Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TopDog12;7302344] I posted a few weeks ago how I went to best around 11 AM and got told they weren't doing massages. I went there last week around noon, very few cars in the whole parking lot strip. A guy was walking towards the entrance, I circled the block (like normal. In the 30 seconds it took me, he came walking out, I assume he got told they weren't doing massages also. Weird. [/QUOTE]It's strange they would be open if they weren't doing massages.

[QUOTE=TopDog12;7302344] Anyways I went to Meaning spa by NW grille. She then starts making a sucking face and I ask if I like that too. I said sure. Why not. That was that. [/QUOTE]BBBJ? CBJ?

[QUOTE=HardHat69;7280664]Please PM me as well with ay info. I will be in the area later this week.[/QUOTE]That place is strictly legit.

Checked out Meaning Spa based on the report that a L2 was available.

Got there older woman maybe 50 nice body ok face led me into the room- I offered my hand and she led me into the room by it- nice friendly.

One in the room, I playfully said hello- and leaned in for a kiss on the cheek she seemed to enjoy it. Nice.

I asked for an hour which was 80. She told me to wait 15 minutes and motioned for me to get comfy.

I reflected on my life choices that brought me to this moment- and then she came back in.

Excellent massage. Like professional quality real deal- Yes!

Phone kept ringing and someone came by- in the first 15 minutes. She exited the room 4 times- poop.

Not teasing at first- then got on my back and squatted over me- it was hot to feel her pelvis on my back- nice.

She got off- switched positions- towel was almost completely off- I touched her leg- she gave some word of approval- nice.

Then another phone call- she came back in and asked to turn appointment into a 45 min- I was like ehh- ok? In hindsight that was a boo-boo- I get too passive sometimes with providers.

Then she said- ok I take care of you- make you happy- and touched my ass and inner thigh- yumm.

Then someone came by- she leaves the room comes back and asks to switch to 30- again I said ok- felt fine with that- given the situation- I heard her set him up in another room.

Then on the flip she motions with her hand- I touch my mouth- she says "Everything? 200" I say no- just mouth- and she lifts her shirt and says $120. I was thinking $100 but I hate bargaining in session so I said fine- but forgot to ask covered or not.

It was covered. I was bummed- but it felt REALLY good it was like really thin saran wrap- LOL- but it felt really good. In general I really dislike CBJ's but I got to say this was good and she was good- nice save.

Then I start touching her crotch and she pulls down her pants- I start fingering her- she is into it- Yeah FIV and yeah her excitement!

And that excitement lasted maybe 1. 5 minutes- then she gets frustrated that I am not done. Ugghhh that is the worst.

She does energetic handjob- yeah energy! Yuck she is in a hurry.

She does reverse cowgirl energetic HJ- I mean that was novel- yeah novelity.

I ask for BJ again- she starts finger my ass, that is hot- yeah!

And, she is getting really frustrated. Ughhh.

I try to finger her again she is not into it. Uggghhh.

One more attempt at HJ and I give up.

She decides that since I didn't cum I am "crazy" and tells me that. I politely point out that she rushed things- but that just means I am crazy, it seems to be her new mantra- un-fun non-nut banter with chic kinda mad at you- not my thing.

I pay the remaining and exit- without a goodbye from her- total $170 ($50 for half hour +$120 for saran wrap BJ, finger, HJ and finger in my ass).

Once things got sexual- she got mechanical and rushed. If you are a blow and go kinda guy this place could really work for you. Not my cup of tea.

I did fall short on not asking if the BJ was covered, and shouldn't have caved on the 1 hr to 45 min thing.

Not me at my best- and hopefully not her best either.

Now I am going to go jerk off to porn and / or try to go meet a provider.

[QUOTE=Lovefun101;7316335]Checked out Meaning Spa based on the report that a L2 was available.

Now I am going to go jerk off to porn and / or try to go meet a provider..[/QUOTE]Escort?

I would say jerk off, because paying money to a stinky, inked, Gainesville crack-ho skank is something I can't stomach.

If you guys are having a drought, right up the road is a banger named yoyo. She just came into town and I left a review on the Jacksonville page. She is smoking hot. If you make it out, enjoy.

Never had it done looking for place you may know can try it also how do you bring it up with language barrier.

[QUOTE=LanceHyatt2023;7336464]Never had it done looking for place you may know can try it also how do you bring it up with language barrier.[/QUOTE]Google Translate is a good tool. At least for me.

[QUOTE=LanceHyatt2023;7336464]Never had it done looking for place you may know can try it also how do you bring it up with language barrier.[/QUOTE]No Chinese woman will do that unless maybe they use Saran wrap as a barrier. And good luck getting Google Translate to translate rimming to mean what you want. You could just tell her to put her tongue in your ass, but you might get your face slapped and thrown out. LOL.

[QUOTE=LanceHyatt2023;7336464]Never had it done looking for place you may know can try it also how do you bring it up with language barrier.[/QUOTE]The Chinese (mandarin) term for anilingus is "tian gang" — literally licking / tasting anus.

[QUOTE=Laxzen;7338572]The Chinese (mandarin) term for anilingus is "tian gang" literally licking / tasting anus.[/QUOTE]Yeah, right. 🙄 This guy's mom named her son "licking anus".

[URL]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tian_Gang[/URL]

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;7340530]Yeah, right. 🙄 This guy's mom named her son "licking anus".

[URL]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tian_Gang[/URL][/QUOTE]For some odd reason I find this thread funny af.

Sounds like the same older lady I reviewed a few weeks ago and you just got unlucky. Most these AMPs only have 1 person working, if the phone rings or someone comes in they have to tend to everything and the level of service drops. Nothing you or they can really do.


[QUOTE=Lovefun101;7316335]Checked out Meaning Spa based on the report that a L2 was available.

Got there older woman maybe 50 nice body ok face led me into the room- I offered my hand and she led me into the room by it- nice friendly.

One in the room, I playfully said hello- and leaned in for a kiss on the cheek she seemed to enjoy it. Nice.

I asked for an hour which was 80. She told me to wait 15 minutes and motioned for me to get comfy.

I reflected on my life choices that brought me to this moment- and then she came back in.

Excellent massage. Like professional quality real deal- Yes!

Phone kept ringing and someone came by- in the first 15 minutes. She exited the room 4 times- poop.

Not teasing at first- then got on my back and squatted over me- it was hot to feel her pelvis on my back- nice.

She got off- switched positions- towel was almost completely off- I touched her leg- she gave some word of approval- nice.

Then another phone call- she came back in and asked to turn appointment into a 45 min- I was like ehh- ok? In hindsight that was a boo-boo- I get too passive sometimes with providers...[/QUOTE]

In town today with time to kill. Hit the Best. Had to wait 10-15 as she was finishing with someone. I was going to leave but she begged me to stay. Massage was ok. Her cups were tiny and she was no spring chicken, but it was convenient. The standard got the job done and that was all that was needed.

[QUOTE=WestsideGator;7347181]In town today with time to kill. Hit the Best.[/QUOTE]Best is on Newberry not SW 34th.

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;7359769]Best is on Newberry not SW 34th.[/QUOTE]He PMed me and confirmed this was one of the new places on 34th. I think in the strip mall by Rentacenter.

I have a provider near Gainesville that provides an excellent massage with no HE which I'm ok with but I was hoping to find provider in or near to Gainesville.

If anyone knows of a provider in Gainesville that offers a good massage at a reasonable price in her home (instead of a hotel) and willing to share her details I would share my info. If she is older and or a little heavy that's ok.

Thanks in advance.

I'm a frequent flyer at Blue Spa and enjoy my time there. I like mature, spinner types and Coco always treats me well and my dreams of free roaming and.

L1 are spot on. My question is does she offer more? Any local monger input via DM would be appreciated. As a review, I recently visited Gville Massage and saw the new girl from Orlando. It was ok. But same basic dream Coco provides for twice the Mario coins.

[QUOTE=CreekBed;7382079]I'm a frequent flyer at Blue Spa and enjoy my time there. I like mature, spinner types and Coco always treats me well and my dreams of free roaming and.

L1 are spot on. My question is does she offer more? Any local monger input via DM would be appreciated. As a review, I recently visited Gville Massage and saw the new girl from Orlando. It was ok. But same basic dream Coco provides for twice the Mario coins.[/QUOTE]I've seen her a few times and gone beyond L1 but don't think she'll go FS, since I don't think she's comfortable locking the front door to be undisturbed. Just my opinion.

Where is the Gville Massage that you refer to located? I'm not familiar with it. Approximate street address?

[QUOTE=Bcuplvr;7417439]I've seen her a few times and gone beyond L1 but don't think she'll go FS, since I don't think she's comfortable locking the front door to be undisturbed. Just my opinion.

Where is the Gville Massage that you refer to located? I'm not familiar with it. Approximate street address?[/QUOTE]It's on NW 13th St. On the right going south past the old Lucky Q.

Across from Exxon gas, about oldest AMP in G'ville.

[QUOTE=Bcuplvr;7417439] Where is the Gville Massage that you refer to located? I'm not familiar with it. Approximate street address?[/QUOTE]

Anyone have news of Joyce at what was Tokyo?

[QUOTE=GWS69;7423662]Anyone have news of Joyce at what was Tokyo?[/QUOTE]You never know where these girls migrate to. They are all over the place and even different states. Joyce was my favorite. She let me kiss her cheeks while Mt Vesuvius erupted. I loved her smooth flawless skin. She was probably the best-looking AMT Gainesville had in a long time.

Anyone been there after 6 PM or on a weekend lately? Google says they are closed on weekends and only open M-F 9 AM to 6 PM. WTF?, What kind of AMP keeps those hours.

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;7438756]Anyone been there after 6 PM or on a weekend lately? Google says they are closed on weekends and only open M-F 9 AM to 6 PM. WTF?, What kind of AMP keeps those hours.[/QUOTE]Ligit ones.

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;7438756]Anyone been there after 6 PM or on a weekend lately? Google says they are closed on weekends and only open M-F 9 AM to 6 PM. WTF?, What kind of AMP keeps those hours.[/QUOTE]I stopped in recently and they wanted my I'd. Hard no.

[QUOTE=TonguenGroove;7441594]Ligit ones.[/QUOTE]Best Asian has never been legit. And even legit ones are open on weekends.

Going to be in the area next month for the winter is there any chance you can get carryout at Cafe Risque.

[QUOTE=TonguenGroove;7448650]Going to be in the area next month for the winter is there any chance you can get carryout at Cafe Risque.[/QUOTE]Try here [URL]https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7356-Strip-Club-Reports[/URL].

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;7449917]Try here [URL]https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7356-Strip-Club-Reports[/URL].[/QUOTE]Thanks. Looks like I will have to find a provider I can visit weekly for my time there.

[QUOTE=GWS69;7423662]Anyone have news of Joyce at what was Tokyo?[/QUOTE]She is still gorgeous and still at Tokyo. She was just on vacation. Came back a few weeks ago. Maybe a little over a month ago.

I spent my Thanksgiving burying my white meat in a tight Chinese gravy puddle. I'll divulge to long-standing members through PM.

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;7455735]I spent my Thanksgiving burying my white meat in a tight Chinese gravy puddle. I'll divulge to long-standing members through PM.[/QUOTE]Are you referring to the lady at Sunny Massage? She is nice.

I don't like bald kitties. I'm old school.

Tried my luck here on NW 13th St and dreamed of oral exam twice. A little pricey compared to FS dreams in Orlando, L1 for $ and lip service for $. 6 My dreams were of Lucy and Alice (both pretty, busty and willing. Contact me for more details. Anyone know of FS in G'ville?

And Willie wants to visit your very warm place".

[QUOTE=HardFL69;7462889]Tried my luck here on NW 13th St and dreamed of oral exam twice. A little pricey compared to FS dreams in Orlando, L1 for $ and lip service for $. 6 My dreams were of Lucy and Alice (both pretty, busty and willing. Contact me for more details. Anyone know of FS in G'ville?[/QUOTE]BBBJ or did you use a rain coat?

Winter break is slow for the massage providers since the students are gone. There are good deals to be had.

Any fun to be had at these spots. Will be staying on that side of town during travels.

[QUOTE=FredFlintBc;7479457]Winter break is slow for the massage providers since the students are gone. There are good deals to be had.[/QUOTE]You think AMPs suffer when students are gone? Haha. I have never seen a student at an erotic AMP.

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;7455735]I spent my Thanksgiving burying my white meat in a tight Chinese gravy puddle. I'll divulge to long-standing members through PM.[/QUOTE]HMU in dm.