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[QUOTE=Garthy]She has been 38 for at least 4 years now. Stinks of cigarette smoke and is fat. Her location is nice, but that's it.
She has been reviewed here (by me) a long time ago.
Yuck is the description. No is the answer[/QUOTE]Must have reviewed her long before I joined. I didn't read all of the forum before I became a member. I am guessing there really aren't any decent CL providers in this area.
Found a haggy WSW over by the "x pub" last night, she said she was new to the streets and was doing this because she was addicted to crack and heroin and she said her name was Theresa, she hopped in my car and we did a cop check ane negotiated. Twenty and I got a bbbj w/cim and I got to take pics with my phone camera, I will post them later. She was younger looking, about 28-29 and she had medium length londe hair and a nice set of tits, a bit of a gut though. I asked her where she can be found, she said anywhere from the citgo on main to the "x" and usualy weeknights between 8-12.
Pulled into Springfield at 10:45 and cruised Main St going south. One Leo had stopped someone, but kept going. No one in sight! I though I had wasted the trip, when a blond crosses over from Blemont to the Citgo. I pull in and she hops in. She guides me to her spot, which ws fine by me. We do the cop check, and I got a handful of huge boob for my trouble! Definitely not a cop. We negotiate BBBJCIM, with cum on tongue ending. Swallow was not on the table. She says .3, I say all I've got is .2, and she s OK to go. I tilted the seat back, and slid down my pants as she came over into range. First I asked her to loosen things up so I could play with her tits while she did her thing. Good thing I did, out come a couple of XL all natural 38Cs (she said so). Oh boy, this was looking like a good time! Shee slides her head down and I'm like, oh my god, the streetlight is focused on my cock and her mouth like a klieg light, so I'm catching every detail. She took direction very well, slowing down when asked, playing with the 2 boys as requested, etc. As I'm ready to come she accomadatingly anglees here head and mouth so her tongue is right below my cock, right in the spotlight! I came once, she started to pull away, then I had a massive second effort almost immediately to fill her mouth.
I've been doing this for a long time, and it's not often that I have an experiencee as intense and pleasurable aas this on a car date. Maybe I should say, never. Needless to say, President Jackson was quite pleased with himself for faciliatitng the financial transaction. My only mistake was not asking for digits. I tell you, I was still reeling an hour later. Her name is Crystal, fluffy blondish hair, about 5'6", might be a little thick around the middle, but I never got to check, but here ass & legs looked good crammed into jeans. She was wearing a dull orange-yellow parka tonight. Anyone else met up with her? If you have digits, please PM me.
Has anyone hit this in West Springfield. I just spoke to her today and she was open about her services. Just seemed like almost to open. Let me know if anyone knows her.
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[QUOTE=Bigdickrick]Has anyone hit this in West Springfield. I just spoke to her today and she was open about her services. Just seemed like almost to open. Let me know if anyone knows her.
[url]http://westernmass.craigslist.org/ers/1078663539.html[/url][/QUOTE]I asked about her recently as well and a few of the guys here advised me against it hinting that she is/was a guy. I took their advice and stayed away.
[QUOTE=Bigdickrick]Has anyone hit this in West Springfield. I just spoke to her today and she was open about her services. Just seemed like almost to open. Let me know if anyone knows her.
[url]http://westernmass.craigslist.org/ers/1078663539.html[/url][/QUOTE]Maybe you need to do a little more homework before you make an inquiry. Scroll down and read. Repost your question if you still have a need.
Here a photo for your review.
Some times things just work out and you can have a lucky day. More about this later but here is a sample.
J -
Took the plunge in springfield and stopped in at on the asian massage places in south end. There are 2 very close to each other. This one has ample parking so I pulled in. Bought an hour. 6 and headed off with a fully dessed cutie. I knew when they are dressed like that only a h. E. Would be available. What was odd here is that there are no rooms! Just a bunch of draped table areas. The place looked like an emergency room. Just drapes separating the tables. The tables even had paper on them! There is a big sign not to take off underwear but that did not stop me. I laid down face down no cover and waited for her to return. I could hear the guy next to me clear as day getting his rub but couldn't tell if it was relieving any stress. As soon as she returned she covered me weith a thin sheet. Ok well I know how to send the right signals she as she starts rubbing I'm moving and grinding a little. My hands grap her ass and legs with no trouble. Then the hour ends and she asks for 15 or 30 mins more. I take the 15. On the flip I make sure the sheet is off and she rubs the chest and belly my hands grabbing her ass and fondling her tit a little. Then the action ends she walks out and its over! Paid another 15 on the way out and left totally confused.
[QUOTE=Jpeaz]Here a photo for your review.
Some times things just work out and you can have a lucky day. More about this later but here is a sample.
J -[/QUOTE]
Are you the pregnant one? Is this a CL photo? What's the scoop?
You must have been in some rush. Let's hear the story!
I realize that my handle makes it hard to determine my gender, but a quick scan of my reports would clarify that. As Paul Harvey use to say “now the rest of the story”.
I’ve been working some dancers at a club for takeout, low pressure. High pressure not my style, I want it to be their decision. I just throw the offer out there and see what sticks. Way too many fish in the sea to have to work that hard. I’ve done takeout with two different dances a few times over the last three months. Then to my surprise one of them calls me the other morning. Now we’ve been trying to hookup again over the last two weeks and time just didn’t allow. She asks me what I’m doing and tells me she has a friend with her. So I ask, it turns out to be dancer number two. Made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. Number 1 is a tall, thin and dark, very nice ass and lips. Number two is a short thicker PR with incredibly smooth and soft skin. She is by no means pregnant, sorry Garthy, if that’s your thing. I offer to take some pictures and they go for it. I’ve been trying to find some dances that would like to be photographed but have not had any luck so far. They think you a whack job or stalker when you mention taking pictures. I’m just looking to improve my art and what better way than to shoot sexy women?
Well I clear my calendar and grab my camera gear and head to their location, private residence on a quiet street in East Springfield. They spend and hour or so modeling different outfits while I snap away. After I get tired of taking pictures I join them on the bed. I didn’t know where to go first, so I just went back and forth between the two. LFK, BBJ, DATY, HJ, covered, etc… This went on for quite a while, until reality started ringing the phone. They had to go take care of family things and I had an appointment I had to go to. All in all we spent an afternoon having a lot of fun and it only cost me $$. Beats the hell out of any CR or AMP I’ve been to in quite a while.
J -
Thumbs up all the way from me,my man.
You are such a tease with the pic and no story...
Nice to have someone doing some actual hobbying AND reporting.
I met Amy who is a late 20s WSW who is slightly tall and thin but cute face and nice ass so I yank down a side street over by the DD on main and in she comes. We cruise and I ask her if she wants to come to my place (which I never do) and she agrees and we head to my apartment where we sit for a while and talk. She told me she has been doing this for about 4 years now and it's to supprt her heroin addicition and pay off some leeches that beat her up if she no pays. I offer her benny to stay the night and to let me have my way with her, she asked one fifty and for a quick ride so she picks up her stash with money she had already on her and we come back and she showers while I watch and jack off without finishing. She looked real nice naked and she BBBJ and jerked it a while and I felt her up, then I ate her twat and ass and sucked her tits while she laid on my couch, I blew one down her throught after some more BBBJ then I made us sandwitches for dinner and we watched a movie. She shot up and was looking dazed so I began undressing her and we fucked on the couch, strait vaginal with a finish in her face. We hung out and she remained naked and after she drank some of my rum I wanted her ass real bad, so I liked it and then bagged my little man and enjoyed her ass, about mid way through she began farting and ran to the bathroom to drop some cosbys and I followed to watch and made her hover over the seat so I could watch. She cleaned up and I did vaginal and loaded one on her face again. She passed out after finishing her stash and woke up a little later and I told her it was time to leave and I dropped her off on belmont at some apartments.
Fun and sick time LOL
Does anyone have any experience with Jessica, late 20s HSW from Belmont around Food Zone? I've seen her a hundred times over the years but she always has a scowl on her face, so I never bother to stop. I picked her up "by mistake" last night - didn't recognize her till she was onboard - and had a surprisingly pleasant experience! Wondering if this is typical, or just a lucky night?
I can't tell if my spider-sense is working or not...
Yesterday I cruised for a bit. There was a large number of Leos about. Not a whole lot of SWs either. Three times I thought I saw some promise but on closer inspection, YUCK (one stunk up the car again!).
Then I see what I think is the most promising SW (I won't saw where). I cruised by close and was surprised by how nice the package seemed. I did a second cruise by and felt a tinge of discomfort. So I went elsewhere for a bit. On the return run, 2 cruisers had her and a hobbyist with lights flashing, etc. I could not tell whether our brother was going to get in trouble or not. But I did see where the hiding space was. And man, I dodged that one.
Can't say whether the SW was legit or Leo...
Called it a night on that.
Garthy,
So close for you yeah be careful out there. Springfield did a couple of stings on Monday night. I almost got caught in one on Monday night up on Union and I a sure you know where I am talking about.
Oh well just want to say Hello, and keep my low profile. And wish you best of luck.
It looks like Linda is off the streets for a while, on her way to the pokey.
Thanks Steel for the great advise to give digits to girls with the suggestion that they call when they have someone they think you'll like. That paid off big time for me today. I get a call from a tired old SW who I tossed some bucks over the last couple weeks for NOT stinking up my car. She tells me that her "sister's friend" is in town and looking for work. Can she give her my number. "I guess so," I must have said without much inspiration.
But the girl who calls sounds awesome. She tells me that she is from Boston and is used to getting $300 for the hour. She tells me her incall. I approve of her site. She tells me she is 115lbs and athletic. I tell her that times are tough and that my schedule is tight. She tells me her body is tighter. I ask if I can come take a looksie. I tell her what I have on hand for cash (and it is well less than what she quoted). She tells me to come by. We set a time. I call, she answers. I get the room number and off I go.
When she answers the door I am floored! This girl is SMOKING hot. 115? doubt it. Maybe 115 carrying a week's worth of groceries (which for her, from the looks of it can only be a couple of pounds anyway). She is wearing Victoria's Secret lingerie and long stockings with a garter but no panties! She is TIGHT. Pretty face, gorgeous skin, toned. A few tattooes. I get a greeting kiss (and this girl is starting out of the gate very well).
We chat about service. I put what I have on the table and we get busy. Really, I was not expecting to stay long. But we went went at it like rabbits. CBJ, CFS multiple positions, 69, DFK, hand play intermission, then back to fucking in all kinds of ways. She took the lead during the second half and I was exhausted-- she is slapping my ass telling me to keep going and I have to tell her that I had no plans to run a marathon today! She tells me I made her cum about 8 times and promises me something special for a finish. The special finish was nice too. She tells me that she almost always makes men cum into the condom as she has a "thing for germs." But then she tells me that she knows we are a good pair because she usually doesn't kiss either and she kissed me right off. Off goes the condom. Now BBJ and let's just say that my load does not hit the sheets at all.
Then she cleans me up a little and we hit the shower. I worked too hard, however as I have a little bit of "dick burn" from repetitive motion and my back is even a little sore from a few of the funkier positions she had me in (one was her on her back; kind off, hanging off the bed, shoulder blades on the floor and me fucking her facing her feet with my feet on the floor. My dick is in her at 180 degrees from the standard entry). Does this make any sense? We must have looked like a big "X." Man-- leave shit like that to the pornstars for crying out loud. I suppose I could calssify this little vixen as a PSE. She does the dirty talk thing too. I bet, if you are into it, she would go all out. To me, I can take it or leave it.
I like the tight, toned, beautiful girl with a can do attitude! Missed a meeting entirely. Oh well. Hopefully I will stay employed! Great girl, this one!
[QUOTE=Voyeur56]It looks like Linda is off the streets for a while, on her way to the pokey.[/QUOTE]
Is that my favorite Linda with the big boobs?
I don't suppose any of you guys have recommendations or digits on any available big boob ladies? I don't have anything to trade at the moment... but I'll owe you one! :-)
[QUOTE=Clarence]Is that my favorite Linda with the big boobs?
I don't suppose any of you guys have recommendations or digits on any available big boob ladies? I don't have anything to trade at the moment... but I'll owe you one! :-)[/QUOTE]No, this is Vietnamese Linda that's always on Belmont Ave.
Best big boob lady I know is WSW Crystal from the South End, reviewed here previously by a few others. Just do a search on her name. All pretty favorable reviews.
That Linda is disgusting and psychotic. Not evil or mean, but really crazy. She is car-stinker-upper too...
[QUOTE=Garthy] She is car-stinker-upper too...[/QUOTE]
AllI can think of is the Seinfeld episode when Jerry has the parking valet return his car and he cannot get rid of the smell. :)
The place is very clean and secure. No full service. No shower. No sauna. Nice private rooms with real massage tables. Excellent massage by middle aged Korean woman with minimal draping. There was another woman working that had a younger sounding voice, but I did not see her. As the ad implies, I did leave happy. Required tip is $30. I don't get up to that area very often, but I would repeat if I was local.
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A few days ago I picked up Angie in the usual South End stroll. She has long black tightly curled hair, a little thick in the middle but OK tits and a great pussy, not a fatty. We went to one of my favorite spots, totally secluded, and hopped into the back seat. Her deal: $50 gets you anything and everything you want, no holes barred. I didn't use them all, but I definitely had a great ride, finished mish. Very cooperative, takes direction well, no complaints or problems with anything. Not a crack ho, so she was pretty mellow. Very refreshing attitude. I'll give her the Egg Seal of Approval. She had her hair loose, but sometimes wears it up.
I had a day off today and decided to check out Main St and Belmont. I saw NOTHING! I saw 2 unmarked LEO cars but that was it. No kitties for sale or anything. Just my luck. Seems like there is a lot less out there now. I see more leo than anything else.
Took one for the team today. It was a nice day so I figured I'd go out for a little while and see if there was anything interesting. I saw one. She was " waiting for a bus . I got the hint when she didn't get on the bus when it stopped. I picked her up. Nice looking girl, said her name was Nina ( Nadine ). She has dyed red hair and a nice body. She said $100. It was a little more than I wanted to spend on a SW but I had the extra cash so what the hell. since it was broad daylight I took a big gamble and brought her back to my place. I figured for $100 she would be worth it. She gave a very sub-par CBJ. Then I finally managed to get her to take her pants off. She tried to get away with a $100 CBJ ( our deal was FS with no Greek ). She she lays there and doesn't even want to spread. I want my money's worth but she wouldn't get into another position. So I finished off and wanted to get rid of her but she was looking at my stuff asking if she could have this or have that. She wanted this DVD, she wanted that book. She took 2 of my sodas. She wanted dish soap, etc. She wanted to do her shopping at my place. All I gave her was the soda. Then I tell her I will drop her off wherever she needs. She wants out on Worthington st. So I go that way and then she keeps telling me she wants to stop here, stop there. I told her I was bringing her to Worthington and not making any extra stops. Was not worth the money. So remember the name was Nina/Nadine, dyed red hair, nice body, looks half hispanic/half white. Picked her up at the bus stop by McDs. Stay away! Although if you are insane enough to want to waste your money I have her digits.
[QUOTE=Hopeforluck]Took one for the team today. It was a nice day so I figured I'd go out for a little while and see if there was anything interesting. I saw one. She was " waiting for a bus . I got the hint when she didn't get on the bus when it stopped. I picked her up. Nice looking girl, said her name was Nina ( Nadine ). She has dyed red hair and a nice body. She said $100. It was a little more than I wanted to spend on a SW but I had the extra cash so what the hell. since it was broad daylight I took a big gamble and brought her back to my place. I figured for $100 she would be worth it. She gave a very sub-par CBJ. Then I finally managed to get her to take her pants off. She tried to get away with a $100 CBJ ( our deal was FS with no Greek ). She she lays there and doesn't even want to spread. I want my money's worth but she wouldn't get into another position. So I finished off and wanted to get rid of her but she was looking at my stuff asking if she could have this or have that. She wanted this DVD, she wanted that book. She took 2 of my sodas. She wanted dish soap, etc. She wanted to do her shopping at my place. All I gave her was the soda. Then I tell her I will drop her off wherever she needs. She wants out on Worthington st. So I go that way and then she keeps telling me she wants to stop here, stop there. I told her I was bringing her to Worthington and not making any extra stops. Was not worth the money. So remember the name was Nina/Nadine, dyed red hair, nice body, looks half hispanic/half white. Picked her up at the bus stop by McDs. Stay away! Although if you are insane enough to want to waste your money I have her digits.[/QUOTE]
Just because you pay more for something it dosn't mean its any better. She would have gone with you for 40 or probally less. Then you would have gotten your moneys worth. Plus, just because she looks good means nothing. If she is working the streets you never want her to know where you live. Go read the 22 rules, it will save you anguish and cash.
Still good report, it's allways good to see someone other than Garthy getting some in Springfield.
By the way anyone see a good looking blond out lately, LOL!
Steel Blue
Then she just got out of jail (she avoided it for such a long time). You can PM me a short description of her (or how old you think she was) and I will confirm.
If you got FS from her, consider yourself lucky. She tries to avoid it. Did she give you the "you can't cum in my mouth" line?
You are gutsy to bring any working girl to your place. I'll say that for you. Great report and better luck next time. I am with Steel (not like that!), try to give her a Jackson and $10 tip to go to town at the dollar store with. Oops, I ended a sentence with a preposition! Sorry, Steel!
Is it me, or is it unusually "dry" out there the last 10 days or so? I'm hardly seeing a thing in the usual spots of the South End or Belmont or even Hancock.
Am I just out at the wrong times, or have others noticed that the pickins are very slim lately?
[QUOTE=Gravitas69]Is it me, or is it unusually "dry" out there the last 10 days or so? I'm hardly seeing a thing in the usual spots of the South End or Belmont or even Hancock.
Am I just out at the wrong times, or have others noticed that the pickins are very slim lately?[/QUOTE]
It's been dry out indeed. Likely that is due to something you are not aware of, but the girls may be.
Remember that sting the other week-- you would not want that to be you.
Still, the crack and heroin dealers are out in the open (even during school hours).
In tough economic times, you have to make choices-- girls or drugs?
Usually there is a delay in posting but I am going to try anyway. Stay out of Springfield tonight. State troops are everywhere. Something must be going on. They are hiding in spots and cruising around stopping a lot of people. Tonight might be a good night for a dirty movie and a kleenex.
[QUOTE=Hopeforluck]Usually there is a delay in posting but I am going to try anyway. Stay out of Springfield tonight. State troops are everywhere. Something must be going on. They are hiding in spots and cruising around stopping a lot of people. Tonight might be a good night for a dirty movie and a kleenex.[/QUOTE]Something big must have been, or must be, going on because I took a little ride through the usual districts at 6:20 this morning and there were two state police in the South End with cars stopped. That's a little early for them to be starting their day, so I'm guessing they may have been out there all night.
Once again this morning the streets were bare, except for a 50+ old timer in the South End that I passed on.
I stopped into CS the other day, shortly after opening. Three dancers working, two younger and one older. The younger ones had no interest in dancing on stage for only two customers. Older one was putting on a nice show. I when over and gave her a few bucks and we chatted. I have seen her before, but never went for a LD with her. She has a nice set of bolt-on C's and is about 5'2" with a nice body/ass for her age. She makes me an offer I could not refuse and we go for a LD. As soon as we get comfortable, she tells me to take out the "bad boy" out. I proceed to get one of the best BBBJCIM ever and the second time in CS in three weeks, nice. She then makes me an offer for TO, still trying to get our schedules to align for that. I'm telling you these older ladies (GND, Stacey and M###n) oral skills put young chicks to shame. I guess it is true, practice makes perfect.
J-
Last night I had to drive through Springfield to drop off a friend. There were quite a few SWs out last night and not many LEOs. I saw a blonde named Ashley I couldn't refuse. She gave a great BBBJ. Then we put on a raincoat and did some doggy in the back seat. She is a little bigger but not bad at all. Very nice, tight kitty. She was very pleasant and had a great sense of humor. I will definitely pick her up again if I see her. She also had a wide-eyed look to her. I always thought a girl with wide-open eyes was charming :)
Last night at around 9:15 I took a stroll down main street from the DD to the Mcd's and there were at least 3 SW's walking. At the DD there was an older SW, I have seen her out before but I never picked her up, I pulled into the parking lot and she walked over to my window. Not a bad body, but her face was all deteriorated and her hair was frizzy and frayed, nice big butt on her though and I asked her if I could eat her cat and butt and she wanted $45 and warned me it may not be so clean, she was jumpy too so I passed. About 20 seconds up the road by the mcdonalds there was a cracked out black SW staring down cars and waving down people and was being way to obvious, and there was a younger black girl on the other side of mcdonalds with a backpack and hoodie, I pulled over and she got in. A Jackson got me a handy with a nice smelling lotion and some dirty talk. We talked nasty, anything I wanted to say was fine and she talked dirty back. I shot it in her mouth and she was on her way. Anyone see that SW at DD though? Nice ass.
Hey everyone,
Does anyone have any reviews on this one?
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Thanks,
Dude
She has been reviewed here a few times. I find her to be very peculiar looking. To the point that I called it off. I think she is a transexual. She definitely lives with another transexual.
Those who have been with her say she is a genetic female. I still have my doubts. She is NOT my cup of tea.
Still, if you really want to know, the truth is out there, Mulder. Go to it.
[QUOTE=Garthy]She has been reviewed here a few times. I find her to be very peculiar looking. To the point that I called it off. I think she is a transexual. She definitely lives with another transexual.
Those who have been with her say she is a genetic female. I still have my doubts. She is NOT my cup of tea.
Still, if you really want to know, the truth is out there, Mulder. Go to it. [/QUOTE]Couple of years ago I made her acquaintance. She is real. She lives with a TS (pre-op) and you may also see that he/she also advertises on CL from time-to-time.
In any event, the pics in her ads are really old. I ran in to the happy couple back in January and they have do not seem to have aged so well. Not hideous but their CL photos just don't tell all (surprised? )
As for Jessica, as I said I'd spent time with her on several occasions 2-3 years ago. She is all business. An OK lay but I was a newbe back then and I have found much better talent is available.
I venture across the border once a month or so to play poker at a friend's house.
After cards, 2 of us decided to hit CS. My friend says MG has better looking dancers, but good seats are easier to find at CS on a Friday night. First set of girls we watched while ordering drinks were all 6's (yawn).
Next 2 sets there was someone worth talking about. There is Corinne, a 5'6" hard body with incredible booty popping skills! Long brunette hair, glow in the dark body jewelry in her navel, tongue and eye brow and a great attitude all add up to a big 9!
Now being used to stingier displays of womanhood in CT, I generally don't even bother with strip clubs. But here, there is bare pussy play everywhere! Nice.
Next up was Marie. Shit, I was kinda drunk, but I know the name started with an M. She is a fair skinned hispanic girl with a round angelic face. Beautiful tits and sensuous expressions. She gave 2 marvelous stage performances, including a close up demonstration of how she finger fucks herself. Juicy! Then she begged me to go to the back room for a LD. Marie rates an 8 and I had already decided to give my last .2 to Corinne.
Last in rotation included Sierra. Oh my god. If you are an ass man, and like 'em thin, this girl has the long legs and shapely ass of a coed porn star. She was getting so much attention she didn't even bother to move around the stage. And sadly no performance for the drunken Captain. But from behind an ass pounding, take no prisoners, 10! In front, she has a long nose and sported modest A cups, but would still rate a 9 overall.
Prior to adjourning for the evening, I pulled Corinne to the back room and braced myself for her high energy affection. She buried my face in her chest and brushed her pierced nipples across my lips. She grabbed my crotch, rubbing hard. Then she crouched down, mouthed the zipper and blew hot breath right through the fabric. Unhg. I asked for digits, but respectfully declined. The most entertaining part of the LD was when she backed her pussy and ass up and planted herself on my face. Her perfumed ass cheeks smacked my cheeks while that sweet, tiny snatch tickled my nose and lips. Nothing in the world feels as soft as labia encircling your mouth. I just puckered up and enjoyed the pussy slaps.
A great way to finish the night, don't you think?
Have a great weekend!
Captain Wallie
...There is Corinne, a 5'6" hard body with incredible booty popping skills!
But what exactly are 'booty popping skills'? Can she, like, fart the alphabet? :-)
Can she, like, fart the alphabet?
LOL! Yeah, she can. But you have to press your ear up close to hear, because ladies don't fart out loud. Ooh, baby. Whisper those dirty thoughts in my ear!