Strip Club Reports

But, who the f--k is howard kennedy?

With 2 posts. Now really. Don't you think some of us might be suspect.

And who is this Lex Luther character. Out of the comic books, Ah yes up in the sky, its a bird, its plane, no its supermonger.come to earth disguised as a mild mannered man. Supermonger, .

Ok some one else finish it.

Lex, I really know you, well, not personally. But you helped on a trip to S. Carolina, and I would love to meet you, and baltimonger too. LOL. I am sorry I never met the infamous one, The one true debaucher. The most disgusting of mongers. An honor missed.

But do you know Howardkennedy? Does anyone know Howardkennedy.

Perhaps we could meet at the Gentlemans (LOL) Club (sometimes refered to as Chubbies, I think). And go across the street to the Colonial inn. Or hang out at Benches grocery store? End up at the Ritz. I am still in search of my Analisa. A dancer never found. LOL sometimes went by Chase. What do you think Doc, Larry, Does any one know howardkennedy?

I need a good excuse to get out.

Some one call Robo

Smiling Fox

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]But, who the f--k is howard kennedy?

With 2 posts. Now really. Don't you think some of us might be suspect.

And who is this Lex Luther character. Out of the comic books, Ah yes up in the sky, its a bird, its plane, no its supermonger.come to earth disguised as a mild mannered man. Supermonger, .

Ok some one else finish it.

Lex, I really know you, well, not personally. But you helped on a trip to S. Carolina, and I would love to meet you, and baltimonger too. LOL. I am sorry I never met the infamous one, The one true debaucher. The most disgusting of mongers. An honor missed.

But do you know Howardkennedy? Does anyone know Howardkennedy.

Perhaps we could meet at the Gentlemans (LOL) Club (sometimes refered to as Chubbies, I think). And go across the street to the Colonial inn. Or hang out at Benches grocery store? End up at the Ritz. I am still in search of my Analisa. A dancer never found. LOL sometimes went by Chase. What do you think Doc, Larry, Does any one know howardkennedy?

I need a good excuse to get out.

Some one call Robo

Smiling Fox[/QUOTE]Another fine showing of Seniority (NOT)

[QUOTE=Rtlr1]Another fine showing of Seniority (NOT)[/QUOTE]


Congrats on becoming flamebait.

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Congrats on becoming flamebait.[/QUOTE]Thank you very much, not sure what flamebait is but I'm sure it's a hell of a lot better than than anything you represent!

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]But, who the f--k is howard kennedy?

Smiling Fox[/QUOTE]Hi oh toothless one. Yes who the hell am I. I am the guy you wish you could be, with the power, money and the women of your dreams:)

Maybe you have heard of my brother Teddy. He is the real freak of he family, but we still love him as we do you.

I have heard of you and will forgive your rudeness, but just this once. But there must be punishment. I would be pleased to have the opportunity to deliver it in person, but will be satisfied with the spanking you are getting in this picture. Who knows, maybe you are just misunderstood or perhaps just an old bastard with a case of 30 day blue balls. So I will forgive and move on.

Smiley, if you want to join me, great. I will even buy you a drink and maybe a lap dance on the Block if you act nice. If not, then fuck off.

Live well oh toothless one.

The Howard Kennedy

I went down to the block to celebrate be given a clean bill of health after my ordeal at the clinic. Went to the mousetrap to set up my take out with the girl cindy (will not give her name unless pm'd) brought her a drink and we talked after trying to set up take out she said that could'nt make it this time I said okay then I suggested something that I normally don't do I guess it was the little head thinking for me this time I brought the little medium drink and we went to back of the bar for a HJ I could'nt believe how wet this girl was as I played with her na-na we were back there for about at least 25 mins before I popped all over her tits. Left very happy and then went on a mission to pop again.

Hi howardkennedy,

Here is my pic. Im a hunter. Not big. Just good. Love to hunt the pussy, and having a good time at it. Love to share the take, the thrill, and As you can see I show face. Unless you have come back to life under a new name I hope you are a true monger, with good spirit, and good humor.

So who is howardkennedy, anyway?

And you can see I am far more handsome than you make me out.

Even for an old mangy, debauched Smiling Fox ;)

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]

Lex, I really know you, well, not personally. But you helped on a trip to S. Carolina, and I would love to meet you, and baltimonger too. LOL. I am sorry I never met the infamous one, The one true debaucher. The most disgusting of mongers. An honor missed.

[/QUOTE]

Robux is the one true debaucher.

I've been on psych meds lately, and it's decreased my interest in the hobby. Last week I was in Canton picking up a boat motor and never even considered cruising PP/C.

[QUOTE=Hugh Jardon]Kindly quit your bitching about everything.[/QUOTE]Not bitching my friend,

(and I use that term , friend, very loosely),

Just trying to show you seniors that you are not God as you seem to think you are, I realize that you are not use to new members standing up to you but in time you will get over it.

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]Hi howardkennedy,

Here is my pic. Im a hunter. Not big. Just good. Love to hunt the pussy, and having a good time at it. Love to share the take, the thrill, and As you can see I show face. Unless you have come back to life under a new name I hope you are a true monger, with good spirit, and good humor.

So who is howardkennedy, anyway?

And you can see I am far more handsome than you make me out.

Even for an old mangy, debauched Smiling Fox ;)[/QUOTE]Smiling Fox is correct. I have been negligent in not introducing myself properly. I am Howard Kennedy and very pleased to meet you. I am looking forward to becoming a contributing member of this Forum. I travel frequently (Washington, DC, Boston, Miami, LA, Vegas, London, Rome, Tokyo) with an exciting benefit of having the opportunity to meet many fine young professional women. I tend to go the the upscale Gentleman's clubs which may be followed by an introduction,after hours, to my favorite dancer of the evening or a visit to the exclusive after hour service professionals. I prefer overnight company rather than the standard hourly service, but rarely see the same women more than a few times as I get bored quite easily.

I have become more interested in the Block area for two reasons- for the raw capitalistic approach to the worlds oldest profession that provides great entertainment value. Also, I want to see and experience it in Baltimore because I believe the city is about to undergo a major change in the near future away from the current approach where the working man and working girl can negotiate their exhange of services at a reasonable price. My family has always been about looking out for the working man, but candidly more so about delving deeper into the working women:)

Baltimore reminds me of many other cities in years past that are planning to bring in the upscale clubs and dancers which are very nice and don't have the baggage that many of the current dancers/****** currently have (G,H,X addictions, pimps, diseases). And they have much nicer facilities both for the staff and clients. Yes, the terminology will also change from Dancer, House Girl, Cumslut, and we will change to Client/Business Associate. You may be even be able to to start writing off some of your entertainment exprenses as is common in other places.

On some of my most recent expeditions to the Block clubs I continue to be surprised at the clubs terrible facilities. Some don't even have a room where the dancer can dress(they dress in a bathroom where their fellow dancers/******/drug addicts are smoking crack and breaking glass crack pipes or "wipe off" after special entertainment. I have been to Africa and Thailand and some of their facilities are better. I think it is bad for business. Invest in a nicer washroom both for staff and clients and more guys like me may be ready to drop money, but I have a thing about touching another guys DNA deposits.

So I look at Baltimore as one of the last of a dying model. I want to do my best to "safari" and enjoy this experience in the Block before it goes the way of the African bush.

Smiling Fox, looking forward to meeting you soon and all accounts between us are squared. Best of lucking hunting for your prey. I will attempt to stay out of the crossfire.

The Howard Kennedy

[QUOTE=Loop Vet]What happened to your engagement to the civi, Sleeping Bag?[/QUOTE]WTF does a comment like that suspose to mean?

I think you have been on the LOOP too fu*ing long!

Loop Vet, you are my hero. You have been able to uncover some of the troublemakers and liars on this board that cause a lot of friction and chaos. Rtlr1, Amidjohn, Otay and others seem hell bent on causing conflict with fellow members of this forum. It does not seem like jealousy or envy. It just seems that they are your typical run of the mill ***holes. They are not satisfied unless they are arguing with someone. Maybe it gives them a sense of purpose in life. Maybe this is the only life they have. They are grown men that act like little children. It is quite sad to see them behave this way. Anyway, I just want to tell you that I appreciate what you have done. Great work Columbo!


Propilot-over and out.

I am a senior member but I post only now and then. I live out of town and get into Baltimore maybe once every 2 or 3 months. Most of the time, I prefer escorts: safe, attractive, tasty and fun. SW have their place and I enjoy them, too. Here is my point.
This entire page has one listing about strip clubs and the rest are you studs posturing. We are all mongers. Let us act like mongers. neubies have their place: we were all there at one time or another. Now, can we please have some good old fashioned posts??
FYI: there is a lot of disease out there, not just std's. be careful of ladies with open sores on their arms or legs or sores that look like spider bites. These may be the dreaded MRSA that's been making the news and if they have it and you get close enough, you have it, too. It will lie dormant on your skin or clothes until it finds a paper cut, a sore or any open spot on you or your family. then, it is IV meds and prayer.

At last found Chubbies. I went in around 6 and sat down at the bar. I got a drink. A very nice petite dancer on stage at the time. A very good danceer. She came down and gave a guy a lap dance. Only other people in bar were a bartender / dancer and another dancer. And oh yeah the place does'nt smell like Lysol. I wiil try again another day.

Summary:

Recommend Chubbies and Galaxy, although Galaxy is a totally hardcore fuck bar and not for the faint of heart.

Do Not Recommend- Pussycat

Visited a few clubs Chubbies, Galaxy, Pussycat. Chubbies looks very nice inside. The renovations are a big improvement. John is a great bartender and seems like a good guy. Lots of good intel. Only two dancers when I went there early afternoon and they were good enough to look at to get a full salute. Lap dance was excellent. I liked this place more than I thought and recommend a visit. John made us feel welcome and there wasn't a hard sell. I also like the bathtroom because it has to be one of the nicest I have seen in a strip club. Yes, that may open me up to flames, but I am into clean facilities. Highly Recommend going after 3.

Galaxy- the cheapest sluttiest ****** on the block. Not for the faint of heart and this place is by far the darkest place I have seen so far. Reminds me of the Pattaya blowjob bars. Ask and you shall receive from Eden. Blowjob and even a little F/S quicky were had for $1. 4 for the house and. 6 for her. Saw her running them through like a turnstill where she processed 3 guys duirng behind the curtain during my three beers. Get the penicillian ready. She is a money maker thats for sure and does it on volume and some of the guys were in need of a makeover or a bath to say the least. It was comical seeing one guy peeking out from the curtain as he was busting his nut and almost screaming. People gave him thumbs up. He came out looking five pounds lighter and quickly exited the bar. This place is a shit hole, but worth a visit just to say you have seen it and experienced it.

Pussycat- I was looking forward to this place, but hated it and do not recommend. The club was ok in appearance, but it is not client friendly. The stage is too far from the seats, the lighting is bad so you can't really see the dancer well, but the worst thing is the Bartender, Obnoxious George, or as the girls called him "***** hey". He is always sticking his nose in your conversations and pushing drinks for the girl he likes. In the first 10 minutes when I was getting comfortable he must have pushed buying a drink every 30 seconds. And as I was talking to the help he was always interjecting his comments and they would tell me he is a prick always trying to get them to give him freebies. Can you tell he is irratating? I told him to back the fuck off and that I wasn't there to hear his mouth and then he skulked away to play the video games. What a putz. 7 dancers during the dayshift, Jade is quite nice and energetic, the best dancer and has a very pleasant and energetic personality. She said she was 21. I enjoyed her company for a few drinks and the interplay although she does talk all the time and I had to keep her focused on the task at hand by directing her more than I usually like to but this may be youthful inexperience. The rest of the girls seemed strung out and fugly. One black girl finished off a early twenty something guy upstairs and spent the next 30 minutes smoking crack in the bathroom. I couldn't believe it. A girl would open the door and that smell would waft out like a wave. She came out afterwards and basically took a nap at the bar. Anotherone came up to me after dancing her set, it was more like trying not to fall down and asked me if "I wanted her to give me a tip. I said yes, give me $5 dollars" and the look on her face was priceless confusion. She then just left to the next customer. Get treatment baby and don't come back until you lose than extra 25 pounds around your belly. You were gross and it was all I could do to let Jade keep my flag raised. This place is so overpriced 2. 3 for the bar and 1. 5 for all including anal, which wasn't bad, with one girl upstairs, but the upfront to the bar is a joke. I know the girl splits it, but still it felt like they were fucking the girl more than I was. That combined with George (meaning he was always buzzing around or trying to get any of the girls to blow him) was annoying. Stay away.

I will be back on Friday to continue my explotation.

Everyone agrees there was alot less traffic since the smoking ban and prices are coming down. The end is near and this area will need to go upscale (Gentleman Club model) in the future to get the business people in to survice or just have even more junkies posing as dancers.