The Set Up and The Good One
[QUOTE=EmcSquared;6117875]Question: Which of these girls be UC vice and not a SW?
A: The one with the tits hanging out.
B: The one with the ass cheeks hanging out.
C. None of the above.
D: All of the above.
E: Unsure. Do you have better pics? Like close up maybe?[/QUOTE]I heard that donut munchers have a tendency to sting a criminally intentioned monger through various means. How?
A. Hooker by a hotel. This one is actually a great ploy to entrap the casual gawker who unwittingly falls for a seductive slicette. Back in the day, while I lived off the Sunst Strip, we'd make out way over to Toi Thai and afterward have to walk off the Pad See Ew and case of Sing-has. This led to a couple nights where we would just watch the string of cars stop to talk to the slice of UC bait. Cars would proceed to park at motel followed by the guys going to a room not to be seen from again until the paddy wagons came to usher out 10 to 20 guys. Fortunately, it always appeared that the hustled hims got to drive off.
B. Hooker on a lonely corner upper Western favorite.
Check to make sure that the nearby bums aren't white and there isn't a conveniently placed van opposite the faux harlot.
So it was hot as I drove to the hood. Coincidentally, I ran across a cute lady off the beaten whiteboy track who was making her way home and gallantly offered her a ride. She rode like a champion cowgirl at Las Fiestas Patronales but afterward cried since she was like a church going gal that was induced by my scintallating and god would punish her in the afterlife for her sin. We prayed. She said you had to get down on your knees ti do it. We did it. Later she refused money and hoped to see me in the afterworld. Religous nuts are great!