Deese girls be crazy. And St Louis sucks.
Jesus H.
Was really in the mood and just wanted to find someone quick this morning (not tomorrow, not 2 days from now, not 1130 pm later tonight) so I had to hit the pages of SkipTheGames (yeah, I know, I know.). I dunno, I was just hoping that somehow I'd get lucky. Tried to set something up with this lady April Rayne:
[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/st-louis/female-escorts/caucasian_w/100-real-discreet-and-availabl/352687481516[/URL]
And she immediately gets weirded out. Like within the first couple responses. Says I have to send her a pic doing a specific thing. Sure what the hell, sent her what she asked for. Nope. No change. Guess she figures most cops are bearded and plotting vice stings from their bathroom while shirtless.
So what was she jumpy about? Because in my original text asking if she was available I mentioned I haven't seen her before. Ya know, because I haven't seen her before. Like it's literally one of the top 3 questions I get asked by providers I haven't seen before.
But the good news is she totally cured me of being horny. Now I'm just annoyed that I live in this buttcrack of the bible belt where this is the only kind of option available on short notice.
How could he be so stupid!
Cash is King! Clowns!
[QUOTE=Jeffc574;6473160]A week or so ago there was a posting about how the MH Apartment AMP got nabbed. It reminded me of this story from a friend in the pizza business. If you haven't noticed, many AMPs are next to or near pizza places.
Pizza Manager.
February, 2017.
Lady comes in looking for her husband cause his car is parked out front. I half lie and tell her I don't know where he is, but the car has been out there about a half hour. She is now in Nancy Drew mode, waiting in the front of the store to see where her husband comes from. Nothing good comes of this, details to follow.
Husband is next door getting a "massage". Wife followed him from work because every other Tuesday he has a weird 90 dollar charge on the credit card. She thought it was a motel, but he parked in front of Domino's so then she was going to bust him for buying his friends pizza. No ma'am. Your husband is not spending 90 on pizza every two weeks.
He came out a little bit ago. Follow up when I have time. I noticed a smudge on my window, so I went outside to clean it while everything went down. Need to finish prep then I will give everyone the conclusion.
So to conclude my story of the lady waiting to bust her husband at the massage parlor, she goes back out to her car and is watching his car like a hawk. He comes out the massage parlor with his arm around the Asian lady. He looks like he feels like a million bucks, until he sees his angry wife swooping in. He immediately practically throws the Asian woman to the side and enters what I like to call "dumb dude stance" (hands up, legs shoulder length apart, shoulders shrugged in that "it's not what it totally looks like thing" Nancy Drew turns into Alex Cabot and starts reading the husband his rights. The Asian lady takes off back into the store. Wife ends up yelling about price and how much the massages are. The husband can't come up with an excuse, so the wife opens the door to the massage parlor and starts demanding prices. The lady at the desk has no idea what to say or do, and is muttering in Chinese. Eventually she throws a pamphlet at the lady because a screaming wife is bad for the boner business. The wife comes out yelling about how none of the services are more than 40 bucks and the husband says the dumbest thing I've ever heard, "Well ya got to give them a good tip. ".
Wife goes ballistic and then the pieces start coming together for her as to why a person would tip so much. She was not happy by this realization. Knowing the jig was up, he started with the I love yous, and telling her how stressful it is at work. He went so far as to say the massage lady forced herself onto him. Wife tells massage people she is going to call the business bureau on them. They start trying to hand her gift cards she has no interest in. She throws one at the husband and gets in her car talking about how her mother was right about him, and he will be hearing from her lawyer. Moral of the story is always pay in cash kids. Always.
Follow up.
They got a divorce. She still orders pizza. He moved to a cheaper place in the city and hasn't been seen since. The lesson still stands kids. Always pay cash.[/QUOTE]
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For all the OG's that used Backpage in the past
Anyone remember Tiffany (used to go by Emily) up north off 270? Well she got sentenced to 23 years yesterday for assaulting police officers, ramming into police cars, fleeing the scene of a crime, and 75 fent pills.
[URL]https://www.kmov.com/2023/07/20/north-county-woman-sentenced-assaulting-officer-hitting-police-cars/[/URL]
Move this to the "Stupid Shit." section
[QUOTE=SkeeWurt;6593036]Alot of women and men are turned off by.
The gun worship shit in this country.[/QUOTE]For you to suggest someone worships guns bc they are attending a gun show, is preposterous. You sound vaxxed. 🖕127995;.
Turn off burner phones Oct 4.
FEMA is going to test an emergency alert Oct 4. If you have a hidden phone be sure to turn it off. It being on silent will not work apparently.