Massage Parlor Reports

Visited the smile dealership this weekend. They had a new model on the lot, new to the lot but was a classic designed 38 years ago. It was a model Janie and had not yet been test drove at this lot. Overall it is a very nice design but is in need of a new grill and I prefer more trunk space. However they did upgrade the headlights after the original design was complete. During the test drive I found the transmission to be a bit hairy but once you got in gear it didn't matter much. The test drive was much longer than most and this model will take you for a ride just as much as you can take it for a ride. All around good vehicle and for only 17. Hope you find what you are looking for out there.

[QUOTE=JasonEmp;3417996]Visited the smile dealership this weekend. They had a new model on the lot, new to the lot but was a classic designed 38 years ago. It was a model Janie and had not yet been test drove at this lot. Overall it is a very nice design but is in need of a new grill and I prefer more trunk space. However they did upgrade the headlights after the original design was complete. During the test drive I found the transmission to be a bit hairy but once you got in gear it didn't matter much. The test drive was much longer than most and this model will take you for a ride just as much as you can take it for a ride. All around good vehicle and for only 17. Hope you find what you are looking for out there.[/QUOTE]Sounds like a nice test drive.

Is this the smile spa you guys are referring to? I'll be in the area soon and would like to visit. If not, please correct me here or in a pm. Thanks.

[URL]http://allentown.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/smile-spa-amazing-gorgeous-new-staff/36781344[/URL]

[QUOTE=WildCard;3429166]Sounds like a nice test drive.

Is this the smile spa you guys are referring to? I'll be in the area soon and would like to visit. If not, please correct me here or in a pm. Thanks.

[URL]http://allentown.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/smile-spa-amazing-gorgeous-new-staff/36781344[/URL][/QUOTE]Sorry Wild. Never been to this establishment. Don't know about Jason.

LD.

So, I had the opportunity to travel to this part of the state again and stopped in at Smile. Mayflower wasn't there -- another mama-san ushered me in and I met Lily, my attendant for the session. She was reasonably attentive, reasonably attractive, and performed a functional TS, no sauna, and back to the room. There, we enjoyed relaxation with each other's company. Hope others have the chance to partake.

LD

Hey everyone,

I noticed a new AMP pop up in Dubois and was planning on going to check it out in a week or two. It'll be the closest parlor to me by about a half-hour so I'm hoping its decent. I was wondering if any has visited it yet and if so their impressions of it.

Link: [URL]http://pennstate.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-open-new-asian-masseuses-amazing-347-628-2338/55726777[/URL].

Finally was back to this area of the State and decided I needed some TLC. New mama-San at Smile but still friendly. A couple of you other mongers were already getting serviced and so I had a little wait but she got me a water and told me to relax but not to get undressed— about 10 minutes later she moved me to a room that was a bit warmer. Met "Amy", a cute Korean in her late 20's with a pair of D's that were spectacular. She was a little shy but gave a great shower. Got back to the room and I was still a little chilled so I asked to sit in the sauna for a bit. Then went to the room where I asked for and received quite a good "hard" massage. One of the better ones I have had at this establishment. After the hard massage came the softer touch and we had a great time. So good, in fact, the mama-San has to knock on the door stating that time was up. On my way one, there was a slender, more "slutty" looking girl was in the ante-room to the shower. Will have to try her next time. Hope this report helps.

LD.

So I was so enticed by my last visit that I was interested in going back. This time, I drew Jina who was the somewhat slutty looking girl I saw at the shower on my way out the door at the last visit. She did not disappoint. She was a lot of fun, a little less busty then the other, but quite a lot of fun altogether. So, the lineup at smile is pretty good right now.

LD.

[QUOTE=Raynes21;3619948]Hey everyone,

I noticed a new AMP pop up in Dubois and was planning on going to check it out in a week or two. It'll be the closest parlor to me by about a half-hour so I'm hoping its decent. I was wondering if any has visited it yet and if so their impressions of it.

Link: [URL]http://pennstate.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-open-new-asian-masseuses-amazing-347-628-2338/55726777[/URL].[/QUOTE]Any reports yet? I live 30 miles away and haven't heard anything.

[QUOTE=Roadpig1;3632469]Any reports yet? I live 30 miles away and haven't heard anything.[/QUOTE]Hey Pork. Don't be misled by the advertising photos-. Those are stock from all of the AMPs. Go ahead and TOFTT — looking at your posts, your about due for a field report.

LD.

[QUOTE=Roadpig1;3632469]Any reports yet? I live 30 miles away and haven't heard anything.[/QUOTE]I'll be going to check it out next weekend. I'll let you know then, but if you make it there before I do, let me know how the experience is.

[QUOTE=Raynes21;3634328]I'll be going to check it out next weekend. I'll let you know then, but if you make it there before I do, let me know how the experience is.[/QUOTE]So. . . How did it go? Inquiring mongers wish to know. . .

LD.

[QUOTE=LurkingDog;3651452]So. . . How did it go? Inquiring mongers wish to know. . .

LD.[/QUOTE]Sorry for the wait. It seems legit, however I didn't have any luck with it. I went early on a Sunday, which seemed to be the issue. Everything ran similar compared to the other places I had visited. Masseuse was middle-aged and friendly. Massage was average. After the flip, she left me undraped and so I thought I was going to leave happy. She then stated she couldn't today, because someone was outside. I couldn't fully understand her, so I didn't fully know what she meant. She said if I came back the next day she would be more helpful. It wasn't until I left that I saw her talking to a young girl who apologized to me for interrupting my massage and who I assume was her daughter, and that's why she didn't want to provide any extras that day.

It's located in the mall, and the rooms are basically makeshift stalls with a curtain as the door. You can hear mall patrons walking around and talking, which was a bit nerve wracking for me haha. Maybe that'll be a bonus for some LOL. Massage was a dollar per minute, from $20 for 20 minutes to $60 for 60 minutes. I'll be visiting it again but will be avoiding Sunday mornings from here on out. Sorry I couldn't give any info on the extras as of yet.

[QUOTE=Raynes21;3658020]

It's located in the mall, and the rooms are basically makeshift stalls with a curtain as the door. You can hear mall patrons walking around and talking, which was a bit nerve wracking for me haha. Maybe that'll be a bonus for some LOL. .[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. This almost seems like it could have been in Singapore or China (with the shopping noise in the background and all). Better luck next time.

LD.

[QUOTE=LurkingDog;3658706]Thanks for the report. This almost seems like it could have been in Singapore or China (with the shopping noise in the background and all). Better luck next time.

LD.[/QUOTE]I went back on Monday and was successful in leaving happy. With that being said, I would not recommend this place. Out of all the AMPsI have visited, this was by far the worst experience. As I stated before, the environment is terrible. The stall walls are only about 6 ft tall, so I could hear another masseuse talking with her client the entire time. The ending was the most quiet, rushed, and unenthused I have ever gotten. I would prefer to drive an extra hour to State College than to visit this one again.

[QUOTE=Raynes21;3661003]I went back on Monday and was successful in leaving happy. With that being said, I would not recommend this place. Out of all the AMPsI have visited, this was by far the worst experience. As I stated before, the environment is terrible. The stall walls are only about 6 ft tall, so I could hear another masseuse talking with her client the entire time. The ending was the most quiet, rushed, and unenthused I have ever gotten. I would prefer to drive an extra hour to State College than to visit this one again.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your report. Sounds like I need continue to drive to State College.

LD.

Had the opportunity over the holidays to make it back to Lewisburg and once again drew Gina. She remembered me from before which was both good and bad. Good in that there wasn't any pretense over generally what was going to happen. Bad in that she wasn't quite as up for the flirtatious teasing as she did before. Good thorough TS (although I do miss the TS I've received in the Philly AMPs), no sauna (and as you know, it's been cold as hell around here) but she did place some towels directly on top of the space heater in the room, which felt great but seemed to be a definite fire hazard! No pretense of a massage at all but still a very satisfying session ensued.

LD.

Got by to Smile Spa again. New line up. Drew Happy (the other is Lucy). She seemed "happy" but was a bit more mechanical than I have had there before. Rotated in from New York (as do they all). They were a little busy, too, (too many of you mongers muscling in on my playtime) so may have played a role with the somewhat hurried nature of the visit. May need to go back and try Lucy as well.

LD.

Glad to see that Jackson has the site up and active again. This is a catch-up post from mid-April. Stopped by the Smile Spa again and had a new girl "Mary" whom I had not seem before. She was "cute" and seemed relatively young into the business. The TS was okay, the massage was poor, but the remainder was pretty standard. There was a different Mama-san and I don't think I got the full hour that I'm accustomed to getting. Definitely not as good in the good old days of the Mayflower Mama-san and Cookie!!

LD.

Not sure which smile is being discussed but Hazleton has great talent.

[QUOTE=RRG5791;3831621]Not sure which smile is being discussed but Hazleton has great talent.[/QUOTE]The Smile Spa to which my field report refers is in Lewisburg. Where is the Hazleton facility located?

LD.

Had not read or heard anything about this establishment. It's on the north side of Hwy 22 driving west towards Pittsburgh. I had a few hours to kill and so I thought I would TOFFT. Stopped in. Noticed the laundry hanging out in the backyard to dry. It's in an old house and I was met by a 30-ish slender Chinese woman. They have a large menu of massage choices and a variety of time frames. I decided upon the "Healing" 60 minute massage. It was $100 to the House. Went into a dimly lit room with a massage table. She asked if I wanted shower "before or after"? I decided upon after, got undressed and she went to work. Kitchen timer made sure I got the full 60 minutes. Her name was Anna and she gave a truly very good massage — she really worked hard to get the kinks out. After the timer went off, she got a hot towel to wipe off the back. Then, somewhat to my surprise, she had me turn over, and provided a very serviceable handshake. There was no ST before then and I didn't get the sense this was the norm (the room itself had those standard signs in the wall posting that no sexual services are provided, if you are inappropriate, they will kick you out without refund, etc.). So, it's obviously YMMV. Then, we went to the shower. It was a large stand-up shower and she got in with me (she was still clothed) and provided to give me an incredibly relaxing shower. She even used some green abrasive soap to scrub me down and then rinsed me off. While it wasn't the cheapest visit I've had to an AMP, it was one of the more enjoyable ones — primarily because I went in with no expectations and received a very nice service. I would highly recommend this place if you happen to be in that part of the state.

LD.

I stopped in there while driving down 81. An older, thin Korean lady was my attendant. Nice top though. Spoke a little English. Hour massage was $60. Not sure if they are affiliated with Smile Spa in Lewistown, and I think that place has changed its name. I would recommend, and repeat. PM me for more details.

Had an opportunity to return back to this old reliable establishment. Arrived, was shown into a room, and met "Happy", an attractive Korean woman. Nice, thorough table shower and then back to the room. I put out what my usual "tip" for expected service. (1. 0). She looked at what I left and said "not enough" — she wanted another $20. So, I gave her another $20 and we went at it. She was quite into it and I had a nice time. Was just a little disappointed that the prices seemed to have increased (total damage was 1. 9 with 0. 7 going to the house).

LD.

[QUOTE=LurkingDog;3946574]Had an opportunity to return back to this old reliable establishment. Arrived, was shown into a room, and met "Happy", an attractive Korean woman. Nice, thorough table shower and then back to the room. I put out what my usual "tip" for expected service. (1. 0). She looked at what I left and said "not enough" she wanted another $20. So, I gave her another $20 and we went at it. She was quite into it and I had a nice time. Was just a little disappointed that the prices seemed to have increased (total damage was 1. 9 with 0. 7 going to the house).

LD.[/QUOTE]Ld was this the one In hazelton?

[QUOTE=PomLovesThais;3947088]Ld was this the one In hazelton?[/QUOTE]Negative. This is the one in Lewisburg.

LD.

Stopped at the AMP in Geistown save your time and money, one and done.

Made it back after a several month absence. Was greeted at the door by an attractive young Korean — every other trip, the older Mama-san was the door greeter. This attendant, Jade, was modestly dressed but I could tell her "girls" were untethered and were quite effective in gaining my attention. 0. 70 to the house — a very thorough (but not very sensual) TS followed and then back to the room. Left a tip of 1. 1 out — she didn't even pretend to massage but she was quite sensual in all that she did. I ended up quite satisfied— I did feel a little rushed as she wanted me to "flip over" after a little bit of backdoor tongue play, but I told her to slow down. Even with all if that, I was still out the door in 35 minutes. It would have been nice to get the entire hour and to have had a nice massage but I guess it was still a nice visit.

LD.

I was in the area, so decided to give Asian Massage Therapy a try. It's on US 30 near Greensburg. If you look it up on Google maps, you'll see it's in a very odd looking former residence. It doesn't look any better in person, at least from the outside. Inside, it was clean and homey.

There were two girls working there. One was petite, and seem to be busy with someone already. The other was curvier. I believe she said her name was Lisa. I asked for a hard massage, and I got one. She did a very good job. Lisa is attractive, and has curves in all the right places. I left happy and relaxed. One hour is $50. I tipped her an equal amount, it being the holidays and all, and she seemed thrilled.

I will go back next time I have a chance, and I'll ask for Lisa.

I'm not a local, so let me know if I've posted this in the wrong form.

-D. B.

[QUOTE=DarkBringer;4077293]I was in the area, so decided to give Asian Massage Therapy a try. It's on US 30 near Greensburg. If you look it up on Google maps, you'll see it's in a very odd looking former residence. It doesn't look any better in person, at least from the outside. Inside, it was clean and homey.

There were two girls working there. One was petite, and seem to be busy with someone already. The other was curvier. I believe she said her name was Lisa. I asked for a hard massage, and I got one. She did a very good job. Lisa is attractive, and has curves in all the right places. I left happy and relaxed. One hour is $50. I tipped her an equal amount, it being the holidays and all, and she seemed thrilled.

I will go back next time I have a chance, and I'll ask for Lisa.

I'm not a local, so let me know if I've posted this in the wrong form.

-D. B.[/QUOTE]Hey Dark. You did just fine. Thanks for your post and for contributing to the board. Glad you left relaxed and happy — that's all of our goals!

LD.

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;3956443]Stopped at the AMP in Geistown save your time and money, one and done.[/QUOTE]I will agree. Nothing extra at this AMP. Started OK, tried to roam and she moved away. I knew it was bad then. Massage was just OK. I tried moving her hand into position with no luck and had to finish on my own.

This area is barren for most hobbying, so thank goodness for this place. I stopped in and it is two older Asian ladies working here. They are typically Asians. Petite with normal Asian features. I'd put them near to 50, but age is hard to determine for me with Asians. They very friendly and they took care of me. Good massage and I left happy. No extras beyond the HE. I left with a C note lighter. I will return. They actually stayed open late for me. And they ran over on time. As I was leaving they were fussing over who gets to massage me next time. Sure it was a show, but they sold it good. 68 for the house and I left the balance of the C note for a tip and she acted super surprised I left the tip. Once again, it was a show, but she sold it good. I will return.

[QUOTE=RelaxedMan;4082024]This area is barren for most hobbying, so thank goodness for this place. I stopped in and it is two older Asian ladies working here. They are typically Asians. Petite with normal Asian features. I'd put them near to 50, but age is hard to determine for me with Asians. They very friendly and they took care of me. Good massage and I left happy. No extras beyond the HE. I left with a C note lighter. I will return. They actually stayed open late for me. And they ran over on time. As I was leaving they were fussing over who gets to massage me next time. Sure it was a show, but they sold it good. 68 for the house and I left the balance of the C note for a tip and she acted super surprised I left the tip. Once again, it was a show, but she sold it good. I will return.[/QUOTE]The house fee was $68? That's really strange. I wonder how they came to that figure?

LD.

[QUOTE=LurkingDog;4085798]The house fee was $68? That's really strange. I wonder how they came to that figure?

LD.[/QUOTE]Same as 69 but you owe her one?


That is a strange number -- maybe it equates to a round number of Chinese currency?

[QUOTE=Android67;4086265]Same as 69 but you owe her one?


That is a strange number -- maybe it equates to a round number of Chinese currency?[/QUOTE]According to my exchange currency app, $68.00 = 467.7. That doesn't seem to be the answer.

Maybe it’s your first explanation!

LD.

[QUOTE=LurkingDog;4086718]According to my exchange currency app, $68.00 = 467.7. That doesn't seem to be the answer.

Maybe its your first explanation!

LD.[/QUOTE]Maybe they meant to write 69 as sort of a sexy come-on; but they can't spell numbers in English very well!

(No, I am not serious--Happy New Year!

Stopped by this well established Lewisburg establishment as I was back in this part of the state. Drew "Coco" probably mid-30's average body and face, reasonable table shower. Got back to the room and she wanted $1. 3 for everything— that's what I wanted but did expect to pay that much (since the house fee is. 7). It been ages since I've gotten a decent massage at this place and so it really all in or nothing. While I 'be enjoyed many sessions at this location, I just can't see forking over 2 bills for that. Going to have to get to Philadelphia more frequently.

LD.

Any one been there lately? Is yung still there?

[QUOTE=DarkBringer;4077293]I was in the area, so decided to give Asian Massage Therapy a try. It's on US 30 near Greensburg....

Lisa is attractive, and has curves in all the right places. I left happy and relaxed. One hour is $50. I tipped her an equal amount...

-D. B.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your report DB. I tried the place today and it was just as you said. It's a Jeannette address on Rt. 30. I also got Lisa and the massage was very good. If you ask for a hard massage, she's up to the task. She made me happy on the flip and I paid the same 50 house 50 tip. Even went over the hour. Well worth the 15 minute drive out of my way.

Have anyone visited Yan Li Spa at 4 W. Water St. Lewistown, Pa. 17044? They are posting in skipthegames.

[QUOTE=LurkingDog;3837290]The Smile Spa to which my field report refers is in Lewisburg. Where is the Hazleton facility located?

LD.[/QUOTE]Come off the interstate and head towards the mall. Go past mall and Lowe's on the right in a small shopping center.