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Gents,
I appreciate the kind words. I find music can elevate members anger. I did this song in Jackson with the Chadettes. Christmas in Jail.
1, 2, 1, 2, 3.
Christmas in jail, Christmas in jail.
Had a car full of naked Puerto Ricans.
I can't make my bail, I ain't got no bail.
And I'm spending New Year's Eve in the clink.
Verse.
She was sucking my cock, feeling no pain.
Zoomed my car to 125.
I ran right into, you can guess who.
And she say Its my turn to fuck you.
Verse.
Merry Christmas, happy New Year.
They're fucking down the street.
While everybody's having Christmas pussy.
They bring me bread and water to eat.
Chorus.
Christmas in jail, Christmas in jail.
I wore my hard on out walking the floor.
Got rocks in my bed, I wish I got head.
Ain't going to have Puerto Ricans no more.
Verse.
Merry Christmas, happy New Year.
They're fucking down the street.
While everybody's having Christmas pussy.
They bring me bread and water to eat.
Chorus.
Christmas in jail, Christmas in jail.
I wore my hard on out walking the floor.
Got rocks in my bed, I wish I got head.
Ain't going to have Puerto Ricans no more.
All members.
Ain't going to fuck Puerto Ricans no more.
Ain't going to fuck Puerto Ricans no more.
Clap clap clap clap.
Thank you.
This is Chad.
An elderly couple walk into a casino. The wife tells her husband that she's going to the bathroom. While there, a prostitute approach's the old man. "Looking for a date?" says the prostitute. "I never pay for it" says the old man. Then he mocks her, "I'll tell you what, I'll give you $10." The prostitute walks away. An hour later, the old couple are sitting at a blackjack game, when the prostitute passes by. She sees the two of them together and whispers to the old guy, "Yeah, that's what you get for $10."
Gents,
If you guys are planning to provide gifts to your favorite providers. Gift baskets, candy are acceptable, however, liquor is a good option, just don't be cheap. Here are Cool Chad's suggestions.
Whiskey Red breast.
Whiskey Yamazaki.
Vodka Stoli or Bell.
Vodka Kremlin hard to find.
Rum Mount Gay.
Tequila Herradura reserve.
Tequila Cincoro.
Gin Hendricks.
Bourbon Basil Hayden.
Rye Basil Hayden.
Wine Mouton.
Wine Riesling.
Beer Small kegs Tennents.
This is the weekend to drop gift off. Glad to help. PM your questions.
Chad.
One of my favorite artist from the 60's was Roy. Only the lonely, Sweet dreams baby, Uptown, Pretty women and more. Probably one of the prettiest songs of Christmas was pretty paper. Roy's manager asked him to come in the studio and sing. Roy said he has the flu. His manager convinced him to come in. Roy said one take only.
Inspiration.
Roy was inspired in 1963 after seeing a man named Frankie selling pencils and wrapping paper outside Leonard's Department Store. Frankie had spinal meningitis as a child, which left him disabled below the neck. Frankie never took a penny or wanted any type of assistance or hand outs.
Chorus:
The pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue.
Roy:
Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue.
Wrap your presents to your darling from you.
Pretty pencils to write "I love you".
Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue.
Crowded street, busy feet hustle by him.
Downtown shoppers, Christmas is nigh.
There he sits all alone on the sidewalk.
Hoping that you won't pass him by.
Should you stop, better not, much too busy.
You're in a hurry, my how time does fly.
In the distance the ringing of laughter.
And in the midst of the laughter he cries.
Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue.
Wrap your presents to your darling from you.
Pretty pencils to write "I love you".
Pretty paper, pretty ribbons of blue.
Merry Christmas Gents.
Chad.
[QUOTE=RetiredbbcMonger860;7140690]Chad you can't PM me I have my settings set to contacts only. I did this intentionally.
I'm not traveling to Queens, NY "which is were Flushing is located" to see You-Me. If or when You-Me does comes to CT I'll reach out.
Happy holidays.[/QUOTE]"which is where Flushing is located".
Yea so Retired, I'm aware, I usually post first then PM, received your message blocking PM's. Also understand driving to Flushing has its challenges and not for everyone. Given that, we have an abundance of Asian's at our disposal in the greater Hartford area.
Moving right along, I can suggest a sleeper, UTR provider. Better than YoYo, better BJ, better fucking, better appearance, younger best of all bare, total nudity plus enjoys MSOG. What's not to like? I have to chuckle, so will you. She worked with YoYo and Ume at the other spa. Fuck her at will, could be you. When ready, let me know. Anyways, good luck.
Happy New Year.
Chad.
[QUOTE=RetiredbbcMonger860;7140690]Chad you can't PM me I have my settings set to contacts only. I did this intentionally.
I'm not traveling to Queens, NY "which is were Flushing is located" to see You-Me. If or when You-Me does comes to CT I'll reach out.
Happy holidays.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ChadZ1212;7141963]Yea so Retired, I'm aware, I usually post first then PM, received your message blocking PM's. Also understand driving to Flushing has its challenges and not for everyone. Given that, we have an abundance of Asian's at our disposal in the greater Hartford area.
Moving right along, I can suggest a sleeper, UTR provider. Better than YoYo, better BJ, better fucking, better appearance, younger best of all bare, total nudity plus enjoys MSOG. What's not to like? I have to chuckle, so will you. She worked with YoYo and Ume at the other spa. Fuck her at will, could be you. When ready, let me know. Anyways, good luck.
Happy New Year.
Chad.[/QUOTE]Yea, so chadzee. If you ever decide to come up from your mom's basement and actually lose your virginity. Let me know. I will let you use my VIP card at the special New Haven invitation only fuck club. They are always rotating girls from a variety of exotic countries. It's like having your own United Nations fuck buffet! I just sent you pm with the secret name I picked just for you to use. That way when your mom shows up looking for Chad. No one can say anything. Just helping you get your fantasy fuck. Enjoy O.
[QUOTE=OfficeHo;7142554]Yea, so chadzee. If you ever decide to come up from your mom's basement and actually lose your virginity. Let me know. I will let you use my VIP card at the special New Haven invitation only fuck club. They are always rotating girls from a variety of exotic countries. It's like having your own United Nations fuck buffet! I just sent you pm with the secret name I picked just for you to use. That way when your mom shows up looking for Chad. No one can say anything. Just helping you get your fantasy fuck. Enjoy O.[/QUOTE]Ooooohhhhh! Boy oh boy!
[QUOTE=BeerMan68;7144025]Ooooohhhhh! Boy oh boy![/QUOTE]Why leave the basement when he's got a jumbo roll of paper towels and a Stephen King size porn imagination.
Yea so gents.
I'm getting many PM's regarding New year's eves, members asking to join us, unfortunately, I will not be extending invites. My guest is actually Korean and lives in China. Recently arriving state side, we met while on business in China decades ago. She requested time alone which I will honor.
I have to chuckle, so will you gents. With the time difference she was yelling at me this morning in Korean. She wanted to sleep while I wanted to fuck her. I can't stop laughing.
Happy New Year Gents.
Chad.
Live From the USAWWSG auditorium, holding over 10 million members.
This is the fourth annual USAWWSG / Cool Chad Top 5 awards for 2024.
The place is jammed packed. The women are simply beautiful.
Special appearances by: The Chadetts, Chad's dancers, Chad's orchestra, Chad's Band, Chad's singers and more.
I'm your host Horn E. Mann along side my beautiful hostess Juicy Lucy.
The place is rock'in tonight. Can't wait for Chad to announce the top 5 best pussy.
2024 has been a great year. New arrivals, expansion of AA's, PR's, Euro and Indians. Pictures, filming and more.
Now our feature presentation:
I like to introduce the number 1 most recognized member on the USAWWSG site: Chad.
Thank you Horn E, Juicy, you look absolutely stunning as always.
I'm pleased to announce the top 5 providers in Ct. All winners were selected by me, fucked bare by me and enjoyed MSOG and CIP by me.
Let's start off with Number 5 on our list:
5, she's a new cummer, tall, beautiful AA. Worth the trip anywhere in Connecticut. Ms. Jada.
4, she's established, well known tall AA, wild in bed, cums hard. Big firm tits, Ms. Vicky.
3, can we make it 3 in a row? She's AA, tall, thin, well balanced athletic body. Works hard to give the best BBJ's Ms. Nataly.
2, first time ever, first Indian located in West Hartford to make the top 5, just started advertising thanks to yours truly. Nice overall performance in a tranquil setting. Ms. Divya.
1, can't say enough about our winner. Hot ass Asian, great legs, great ass, Absolutely adorable. Well deserved number 1 USAWWSG winner goes to Ms. Lisa, Clap clap clap clap. Standing ovation.
Horn E: outstanding Chad. We are not done yet. You have parting gifts for the members, can you tell us about that? Of course Horn E. All members will receive a bottle of Red Breast 27 year old whiskey along will a signed poster of me.
This has been a Cool Chad production. See you guys next year. Keep fucking.
This is Chad.
A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, him in the upper bunk and her in the lower.
At 1:00 am, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married. "
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket. "
After a moment of silence, he farted.
[QUOTE=MaxThrust;7148455]A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, him in the upper bunk and her in the lower.
At 1:00 am, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married. "
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket. "
After a moment of silence, he farted.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the laugh, Max. That was good.
Happy New Year to the brotherhood.
[QUOTE=MaxThrust;7148455]A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, him in the upper bunk and her in the lower.
At 1:00 am, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married. "
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket. "
After a moment of silence, he farted.[/QUOTE]
Reflecting on 2024.
Yea so gents, 2024 was a good year for sex in Connecticut, especially Hartford area, to tell you guys the truth, I'm exhausted. I spoke with many trusted members and we all agree it was a banner year. The variety is endless with new AA's, PR's, Indians and Europeans are overwhelming.
My most memorable post was about new AA's arriving in Connecticut and sure enough it happened. Makes members think how I know everything. LOL.
Hartford has a nice variety of private AA's. New Haven is in second place. Fairfield is congested with AA's for members pleasure. All tall, thin, beautiful, educated ladies. I treat myself to one per week if applicable. Hope you guys are doing the same. As your leader, I work hard for all members.
Happy New Year Gents.
Chad.
Another good laugh.
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Gents,
I had a very interesting conversation with a well known provider outside the Hartford area. We always have one joker that thinks he can out smart the provider.
Anyways, With that said, providers are not stupid, they are smart ladies and know what some jokers are up to. Remember they are video taping you as well. Now, this incident happened at one of the Fairfield establishments. Well, this joker, I can safely say he's not CCC, Cool Chad Certified, maybe he thinks he's Clark Kent. Doesn't matter how I know this, or what he looks like, heard all about it. I can say, he's a stooge.
The joker was wearing new Clark Kent glasses that allows taping while asking the provider for sex. She obviously knew what he was up to and kicked him out. That's a good thing, otherwise we would be reading about him in the newspapers, then panic erupts.
Ok now, I realize you guys are asking yourselves, how would Cool Chad handle taping, simple. First of all, No glasses. When she walks you into the room, bring her close to you, left hand on her right ass chick, stroking her back up and down with your right hand, adding Gentle kisses. You do this to scope out the room. Give her table fee.
Listen up, this is important. When she leaves position your Smart phone or Spy Pen for taping. At the end, turn them off before presenting tips. No greens exchanged, no harm. Always willing to help with new ideas.
Chad.
[QUOTE=ChadZ1212;7161447]Gents,
I had a very interesting conversation with a well known provider outside the Hartford area. We always have one joker that thinks he can out smart the provider.
Anyways, With that said, providers are not stupid, they are smart ladies and know what some jokers are up to. Remember they are video taping you as well. Now, this incident happened at one of the Fairfield establishments. Well, this joker, I can safely say he's not CCC, Cool Chad Certified, maybe he thinks he's Clark Kent. Doesn't matter how I know this, or what he looks like, heard all about it. I can say, he's a stooge.
The joker was wearing new Clark Kent glasses that allows taping while asking the provider for sex. She obviously knew what he was up to and kicked him out. That's a good thing, otherwise we would be reading about him in the newspapers, then panic erupts.
Ok now, I realize you guys are asking yourselves, how would Cool Chad handle taping, simple. First of all, No glasses. When she walks you into the room, bring her close to you, left hand on her right ass chick, stroking her back up and down with your right hand, adding Gentle kisses. You do this to scope out the room. Give her table fee.
Listen up, this is important. When she leaves position your Smart phone or Spy Pen for taping. At the end, turn them off before presenting tips. No greens exchanged, no harm. Always willing to help with new ideas.
Chad.[/QUOTE]Some of my NYC providers allow filming for an additional fee.
Has anyone tried Eroxon?
I have not, I don't use male enhancements, don't need them.
I receive many PM's from members requesting information and direction from me about male enhancements. I suggest members speak to doctors about options, not my area of expertise to comment.
I can't stop laughing, one of my associates over did it with Blue and or Yellow and had troubles. He ended up having his erection for 11 hours, he called his doctor and it was suggested to enter the hospital. The hospital placed him in a cold water tub, LOL. My suggestion was to fuck his wife or neighbors wives. He said, they don't like him and would refuse sex from him. Finally I said, try parlors, anything. I can't stop laughing. Anyways, contact your doctor. Good luck.
Chad.
[QUOTE=GordonFreeman;7167501]Has anyone tried Eroxon?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ChadZ1212;7168697]I have not, I don't use male enhancements, don't need them.
Chad.[/QUOTE]All you need are more hotpockets down in mom's basement.
Far be it from me to make suggestions to members like yourself and others. Maybe you guys can get new material? Or better yet, talk about your encounters, I bet lots to talk about. The basement comments has been over used and been around for years. As your leader, let me know if you need help with new material. Glad to help.
Chad, still the number one member reviewed on the ignore list.
[QUOTE=Thoren2002;7168904]All you need are more hotpockets down in mom's basement.[/QUOTE]
Gents,
SEX Network News (Sexnn) Lies from SexNN about your leader Cool Chad.
Update on my confirmation hearing. You guys all heard I was accused of womanizing from SexNN and the panel in DC yesterday.
No need to worry gents, I handled myself well and represented the USAWWSG with professionalism and distinction.
Chairperson asked me: Mr. Chad, you are known as a womanizer. If confirmed to the position, would you stop having sex with women and be a womanizer.
My response; Sir, with all due respect, you are hearing comments from individuals who dislike having sex with women and involved in a different type of lifestyle. In addition, they are out to ruin my impeccable reputation.
Too be clear, absolutely not. I will not stop having sex with women. No one will stop me from having sex with women, no one. I hope I'm clear sir.
I like to make one more statement: To tell you the truth, After I'm unanimously confirmed this evening, the first thing I will do, I will have sex with Kristi, second, I will invite all the Asian reporters to my office and have sex with them. Third, I will invite all the AA's and Puerto Rican news reports to my office and have sex with them. Lastly, all will have orgasm's, I guarantee it.
Mr. Chad, you have my vote.
What you guys are hearing in the background are female reports asking for a turn fucking with me. Well, I got to get to work.
This is Chad.
Whack-a-noodle strikes again.
Whack-a-noodle strikes again.
Yea so Kimb, no hard feelings, but I have to let you go. I took you under my wing and got you a beautiful classy AA from New Haven as you requested.
My suggestion is to put me on your ignore list. Less is more when it comes to trusted members. Cool Chad trusted members want sex, know how to get sex and are highly skilled in the art of sex. In addition, they are not afraid to explore new opportunities and fuck for free. Anyways, glad I could help. Good luck.
Chad.
Gents.
It's actually Whack a Doodle, Meaning: Whack a Doodle describes someone or something generally in an amusing way and with a mildly dismissive tone.
Whack a Noodle interpreted as Ramen Noodles or how long to cook noodles.
Just to be clear, we don't sell food on this site. This is a Sex site, a very good Sex site.
Always glad to help.
This is Chad Supreme leader.
Does anyone have a working anonymous method to browse Skip the Games? I can't get on with my VPN, and I don't want my ISP to have logs of these sites anymore, been inactive for over a year on sites such as this, STG and Seeking and would like to keep it appearing that way to big brother.
This farmer and his wife were sitting in their front porch when a ufo landed in the front yard. A male and female alien came out to greet them, saying" hello earthlings we are doing an intergalactic study and would like to have sex with you. Wife looked at the husband, husband looked at the wife, husband said" well I'm down if you are" wife said" OK I'm down!" So the male alien led the wife to one room, and the female alien led the husband to another room.
Once alone with the wife the male alien pulled out his penis, and the wife exclaimed" oh no it's too short!" The male alien twisted his right ear and the penis grew longer. " it's still too skinny" said the wife so the male alien twisted his other ear and it grew wider until it was the perfect size for the wife and they fuck ed all night long.
The next day the ufo flew away and the husband and wife were again sitting on their porch " how was yours? Mine was amazing!" Said the wife. The husband grumbled and said.
"Damn alien kept twisting on my ears all night!
[QUOTE=ChadZ1212;7180689]Yea so Kimb, no hard feelings, but I have to let you go. I took you under my wing and got you a beautiful classy AA from New Haven as you requested.
My suggestion is to put me on your ignore list. Less is more when it comes to trusted members. Cool Chad trusted members want sex, know how to get sex and are highly skilled in the art of sex. In addition, they are not afraid to explore new opportunities and fuck for free. Anyways, glad I could help. Good luck.
Chad.[/QUOTE]What are you talking about. You say something about 11th or something? There was 1 AA (Kim) you sent over (already had but confirmed) and we met. There was a super over prices NYC option that was obviously passed on. You got more, send them over.
Love your1st Tier Captain.
I have to chuckle, so will you guys. I stopped in very high end department store. Employee was a hot ass Puerto Rican. Started talking, hit it off with her. She ended up spending the night. So easy and so much fun.
Chad.
[QUOTE=Kwagmire;7182885]Does anyone have a working anonymous method to browse Skip the Games? I can't get on with my VPN, and I don't want my ISP to have logs of these sites anymore, been inactive for over a year on sites such as this, STG and Seeking and would like to keep it appearing that way to big brother.[/QUOTE]I use the Tor browser.
[QUOTE=CravenMorehed;7183666]I use the Tor browser.[/QUOTE]I just use incognito mode, although I know that only provides but so much privacy. How do you get started using Tor? And can it be used on your phone? Thanks.
[QUOTE=ChadZ1212;7183636]I have to chuckle, so will you guys. I stopped in very high end department store. Employee was a hot ass Puerto Rican. Started talking, hit it off with her. She ended up spending the night. So easy and so much fun.
Chad.[/QUOTE]You're right. This made me chuckle.
[QUOTE=LeoDaddy85;7184361]I just use incognito mode, although I know that only provides but so much privacy. How do you get started using Tor? And can it be used on your phone? Thanks.[/QUOTE]I started using the Tor browser when my ISP started blocking this site.
[URL]https://www.torproject.org/download/[/URL]
Who wants a happy ending?
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Gents,
I realize members are reading my post on the New Haven board regarding enjoying AA's ONLY during the month of February. I want to be sure I address the Hartford board as well and provide guidance as needed. With that said, I would like to give members my schedule as I have another AA arriving this evening and she and I will be out of pocket until Monday.
So far, I have enjoyed 2 New AA's with my third cumming in from Greenwich later today.
Now this AA is darker than the Caribbean AA's I recently fucked. Her day job is Exec Assistant, high end financial company in NYC.
Now, I simply dig the darker AA's more so than the Caribbean AA's, don't get me wrong, I still fuck the Caribbeans AA's hard. I'm sure you're asking yourselves, why Chad? Simple, I love the passion they provide, plus the color contrast is unreal. BWC sliding in and out of her tight dark pink outlined pussy, yummy, I can't wait.
Lastly, if Robert and I met again in that high end steak house in NYC with my new AA, he would probably say something like:
That's a fine lady Chad.
Can you guys hear him saying that? Like in his movies. He and I are experts with hot AA ladies.
Enjoy the game, enjoy the weekend, good fucking with your AA's.
Leaving you with one more expert, here's David:
TVC15.
But first Rebel Rebel.
This is Chad.
[QUOTE=Kwagmire;7182885]Does anyone have a working anonymous method to browse Skip the Games? I can't get on with my VPN, and I don't want my ISP to have logs of these sites anymore, been inactive for over a year on sites such as this, STG and Seeking and would like to keep it appearing that way to big brother.[/QUOTE]DuckDuckgo.
[URL]https://duckduckgo.com/privacy[/URL]
[QUOTE=MaxThrust;7188845]DuckDuckgo.
[URL]https://duckduckgo.com/privacy[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm a big fan of Duck Duck Go, both the search engine and browser, but they only correctly state that the DDG browser isn't tracking you. Your ISP (and the gov't) has the ability to track connection requests, DNS lookups, etc. Before a secure session between two sites is established.