The Don ATL = Licensed to Shill
Glad you had such a Great Time on your recent visit here , Don
.... but blowing Big Bucks for 'near misses' ain't what the Locals here are aiming for on this Board .... dig ??
The Volunteers of America
[QUOTE=Wastrel]“Las Vegas police requested about $10,000 from the Clark County Commission to send investigators to Atlanta to investigate Michael Galardi and his father, who was rumored to be the subject of a federal grand jury probe in Atlanta.“[/QUOTE]
"OOOH! CAN I GO SARGE??? HUH? PLEASE?!!! PLEASE SARGE?!!!"
"Wahoo!" said the strumpet, officially speaking
[QUOTE=Cienega32]"OOOH! CAN I GO SARGE??? HUH? PLEASE?!!! PLEASE SARGE?!!!"[/QUOTE]
No, you can't; you've been a naughty boy.
But later, after the Federal indictments and all the political and legal heat, they apparently did get approval to go have some fun in Florida:
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Las Vegas police made several trips to Galardi's out-of-state clubs to investigate in 2004. From a visit to the Gold Rush Show Club in Tampa, detectives offered this anecdote:
"As we walked in the business, a female entertainer, 'Bobbie' walked up to the female undercover LVMPD detective and myself and grabbed the female undercover LVMPD detective's left breast and my right pectoral through our clothing as she exclaimed 'Wahoo!' "
The detectives agreed to a private dance with Bobbie, according to the report.
"Bobbie faced me as I was seated and used both hands to continuously grab my penis and testicles through my pants. Bobbie put her head between my legs and used her mouth and chin to rub on my penis through my pants," the report states.
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Of course this later request for official lap dance money became an offer the Clark County Comissioners couldn't refuse, since the majority of the Board had just been caught on tape taking payoffs from Galardi's bagman, who by the way, was a former Metro cop.
Now, could they please just remember to also quote us the prices in these press accounts of the police party, ah, investigation?
But since your request for an official southern stripper tour subsidy has been denied, you can console yourself looking at this (not connected to the Galardi mess):
"Okay, Girls. Line Up For Your Mug Shots"
"Lunchtime raids net 15 strippers in Tampa-area clubs"
[url]http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip1.html[/url]
It includes some nice looking mug shots. It also includes actual copies of a few of the ladies' police reports, including prices paid and exactly what the officer got for that, which I find quite helpful. For example, this cutie: [url]http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip8.html[/url] apparently was paid a total of about a hundred bucks for your basic high friction lap dance, according to page 2 of her police report: [url]http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip8b.html[/url]
Looks like about two or three of the fifteen ladies take a good enough picture that they could come to Vegas to work the casinos on the Strip if they're short of rent money after making bail. Or to Wastrel's house. But not for a C-note per lap dance.
cost of doing (official) business
I need to borrow Indydave's Crown Vic to get one of these special discounts. From today's R-J:
Officer faces sex charges
Police say woman sought to avoid arrest
Las Vegas police arrested one of their own Tuesday, saying a downtown patrol officer let a woman avoid jail in exchange for oral sex.
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According to an arrest report, Ortega was patrolling the area of Charleston Boulevard and Mojave Road about 2 a.m. on Sept. 27 when he noticed the woman walking nearby.
The woman, who has a history of prostitution, told police she was out to buy cigarettes and drugs, the report said. [Dumb girl]
Ortega searched the woman and found a small amount of marijuana and a pipe, the report said. He arrested her and headed to the Las Vegas Detention Center while she pleaded with him not to arrest her, the report said.
Before reaching the jail, Ortega stopped his patrol car to complete some paperwork.
While the car was stopped, the woman asked if he would release her in exchange for oral sex, the report said.
Ortega agreed and drove to a secluded commercial area, where the woman gave him oral sex, the report said.
After she was freed, the woman called a friend for a ride home.
The woman "said she did not call the police because she did not view this incident as anything but a 'cost of doing business,' " the report said.
Police learned the woman's story that afternoon when they responded to her home for a 911 hang-up call.
In an interview with investigators, Ortega did not deny receiving oral sex. [Dumb officer]
He said he was going to release the woman so he could respond to a high-priority call, but when he freed her she grabbed his genitals and said she wanted to thank him for letting her go, the report said. [Dumber officer by the minute]
"Your emotions get in the way," Ortega said, according to the report. "She grabbed me and, you know, um, my wife's been out of town. I haven't had sex in a few days and it just happened." [Really spectacularly dumb officer, apparently attempting to win the lame story of the year award. What part of the Miranda rights warning card he carries in his pocket every day can't he read?]
<SNIP>
The article continues with a recap of other incidents of Metro officers receiving this sort of discount service:
[url]http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2005/Oct-05-Wed-2005/news/3692777.html[/url]