or even face shots (Not totally sure on this; please let me know if I'm wrong). I only remember the signature headless, legs spread in black stockings shots.

HD's reports on the other hand are infused with both information and entertainment. Action pics would only further cement him as one of the GOATs. Call me sick, but I also like the way he throws his excrement around at will. Hopefully it is true, as these hunting grounds we all know are very deserving of it. It adds an element of color to the stories. Perhaps he can upload a pic of a steaming pile with a couple of gym socks next to it? CLASSIC SHIT.

Please note that I am not degrading MW at all. His reports have always been much appreciated. But, in my humble opinion, I have to give the overall nod to HD.[/QUOTE]I agree HD definitely offers much needed comedy in his posts especially now but MwJrp has him beat on the description of his dates right down to ht / wt. So if your scoring at home, this is a very very tight race but I still give a slight nod to MwJrp. Maybe we need to have an official vote?

[QUOTE=JustVisiting82;4735742]I've been seeing more and more of Alyssa recently. I used to love her looks, years ago, but her attitude and lack of enthusiasm ruined the one encounter I had with her back then. She got the job done, but she clearly could have cared less about the service and was just there for her next fix. Lately, she has been wearing a lot of sweatshirts and hoodies when she's out walking, but you can clearly see that she's either been eating very well lately or that she's pregnant. I'm guessing the latter. Has anyone sampled her recently? Has her attitude or performance changed any? She's nowhere near as tempting as she once was, but I love the thought of pounding her good and hard, for old times sake.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the flattering comments, gentlemen. I hope to post more great creampie adventures soon. I hope this overblown virus scare is over soon, mainly because I want public restrooms to be available when I need them again. If I have to defecate in alleys or parking lots, soon enough I am going to be seen on camera, and probably put on the news with a name like "The Poopetrator" or "The Mad Shatter". The only place I won't shit is in my pants. So better of using an alley or a parking lot if worst comes to worst. Again, when you got to go you got to go. Its not like I'm doing it on people's porches. I'm pretty sure you guys do this too, am I right? Where else are you going to go? My lily white neighborhood is on the other side of town.

It isn't me who knocked up Alyssa B. I saw her earlier today while I was picking up an item on Craigslist. She was at Town and Dakota. She was indeed obviously pregnant. I creampied her in 2012 or 2013 back when she looked good. And no, I did not pay an absurd amount of money. 30 bucks was good enough. Nowadays, I am not sure she would even be worth a freebie.

One other thing. I was thankfully well prepared for the toilet paper shortage. I have plenty!

[QUOTE=JustVisiting82;4735742]I've been seeing more and more of Alyssa recently. I used to love her looks, years ago, but her attitude and lack of enthusiasm ruined the one encounter I had with her back then. She got the job done, but she clearly could have cared less about the service and was just there for her next fix. Lately, she has been wearing a lot of sweatshirts and hoodies when she's out walking, but you can clearly see that she's either been eating very well lately or that she's pregnant. I'm guessing the latter. Has anyone sampled her recently? Has her attitude or performance changed any? She's nowhere near as tempting as she once was, but I love the thought of pounding her good and hard, for old times sake.[/QUOTE]Alyssa is most definitely pregnant. I saw her today out walking the bottoms. I picked her up, gave her a ride to where she was going and she told me she is pregnant. I gave her a 20 for old times sake and dropped her off.

It was Wednesday night. 1130 PM. It was rainy. I was sitting in my house drinking heavily and watching "The Stand" by Stephen King which is about a pandemic, not an overhyped flu like we're dealing with now. I decided that somewhere out there, a streetwalker needed my cream inside her. I drunkenly stumbled into my car. I don't like these stupid stay at home laws, or laws against drunk driving. Driving drunk is fun! First was Hudson. I saw a decent looking BSW just east of Uncle Max's ghetto ass gas station. I passed. Then Parsons. One ugly WSW was out. Then Sully. I peed in an empty water bottle, sealed the cap, and tossed it out the window into an alley. I feel sorry for the poor guy who will finally dispose of it. Does anyone else like to pee in plastic bottles, seal the cap and throw them out the window? Its obvious that what is in the bottle isn't water. One thing is for sure, I am not going to get out of my car and piss on the street in the middle of a downpour. The only thing I want to get wet is my dick.

So at Sully and Richardson, I saw Celeste M, aka Cece. Is this a fake name? She is 22. She looks kinda like Molly Ringwald, who happens to be in "The Stand". She is coherent, claims she is off drugs and is just walking to streets to support her young kid. Okay. We went to a secret place. Her BBBJ was a bit underwhelming. So we moved on to BBFS. She asked if I had a condom. I said no. She told me to pull out. But I did spray some cream in her. Cost was the usual, 30 bucks. She says some of you guys have been overpaying and giving her 40 just for BBBJ. You wouldn't overpay for car insurance, why would you overpay this girl? I would repeat, but she would not be my first choice. I couldn't find her Zuck profile with the name she provided otherwise I would have posted her pic. If you have a pic please post it. She said her phone got stolen at the trap house.

I've blessed alleys with my holy water but never dropped mud. You are correct though, there are not many public restroom options in the hunting areas. When you got to go, you got to go. It's upsetting to me to see the amount of trash on the streets in these areas. I often see the indigenous natives throwing away junk on the ground in plain sight without a care in the world. The deserve to wake up to human shit on the porches or wherever they call home.

[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4736165]Thanks for the flattering comments, gentlemen. I hope to post more great creampie adventures soon. I hope this overblown virus scare is over soon, mainly because I want public restrooms to be available when I need them again. If I have to defecate in alleys or parking lots, soon enough I am going to be seen on camera, and probably put on the news with a name like "The Poopetrator" or "The Mad Shatter". The only place I won't shit is in my pants. So better of using an alley or a parking lot if worst comes to worst. Again, when you got to go you got to go. Its not like I'm doing it on people's porches. I'm pretty sure you guys do this too, am I right? Where else are you going to go? My lily white neighborhood is on the other side of town.

It isn't me who knocked up Alyssa B. I saw her earlier today while I was picking up an item on Craigslist. She was at Town and Dakota. She was indeed obviously pregnant. I creampied her in 2012 or 2013 back when she looked good. And no, I did not pay an absurd amount of money. 30 bucks was good enough. Nowadays, I am not sure she would even be worth a freebie.

One other thing. I was thankfully well prepared for the toilet paper shortage. I have plenty![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MidwestDude;4735774]I think I can safely speak for everyone when I say that I am not interested in seeing HDs poo. At all.[/QUOTE]Dude. I, too, enjoy the color. I rarely laugh out loud but have a couple times reading his posts. Brown is a color.

It was 1 PM on Thursday. I had taken a quick detour off of 71 while doing my errands, just doing some window shopping, per se. I was driving westbound on Hudson, and as I stopped at McGuffey at the traffic light, I saw a rough looking Adrianna. It looked like she had recently eaten something spinach, there was some crap stuck in her teeth. Right there at the light in daylight in front of everyone, she pulled on my locked door handle in desperation. I said "not today!" She said "Please!" in a whiny tone that indicated to me that she was coming down from a bad high. She is going to have to brush her teeth, take a shower, and learn how to act a little nicer in order for me to consider letting my super sperm swim around inside her again. I giggled to myself as I saw her sad facial expression in my rearview mirror while driving back to the highway ramp. Then I went home and dropped a big log. My stash of toilet paper is down to 10 and a half rolls, is that going to be enough to last until the end of the toilet paper crisis?

[QUOTE=MidwestDude;4735774]I think I can safely speak for everyone when I say that I am not interested in seeing HDs poo. At all.[/QUOTE]Just sayin'.

Does anyone know this woman? I met her on Hudson by Velma a couple months ago. She didn't get in the car. Super paranoid and high. I did get her number. Wants "help" a lot but can't leave her young son for a second because he is autistic or something, lots of sob stories, haven't met her yet. Supposedly she lives off Sullivant. We've just been texting back and forth forever.

I would've uploaded the pics in my previous post but I forgot. Anyhow, does anyone know this woman?

It was Friday night. While you kids were cowering in your houses, clutching your hoarded toilet paper, and watching fake news or "Tiger Queer", I decided to go the west side in search of a lady with whom to have unprotected sex. First Hudson. Saw a possible BTV at the Marathon station where bums and junkies hang out. Gross! On to Parsons. One ugly woman was out. On to Sullivant. Every block had an "essential employee" or three on it! None were up to my standards though. I texted Kirstie L, KK, Blue, and the mystery woman from my previous posts. Only Kirstie responded. I picked her up and we did our usual BBBJ and BBFS for 30. She wanted me to cum in her mouth this time. We did it in the backseat which didn't work that well. Finding a good position was tough and I almost got a charlie horse. It wouldve been easier if both of us were midgets. She opted not to swallow my cum, but instead used my hoodie as a spittoon. Oh well, I needed to do my laundry anyway. I usually prefer to do it doggystyle or missionary in the passenger seat, or like Kamerin likes to do, which is to ride me in the driver's seat, being careful that her ass doesn't hit the horn. I am interested in buying some seat covers for when I am not mongering because there are so many DNA stains on the passenger seat. I dropped her off at the trap house as a police van drove by.

[QUOTE=Jd2011;4736800]I've blessed alleys with my holy water but never dropped mud. You are correct though, there are not many public restroom options in the hunting areas. When you got to go, you got to go. It's upsetting to me to see the amount of trash on the streets in these areas. I often see the indigenous natives throwing away junk on the ground in plain sight without a care in the world. The deserve to wake up to human shit on the porches or wherever they call home.[/QUOTE]There is plenty of porta shitters around with all the road construction in cbus. I have used them many of times.

In Blue's humble opinion JRP is hands down the heavyweight champion of reviews.

His stocking pics and pussy pics are legendary in my mind. I surely miss his pics and unwillingness to share information and Intel with trusted seniors and trusted members.

Honestelly I think humpty's reviews are sometimes funny and somewhat entertaining; like comparing the varsity "state champion" team (s) to a division 4 little league team!

No disrespect intended to humpty just not nearly as good as the legendary Mr Jrp.

Just my opinion. When Blue was not senior I read every review on JRP and he provided great advise and intelligence to me.

Mr JRP will always be 1st place in my mind. We have several other great seniors here. I surley miss private messaging with JRP and looking for his photographic work and word choices.

JRP is like the golden ages of when the working girls advertised in the newspaper, carried pagers and dressed in heels and stockings.

BLUE.

[QUOTE=BigFriknNutz;4735889]I agree HD definitely offers much needed comedy in his posts especially now but MwJrp has him beat on the description of his dates right down to ht / wt. So if your scoring at home, this is a very very tight race but I still give a slight nod to MwJrp. Maybe we need to have an official vote?[/QUOTE]

Google voice got me. JRP was always willing to share information! Google voice changed it to unwillingness.

Blue.

[QUOTE=MrBlue314;4741072]In Blue's humble opinion JRP is hands down the heavyweight champion of reviews.

His stocking pics and pussy pics are legendary in my mind. I surely miss his pics and unwillingness to share information and Intel with trusted seniors and trusted members.

Honestelly I think humpty's reviews are sometimes funny and somewhat entertaining; like comparing the varsity "state champion" team (s) to a division 4 little league team!

No disrespect intended to humpty just not nearly as good as the legendary Mr Jrp.

Just my opinion. When Blue was not senior I read every review on JRP and he provided great advise and intelligence to me.

Mr JRP will always be 1st place in my mind. We have several other great seniors here. I surley miss private messaging with JRP and looking for his photographic work and word choices.

JRP is like the golden ages of when the working girls advertised in the newspaper, carried pagers and dressed in heels and stockings.

BLUE.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4732679]It was Saturday night. 1130 PM. Governor DeWine has long since issued a stay at home order. But Jesus Christ commanded me to go to a bad part of town and have unprotected sex with a hooker, so if the governor has an issue with that, he can take it up with Jesus. So I went up Sully and back. No women worth picking up. On to South High. No one. The Parsons. I had to go take a leak but there were no open bathrooms so I blessed a parking lot near the library with my holy water. At the far north end of the stroll, near the newer uppity gastropub type places, I saw a WSW. She was wearing glasses, looked sexy, had bags and did not appear to be a working girl. In that area you have to be careful not to scare a woman who isn't out to hustle up money. You kids would have thought she was too good to be true. Not me. I know better. You guys take the ugly ones while I take the best, because I deserve the best.

She got in. She revealed her name was KK. WSW, long blonde hair, 29, a couple scabs due to partying too much. A trip to jail would clear up her skin in a week, then she would be really good looking! I understand there are a few ladies with that name. She was high, but not obnoxious or paranoid. She did talk a lot, she is quite friendly. We decided to park in a secure location in Gerbil Village. If you pick up girls on Parsons, never go east of Parsons. I pulled out my dick and she excitedly sucked it with great enthusiasm. Then I told her I wanted to fuck her doggystyle. She asked if I had a condom. I said no. I assured her I was clean, and did not have COVID19 either. I slid in. She didn't tell me to pull out. I gave her the full load. I asked her if she liked my sperm swimming around inside her, to which she smiled lustfully and said yes. We wiped off our genitals with some coffee filters I had laying around in the backseat and threw them out after we were done for some do-gooder to clean up. She didn't even ask for money at all. But since I am a nice guy, I gave her 35 bucks so she could party and some drug house that was a block or so east of Parsons. Got her digits, but might not share, I really like this lady. With ladies like this KK, Kirstie, Kamerin and others, I don't women like Adrianna on Hudson.[/QUOTE]I met KK about 3 weeks ago behind the hardware store on Parsons. Very talkative and sweet. We arranged to meet again the next week. She was 30 minutes late but still worth the wait.

So it was Saturday night. In this adventure, I overpaid and was forced to use a rubber. Again, I did not have to waste any gas. During my first drive down Sully, I saw Dani W at Richardson Ave. The W rhymes with Putin. This was at 1130 PM. She is 26 and good looking. Check the photo. She says you guys are scared to pick her up, thinking she is TGTBT. Haha. Keep picking up the ugly ones, gentlemen! I will take the good looking ladies. So I suggested a spot by an abandoned house in a decent area. She wanted 40, and wanted to use a condom! She claims she usually charges 60. What kind of idiot would pay 60? I'm enough of an idiot for paying 40. She started sucking with the condom on. Then we did it doggystyle with the condom. The pussy was good. I nutted in the condom and threw the condom in the street. If the people of the west side throw their used needles and trash all over the place, what's the big deal if I add a used condom or a pile of turds? No number, but I gave her mine. She says she lives in a trap house. Sometimes a woman just needs to get to know you better before she will let you fuck her bareback and I think she will let me fill her with cream next time.

Bravo Humpty!

[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4751904]So it was Saturday night. In this adventure, I overpaid and was forced to use a rubber. Again, I did not have to waste any gas. During my first drive down Sully, I saw Dani W at Richardson Ave. The W rhymes with Putin. This was at 1130 PM. She is 26 and good looking. Check the photo. She says you guys are scared to pick her up, thinking she is TGTBT. Haha. Keep picking up the ugly ones, gentlemen! I will take the good looking ladies. So I suggested a spot by an abandoned house in a decent area. She wanted 40, and wanted to use a condom! She claims she usually charges 60. What kind of idiot would pay 60? I'm enough of an idiot for paying 40. She started sucking with the condom on. Then we did it doggystyle with the condom. The pussy was good. I nutted in the condom and threw the condom in the street. If the people of the west side throw their used needles and trash all over the place, what's the big deal if I add a used condom or a pile of turds? No number, but I gave her mine. She says she lives in a trap house. Sometimes a woman just needs to get to know you better before she will let you fuck her bareback and I think she will let me fill her with cream next time.[/QUOTE]

Driving near the bottoms this morning around 9:00 am and spotted a huge head of beautiful hair. She was wearing a black top and black pants. Gorgeous as I drove past her. Spun around by a carry out and picked her up. Said her name was Alyssa. Not as beautiful as that hair, in the face, but good enough. She mentioned a safe spot but I've read enough to not do that so we went to a place I found instead. A ho hum BJ. Dropped her off not too far from the pickup point. 30 roses. Probably worth it at 20. First street pickup. Nervous as hell. Would repeat for 20.

[QUOTE=Tedaphil315;4755358]Driving near the bottoms this morning around 9:00 am and spotted a huge head of beautiful hair. She was wearing a black top and black pants. Gorgeous as I drove past her. Spun around by a carry out and picked her up. Said her name was Alyssa. Not as beautiful as that hair, in the face, but good enough. She mentioned a safe spot but I've read enough to not do that so we went to a place I found instead. A ho hum BJ. Dropped her off not too far from the pickup point. 30 roses. Probably worth it at 20. First street pickup. Nervous as hell. Would repeat for 20.[/QUOTE]No location? Let me guess, that's Alyssa B from the bottoms. You probably found her around Sully and Cypress. B as in Jenner's first name before he became a transwhatever. I creampied her back in 2013 when she looked good. I paid 30 for that, back then. I would pass on her now.

Cruised Columbus North & West Sides, near and. Lights, met an AA spinner, wanting food money. Found spot but wouldn't do more than kiss (& just one) - fortunately only gave her 10 and cut losses with that. Later drove to Hilltop and saw Ashley, short dark hair, spinner body, stud in cheek, deep voice. Did it for 20 and tipped 10 as she DFK, DT BBBJCIM & was squirming with my FIY, and the flow between us was electric. May be taking her home on next mtg. Did go home and back out again a few hrs later. Met Linda off and. Lights, stocky blonde, quiet, gave it a good try, but I was spent or so I thought. Just out a $20 . Then back to west side, meeting Linda, a fair brown haired lass, off Hawkes, who did get me to nutt for a $20 -.

So a nice 12 hrs, cruising Cols, out $80, but good investment for night of fun.

[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4755899]No location? Let me guess, that's Alyssa B from the bottoms. You probably found her around Sully and Cypress. B as in Jenner's first name before he became a transwhatever. I creampied her back in 2013 when she looked good. I paid 30 for that, back then. I would pass on her now.[/QUOTE]Yes that's her. Sorry for the no location. Being new didn't think to look at the side streets. Was hoping the carry out helped. I'll get the hang of it. Too bad the face didn't match the hair.

[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4755899]No location? Let me guess, that's Alyssa B from the bottoms. You probably found her around Sully and Cypress. B as in Jenner's first name before he became a transwhatever. I creampied her back in 2013 when she looked good. I paid 30 for that, back then. I would pass on her now.[/QUOTE]Does anyone know who Alyssa's brunette friend is? If so, does she, or did she walk?

I cruised Sullivant on Friday night at 10 PM. At Dunedin (I think) I met Christy C, mixed SW, age 32. She is skinnier now than in the photo; drugs make you stop eating. Her personality was pleasant. We drove to the spot. She sucked, then rode me reverse cowgirl. She wanted me to pull out. But some of the load made it in her. No digits. Cost was 30.

Also, I met Josie E on Hudson. She had a couple scabs on her otherwise pretty face. Would have loved to caught her when she was fresh out of jail. I filled her with cream. Some of it dripped out of her and onto the floor making a gooey spermy mess. Cost was 30. Dropped her off at the apartment complex that sells drugs at Clinton and Jefferson.

I've searched high and low for her. Is there a best time or place? Digits to trade?

[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4759540]I cruised Sullivant on Friday night at 10 PM. At Dunedin (I think) I met Christy C, mixed SW, age 32. She is skinnier now than in the photo; drugs make you stop eating. Her personality was pleasant. We drove to the spot. She sucked, then rode me reverse cowgirl. She wanted me to pull out. But some of the load made it in her. No digits. Cost was 30.

Also, I met Josie E on Hudson. She had a couple scabs on her otherwise pretty face. Would have loved to caught her when she was fresh out of jail. I filled her with cream. Some of it dripped out of her and onto the floor making a gooey spermy mess. Cost was 30. Dropped her off at the apartment complex that sells drugs at Clinton and Jefferson.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4751904]So it was Saturday night. In this adventure, I overpaid and was forced to use a rubber. Again, I did not have to waste any gas. During my first drive down Sully, I saw Dani W at Richardson Ave. The W rhymes with Putin. This was at 1130 PM. She is 26 and good looking. Check the photo. She says you guys are scared to pick her up, thinking she is TGTBT. Haha. Keep picking up the ugly ones, gentlemen! I will take the good looking ladies. So I suggested a spot by an abandoned house in a decent area. She wanted 40, and wanted to use a condom! She claims she usually charges 60. What kind of idiot would pay 60? I'm enough of an idiot for paying 40. She started sucking with the condom on. Then we did it doggystyle with the condom. The pussy was good. I nutted in the condom and threw the condom in the street. If the people of the west side throw their used needles and trash all over the place, what's the big deal if I add a used condom or a pile of turds? No number, but I gave her mine. She says she lives in a trap house. Sometimes a woman just needs to get to know you better before she will let you fuck her bareback and I think she will let me fill her with cream next time.[/QUOTE]I have always had a good time bangin' Dani. She's quite attractive for a street walker, and up until recently, she has usually kept herself up very nicely. Recently, I have seen her working various parts of Sully (Bottoms, Hilltop and Westgate areas). She usually does not have a phone and always gives that story about mongers being afraid to pick her up because of her looks and their fear of her being a cop. At her best, she was staying in the Westgate area, north of Broad, and would be found on Sully or Broad, just west of Hague. Just a month ago she was working the Bottoms, near Hawkes and her Campell Ave pharmacy, and was in TERRIBLE shape. Her demons appeared to be kicking her ass and her appearance / hygiene had fallen off. Just a few days ago, I passed her in the Hilltop, around Terrace, and she appeared to have cleaned herself up a bit. I opted to pass on her offer for some car fun (she had gone too high volume for my taste), so I cannot attest to her current service level, but (from what I could see) she was definitely looking damn good that day!

Forti. I ran across this thin, 19 year old WSW a few weeks ago. She works Broad just east of Central. States that she is originally from Shadyside, OH and openly admits that she has been an active user since she was 12-13 years old. Forti has a fairly attractive face, thin build with some small A cups, a tomboy look about her. I have hooked up with her twice and have definitely seen that she is on a downward spiral, possibly caused by the passing of her "fiancé". Both times that I've picked her up, she gave an above average BBBJ, had quite an enthusiastic attitude and was more than accommodating when it was time for some CFS (she watches to see if you have and use a condom). I did not ask for BBFS and cannot attest to whether she could be coaxed into it. Both of our encounters were car dates in the rear seat of my crew cab truck, where she would get fully undressed and do her best to please me. Personally, Forti just does not seem to get it done for me. I do not know what it is though. I never felt rushed, she was more than accommodating, and she let me pound away at that young pussy with no complaints, but I simply could not bust on either encounter with her. I ran across her late Friday night, and she offered to provide her services again, but I declined her offer. At the time, she was showing definite signs of sickness, did not look very clean and has been out walking quite a bit lately. I may or may not repeat with this one, because she seems to have gone high volume and just doesn't get it done for me. I can attest that pounding away at her young, thin frame is a fun time if you can snatch her up when she's sober and actually cleaned up, but with her current decline YMMV. I had her digits, however she never gave me permission to share and then stated that her phone "hasn't been working" when I saw her Friday night.

It was 10 PM on Monday night. I took the Humpty Hooptie for a drive. First, the west side. I noticed a couple decent looking ladies. I noticed the tall, attractive skinny blonde at Richardson and Sully. No name, she gave me two fake names. One of the very few who refused to give me her real name. I remember the last time I did her it was good, but she wanted to much money, wanted to use a condom, finally relented to BBFS, then got mad when I filled her up with cum. How ungrateful. She wanted to get it. I'll pass. Sure she's good looking, but with her demands, one time is good enough. I needed to pinch a loaf. So I went to the UDF on Georgesville by the Walmart. Thankfully the bathroom was not only open, but it was clean! Otherwise I would have had to use the Walmart parking lot. I filled up my tank for 13 bucks. Back to Sullivant. No women worth my money. Then Parsons. I then became aware I had a headlight out. Tonight's hunt would have to be successful soon.

I decided to make one lap on Hudson. I saw Tranessa, WSW, 29, who goes by Nessa, at Jefferson and Hudson. She got in. We went to a secret location. I offered 20. Her BBBJ technique is toothy, but she never whined and never stopped. I asked if she wanted to fuck but she said not for 20. I thought an extra 10 for pussy may not be worth it. So she kept sucking my twinkie until she got the vanilla cream reward, which she spat upon the sidewalk. Dropped her off at the apartment complex at Jefferson and Clinton where all the ladies of Hudson Ave buy their candy. Didn't bother to ask for digits. Might repeat in a pinch.

[QUOTE=Blueboy23;4761281]I've searched high and low for her. Is there a best time or place? Digits to trade[/QUOTE]Unfortunately in order for her to not be homeless she has a guy who she makes think he is her bf in order to live with him so she is only out when she can sneek away from him.