Massage Parlor Reports

Sam Katz is disappointed at the lack of action on this board. Nobody is coming forward with any news, stories, gems....etc. I was recently at the good ol race street AMP not 1211 but the one right next to it(forgot the address). I gave Mack the luxury of first pick(not that there was a big line up, only 3 girls). So he picks a very short girl or may I say woman probably 38ish ut a better body than my girl, his provider's name was Rahna or Raina or something like that and mine was Yuna, who was 32 ish but she said she was 25. Spoke very good English, I was shocked. The TS was great, no slide or anything Callowhill status but very great treatment of Sam Katz Jr. Basically she paid all of her attention to Mr. Jr. I don't think she even looked at my face the whole time, I think she was trying to get Sam to prematurely ejaculate during the TS! hah! Maybe back when I was a young kid. Went back to the room and she gave me a back rub which she called a massage and claimed she used to be a professional massuise(sp?) hah! another laugher. Well before I get to the action part let me tell you the basics, mamsan was greedy she wanted 170 but I said no and threatened to leave so she said OK 150, Yuna was very skinny, fake breasts, about 5,4 also short and had long jet black hair that had glitter in it. Now, back to the action, she gave me a lackluster CBJ (34 seconds- look below) that she thought she was slick about putting on with her mouth but not slick at all and all slow. After, she got on top for exactly 22 seconds( YES I COUNTED IN MY HEAD ) As a fellow veteran and one of the founding fathers, and true legends as my true fellow vet CC Boy put me as ( thank you CC Boy ) I wanted to give you guys exact results. So after the 22 seconds she says in perfect english "lets switch positions, I like it when the guy is on top and finishes, it's so hot when a guy finishes on top and your so good already" hah! again, this had me laughing outloud almost. Another lazy provider. One more hah!- she said during the CBJ " ohhh your getting me soooo wet baby " while 10 seconds later she thinks she is slick n puts the KY on her South Vagernia. All in all I finish on top, I did not feel like asking for different positions because she would be even more lackluster then. Mack said he had a similar experience but with broken English. STAY AWAY from this place. Sam Katz said it, you can bet it.


Sam katz aka AMPimp

[QUOTE=Monkmonkx]I had my first amp experience yesterday. ME and a friend stopped by this place on 18th & ranstead. This girl had the biggest knockers ever.[/QUOTE]


GREAT report, Monk x 2/x! I think I came in my pants reading all the juicy details. Can't wait till your next excursion.

What has happened to the Philly AMP scene? It's terrible all around. Went to the place in the basement on 2nd street the other day and saw a petite K-girl. tableshower was nothing to write home about and the main course was very rushed. At least she tied my shoelaces!

[QUOTE=Sam Katz]Sam Katz is disappointed at the lack of action on this board. Nobody is coming forward with any news, stories, gems....etc. I was recently at the good ol race street AMP not 1211 but the one right next to it(forgot the address). I gave Mack the luxury of first pick(not that there was a big line up, only 3 girls). So he picks a very short girl or may I say woman probably 38ish ut a better body than my girl, his provider's name was Rahna or Raina or something like that and mine was Yuna, who was 32 ish but she said she was 25. Spoke very good English, I was shocked. The TS was great, no slide or anything Callowhill status but very great treatment of Sam Katz Jr. Basically she paid all of her attention to Mr. Jr. I don't think she even looked at my face the whole time, I think she was trying to get Sam to prematurely ejaculate during the TS! hah! Maybe back when I was a young kid. Went back to the room and she gave me a back rub which she called a massage and claimed she used to be a professional massuise(sp?) hah! another laugher. Well before I get to the action part let me tell you the basics, mamsan was greedy she wanted 170 but I said no and threatened to leave so she said OK 150, Yuna was very skinny, fake breasts, about 5,4 also short and had long jet black hair that had glitter in it. Now, back to the action, she gave me a lackluster CBJ (34 seconds- look below) that she thought she was slick about putting on with her mouth but not slick at all and all slow. After, she got on top for exactly 22 seconds( YES I COUNTED IN MY HEAD ) As a fellow veteran and one of the founding fathers, and true legends as my true fellow vet CC Boy put me as ( thank you CC Boy ) I wanted to give you guys exact results. So after the 22 seconds she says in perfect english "lets switch positions, I like it when the guy is on top and finishes, it's so hot when a guy finishes on top and your so good already" hah! again, this had me laughing outloud almost. Another lazy provider. One more hah!- she said during the CBJ " ohhh your getting me soooo wet baby " while 10 seconds later she thinks she is slick n puts the KY on her South Vagernia. All in all I finish on top, I did not feel like asking for different positions because she would be even more lackluster then. Mack said he had a similar experience but with broken English. STAY AWAY from this place. Sam Katz said it, you can bet it.


Sam katz aka AMPimp[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jimmyjohn2]What has happened to the Philly AMP scene? It's terrible all around. Went to the place in the basement on 2nd street the other day and saw a petite K-girl. tableshower was nothing to write home about and the main course was very rushed. At least she tied my shoelaces![/QUOTE]I remeber back in the day all the girls were girls from Drexel or temple university (well a lot).

Now they're all older and have attitude.

Steviek108......you are OBVIOUSLY a rookie monger my friend, didn't it strike you as a coincidence that 99.9% of all the girls from ALL AMPs speak broken and in some cases VERY BLUEBERRY broken? I know how the game works, and I do not feel lke explaining it right now but them Fobby Bobby girls are either from K-town(213) or NYC Flushing Queens(917,212,646 etc). I've been told "oh yah I go to Drexall" and another girl at 1800 said "yah yah yah um i go to Tenpull hehe tee hee" the same provider i asked generously, what her major was and she replied, "oh you see, tee hee I am a business major" so I asked what kind? accounting? economics? finance? marketing? ...etc and she replies, "i was just business, you know ebelee ting " boloni! another hah!! SO PLEASE my fellow mellow mongers, do not believe her age, why she's really there, that she's going to COLLEGE! hah!!!!!!!!!!!I mean I always thought the dirty myth was strip to pay tuition but in this case, have sex at a geesh with horny strangers to pay tuition. hah!!!hey I would give her a scholarship if she did everything to katz dick. I can make it happen, only at Temple though. Until next time, "keep your pimp dick strong and do not be snorting Viagra in the car b4 you go see whos your Hovider i mean provider.

PS_ MACK, POST!!!
Sam Katz aka AMPimp

Originally Posted by Jimmyjohn2

What has happened to the Philly AMP scene? It's terrible all around. Went to the place in the basement on 2nd street the other day and saw a petite K-girl. tableshower was nothing to write home about and the main course was very rushed. At least she tied my shoelaces!

Steveiek108 wrote:
I remeber back in the day all the girls were girls from Drexel or temple university (well a lot).
Now they're all older and have attitude.


York's respnse:

True reason for severe drop off of young, beautiful and accommodating K-girls in City Amps.

Steveiek108 is correct, they all attended university at Drexal, Penn and Temple.

And they graduated, became engineers, doctors and educators.

This is the reason they are all gone. They are working their regular jobs.

Now they make an honest living and earn, after taxes, 70 percent less than before.

Now, K-girls in Korea, having learned of the 70% income drop-off after degrees, no longer come to the USA to study in our universities.

Instead, they accommodate K-men in their homeland.

High school diplomas pay better.

Scouts Honor!!

Hilarious post York haha, i love it


but man the AMP scene is just awful these days, what goes up must come down, lets just hope it goes up again even at one location.


Nice to see you and King Kilgore back.


I won't even take advice from a rookie, or even bother helping them out.


"Keep your pimp hand strong" (Trout, Kilgore)

PS- York, the difference between our mongering days was that you explored more, the only AMPs I really experienced were the ones in Philly, while you've been all over and even outside the city, are the ones in the burbs just as bad nowadays? I know it's a yes answer but just asking. And Kilgore, I just got a hold of some headies, lets smoke and poke one day for real this time. PM me.

Sam Katz aka AMPimp

I sift through these threads from time to time then I see you feel like you're too cool to even give advice to "newbies". You do realize that proclaiming yourself to be a know-all expert on prostitutes-massage parlors really just means you're 1 gigantic loser? You do realize that, right? That you're really the exact opposite of cool b/c your life is so sorry that you spend so much of it becoming an "expert" with prostitutes.

It's 1 thing for someone to occasionally make a massage parlor run every few months, no biggie there, its quite another thing to spend so much of your time engaging regularly in this behavior that you become a king in the field. What a productive life to lead. Do as you please but don't come on here and act as if you're too good for other people, when in reality you are just the opposite.

[QUOTE=Rzagza]I sift through these threads from time to time then I see you feel like you're too cool to even give advice to "newbies". You do realize that proclaiming yourself to be a know-all expert on prostitutes-massage parlors really just means you're 1 gigantic loser? You do realize that, right? That you're really the exact opposite of cool b/c your life is so sorry that you spend so much of it becoming an "expert" with prostitutes.

It's 1 thing for someone to occasionally make a massage parlor run every few months, no biggie there, its quite another thing to spend so much of your time engaging regularly in this behavior that you become a king in the field. What a productive life to lead. Do as you please but don't come on here and act as if you're too good for other people, when in reality you are just the opposite.[/QUOTE]Dude,

just ignore this guy, he dont have anything else better to do that spam the board with worthless comments. He cannot give advice to newbies because he doesnt really know anything aboout AMP. if you want to find some advice. just ping me I can recomend some places in chinatown that is worth to try. I think Sherlock katz Holmes have not found this place yet. (he never will).

[QUOTE=Rzagza]I sift through these threads from time to time then I see you feel like you're too cool to even give advice to "newbies". You do realize that proclaiming yourself to be a know-all expert on prostitutes-massage parlors really just means you're 1 gigantic loser? You do realize that, right? That you're really the exact opposite of cool b/c your life is so sorry that you spend so much of it becoming an "expert" with prostitutes.

It's 1 thing for someone to occasionally make a massage parlor run every few months, no biggie there, its quite another thing to spend so much of your time engaging regularly in this behavior that you become a king in the field. What a productive life to lead. Do as you please but don't come on here and act as if you're too good for other people, when in reality you are just the opposite.[/QUOTE]Just ignore sherlock katz holmes, he is just a waste of time to this board. he has nto posted anything productive to the board. I you need advice just pm me and I can suggest a few places.

Hey guys,

Looks like Lilly of CH1 and CH2 is opening a new place.

Here is her temp phone # 267 474-0106. She said she is opening this Sunday.

Don't have much more info then this.

Call for details.

[QUOTE=Jumping Jim]Hey guys,

Looks like Lilly of CH1 and CH2 is opening a new place.

Here is her temp phone # 267 474-0106. She said she is opening this Sunday.

Don't have much more info then this.

Call for details.[/QUOTE]

Well after almost a year away from the AMPs Kilgore returned to check out Jim's spot. Jim is correct, Lilly is back, and looks good (no bra) and tight T-shirt....I digress. Kilgore arrived yesterday at the new location on 13th st. approx. noon. As Lilly informed me on the phone there is very little street parking and you will have to pay to park in a lot...Kilgore paid 8$ for 1 hour (extra 4$ per 30 mins but completed in time). Non-descript front door with just the # on it. After getting buzzed in Kilgore received a very warm greeting from Lilly. We talked for about 10 minutes. They just opened on Labor Day. She and I talked about Mimi...they still talk but she doesn’t expect her to return.

The place itself is very clean, and nicely painted...similar orange color to CH2. Lilly offered me a beer but I just took the bottled water which she apologized for being too warm...it wasn't. Lilly explained she is still bringing in new girls and it appears that she only has 2 right now, but more to come very soon. The 2 came both in bikinis, 1 immediately caught Kilgore's eye...Angie!

Angie is a 26yr old Korean who has been in US for 2 years. She speaks average English. Angie has the best set of natural tits I've seen in a long time....thought they were fake until I got to play with them.
She is not super skinny, I think has perfect body. We went right to the room where she immediately undressed me while playing the whole time. One of the more thorough table showers I've had, she washed between every toe and paid much time on my ass....no slide.

Back in room recieved an average massage for about 10 minutes while she was grinding her naked wet pussy on my back. Then we flipped and she did very nice front massage with teasing soft touching and licking Kilgore's nipples while holding his balls. Then went down and licked Kilgore's balls and side of dick for another few minutes....was great. She slipped on the rubber and gave CBJ a couple minutes into it she got up and Kilgore protested that he wanted more BJ, but she said "wait" and went into 69....this is a good girl!
Kilgore DATY while she continues giving great head. Then we went missionary and doggy...after only a few minutes Kilgore lost it. But wait, Angie looked at rubber and said "you come" when Kilgore, ashamed, said yes, she hoped on top and put me back inside her....I did not think I could come again but within another 5 minutes with her on top I popped again....the entire time she was on top she kept grabbing one of my hands making sure Kilgore always had at least one of her beautiful breasts in my hand.

She did ask for an extra tip at the end...I do not think Angie will be another 2-pop Tonie, I have a feeling it's because Lilly told her to treat me good...so your MMV but she is a gem. Too early to call this the next CH2....it is very clean, has the best mamasan in Lilly but I need to see more talent before I bestow such a prestigious title upon it. Kilgore will definitely be back soon, as should you all!

KT2

Jessie that is all. If you liked Mimi from CH2.1. You'll like her.

I'm visiting from Chicago and need some advice on AMPs while on vacation. I've looked at the recent boards and am probably going to visit Reading while here because of good reports and I saw the post about CH3. Are there any other good ones out there that might just offer a great massage and HE (table shower is a must, rimming a bonus)? There's one that advertises on CL in Lansdale that looks tempting, but most without reports seem to be ripoffs. Any advice would be appreciated and if you ever venture to Chi-town, PM me for some details on places to hit.

[QUOTE=Rayray773]I'm visiting from Chicago and need some advice on AMPs while on vacation. I've looked at the recent boards and am probably going to visit Reading while here because of good reports and I saw the post about CH3. Are there any other good ones out there that might just offer a great massage and HE (table shower is a must, rimming a bonus)? There's one that advertises on CL in Lansdale that looks tempting, but most without reports seem to be ripoffs. Any advice would be appreciated and if you ever venture to Chi-town, PM me for some details on places to hit.[/QUOTE]Lilly's new place what will be known as CH3 is at 223 North 13th in between Race and Vine.

The new land line number 215 564-1877.

Grab a city paper and a CC map. Philly isn't difficult to find your way around.