Proper Lap Dance Procedure
Okay, as a public service to any Starz, KH8, or FK dancers who may be watching, I've put together this step by step procedure for giving a customer a proper lap dance. These are the basics, and don't preclude you from going further, of course.
1. At regular intervals during your shift, ask the customers (sweetly...) if they want a lap dance. Feel free to talk dirty, and maybe slide your hands up his shorts and stuff.
2. If he says Yes, lead him by the hand upstairs. If he says No, then thank him and maybe check with him later (in case he just wasn't ready yet).
3. Once upstairs, make sure he's comfortable, and when the music starts face him, get on your knees, and start the tease. Slide your hands up inside his shorts legs, and start massaging Mr. Johnson to get him ready. Dirty talk at this point is always welcome... :)
4. If you have ample boobage, then when Mr. Johnson starts saluting, tug on the waistband to free Mr. Johnson, and introduce him to the twins.
5. Once Mr. Johnson is at full attention, it's time to stand up, face away from the customer, and gently lower yourself into his lap. Then lean back all the way so you're almost cheek to cheek, and take the customer's hands and encourage him to hold your boobies.
6. Once he has a firm grip on the funbags, reach with one or both hands behind you, and again slide your hands up inside his shorts.
7. Start grooving....
And that's all there is to it. And as a further public service, I will attempt to visit one or more of said clubs this weekend to provide on site training. :)
Finally I'm goin to L.A.!!!
Damn I've been tryin, I've been extremely busy but I'll be in L. A. next week. Tues and Wed nite will be the only days I can tear away to the strip joints. I'm gonna go to KH8 and see if the hype is real. From reading here it looks like New York and Unique would be the most bang for my buck. I'll just pretend I've been coming there all my life and ask for the "deal" LOL. But anyways if you see a black brother about 6ft 240 lbs, thats me.
Say goodbye to century lounge
I don't know if you guys have heard but century lounge is being closed as a result of the slow economy. I found out by two of their daytime dancers who had to switch clubs (One was a girl name Bianca who works at Jet Strip now). Can't say I'll miss the place that much, since most of the girls overcharged their dances, but it was my first club so I guess I'll miss it for that reason.
Anyway, there's this one girl at the club that was just out of this world gorgeous, but her dances were outrageously overpriced. I'm thinking now that the club is closing she'll be forced to dance at another club, where the lap dance prices are more set in stone. I was wondering if anyone knows where this girl might be moving to...her name is Caliyah (I think that's how you spell it) and if you know where she might be dancing at now please let me know. I'm anxious to find out.
Thanks in advance.
Good riddance Live Nude Nude Nudes
[QUOTE=Bushidobrown]I don't know if you guys have heard but century lounge is being closed as a result of the slow economy. I found out by two of their daytime dancers who had to switch clubs (One was a girl name Bianca who works at Jet Strip now). Can't say I'll miss the place that much, since most of the girls overcharged their dances, but it was my first club so I guess I'll miss it for that reason.
Anyway, there's this one girl at the club that was just out of this world gorgeous, but her dances were outrageously overpriced. I'm thinking now that the club is closing she'll be forced to dance at another club, where the lap dance prices are more set in stone. I was wondering if anyone knows where this girl might be moving to...her name is Caliyah (I think that's how you spell it) and if you know where she might be dancing at now please let me know. I'm anxious to find out.
Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]
This club is a rip-off and a big hustle spot...I too got my SC cherry popped at this place. The only fond memory I have of this joint was being able to smoke inside (yeah, this was a loooong time ago).
Sorry, quick thread hijack...
Sad day for Dodger's fans: Manny Ramirez suspended for 50 games for testing positive for banned substance. Arrrgh, Manny!!
Uggh, Baldy???
Not taking the news well...
so opted for a quick bbbjcim from a cutie right down the street. I'm still sad, but my therapy is helping me get through the day. :)