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Anyone know the dancers stage name?

[QUOTE=Electronman;1942748]Excellent advice from Heywood. I want to emphasize the importance of a shower at the gym prior to your arrival at home. Many dancers wear perfume and you may come home smelling like a hooker as a result of your visit to the club. Complicating the matter further, many women have a more acute sense of smell than do men so she may detect the perfume (or other stripper smells) more readily than you. So be sure to shower and do your own laundry as a strategy to avoid being busted by the olfactory police.[/QUOTE]After hooking up with an SP with a little too much perfume / body lotion on her, I once had to fake a "Taco Bell Shit-Attack / food poisoning" when I came home at around 4 pm on a weekday when my in-laws were watching my son. I took a short-cut through the house directly to a seldom used shower and took a 30 minute hot shower and faked the sickness and hung out in the basement all night. Nowadays, I always have my gymbag in my car at all times if I must use an alternate location to clean up.

[QUOTE=Jd1234;1941323]LOL. You made my day. Awesome information, better delivery. "If I actually worked out as much as I pretend to, I'd be Mr Universe" that's classic.[/QUOTE]Thanks, Jd.

I respect a man who appreciates good fiction. I was initially drawn to this forum for its entertainment value and always hope to add some of that with my stories. I hope no one minds that they're just stories, that I like spinning yarns and have never written an honest word in these pages.

[QUOTE=WillyWonka082;1942731]Me and a couple buddy's hit toy chest Saturday night about 11:00. Somewhere around 11:30 pm 20+ Cops rushed in. They hit the VIP areas first and hard and fast. One manager tried to give a warning but to slow. 100% of patrons / dancers in VIP area got ticketed for minimal of illegal contact. Any guys who had girls sitting on laps in main seating area were ticketed. My buddy had a girl with her leg draped over his knee and got an illegal contact ticket with pending court date. It appeared they checked dancers for I'd and dance cards. At least 2 girls were arrested, not sure if it was for prior warrants or something they got caught doing or had on them. It was a pretty crazy night and not enjoyable at all. Looks like new chief could really mean business.[/QUOTE]Seems a bit like the situation before Stonewall when cops could raid gay bars with impunity and gay guys never pushed back about that nonsense united as a group. You never know when straight guys might stop acting ashamed and put a stop to this sort of thing too.

[QUOTE=TomTomMan;1942865]Got to love a Lovely Lady who knows her way around Junior, but WTF was up with, The Hair thing?

Most Lovely Ladies love having their Hair Tangled with.

Well, I guess we all have our Do Not's. ... LOL.[/QUOTE]I think it's more of a control thing with them so you can't force junior down their throat with your hands on the back of their head. But with Miami their was no need for me to force the action.

[QUOTE=BigPuffDaddy;1943304][URL]http://www.pressandguide.com/articles/2013/12/01/news/doc5298d5545a18e564016109.txt[/URL]

Anyone know the dancers stage name?[/QUOTE]BigPuffDaddy:

I was there that night, and saw all the commotion. My buddy knows her name, he told me but I forgot. I will check with him and report back, unless he sees this and replies himself...He said there were ten cops there-typical overkill for Dearborn PD. You know how difficult it is to handle drunk / high 110 pound strippers...

Regards,

Costanza.

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[QUOTE=JDirt;1941020]I'm a single guy, so I don't worry about getting busted by my SO. Stuff like perfume, stripper glitter, or long hairs stuck to my balls from the BJ can be trouble. It would be nice if some of the married mongers posted a few tips on how not to get busted by your SO, or how to get out of the house. I know guys that keep a change of clothes in their car or tell their SO that their going to playing poker.
[/QUOTE]JD: I have a membership at Lifetime Fitness. I'm married and even though now live out of state, whenever I'm in Detroit I'll pack a gym bag & keep it in the car with fresh clothes. After hitting up a SC (usually Bogart's or H8 N but can be anywhere, but I always go for FS), I'll immediately drive to the nearest LFT, check in, then hit the showers. Sometimes I'll take a sauna after the shower, or even work out, but if I do those I'll shower again after. I'll throw all the clothes I wore mongering (usually an older pair of jeans & an MSU hoodie, esp if I'm going to a dump like Bogart's) into a plastic bad that they have in the gym locker rooms and immediately get those clothes into the washing machine when I get back to where I'm staying.

I visited this club and was in a rare mood. So I sit down and ordered a beer for 8 with tip, door fee was 5. Looked around at the dancers and bar staff looking for familiar faces and only saw a few. It didn't look good for what I was after but here is the run down on the dancers. 6 white girls, one I'd rate a 7, the rest were 5's and 6's. 4 black girls, 2 were 8's or 9's, the other 2 were 5's. Only knew 1 of the dancers, Lisa, about 5'6" D cup bolt on's, very slender. She does not move well on stage but she is fun. Then I saw white dancer I rate a 7 was on stage and she caught my eye because she moved well and smiled like she was having fun. She also had a great set of 38 DD boobs, and she knew how to work them. After her set she disappeared for a while, then she came right to my table and introduced herself. Her name was Alina. She is attractive and friendly so we relaxed andtold stories, llaughing our asses off until she had to go up again. I was thinking that I could achieve my goal for today, which was an old fashioned fun strip club experience without the score keeping and what can I get for what. When she came back, we talked some more then without her asking, I asked if she would dance for me. She seemed suprised that I would ask her and not the other way around. I told her that it would be all about her. I don't think she understood what I meant, but she soon found out. I touched every part of her leaving out all the important parts until later. I was slow and soft and she was loving it. Then I moved onto her happy parts, I was just dying to get at her boobs. As soon as I touched her box she started going nuts and holy shit was she wet. I mean really wet. After a few minuets of this she was happy as hell and she moved to take care of my needs. I stopped her and gave her a nice massage and told her how much fun our dance was. Now I'm just weird or a genius because she gave my a look of pure lust and said I was in soooo much trouble next time we meet.

This type of encounter was exactly what I wanted so don't judge. Just understand that I left very happy today, but I pity the next girl I pick up.

I visited this club and was in a rare mood. So I sit down and ordered a beer for 8 with tip, door fee was 5. Looked around at the dancers and bar staff looking for familiar faces and only saw a few. It didn't look good for what I was after but here is the run down on the dancers. 6 white girls, one I'd rate a 7, the rest were 5's and 6's. 4 black girls, 2 were 8's or 9's, the other 2 were 5's. Only knew 1 of the dancers, Lisa, about 5'6" D cup bolt on's, very slender. She does not move well on stage but she is fun. Then I saw white dancer I rate a 7 was on stage and she caught my eye because she moved well and smiled like she was having fun. She also had a great set of 38 DD boobs, and she knew how to work them. After her set she disappeared for a while, then she came right to my table and introduced herself. Her name was Alina. She is attractive and friendly so we relaxed andtold stories, llaughing our asses off until she had to go up again. I was thinking that I could achieve my goal for today, which was an old fashioned fun strip club experience without the score keeping and what can I get for what. When she came back, we talked some more then without her asking, I asked if she would dance for me. She seemed suprised that I would ask her and not the other way around. I told her that it would be all about her. I don't think she understood what I meant, but she soon found out. I touched every part of her leaving out all the important parts until later. I was slow and soft and she was loving it. Then I moved onto her happy parts, I was just dying to get at her boobs. As soon as I touched her box she started going nuts and holy shit was she wet. I mean really wet. After a few minuets of this she was happy as hell and she moved to take care of my needs. I stopped her and gave her a nice massage and told her how much fun our dance was. Now I'm just weird or a genius because she gave my a look of pure lust and said I was in soooo much trouble next time we meet.

This type of encounter was exactly what I wanted so don't judge. Just understand that I left very happy today, but I pity the next girl I pick up.

I was going to do a review on H8 n but cash already did a detailed report the only thing I have to add is the see thru curtains have been replaced by much thicker ones in the VIP. While it allows more privacy it makes it a lot harder to see your dancer.

After a brief stint at H8 n I took a short drive down the street and stopped at the cricket. It was mostly dead 4 AA dancer 2 white dancers and Brooke. Brooke (aka neavah at BT's aka amanda at Bogarts) just recently started working here after a couple of months at BT's.

[QUOTE=Kl456;1944332]I was going to do a review on H8 n but cash already did a detailed report the only thing I have to add is the see thru curtains have been replaced by much thicker ones in the VIP. [B]While it allows more privacy it makes it a lot harder to see your dancer.[/B]

After a brief stint at H8 n I took a short drive down the street and stopped at the cricket. It was mostly dead 4 AA dancer 2 white dancers and Brooke. Brooke (aka neavah at BT's aka amanda at Bogarts) just recently started working here after a couple of months at BT's.[/QUOTE]A lot of dancers carry smart phones which have a "lantern mode" for your viewing pleasure. "Ask and you shall receive" haha.

However, I carry a small LED with me (those suckers throw a lot of light in a dark VIP). Plus, its a good tool to have to check the floor and couch for items that may have fallen out of your pocket.

I went to Bogart's about 11 pm the night after Thanksgiving & met the stunning Racquel. She's a gorgeous blonde with a perfect body that frankly doesn't fit in there at all, at least appearancewise.

I walked in & went to the bathroom right away (easy way to walk through the club) and spotted her just getting onto the stage to do her three dances. There were girls on the two other stages, a lot walking around & a ton of guys. At first I couldn't get a table so went to the bar to get a beer & stare at Racquel.

Someone at the stand up tables closest to the bathrooms left so I ran over there, then made sure to tip Racquel $5. I'd say half the guys in there were tipping her, I've never seen someone get so many tips at that place. I made sure she noticed I gave her a five instead of a single and told her to come to my table. While I was at my table I was approached by two different fat girls but told them I was waiting for Racquel, they both sighed & basically made me realize that when a super hottie is in there it's even harder for the cows to make money.

When she got down people were waiting for her at the stage but she pushed them aside & came straight to me! I bought her a drink, we made some small talk, and she is fucking beautiful. She didn't give me the H8 Handshake but didn't mind me rubbing her puss through the panties. After a few minutes she asked me for a dance & we went back.

She kept insisting that she doesn't do anything (for example, wouldn't let me touch her under her panties) but eventually we both ended up naked & fucking. It was fantastic. She claims to be the EA to an exec at a local company and only works once every month or two to get extra cash, and usually makes it a holiday weekend like last one bc those are the best times to make $ IDK if that's true or if she's a regular girl there but I don't care, I had an amazing time & hopefully will see her again next time I'm in town. If she isn't there ever again, oh well, I had an amazing time with her for a buck fifty.

A word of thanks to all of you that replied to my inquiries. I'm thrilled to be a part of such an active community that is so willing to help out. I travel a lot and don't normally receive this kind of reception. You guys were very kind, and forgive me if I don't respond to all of the pms. I will be in your area in February, not exactly sure where but as the date comes closer, I'll definitely report in and then report about your clubs from an outsiders perspective. Sounds like bogies and henry viii are the can't misses. Please let me know if other little gems exist. Thanks again.