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Oh wow, things seem to be going very slow on this board, which is no surprise considering the recent activity. Came down to Bako for the holiday and the strip seemed pretty damn empty. Hopefully, the upcoming holidays will bring some more out.
Solidus,
I think when Charger took his leave of absence the board went dead. We really miss his daily adventures. I've been really busy lately and truthfully haven't spent much time in the past few years making the rounds. I do remember back in my youth that when the weather got colder there wasn't much good activity on the street. Likely that hasn't changed. I also haven't had much time to explore all the new mp's that seem to be opening all over town. If anyone has any information on them it would be good know. I also haven't had time to explore those places. Which is my speciality.
[QUOTE=Solidus]Oh wow, things seem to be going very slow on this board, which is no surprise considering the recent activity. Came down to Bako for the holiday and the strip seemed pretty damn empty. Hopefully, the upcoming holidays will bring some more out.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=impulsive]Adhere to the advice on this board from mongers who have been in Bakersfield for decades.
There are no happy endings at any massage parlors in town. Really!
If it's a store front, it's not going to happen.
If it's a private in her home. That's another matter.
You get nothing but crappy air dance teases at the three strip clubs.
Once again, if it's a store front, it; s not going to happen.
By the way-I live in LA, but I'm in B-town often. LA STRIP CLUBS ARE WORSE!
I know it shouldn't be that way, considering LA is the land of porn prod companies, but it's true.
Spend the same amount of money you would on these two options, but instead get a hooker for a blowjob in your car. This thread has the Btown locations.
Or spend $50 more and visit one of the proven providers on redbook.
Or save your money and take a day trip to Tijuana. Or save a little more and spend two weeks in Thailand.
But stop giving your money away to these Asian hags and stripper bitches.[/QUOTE]Thanks. this is the best post I've seen in this thread.
Very helpful.
I haven't been active lately but I found some time on Wednesday and decided to give the massage location off of Weedpatch another chance. Drove all the way out there and the door was locked with no sign of activity. Rather than drive back to town I decided to give the place very near another chance. This place is located inside another business and is very meager digs. There was a middle aged lady giving massages and she invited me in. For most on this site her appearance probably wouldn't be suitable but she was fine for me. A little old and a little out of shape. Maybe a 6. The massage itself was pretty good and actually as I layed on the table my mind went up and down like a rollercoaster. There were moments when I thought there was hope and moments when I thought there was no hope. I left with a nice massage. And that was it. Still not sure about the potential at this place. I drove quickly back to the original place and the door was now unlocked. I was greeted by the tall gal who gave me a massage a few months ago. The massage was not as good as the previous place and I would have had more action if I had gone to a doctor's office. Seriously. I couldn't believe it. Most of these places give you at least some teasing to try and lure you back. There was absolutely none of that in this massage. I'm starting to think I must have a funny look or something that inhibits this gal. At this point I didn't know where to turn for my third massage so I just went home. Oh. I forgot. A month ago I also tried the place that advertises on CL in the shopping center on Ming. I put that experience as stranger than the toe nail clipper from one of my previous posts. An all time first. I was greeted at that place by a fairly nice looking girl. Went to the room. Took the clothes off. Laid down. And a GUY comes in and gives me a massage. I didn't know that there are men who actually give massages in these places. Other than a, surprise attack like this who in the hell would want to get a massage from him? With all this said. I'm not discouraged. I'm heading for the new place on 19th or 20th street first chance I get. Hope everyone is doing well.
Hunter Me-
No offense, but you keep reporting the same blather on NOT getting laid at massage parlors in Bakersfield. Please refer to previous posts and get a hint.
In the meantime, here's the type of report that I'd like to read (listing both good and bad fucking experiences:
"Went to Mowett off Craigs list who advertises being an expert at the male g-spot. Interested in finding what this is all about. Welp-she's got a huge belly, is less attractive than in her pictures, but is as nice as can B. The problem is that she wants to stick a dildo up your ass for $$$. No sex, just her fucking you with the dildo. No thanks. Still horny, I called up Krista, and couldn't have been more frustrated. What is this, attack of the huge-bellied call girls? No wonder she only shows her face in pictures. But I thought-hell I'll just close my eyes and enjoy a blowjob. Lame ass lazy job-says she's tired. Bullshit. I turn her over and try to fuck her from behind, but she keeps clamping on to the condom and asking if I'm done yet. Once again, nice girl, but very dismal session. So I call my old standby Eve. I get lucky and Jojo is working with her. Have a double like doubles should be done. Bot girls are pros, know how to please, excellent contrast in body types (Eve is young and fluffy with a juicy boody, Jojo is mature and lean with long legs), and they both know how to lick balls and fuck. Reconfirmed my belief that there are decent providers in Btown. And after spending $350 on my double, just for kicks to top off the night, I cruised down union and picked up honey and had her give me a $20 blowjob in a dark alley."
Impulsive:
Sorry I bothered you. Just sharing my experiences and trying to keep the board in this area active. Certainly your activities are a lot more involved and interesting than mine.
[QUOTE=impulsive]Hunter Me-
No offense, but you keep reporting the same blather on NOT getting laid at massage parlors in Bakersfield. Please refer to previous posts and get a hint.
In the meantime, here's the type of report that I'd like to read (listing both good and bad fucking experiences:
"Went to Mowett off Craigs list who advertises being an expert at the male g-spot. Interested in finding what this is all about. Welp-she's got a huge belly, is less attractive than in her pictures, but is as nice as can B. The problem is that she wants to stick a dildo up your ass for $$$. No sex, just her fucking you with the dildo. No thanks. Still horny, I called up Krista, and couldn't have been more frustrated. What is this, attack of the huge-bellied call girls? No wonder she only shows her face in pictures. But I thought-hell I'll just close my eyes and enjoy a blowjob. Lame ass lazy job-says she's tired. Bullshit. I turn her over and try to fuck her from behind, but she keeps clamping on to the condom and asking if I'm done yet. Once again, nice girl, but very dismal session. So I call my old standby Eve. I get lucky and Jojo is working with her. Have a double like doubles should be done. Bot girls are pros, know how to please, excellent contrast in body types (Eve is young and fluffy with a juicy boody, Jojo is mature and lean with long legs), and they both know how to lick balls and fuck. Reconfirmed my belief that there are decent providers in Btown. And after spending $350 on my double, just for kicks to top off the night, I cruised down union and picked up honey and had her give me a $20 blowjob in a dark alley."[/QUOTE]
Has anyone tried the AMP in Oildale. It's pretty easy to find.
I stopped in and talked to the Mamasan, but I was short on funds.
Seemed promising from the outside, but the inside was way too nice. I also spotted on of the girls down at the end of the hallway, she was pretty covered which usually isn't a good sign.
PM me if you've had chance to try it.
I hate to be a dick...I feel like I keep posting the same negative responses to the same deadend inquiries.
WHY do you guys still think there's going to be action in an AMP in Bakersfield?
Stop wasting your money. If it's a storefront (Massage, strip club), you're not gonna get extras. Especially in the middle of sheriff/CHP/BPD/Undercover Central Oildale.
Why don't you guys post updates on the street action, or the new Craigs list/********/Redbook providers? There's always a new unreviewed ***** popping in to town each week. I can't fuck them all (well I could, but I'd like someone else to TOFTT now and again).
Any SW action in Bakersfield?
This girl is posting in Memphis on backpage right now. Kind of interested in her. Her most recent posts before posting here were in Bakersfield and Fresno. Anyone have any info on if she is for real?
Here are two of the Bakersfield ads:
[url]http://bakersfield.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/gorgeous-sicilian-in-town-for-a-short-timedont-mis-out/2829455[/url]
[url]http://bakersfield.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/1beautiful-sicilian-is-new-in-townintense-green-eyes/2844720[/url]
Here is what she is posting today in Memphis:
[url]http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-brunette-a-dream-c0me-true-top-shelf/1655601[/url]
If someone has info, please PM me. Thanks.
Memdal:
Sorry I can't help. I've been out of town for a few days and didn't notice her when she was in Bakersfield. Maybe the Fresno guys can help. Her 559 area code is from Fresno.
[QUOTE=Memdal5]This girl is posting in Memphis on backpage right now. Kind of interested in her. Her most recent posts before posting here were in Bakersfield and Fresno. Anyone have any info on if she is for real?
Here are two of the Bakersfield ads:
[url]http://bakersfield.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/gorgeous-sicilian-in-town-for-a-short-timedont-mis-out/2829455[/url]
[url]http://bakersfield.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/1beautiful-sicilian-is-new-in-townintense-green-eyes/2844720[/url]
Here is what she is posting today in Memphis:
[url]http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-brunette-a-dream-c0me-true-top-shelf/1655601[/url]
If someone has info, please PM me. Thanks.[/QUOTE]
Accidently got on 99 headed for Bay Area. GPS rerouted me to I-5 via SR 58. About halfway to Buttonwillow saw a VERY pretty, young thing with long dark hair hitch hiking. Cross street started with a "V" (maybe Verdugo?) but had people with me so could not stop.
Was notable since you don't see people hitching much these days, and her outfit was pretty revealing.
Bus Nut
Hey guys, I'm a long time lerker and first time poster.
I just registered so you probably can't trust me.
I might be LE right? JK
I'm definitely not.
As far as my own experience, I have'nt had much luck at any of the local MP's. I used to have a regular girl years ago until she moved away.
Just a nice tease at "suite x" but nothing more.
I might take one for the team at the new MP's advertising on CL Adult section. Does it mean anything when they use the word 'happy' in their ad?
Anyway, feel free to PM me.
This forum has really died out since top dog, charger and others haven't been posting. Hope they are all doing well and still on the hunt! I've had some success at a few amp's but already sent teh new info to members I know. Haven't been to teh 2 places near weedpatch lately but a few places around town have had some promising changes.
Take care!