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A selfie sitting on the shitter!
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We haven't called out an ironically funny BP ad in a while. Notice how, by her own textual evidence, she keeps him waiting at least 11 minutes after he arrives. He almost drove away. I'm not saying she's a time waster but. . .[/QUOTE][URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/strawberry-let-me-come-and-please-you/53513057[/URL]
I always laugh to myself when I see the first picture in this ad. Reminds me of My Favorite Martian.
[QUOTE=TBobber;3628713]A selfie sitting on the shitter!
[URL]https://alligator.com.columbus.escortbabylon.com/post/24811669/[/URL][/QUOTE]This is a "thing" with chicks now. It's dumb.
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All of those site are bullshit, by putting a link here you help them get wider distribution which helps them get more readership which makes them more effective at extorting people, which is why I removed it.
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[QUOTE=UsedToBeDoctor;3612908]Good afternoon all,
Another disappointment, another with pictures one way and when I pick them up! They are just a shadow of their former self. Stinky dirty fingernails dirty when they get in my car and close the door I can immediately smell them geesh take a shower and put on clean clothes will ya?
I will not disclose this one out of some mutual respect, for her and our wonderful hobby! I contacted her off of Seeking Arrangements. A couple emails and phone calls back and forth! She wanted me to pick her up then back to my place for a more in depth measurement of our feelings. I get to her place decent enough for a single mom with kids to play, I get it. She has me wait and she comes out and gets in. Yuk yuk yuk. I take one look at her after she shuts the door tell her I've got long term sobriety and I won't bring a druggie back to my place and "I'm going to sit this one out." Never again!
Is it because we as hobbyist tolerate this?? Turn them out of your car and tell them to clean it up. Geesch!
Usedtobedr.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.seekingarrangement.com/member/4628187c-21f3-428e-bec7-429f8d9826c5[/URL]
[QUOTE=UsedToBeDoctor;3634526][URL]https://www.seekingarrangement.com/member/4628187c-21f3-428e-bec7-429f8d9826c5[/URL][/QUOTE]She sent me a picture of herself in what appeared to be a run down home. That was enough for me to cease contact. Glad I made the right call!
So since BP is dead as we knew it, what are some other sites to visit for decent reasonable action?
[QUOTE=MidwestDude;3641279]So since BP is dead as we knew it, what are some other sites to visit for decent reasonable action?[/QUOTE]I have a hunch most of the good action has gone underground. Information about regulars is being exchanged through informal channels. I've almost quit using BP altogether. Trusted referrals are superior to misleading on-line advertising which often leads to sub-optimal sessions and deceptive practices. Going UTR, the quality and consistency of my experiences has improved dramatically.
Once in a while. Should ask her if you can bring tampons. LOL.
[QUOTE=MidwestDude;3628870]This is a "thing" with chicks now. It's dumb.[/QUOTE]
Any has find soneone recently with a pissy worth more than $$ I ate some vanilla sky pussy last night from new provider and it gave me ENERGY.
Any has find soneone recently with a pussy worth more than $$ I ate some vanilla sky pussy last night from new provider and it gave me ENERGY.
[QUOTE=Wedge1174;3699028]Yes there are those out there with a complete daddy fetish which are fun but we are talking normal 18-25 year old females. I'm not going to put the secret of my success out here but if you take your time, don't be a creep, and use the experience you have gained over your lifetime and you can be quite successful. I don't hit on everything, I get a some who view me once on my story and drop me but I have a whole bunch of others that don't. I follow the rule of "In a world full of Kaneyes, be a Frank. " Plus I sleep better at night since a former sugar baby who I had a relationship with outside of the sugar world explained it to me as "I get raped for cash. " Changed my whole perspective.[/QUOTE]I find her attitude contemptible. Unfortunately it seems to be a societal attitude. Sometimes I regret how much money I have spent in this hobby. I get robbed for sex. Poor me. Those sugar babies should feel bad for what they do to me. I would be so much better off if it weren't for them. Of course I don't actually view it that way. I understand that I made a choice to spend money for sex just like she made a choice to have sex for money. Society / feminism / (male protective instinct?) doesn't want women to accept agency for almost anything so they can take the victim role and its benefits. The way they try to rationalize and defend this reminds me of religious apologists.
Gentleman,
I have someone who I've seen for approx 2. 5 years. She was heavily into pills and other hard drugs, rehabbed and slipped back into some type of hard drugs recently. Every time she comes over she goes into the bathroom and does something while running the water. I've found pink crushed up substance on the bathroom counter recently where she used the bottom of the mouthwash bottle to crush it. I have a question about the residue in the picture I have attached as she brought a 31 yr old friend over tonight that's had solicitation arrests before in linden area and multiple paraphernalia arrests. Let me know if anyone knows the residue in the attached picture? It sounded like something was being smoked in the bathroom that left this residue, possibly crack? (This is JoeWeiners new profile by the way. I deleted my last profile due to a a crazy b $&ch.) Thanks!
[QUOTE=ColsBigD;3705855]Gentleman,
I have someone who I've seen for approx 2. 5 years. She was heavily into pills and other hard drugs, rehabbed and slipped back into some type of hard drugs recently. Every time she comes over she goes into the bathroom and does something while running the water. I've found pink crushed up substance on the bathroom counter recently where she used the bottom of the mouthwash bottle to crush it. I have a question about the residue in the picture I have attached as she brought a 31 yr old friend over tonight that's had solicitation arrests before in linden area and multiple paraphernalia arrests. Let me know if anyone knows the residue in the attached picture? It sounded like something was being smoked in the bathroom that left this residue, possibly crack? (This is JoeWeiners new profile by the way. I deleted my last profile due to a a crazy b $&ch.) Thanks![/QUOTE]Not certain but they make a pink 10 mg opiate pain killer. If one thing deters me from an overnight it's a dead or OD hooked in my bathroom. Maybe talk to her and let her do her dope safely? I mean idk.
[QUOTE=Seascape;3706321]Not certain but they make a pink 10 mg opiate pain killer. If one thing deters me from an overnight it's a dead or OD hooked in my bathroom. Maybe talk to her and let her do her dope safely? I mean idk.[/QUOTE]You're right that I should be mostly concerned about an OD in my bathroom and having to explain WTH happened. I think the pink crushed substance I found a few weeks ago was oxy or definitely some type of pain pill. She brought a new 31 yr old over for me (a little older than I like but I was promised this one liked it dirty, LOL) and I looked the 31 yr olds name up and she's had 5-7 solicitation / paraphernalia arrests going back 6 years and 1 arrest for crack possession. I think that brownish liquid substance on my toilet might have been crack / meth as my bathroom kind of smelled like window cleaner afterwards. I'm not going to name any names yet as I'm still having fun with this one (I've had 3 3 somes in the last week) but it's sad to see her going down the rabbit hole very very quickly.
[QUOTE=ColsBigD;3706732]You're right that I should be mostly concerned about an OD in my bathroom and having to explain WTH happened. I think the pink crushed substance I found a few weeks ago was oxy or definitely some type of pain pill. She brought a new 31 yr old over for me (a little older than I like but I was promised this one liked it dirty, LOL) and I looked the 31 yr olds name up and she's had 5-7 solicitation / paraphernalia arrests going back 6 years and 1 arrest for crack possession. I think that brownish liquid substance on my toilet might have been crack / meth as my bathroom kind of smelled like window cleaner afterwards. I'm not going to name any names yet as I'm still having fun with this one (I've had 3 3 somes in the last week) but it's sad to see her going down the rabbit hole very very quickly.[/QUOTE]For ANY gentleman who engages in this P4 P, I recommend keeping Narcan / Naloxone on hand. With the opioid crisis and the fetanyl epidemic, you can't be too careful.
[QUOTE=ColsBigD;3705855]Gentleman,
I have someone who I've seen for approx 2. 5 years. She was heavily into pills and other hard drugs, rehabbed and slipped back into some type of hard drugs recently. Every time she comes over she goes into the bathroom and does something while running the water. I've found pink crushed up substance on the bathroom counter recently where she used the bottom of the mouthwash bottle to crush it. I have a question about the residue in the picture I have attached as she brought a 31 yr old friend over tonight that's had solicitation arrests before in linden area and multiple paraphernalia arrests. Let me know if anyone knows the residue in the attached picture? It sounded like something was being smoked in the bathroom that left this residue, possibly crack? (This is JoeWeiners new profile by the way. I deleted my last profile due to a a crazy b $&ch.) Thanks![/QUOTE]Just from the picture, it looks like a red / pink tinged liquid. That would make me think injectable and they were blowing air out but shot a little liquid as well.
[QUOTE=TBobber;3707773]Just from the picture, it looks like a red / pink tinged liquid. That would make me think injectable and they were blowing air out but shot a little liquid as well.[/QUOTE]Now that you mention it I think I did hear them blowing pretty loudly as I tried to get up close to the door. They were running the shower water for 3 minutes or so as a cover. The 31 yr old (with solicitation and crack arrests) could've been injecting something. It could've been reddish too, looked kind of light tan to me.
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[QUOTE=FolkArt;3708235]Warning. Click at your own risk.
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A number of guys have asked me how to find UTR's. There is no manual, so it's mostly common sense and a bit of inside intel. The key is just to ask. If you see one girl, ask her if she has a friend. If you know she patronizes a house on the West side, ask her if she knows other girls who frequent the same house. Since they tend to covet their customers, I might remind them that I am not exclusive, but I'll pay them a referral service fee if they bring in a new cutie for me. Second, some UTR's are also former posters. I've had a UTR now for a number of years. She posted once or twice a long time ago. Since she's a longer posting, I consider her a UTR. There are a substantial number of girls who have accumulated enough reliable clientele, that they do not need to post anymore. Sometimes a former escort will consider returning but she doesnt want high volume or high visibility, so she may be open to your advances to meet up because she still needs the money. The third approach is to ask a girl if she will do a double. If she says yes, then you can directly test out another girl to see whether she is an attractive, quality performer, etc. Since the cost of a typical double is less than two times the cost of a solo, this approach is a fairly good investment, especially if you like doubles. Just be tactful; the original girl is not going to want the new girl to steal you away. The fourth method is Facebook and other social media. Many people have commented on the massive number of friends some of these girls have. While you have to be careful not to be a stalker, it is possible to find girls indirectly online. Whichever approach you opt for, please dont be creepy.
Guys are welcome to add info.
I found a mildly entertaining account that posts nothing but mugshots of girls & what they're being charged with. [blue][Police Mugshots deleted by Admin][/blue]
[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was edited to [u]remove the mugshots of persons who were arrested[/u] from the report.
Posting the mugshots of people who have been arrested is [u]somewhat heartless[/u] and really just helping the police in their efforts to embarrass these people.
Since this website is all about assisting people in obtaining commercial sex services, we don't want to add to the problems of the unfortunate people who have been arrested by publishing their names and/or photographs.
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Where do you guys go? And what does it cost?
Obviously anonymity is more important than price.
Feel free to PM. Thanks.
[QUOTE=CMHGuy001;3731763]Where do you guys go? And what does it cost?
Obviously anonymity is more important than price.
Feel free to PM. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Just go to your PCP. They don't care how you got it, but they will treat you fast if you test positive for anything.
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"Collage" girl.
[QUOTE=CMHGuy001;3731763]Where do you guys go? And what does it cost?
Obviously anonymity is more important than price.
Feel free to PM. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I go to Out of the Closet on High St. That place really isn't my thing if you know what I mean but they are super discrete, it's free, and I get all my results but one in less than 30 minutes. The location is convenient for me too.
I was doing my taxes and couldn't help but think about this. Damn it would be nice to claim my two regulars as dependents. It really would be closer to how the real world works.
It's the fact and make sense!
[QUOTE=TravelerTwo;3752614]I was doing my taxes and couldn't help but think about this. Damn it would be nice to claim my two regulars as dependents. It really would be closer to how the real world works.[/QUOTE]
Possible 1st timer here, if anyone would be willing to give me some tips / what to say / do when contacting someone that would be appreciated. PM or post is fine.
[QUOTE=BobDole614;3754138]Possible 1st timer here, if anyone would be willing to give me some tips / what to say / do when contacting someone that would be appreciated. PM or post is fine.[/QUOTE]There's lots posted on line. Google is your friend.
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The link doesn’t work, but you get the point.
I usually start with the greating of the day. I like text over talking.
My name is? I noticed your add or blue (if someone gave you a referal).
You look very sexy, pretty, beautiful (your words). I would love to hang out soon. I hope you are having a great day or night. Text me when you get a chance.
When she returns your text then you can find out when she is available. If you don't already know the donation then you can ask.
At this point (I'm frugal) I say gee I'm sorry that is out of my price range. If it is out of your range. 9 times out of 10 they will text back " how much you working with baby"?
This is where you give her your price. Many mongers will knock me but I usually stay in the 60 to 80 range. This is your choice. I never do quick visits. I usually want 45 to an hour visit. Most time I get 60 to 90 minutes.
When you come to an agreement, treat her like a lady not a ***** I know some will knock me here. I usually ask when I'm close (text) would you like a soda or coffee. Don't get sucked in an get her too much (they will take advantage.
Make sure your showered, shaven and brush your teeth or mouthwash and or gum. If smoking is a problem politely request she not smoke prior to your arrival. I smoke so it isn't a problem.
When I arrive I offer them a smoke to relax and get to know each other for a few. Never pay upfront. Kind of let her take the lead. Never talk about sex acts while texting or talking on the phone. Let her get naked first or at least partially before you.
Do what you came to do get dressed, pay and out the door you go. If she took good care of me maybe a small tip. After I leave if I even think I may want to visit again, send a text.
I usually say " I wanted to say thank you for spending time with me today. You are so sexy. I usually give them a positive. You hair is so sexy. I really liked your outfit. I would love to hang out again. If she is really good, I say " I would love to make you a regular". That's it now you have your first conquest down and a possible regular. After you build a little trust, I say do you have any friends that play. Setting up for a duo or a single with her friend (s). I offer them a 20.00 for a referal or maybe some take out dinner.
If she is really good I may take them for dinner or lunch after. Start cheap (Mcdonalds) and move up with your places. Don't fall in love, treat her nice and you get special pricing and extra sexual menu items.
Let me know if you have any other questions.
[QUOTE=BobDole614;3754138]Possible 1st timer here, if anyone would be willing to give me some tips / what to say / do when contacting someone that would be appreciated. PM or post is fine.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BobDole614;3754138]Possible 1st timer here, if anyone would be willing to give me some tips / what to say / do when contacting someone that would be appreciated. PM or post is fine.[/QUOTE]Check post 16686 in the cbus backpage section here. Also, find a sure thing, pick a well reviewed girl with VERY few if any bad reviews.
P.S. Wear a cover, some of the most and best reviewed girls will go raw. No matter how tempting, don't do it. A BBBJ is one thing, it's very difficult to get something untreatable via a BJ, but past that don't be silly, cover your Willy.
Labs all over. Okay costs. I do it a couple of times a year.
If you have symptoms see you PCP, trust he has heard it all and won't judge. And will usually prescribe meds if the tests come back positive.
[QUOTE=CMHGuy001;3731763]Where do you guys go? And what does it cost?
Obviously anonymity is more important than price.
Feel free to PM. Thanks.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MrBlue314;3754732]I usually start with the greating of the day. I like text over talking.
My name is? I noticed your add or blue (if someone gave you a referal).
You look very sexy, pretty, beautiful (your words). I would love to hang out soon. I hope you are having a great day or night. Text me when you get a chance.
When she returns your text then you can find out when she is available. If you don't already know the donation then you can ask.
At this point (I'm frugal) I say gee I'm sorry that is out of my price range. If it is out of your range. 9 times out of 10 they will text back " how much you working with baby"?
This is where you give her your price. Many mongers will knock me but I usually stay in the 60 to 80 range. This is your choice. I never do quick visits. I usually want 45 to an hour visit. Most time I get 60 to 90 minutes.
When you come to an agreement, treat her like a lady not a ***** I know some will knock me here. I usually ask when I'm close (text) would you like a soda or coffee. Don't get sucked in an get her too much (they will take advantage.
Make sure your showered, shaven and brush your teeth or mouthwash and or gum. If smoking is a problem politely request she not smoke prior to your arrival. I smoke so it isn't a problem.
When I arrive I offer them a smoke to relax and get to know each other for a few. Never pay upfront. Kind of let her take the lead. Never talk about sex acts while texting or talking on the phone. Let her get naked first or at least partially before you.
Do what you came to do get dressed, pay and out the door you go. If she took good care of me maybe a small tip. After I leave if I even think I may want to visit again, send a text.
I usually say " I wanted to say thank you for spending time with me today. You are so sexy. I usually give them a positive. You hair is so sexy. I really liked your outfit. I would love to hang out again. If she is really good, I say " I would love to make you a regular". That's it now you have your first conquest down and a possible regular. After you build a little trust, I say do you have any friends that play. Setting up for a duo or a single with her friend (s). I offer them a 20.00 for a referal or maybe some take out dinner.
If she is really good I may take them for dinner or lunch after. Start cheap (Mcdonalds) and move up with your places. Don't fall in love, treat her nice and you get special pricing and extra sexual menu items.
Let me know if you have any other questions.[/QUOTE]Well spoken sir!
Taken a bit of time for me to perfect this. It works. Actually the regular ladies have spent the night on my birthday several times for what a lot of mongers pay for an hour or so.
I've also had three ladies and me on my birthday this year from like 12pm till around 3 or 4 in the morning... Now that was a night to remember. That was around 3 bills and some pizza and soda...
Got a nice hot tub suite. 2 of the 3 ladies had never been to a high end motel. Actually took a special provider to kings island. That was a good ass time too.
I don't want to mention names but I had two well over 5 hour dates (this weekend) for a ridiculous price. Just make them feel safe treat them like a lady and most (no all) give me no time limit dates.
[QUOTE=Viking2017;3755074]Well spoken sir![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MrBlue314;3754732]I usually start with the greating of the day. I like text over talking.
My name is? I noticed your add or blue (if someone gave you a referal).
You look very sexy, pretty, beautiful (your words). I would love to hang out soon. I hope you are having a great day or night. Text me when you get a chance.
When she returns your text then you can find out when she is available. If you don't already know the donation then you can ask.
At this point (I'm frugal) I say gee I'm sorry that is out of my price range. If it is out of your range. 9 times out of 10 they will text back " how much you working with baby"?
This is where you give her your price. Many mongers will knock me but I usually stay in the 60 to 80 range. This is your choice. I never do quick visits. I usually want 45 to an hour visit. Most time I get 60 to 90 minutes.
When you come to an agreement, treat her like a lady not a ***** I know some will knock me here. I usually ask when I'm close (text) would you like a soda or coffee. Don't get sucked in an get her too much (they will take advantage.
Make sure your showered, shaven and brush your teeth or mouthwash and or gum. If smoking is a problem politely request she not smoke prior to your arrival. I smoke so it isn't a problem.
When I arrive I offer them a smoke to relax and get to know each other for a few. Never pay upfront. Kind of let her take the lead. Never talk about sex acts while texting or talking on the phone. Let her get naked first or at least partially before you.
Do what you came to do get dressed, pay and out the door you go. If she took good care of me maybe a small tip. After I leave if I even think I may want to visit again, send a text.
I usually say " I wanted to say thank you for spending time with me today. You are so sexy. I usually give them a positive. You hair is so sexy. I really liked your outfit. I would love to hang out again. If she is really good, I say " I would love to make you a regular". That's it now you have your first conquest down and a possible regular. After you build a little trust, I say do you have any friends that play. Setting up for a duo or a single with her friend (s). I offer them a 20.00 for a referal or maybe some take out dinner.
If she is really good I may take them for dinner or lunch after. Start cheap (Mcdonalds) and move up with your places. Don't fall in love, treat her nice and you get special pricing and extra sexual menu items.
Let me know if you have any other questions.[/QUOTE]Thank you! And if anything comes to mind I'll ask you.
Nice! We should have a monger union and keep the demage at. 6-. 8 per hr.
[QUOTE=Viking2017;3755074]Well spoken sir![/QUOTE]
Your welcome my friend. Maybe some other guys can chime in here. I have changed this up over the years. I have discussed this with several members (via Pm).
I should give credit to Folk Art, the retired footroger, Ghost, bowtie, Country Boy just to name a few. I'm sure I forgot someone.
I believe in pay it forward. Many other retired guys helped me when I was new. See some girls get some experience make some monger friends. All I ask is you pay it forward some day. It keeps the board going.
[QUOTE=BobDole614;3755248]Thank you! And if anything comes to mind I'll ask you.[/QUOTE]
I will be meeting up with someone I met online, she is not an escort. But I'm looking for a decent cheap hotel in the Grove City area or South Columbus. Some place that may allow you to pay with cash but decent enough not to be a mess. Or any other discreet places that you have used in the past. If I find one like that, I may start having outcalls come to me instead of me going to some of these places when I choose to monger. Not sure if it is ok to post the hotel names here (against forum rules? So if you want to send a pm to me, thst is ok as well. Not here to get anyone into trouble or to be flagged by our awesome and gracious administrator (yea, I know, sycking up gets you no where). Haha. Thank you.
[blue]Hotel names ok, room numbers no.
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