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[QUOTE=Ralph Alton]I had a good laugh on this one "gorges" coed babe with a "prity" face. WTF are we coming to?
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/holiday-special-with-your-gorges-baby-21/5271566[/url][/QUOTE]Yes, if this woman is, as she describes herself, a college coed, she is proof positive that you can get into an insitiute of higher learning without a functional knowledge of the English language. Kinda depressin', ain't it?
[QUOTE=Castlerae]Yes, if this woman is, as she describes herself, a college coed, she is proof positive that you can get into an insitiute of higher learning without a functional knowledge of the English language. Kinda depressin', ain't it?[/QUOTE]
In fact, you don't have to be functional in English any longer to get into colleges around here. I am a double grad (BA and MA) from DePaul. (My degrees were earned back when you really had to study.) I learned a few years ago that DPU now gives college credit towards your degree for taking remedial English classes thanks to a lowering of the standards there.
BTW when you go to the Admiral Theater, don't forget to check out their cutie Korean "Roxy Superstar." Roxy is the winner of the Admiral's "So you think you can strip" contest and proudly boasts (publically and on the internet) that she is an undergrad student at DePaul.
[QUOTE=Ghostface89]In fact, you don't have to be functional in English any longer to get into colleges around here. I am a double grad (BA and MA) from DePaul. (My degrees were earned back when you really had to study.) I learned a few years ago that DPU now gives college credit towards your degree for taking remedial English classes thanks to a lowering of the standards there.
BTW when you go to the Admiral Theater, don't forget to check out their cutie Korean "Roxy Superstar." Roxy is the winner of the Admiral's "So you think you can strip" contest and proudly boasts (publically and on the internet) that she is an undergrad student at DePaul.[/QUOTE]Hahaha. I've been following her on youtube for the longest time. Small world.
The college admission standards are more demanding than they have ever been. Look at what courses high school kids need to take just to get into U of I. It's insane! Roxy is pretty cute, but I think her new career has derailed her college career.[QUOTE=Ghostface89]In fact, you don't have to be functional in English any longer to get into colleges around here. I am a double grad (BA and MA) from DePaul. (My degrees were earned back when you really had to study.) I learned a few years ago that DPU now gives college credit towards your degree for taking remedial English classes thanks to a lowering of the standards there.
BTW when you go to the Admiral Theater, don't forget to check out their cutie Korean "Roxy Superstar." Roxy is the winner of the Admiral's "So you think you can strip" contest and proudly boasts (publically and on the internet) that she is an undergrad student at DePaul.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mj138]The college admission standards are more demanding than they have ever been. Look at what courses high school kids need to take just to get into U of I. It's insane! Roxy is pretty cute, but I think her new career has derailed her college career.[/QUOTE]It depends. Your ability isn't always the determining factor when obtaining acceptance from institutions of higher learning. Especially, in today's day and age.
[QUOTE=Fork Please]Moejoo..as Ed McMahaon would say.."YOU are (most likely) correct SIR!!"
This woman is THE most annoying example of annoying I can think of. I called her once and ended up almost bludgeoning myself to death with the phone receiver for having the stupidity to engage in a conversation with her..she's a complete babbling moron with a horrible voice.
Trust your instinct, probably was the same person.
Im sure others will chime in.[/QUOTE]
Yup, that is Gee. And yes, putting a bullet in your head will probably be more enjoyable.
[QUOTE=Davidonecall]She can't spell, but she has a very nice body, do anyone know if she for real[/QUOTE]I am a long-time lurker but I decided to sign up because I thought I could be helpful on this subject. I have actually seen this girl and she is, in fact, the girl from the pictures. However, the pictures are a bit dated because the red streak in the hair is gone and she has added a little thickness. I would also guess she is latina, not italian. All that being said, I wasn't disappointed with her appearance.
Her performance also was not disappointing, although she did not blow me out of the water. I gave her 150 reasons to see me for a half hour. I was in and out in a lot less than that but I kind of prefer it that way so that was more my doing than hers. She was actually pretty personable and seemed moderately intelligent so I have to think the misspellings are a gimmick. Albeit a bad one because they almost detered me from going to see her.
Overall, I would recommend her to someone who enjoys quick fixes and variety. I would not recommend her to someone who was looking for a diamond in the rough to become his new "go to" girl.
1. Mechanical+Attitude+Clockwater
2. Pics are not real, but attractive.
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My friend's uncle's cousin says that he has seen this chick.
She doesn't look exactly like the pics, but pretty close.
Friendly 'southern gal' personality.
Excellent gfe for the $.
Has anyone been to TP and done the half hour? Is it a 1/2&1/2?
[QUOTE=Brandonkelly]Has anyone been to TP and done the half hour? Is it a 1/2&1/2?[/QUOTE]Tp has a very difficult screening process. Go to their website which is listed in every BP ad to get the details.
Vivian is fantastic, avoid Tina.
FYI - recently visited with Mona. For starters, photo and real person was the first sign. The massage was short, quick and done in a half-arsed manner.
She wasn't friendly, behaved as if I was bothering her.
In short, a waste of money! Seriously, if you feel like wasting your time and money see her. If not, just toss your money out the window of your car or gove it to a crack head.
On a side note, avoid any provider on bp that uses email as a contact source. In my experience, it actually adds to the gamble that you'll land a dud!
[QUOTE=Brandonkelly]Has anyone been to TP and done the half hour? Is it a 1/2&1/2?[/QUOTE]I've never done the half hour, but went with the 45min. I agree with Nudus81, avoid Tina. I was with Sora last week and was a little better, but not by much. Those two seem to rush the session. I think you can skip the massage, but not sure with the half hour.
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Now the details:
arrived at my locataion within 30 mins of calling her and all I can say is HOLY SHIT this girl has a GIAGANTIC ass (gotta freaking love it) small waist but the girl is definately taller sitting than standing we chit chatted a little bit to cut the nervousness but when we got to the deed it was a good time started off with a nice CBJ and mant hat ass was so tempting seing it bounce in teh sair while her head bobbed up and down...... on to a little missionary pretty good but the best of the best was hitting it from behind seeing her work those cheeks independantly and practically milk me dry HOLY SHIT.
Looks - 8
attitude - 8
price - $.40 for a half - 6
overall experience - 8
guys don't over fish this spot or abuse this one and send her into hiding she is a keeper.
First report in a while, but been a member for a very long time. I have built up a list of reliable favorites but thought to try someone new. Should have known better. This was my first "close encounter".
Got there, lots of people hanging around outside the building. As I drove up to the gated parking area, lots of people eyeing my car. Went upstairs inside. Someone sitting in the living room. Another person hanging out in the kitchen. Place smells like piss. She looks worse. Her pics may have been here (a long time ago).
She doubled price on me and I declined. She wouldn't return what I gave her and started to get loud. I said keep it. She said, well you can't get out the garage. I said that's fine, the cops will sort it out.
Long story short, I left. Posting this so other won't make the same mistake. I'll stick to my regulars.
Location: 7733 S. Shore Drive
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/open-24hours-247-sensual-massagesby-chloe-22/5673465[/url]
Phone: 773 707 8465
Goes by: Chloe or Kelly
Be safe.
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Ok guys i know i posted about this one but i was so impressed that i had to make sure that hte 1st time was not a fluke.
gave her a call and lo and behold she was already out south so I setup an incall appt at one of my company's crashpads (rentals used for out of town execs) anyway she arrived about 30 mins after we hung up and just like i remembered those hips and that ass were the stuff of wet dreams.
shes abotu 5'6" light complexion long black hair small c or large b cup narrow waist but DAMN THAT ASS.
anyawy she comes in we chit chat about really nothing of consequences ( i like it when a provider at least fakes being intrsted in knowing you) she is very personable as well
anyway she pick up the envelop from teh table and excuses herslf to the bathroom to freshen up after about 3 mins she comes back and asks if i was ready because she wanted it, (nice touch). we adjourn to teh bedroom and she begins with quite possibly the best CBJ I have had (I never finis from a BJ but damn this girl came real close) I have her back off fo a min jus so the sssion wouldn't end so soon while my breathign is coming back to normal she begins petting the kitty getting things going for the main event. we start off miss and after a few mins we move into doggy she really got into it then the girll likes it hard form behind and started putting on a helluva show moaning begging to be f***ed harderthe whole 9 on the bonus I could tell by the contraction waving through her kitty hat she came at aleast twice which gave me teh old red light "wrap it up" cue so I stroked her formbehind good and hard only to go out with a bang and not a whimper.
all in all a GREAT overall experience again, she is definately going into the roladex as a regular.
Apperance - 8 (downgraded because she was wearing just reg street clothes)
Service - 9+ could have been a 10 but she doesn't do cowgirl
Price - a dollar fifty for a half hour which often turns into about 50 mins
replay - a definate 10
notes: fellas you definately want to make sure yo see her completely naked that is a sight to behold have her undress and bend over just so you can admire that rear view OMG,
Like i always say guys enjoy this one while she lasts but please don't abuse her
Thanks for the heads up. We don't write enough about the rip offs like this even though we have a separate section for it.
[QUOTE=TravelnFuck]First report in a while, but been a member for a very long time. I have built up a list of reliable favorites but thought to try someone new. Should have known better. This was my first "close encounter".
Got there, lots of people hanging around outside the building. As I drove up to the gated parking area, lots of people eyeing my car. Went upstairs inside. Someone sitting in the living room. Another person hanging out in the kitchen. Place smells like piss. She looks worse. Her pics may have been here (a long time ago).
She doubled price on me and I declined. She wouldn't return what I gave her and started to get loud. I said keep it. She said, well you can't get out the garage. I said that's fine, the cops will sort it out.
Long story short, I left. Posting this so other won't make the same mistake. I'll stick to my regulars.
Location: 7733 S. Shore Drive
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/open-24hours-247-sensual-massagesby-chloe-22/5673465[/url]
Phone: 773 707 8465
Goes by: Chloe or Kelly
Be safe.[/QUOTE]
I took the chance and seen this girl Tiffany. It was a series of emails and we confirmed out date. She called to get my address and was on time(more or less). I was happy because she looks exactly like her photo. And her service was very good also. She kissed like she promised and gave a great BBBJ. Full service was covered and she is very accommodating. We did several positions before I took off the condom and released all over her tits. We had good conversation through out the meeting.
I recommend her to anyone that wants to have a good time.
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Looks 8
Service 8. 5
Attitude 9
Would love to see her and don't have a problem TOFTT. My only problem is I'm going to be so busy this week I may not have time to sleep. Anyone have any info on Shay? If this girl really exists it's a no-brainer. Reverse phone shows the number is out of Logan, UT and she has one review on TER. If she posts next week I will report back
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The pictures look to good to be true. Does anyone have any information good or bad about this Back Page ad?
Thank you
Has anyone visited this provider on chicagos nw side??
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Any info would be helpful
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I've been seeing a lot of posts for this girl and am getting really tempted to trying her out. She doesn't look too pretty but good enough and for the money I'd take one for the team to see what she's like. But, if anyone knows anything about her or sees something that I don't, let me know! Otherwise I'll probably report back once I try her.
Peace
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I've been seeing a lot of posts for this girl and am getting really tempted to trying her out. She doesn't look too pretty but good enough and for the money I'd take one for the team to see what she's like. But, if anyone knows anything about her or sees something that I don't, let me know! Otherwise I'll probably report back once I try her.
Peace[/QUOTE]Please let us know because she seems to good to be true and you know what that means.
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Seen this ad several times over the last few months. Called several times when I saw ad posted. Phone # has never worked. To bad she looks hot.
Barney
[QUOTE=Barney][url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/asian-kitty-kit/4882621[/url]
Seen this ad several times over the last few months. Called several times when I saw ad posted. Phone # has never worked. To bad she looks hot.
Barney[/QUOTE]I don't understand. Maybe it is just bad timing?
What do they get out of continually posting a fake ad with a fake #?
[QUOTE=Barney][url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/asian-kitty-kit/4882621[/url]
Seen this ad several times over the last few months. Called several times when I saw ad posted. Phone # has never worked. To bad she looks hot.
Barney[/QUOTE]
It's an ad for a typical o'hare apartment. If you haven't done business with them or their affiliates before, they won't pick up.
The pictures are never of the girl. At most, the girl will look similar to the pictures. At the least, the girl will look completely different but they will still try to pass her off as the girl in the ad.
It is a non working number. It dose not ring. Its a non working number. If you don't beleive me, try it.
Barney
[QUOTE=Dynomutt]It's an ad for a typical o'hare apartment. If you haven't done business with them or their affiliates before, they won't pick up.
The pictures are never of the girl. At most, the girl will look similar to the pictures. At the least, the girl will look completely different but they will still try to pass her off as the girl in the ad.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Barney]It is a non working number. It dose not ring. Its a non working number. If you don't beleive me, try it.
Barney[/QUOTE]
I dialed the number, it rung 4 times, then went busy. If i'm not mistaken, that means they don't have a voice mail set up. Like I said, if they don't recognize your number, they won't answer.
Sometimes, they may call you back after you call. It's happen to me, but maybe it was because business was slow, or something.
Just trying to help, don't give up!
[QUOTE=Barney][url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/asian-kitty-kit/4882621[/url]
Seen this ad several times over the last few months. Called several times when I saw ad posted. Phone # has never worked. To bad she looks hot.
Barney[/QUOTE]You didn't REALLY think that would be her? Outside of Thai Palace, no $160 provider is going to pose for professional photos.
Well, I tried again at 8:29 pm 6/14 and the number is not in service. I don't know what else to say
[QUOTE=Barney]It is a non working number. It dose not ring. Its a non working number. If you don't beleive me, try it.
Barney[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Davidonecall]Please let us know because she seems to good to be true and you know what that means.[/QUOTE]I googled the phone number and saw a link for another provider so I'm thinking its not legit.
Oh well.
[QUOTE=Brandonkelly]Would love to see her and don't have a problem TOFTT. My only problem is I'm going to be so busy this week I may not have time to sleep. Anyone have any info on Shay? If this girl really exists it's a no-brainer. Reverse phone shows the number is out of Logan, UT and she has one review on TER. If she posts next week I will report back
[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/petite_-18yr-italian-xhottiex-incall-only-18/5671515[/url][/QUOTE]Let me start off with, I have lurked these forums a few times, when I was looking for straight reviews of girls and couldn't find any on another site, and I have seen a lot of girls in the area.
I took a risk on seeing this girl on only seeing one review of her. It was worth it, I had a really good time with her, she was really sweet and looked just like her pictures. Very friendly attitude and ready to please. I would highly recommend her. Also, nice prices.
[QUOTE=Humpninja]Let me start off with, I have lurked these forums a few times, when I was looking for straight reviews of girls and couldn't find any on another site, and I have seen a lot of girls in the area.
I took a risk on seeing this girl on only seeing one review of her. It was worth it, I had a really good time with her, she was really sweet and looked just like her pictures. Very friendly attitude and ready to please. I would highly recommend her. Also, nice prices.[/QUOTE]I saw Shay last night and I will have to agree with this post. She looked pretty much just like the pictures. Very nice and tight, young body. She was friendly, although she did overdo it a bit and I found that a bit annoying. But she more than made up for it with her eagerness to please. She is worth seeing if you like cute, young girls.
[QUOTE=Dynomutt]It's an ad for a typical o'hare apartment. If you haven't done business with them or their affiliates before, they won't pick up.
The pictures are never of the girl. At most, the girl will look similar to the pictures. At the least, the girl will look completely different but they will still try to pass her off as the girl in the ad.[/QUOTE]Then how do they get new customers?
What did they pick up at one time but no longer do?
Has anyone had a chance to check out the new Anna @ the Willowbrook apt? Face is blurred but the rest of the pic looks great. Got me interested but money is tight. Need to know what she really looks like and whether she's a clock watcher?
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Seen this ad several times over the last few months. Called several times when I saw ad posted. Phone # has never worked. To bad she looks hot.
Barney
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FYI
She was in town several months ago but for some reason, due to some kind of glitch with BP, the ad gets reposted from time to time. This agency generally assigns one unique # to each girl and when she leaves the # is inactive. I saw her several times (8-10) when she was in town. I have her cell. When I first saw the reposted ad I dialed the # thinking she was back (I hate that) and when no one answered I called the agency and they explained. Then I called her and she answered and confirmed that she was out of town (east coast somewhere.)
The same thing is occurring with the ad for Rita from the same agency - she also has not been back in town even though the ad keeps getting reposted. I don't think its the agency reposting.
The pic is accurate. She was great.
I hope that helps.
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Ok guys if you hit that link then you know I have posted about this one before.
decided to give it a plunge after a little debate and i am defiantely happy I did. Arrived on time smelled fresh and was dressed conservatively. stepped in began with a little small talk to get reacquainted and after a short convo I offered her a bottle of water and on to the deed
gave an awesome CBJ into a reverse cowgirl, that really seemed to get her motor running because i could feel her already getting damp she turned into cowgirl and then it was off to the races (Yee-HAW). Made her slow it down and we transistioned into doggy, she has a unique technique she will keep her legs closed when you enter from behind and that help keep tthings nice and tight fo r a big finish.
but those are the deatils her eis the wrap up
Looks - 7 Average girl next door type (i.e. won't attract undo attention)
Attitude - 8 good attitude throughout
Performance - 7 gonna downgrade this a little but still well above average from most providers (this might have been my fault due to the particular condom we used the CBJ was a little lacking)
Overall - a definate one for the rolodex of sex gonan keep her number around for as long as she keeps it
Hey all I've been lurking here for a good week and I thought I would contribute. I've had decent luck with most of BP visits, of course if anything looks pro-shot or their faces are blurred out its a good indication for me to skip them.
So first post I decided to TOFTT I saw some guys ask about Sasha a couple pages back and I too was interested in her. She had all the telltale signs of being real, pics were all motel rooms, they weren't photo-shopped and she's been posting for a while.
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On the phone she seemed nice enough, thick accent was a kind of a turn on because I've never been to the USSR. Set up a visit she calls me back on my way there told me it was that she just discovered it was that time of month and apologized and said it was cool for me to cancel, that's a change and definitely figured wasn't LE. I told her I would just stop by for a BJ, she was cool with that. Location was NW side motel.
Got to her room, she was a hot little package short cute, great body as you can see from her pics which are very accurate. The room was a slight bit messy (nothing bad IMO) but she proceeded to clean it up without me saying anything, she's a smoker so your going to have to deal with that. She must have spent about 15-20 min getting ready before we got to action, so she wasn't a clock watcher because I was there or a Q. When we got down to action she took everything off except for her panties and the body was great nice perky b cups and cute ass, her tats arent' bad and they're not all over in random spots. The BBBJ was about a 6 but not bad by any means. She had a great attitude I asked if COB was cool, it was then asked if COF was and she didn't hesitate to say yes. So she went to work on me didn't rush when I was ready to pop she pulled it out and tugged on it till it was all over her face no dodging, she took a pretty good blast from me. She very cool about it joked about getting the money shot. I hung out for a little bit afterwords she didn't rush me out the door or anything she even got a call and didn't answer it. All in all I think I was there close to 50min for a. 80 Q.
She talks a lot and smoked but I'll deal with that again the next time I back in the USSR. I'll be back again.
Sorry dupe post
[QUOTE=Ralph Alton]Has anyone had a chance to check out the new Anna @ the Willowbrook apt? Face is blurred but the rest of the pic looks great. Got me interested but money is tight. Need to know what she really looks like and whether she's a clock watcher?[/QUOTE]
I was planning on checking her out last Wednesday, when she was at the Elston location. She wasn't available until 10 pm, and I didn't want to get sloppy eighths, or ninths.
I saw she's now at Willowbrook, and check out anot.e.r. site for a review. There was 1 review:
[QUOTE]Ok, so I got an urge during lunch and went to the usual location. Anna looked nice, greeted me with a smile. Although you get what you pay for, even in this category, it could have been better. For a lunch break it was ok, but I won’t repeat. So we start with the usual, donation, strip, nude massage, turn over, play with the boys, and a hj. Average at best. She does have great nips!!! I tried to play with the pussy, but she did not want to move closer. On to the CBJ, a little rushed with average skills. Then she want a little mish, I think just to hurry the session. Maybe it’s me, but when I feel I’m being rush, my sense of humor kicks in and I treat it as a workout. So the usual, I start pumping her, bigger motion let the whole 8’ slide, swing the hip, use the upper body to burn some extra calories. (Sorry, I know its funny, but amusement is important too). On to the K9, pump pump pump, she ask me to cum, no way I said, lets flip over back to mish. A little bit more of the in and out, and once I felt a little bit of sweat on my forehead, I came inside her. Oh well, better luck next time. Looks 6 Performance 5[/QUOTE] Hope's that help. If you decide to check her out, please write a report for us. I'm still indecisive, though her pictures look great!