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Rhode Island and beyond...
It looks like this SPUR-City board continues to have a faint pulse! Hopefully, after a few more POSTS, the patient can be transferred out of ICU! Someone is reading this forum. The close-up beaver pic of Miss Stuffed Bra Spinner has received over 800 views in just two days. I'll admit it's possible Old Uncle LEO needed to click on these images 775 times as part of an expanded mongering research project...
In Other News:
Yes, I've traveled to the great state of Rhode Island. During a rather short visit, I tasted one of the best known AMPs in the downtown area. Mr. Happy completely enjoyed his $160 shower show. In Burma, Thailand, Laos, Vietnam and Cambodia, that amount of mongering cash could've paid for three or more girls for the ENTIRE night!
Trust me when I write:
"It's truly something to wake up with a major hard-on knowing a complete buffet breakfast is quietly snoozing on both the left AND right sides of the bed!"
I still LOVE room service.
While I hate sitting in the center aisle on an airplane, sleeping in the middle of a BIG queen-size bed with two, three or even four young Asian spinners is definitely a De-Light-Ful experience!
It was 24 years ago last month that I first caught the Yellow Fever.
Anyhow, believe it or not, Delta Airlines has one-way tickets to Bangkok this November for just over $1,000s. Also, since I've already banked 200,000 plus frequent flyer miles together on American, United and Delta, I might head down to Ecuador first...make a quick stop off in Manila...then continue east to the LOS (Land of Smiles) and Burma. For those that visit the ISG Forum, Ecuador appears to be a major mongers paradise. It's just 700 to 1,000 pennies for a short time! With a free airline ticket coming, I'll have plenty of cash available for a week-long south-of-the-border MONGER-FEST.
After that, there's a BIG house w/ land about 8 hours from Bangkok. While it needs a new roof and the windows require some repair, it'll be great to have an oil change and lube job on a daily basis. Hell, it'll be FUN selling coconuts and bananas to bus loads of French tourists on their way to Cambodia.
The rice is being planted this week, so by the time I arrive in November for the harvest, a lovely lady will have breakfast, lunch and dinner ready for the new KING of the CASTLE! [read w/ Borat accent]
In terms of the recent changes to the VISA requirements in Thailand, the new government is cracking down on its Farrang community. Specifically, the people being targeted are those extended visitors from India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh. Additionally, the rather large community of Arabs is feeling a bit nervous about their future VISA status. The whole WAR on Terrorism thing is starting to hit Bangkok's gold dealers and suit makers in the wallet.
As far as the European and North American communities, as long as you have money in the bank and a monthly retirement check, ZERO has changed for those wanting to call Thailand home. A monger with a college degree can easily find a legal, tax-paying teaching job outside of the main metro areas.
Is this bit of creative writing part of some grand fantasy? Perhaps. I've considered writing a book entitled "A Monger's Life: Thoughts and images from a non-conformist rebel." It'll be a cross between this forum, Catcher and the Rye and the Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe. Alas, it's hard to forget bedding two different sets of blood-related sisters, that big-breasted Polish woman in Germany, the numerous public blowjobs in Tokyo and ONE recent bedroom encounter with a midget...
For now, I'll leave the rest of my future mongering plans/hopes/dreams for another day...
Until Next Time...
Stay safe and try to keep a sense of humor!
Additional notes for my semi-retired military comrade:
Most of the Social Security men who experience L-O-V-E problems in Thailand marry CITY girls under 25 years old. Look, if a guy's happy at home, he's not going to spend his days or nights on the internet complaining about his current situation. A majority of the ex-pat hosted B*T*H sites are for reformed mongers needing GROUP therapy to reinforce their own self-inflicted misery. For the rest of us, it's sort of like watching a smoker smoking around ex-smokers.
[Short Pause]
Does someone need a hug?
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To quote a fellow monger, "I just talk to the girls, make them feel comfortable, treat them right, buy them small stuff, soft drinks, snacks, candy and treat them with the same respect I expect others to treat me."
Monger Commandment #1
"Always follow the Golden Rule."
While I'm really NOT into buying young girls candy (much too dangerous and sick), if a recovering monger treats his girlfriend/wife/housekeeper/bargirl with respect, then healthy long term romances are entirely possible. Heck, a little kindness at an AMP in Guam got me a FREE additional hour and three glorious pops (i.e. all without the help of Mr. Blue Pill). Once in Korea, two hours turned into three days of Hotel fun.
Back to the main point: serious relationship issues between a younger Thai and an older Farrang usually begin when a reformed monger arrives home from the BAR at 6 in the morning...lol.
"Honey...I just drank too much Thai whiskey and fell asleep in the bar."
I once tried that B.S. line with an EX and it didn't go over very well. I lost a complete set of dishes...lol.
Do you believe everything you hear on the news? The same common sense should be applied when researching places like Thailand and the Philippines.
Monger Commandment #11
"Always bring condoms."
Monger Commandment #69
"No Money...No Honey."
Monger Commandment #104
"Anal is usually extra."
Here are two more short examples:
When a guy deploys to Iraq and asks his best friend to look after his wife, he shouldn't be surprised to discover another car parked in the driveway upon his return home. Fellow mongers have the potential to break the 10th Commandment no matter how big a wife becomes during a second deployment (i.e. Thou shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife...nor his "donkey"): [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Commandments[/url]
Monger Commandment #107
"If she weighs more than 300 pounds...DO NOT attempt the cowgirl position."
Also, IF a recovering monger attempts to screw his lady's best friends...there are going to be MAJOR problems on the home front. As a soon-to-be reformed monger, I'm praying that ONE LAST extended vacation to several inexpensive watering holes will allow me to transition to a quiet rice paddy life.
Monger Commandment #111
"It's always better to sleep with a woman's friends on the first date rather than the last one."
With that said:
I'm not completely fooling myself...
It's impossible to totally change ones own wandering past.
"Once a Monger...Always a Monger."
What's the difference between today and let's say 30 years ago?
In these so-called modern, progressive times, at least an aging monger can continue to enjoy the fruits of his golden years with the magical help of Mr. Blue Pill. In Asia, you don't even need a note from a doctor.
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Answers to a Senior Member comments...
FYI:
I'm writing these words w/ a VERY LARGE friendly smile...
[Audio: Disney song "It's a Small World" plays as the musical theme for this report]
First, my previous POST was written in direct response to two comments:
(1) Toshiosamma quote - "No need to fly to Thailand. Rhode Island is so much closer."
My answer:
"Yes, I've traveled to the great state of Rhode Island. During a rather short visit, I tasted one of the best known AMPs in the downtown area. Mr. Happy completely enjoyed his $160 shower show. In Burma, Thailand, Laos, Vietnam and Cambodia, that amount of mongering cash could've paid for three or more girls for the ENTIRE night!"
and
(2) Shadow1 quote - "Funny you should mention Thailand. I was stationed there years ago."
In the case of Shadow1, my last POST was an attempt to give this distinguished Senior Member some additional information about Thailand and beyond:
Shadow1 - "Since my divorce, I started reminiscing about the good ole days, and started doing a lot of i-net research on Thailand, meaning, reading some forums by mongers living in and visiting Thailand"
In the past, Shadow1 has contributed some valuable POSTS to the San Antonio mongering community. Thus, I wanted to share my own perspective on the current environment in LOS. Shadow1 has uploaded numerous pics to this forum, so I decided to published a few images from my own private collection. As of today, more than 600 fellow readers found the urge to click on these two specific images...lol. I wonder why...
Additionally, if you knew anything about the recent history of this section, most significant contributions made to this forum are provided by out-of-towners. Indeed, unlike Salt Lake City's rather active board, San Antonio's forum remains stuck in the mud...
For this reason, the undersigned decided to offer some current literary color to an otherwise empty mongering canvas.
That's why I wrote the following:
On 07-04-07 -"While it may be too early to start reading the eulogy for this board, the patient appears to be on full life support. After ten long days in a POST-LESS COMA, a Priest is standing at the monger's bedside preparing to read the LAST RITES."
And then again today I wrote: "It looks like this SPUR-City board continues to have a faint pulse! Hopefully, after a few more quality POSTS, the patient can be transferred out of ICU!"
If you need any further history about the ongoing debate and darken atmosphere of this specific section, may I suggest reading IVEL's last commentary dated 06-23-07 and LexLurther's POST dated 04-20-07.
If you read deeper into IVEL's lastest POST, he provides some valuable clues about the importance of creating a social network of regular providers. He succeeds in this effort by always attempting to "Follow the Golden Rule."
Some guys collect baseball cards. For most true mongers, the act of accumulating a series memorable bedroom experiences remains an important element of this lifestyle choice. As with any good bedtime story, there's always a beginning, middle and end.
Finally, to the best of my knowledge, the basic rules of this forum are less rigid than some folks attempt to imply...
I'm rather sick of the ongoing puritanical under-current which continues to grip my beloved country. Living a mongering lifestyle is more than just picking up a few drug addicted SWs and sticking Mr. Happy into one of three possible holes.
It's about FREEDOM of choice.
I totally reject pressured self-censorship.
In every single post, I've strictly adhered to the OVERALL central theme of this forum (i.e. mongering). Why should I alter my writing style to satisfy a handful of single-minded thinkers?
In terms of the STATE OF THIS UN-MONGERED UNION:
It's rather sad that a former President almost gets impeached for attempting to cover up an Oral Office blowjob and another gentleman remains in office after wasting over 450 billion dollars and thousands of lives on the wrong war.
I find it amazing that the Mayor of L.A. gets hammered about some hot, young girlfriend, and no one wants to talk about the MS-13 terrorist insurgency controlling the streets of that city.
That's why I originally wrote:
"Dozens of countries (to include Germany and Japan) continue to offer LEO-SAFE oil change and lube job zones. Indeed, the two countries America defeated in World War Two view mongering as a constitutional birthright...lol. In Turkey, while street prostitution is illegal, prostitution through government regulated brothels is legal!"
It's the politics of fear and so-called religious morals that have forced the monger community to live in the shadows of this society.
This country could use a few more topless beaches, TAX-FREE strip clubs and some form of legalized prostitution. Heck, why can't a man or woman have a couple of wives or husbands? And lastly, why is old Uncle LEO wasting valuable taxpayer money monitoring this forum?
Monger Commandment #14
"Verify a monger's POSTING history before answering a PM query for more detailed information."
For example: [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=426952&postcount=80[/url]
A famous monger once wrote:
"I plead the "fifth" against self incrimination, but retain the "first" to preserve my self determination"
Until next time...
"Ask not what this forum can do for you...ask what you can do for this forum."
and try to remember that TWO simple lines of TEXT does not a POST make...lol.
Stay safe and try to maintain a sense of humor...
Creative Writing 101 - Final Report
I'd like to thank one of this forum's most distinguished Senior Leaders for acknowledging the time and effort I invested in producing my previous POST.
"No one who achieves success does so without acknowledging the help of others. The wise and confident acknowledge this help with gratitude."
Alfred North Whitehead
After my recent NO-TELL Motel experience with Ms. Freyja, I felt compelled to share my good fortune with the Greater Mongering Metro Area. For a long time, our unique city in cyberspace has lack any real depth or passion in its monger reports. Also, and more importantly, I needed to record this wonderful encounter before the memory begins to fade into the distant past...
"Yet, the timeless in you is aware of life's timelessness, and knows that yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream."
Kahlil Gibran
(The Prophet)
To quote myself from an previous report:
"Some guys collect baseball cards. For most true mongers, the act of accumulating a series memorable bedroom experiences remains an important element of this lifestyle choice. "
If I was Hugh Hefner, I'd collect cars and women. But alas, like most of my fellow mongers, my budget only allows me to maintain one brief NO-TELL MOTEL relationship at a time. Indeed, as in the case of Ms. Freyja, I would have immediately written up the adoption papers and parked her nice body in the garage with the other girls...lol.
Hugh Herner, not Elvis, is the REAL king!
In terms of the not-so-famous, IVEL is this forum's POSTER CHILD when it comes to collecting stray pets...just kidding. After reading back over his numerous postings, I'm sure this distinguished Senior Leader has spent a few months out at sea. Sailors usually have a hole in every port. IVEL has one in every ZIP code...lol.
Anyhow, as I dropped Ms. Freyja off on Friday the 13th, I knew at some point, a fellow monger would benefit from the fruits of my labor.
Once again to quote myself:
"For now, I'd like to maintain the GRAND ILLUSION of being the only true 'Sugar Daddy' in her life...lol. Honestly, because she's trying to resolve an empty pockets issue, I'm sure some fellow monger will soon discover this precious jewel."
Since I treated this lovely girl with deep respect and dignity, she gathered the street courage to continue servicing our mongering community.
Hell Bott 69 (LONG TIME LURKER) validated this idea by writing, " I spent 3 hours with her in my room."
Please note that in my previous report I stated, "she's trying to resolve an empty pockets issue." Unlike most SW who work to feed a heavy drug habit, Ms. Freyja was just another lost soul wandering the streets after a VERY abusive relationship. I know every working girl has her own sad story. A properly trained monger, given the right equipment in his lying toolbox, can work nearly every emotional or spiritual issue to his advantage.
When a mongers treats a woman like a McDonald's Happy Meal, he gets EXACTLY the food he orders. For those who practice the true art of mongering, ALMOST every dinner comes with at least a CHERRY-filled donut for dessert. Until some local jerk kicks sand into Ms Freyja's face, she'll continue providing nine-course feasts.
Even in the case of a Ceil-Vee-Ah (i.e. Ms. Drug Addict), a little extra effort allowed me to enjoy some better-than-average room service.
One thing I've always enjoyed about Asia is that the girls allow you to live a bit a fantasy.
In Japan, for a mere 40,000 YEN, a woman will play the role of an officer worker, tough cop, cartoon character or shy schoolgirl.
In Thailand, after only one or two days, a bargirl quickly starts acting like a newly married bride. After just a week, this same girl begins looking and sounding like a housewife. Even if a monger slept with two or three of her friends on the very first night, for some reason, she won't allow them else back into the motel room...lol.
How do I know?
"Been there...done that...and got the T-Shirt to prove it!"
Upon further deep reflection, and a bit more information from the original source, I've learned that Ms. Freyja has been OFFICIALLY a semi-pro for one month. While she's not your garden variety fulltime BUS STOP provider, she understands the importance of playing her role. Did I fail to mention she also wants to be an actress?
Mongering Commandment #9
"ALL working girls lie...however...the secret is for a monger to use it to his advantage."
In the case of Ms. Freyja, I stand by ALL the play-by-play MOTEL action written in my previous report. Ms. Freyja was physically damaged by her last bf. She wants to be a model AND an actress. SHE'S got the real beauty to make it in New York, London, Paris...pause...and San Antonio.
Like IVEL...I don't care what role she plays as long as I can continue to howl at the moon!
[Deep Breath]
OMG! OMG! OMG!
Before I finish this latest report, I'd like to once again challenge our SPUR-CITY Lurkers to start contributing to this forum.
Why are people afraid to share information? Uncle Leo already knows the high volume areas. While I realize MOST mongers can't write beyond a fourth grade reading level, at least attempt to paste, cut and rewrite the QUICK REFERENCE STATS I've included with my last few reports. It's rather sad that Romanians in Africa do a better job in filing their English reports.
[NOTE: This last paragraph WAS NOT an attack on any one, single individual.]
Hopefully, my lastest offerings will motivate our Lurker Community to start sharing the wealth.
Can I hear an AMEN?
For those needing further inspiration, check out CookyJar's reports from South Jersey.
Additionally, in order to protect this city's working girl population, it's a good idea to apply some sort of photo shopping to each uploaded image. There's no reason to provide dear Uncle Leo complete facial descriptions. A photo should review just enough information to wet a fellow mongers forehead...not just his underwear...lol.
AND FINALLY...
Over these last few weeks, I've noticed that several well-established mongering areas have become target rich hunting grounds. I've witnessed first-hand fellow mongers picking up dozens of rotten fish...
Once again...
"Ask not what this forum can do for you...ask what you can do for this forum."
Stay safe and try to maintain a sense of humor...
PS
Why did I write, "Due to time restraints, I need to finish this report later today." Well, I just spent 5 hours praying with Ms Freyja and plan to do the same tomorrow. Talk about instant Viagra. I must confess, telling her my sins was a lot easier than talking to a Priest...lol!
Mongering Commandment #9
"ALL working girls lie...however...the secret is for a monger to use it to his advantage."
