Streetwalker Reports

My friend went out last night and saw Renee for the third time. He got a suck and fuck outside against the vehicle. It was OK, but it lacked the normal pizzazz. He thinks he unintentionally hurt her feelings a bit, so that may have impacted performance.

He saw her again tonight, but he passed her up. He then saw a good-looking brunette a bit later, but some motherfucker pulled in immediately behind him closer to her, and she got in with him.

He then went to NFM, and he saw a girl and circled the block to pick her up. Well, some other motherfucker was at the stop sign ahead of him, and she jumped in with him. Fucking A.

[QUOTE=LimaBean; 1341607]He saw her again tonight, but he passed her up. He then saw a good-looking brunette a bit later, but some motherfucker pulled in immediately behind him closer to her, and she got in with him.

He then went to NFM, and he saw a girl and circled the block to pick her up. Well, some other motherfucker was at the stop sign ahead of him, and she jumped in with him. Fucking A.[/QUOTE]I wasn't either of those dudes.

[QUOTE=MotherFucker;1342025]I wasn't either of those dudes.[/QUOTE]I apologize for using your name in vain, Motherfucker.

Us1 & Grave Ave. Back left.

[QUOTE=Jak Hammer;1342356]Us1 & Grave Ave. Back left.[/QUOTE]Proceed with caution.

My friend picked up a black girl named Nikki last night in the Sunoco area. She had great tits and a decent personality.

They went to an abandoned apartment for a BBBJCIM. It was very fucking good, but there's only one thing: my friend learned toward the end that she was actually a he. Nikki is a TS. It was too fucking late by then, so my friend continued until he blew his load.

He's never done anything like this in his life, and he doesn't intend to repeat. Go ahead and laugh your ass off.

Afterward, my friend liberally coated his dick, balls, and pee hole with hand sanitizer. He didn't give a shit how much it burned.

He should have seen the signs that this wasn't a legit female, but he's never encountered a TS before, so he wasn't expecting it. I think what threw him off was that she / he had such large, beautiful, $10, 000 tits that it registered subconsciously that this must be a girl. In hindsight, the signs were there that this wasn't your average girl.

If TS's are your thing, you'll enjoy her. If they aren't, stay away from a dark, black "woman" with long, curly hair (it may have been a wig) and huge ta-tas.

Here's a note on physical safety:

Going into the apartment wasn't a big deal. The whole building was pretty much abandoned.

Leaving, though, was a bit different. He passed a room in the same apartment where someone was passed out. He didn't see that person when he first entered.

Additionally, when going back outside, a guy was sitting near the door that wasn't there before. He seemed to be listening to a police scanner.

Upon going back downstairs, a guy called out to my friend, evidently trying to score some business. My friend didn't turn, didn't say a word, kept walking, got into his vehicle, and promptly locked it.

If you like living on the wild side and go to places like this, at least carry some friggin' protection. My friend does. You never know what the hell is going to happen. Especially when you're in an abandoned building away from the street. He really doesn't like these situations.

You guys fucking owe me for even revealing this story. It's friggin' embarrassing. My friend is not friggin' AC / DC at all.

[QUOTE=LimaBean; 1342859]My friend picked up a black girl named Nikki last night in the Sunoco area. She had great tits and a decent personality.

They went to an abandoned apartment for a BBBJCIM. It was very fucking good, but there's only one thing: my friend learned toward the end that she was actually a.

Here's a note on physical safety:

Going into the apartment wasn't a big deal. The whole building was pretty much abandoned.

Leaving, though, was a bit different. He passed a room in the same apartment where someone was passed out. He didn't see that person when he first entered.

Additionally, when going back outside, a guy was sitting near the door that wasn't there before. He seemed to be listening to a police scanner.

Upon going back downstairs, a guy called out to my friend, evidently trying to score some business. My friend didn't turn, didn't say a word, kept walking, got into his vehicle, and promptly locked it.

If you like living on the wild side and go to places like this, at least carry some friggin' protection. My friend does. You never know what the hell is going to happen. Especially when you're in an abandoned building away from the street. He really doesn't like these situations.

You guys fucking owe me for even revealing this story. It's friggin' embarrassing. My friend is not friggin' AC / DC at all.[/QUOTE]You will probably be flamed, and your post deleted.

I hate to tell you, but if you had RTFF, you would have seen speculation followed by info on recent sting where these men got picked up as pros.

Live and learn.

Lurker.

"Sworn to Fun, Loyal to None"

What's AC / DC?

[QUOTE=Jak Hammer;1343102]What's AC / DC?[/QUOTE]AC / DC is a dude who does a dude.

[QUOTE=Lurker 2009; 1342993]You will probably be flamed, and your post deleted.

I hate to tell you, but if you had RTFF, you would have seen speculation followed by info on recent sting where these men got picked up as pros.

Live and learn.

Lurker.

"Sworn to Fun, Loyal to None"[/QUOTE]I do RTFF, but I must have missed those posts.

If I get flamed, so be it.

If my post gets deleted, that's even better. I just wanted to help my fellow mongrels and be honest about what happened, but I sure as hell hesitated before posting it.

[QUOTE=Jak Hammer;1343102]What's AC / DC?[/QUOTE]I think it means he got his dick sucked by a guy. If that's living on the wild side, I'll pass

[QUOTE=Welladjusted;1343437]I think it means he got his dick sucked by a guy. If that's living on the wild side, I'll pass[/QUOTE]I was referencing Lou Reed's "Walk on the Wild Side". I agree with you, not the side of wild I would want to see.

Lima, I agree, its pertinent info for the rest of us. I think I told this story before: years ago up north I picked up this girl on a side street in the middle of the night. I was suspicious, the way she talked and the look of her face etc. So I asked her if she was a dude. And she said "no honey, I'm all woman". I asked again. Again she told me that she was completely a woman. As I am driving, she unbuttons her pants and pulls them open, and invites me to feel her pussy, saying something like "here baby, feel my pussy, I aint no man". At that point my suspicions disappeared, because surely she must not have a at if she was letting me stick my hand down her pants. So I plunged my hand down her pants, anticipating feeling her nice warm pussy. But there was meat down there. I recoiled and was like "what the at?" He was cracking up at me and yelled "Surprise!". He then got out of the car with no further ado.

[QUOTE=Welladjusted;1343437]I think it means he got his dick sucked by a guy. If that's living on the wild side, I'll pass[/QUOTE]Go easy on him after all it was his "friend" who got the BJ and he cannot be held accountable for the "friend's" actions now can he?

Is there anyway someone can pm me the abbreviations? I get a little confused on what some of these mean.

Still searching for the Holy Grail in the Cape. Will let you know if something turns up.

[QUOTE=StuckInCape; 1343879]Is there anyway someone can pm me the abbreviations? I get a little confused on what some of these mean.

Still searching for the Holy Grail in the Cape. Will let you know if something turns up.[/QUOTE]I have been searching the cape for years, once in a great while you get lucky. Keep searching my friend