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Hey all,
I moved up from OC to LA for work and now I was wondering if anyone could give me suggestions. I've been all over LA's thread, but traffic is horrible. Trying to stick to Westside as much as possible. Looked through rmaps, but everything was outdated.
[QUOTE=Dunter13;4150603]Hey all,
..., but traffic is horrible.[/QUOTE]Nah, it's normal. It's LA. Maybe Uber, then you can read snippy retorts like this one, while your driver complains about the traffic and everything else.
Hey all,
I'm visiting from NYC for a week. Really would appreciate if anyone could help me out with some recommendations. Thanks in advance.
[QUOTE=CharlesCoemans;4355568]Hey all,
I'm visiting from NYC for a week. Really would appreciate if anyone could help me out with some recommendations. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I guess try this place, it cannot be open for much longer, some dumb fucking monger is going to go into the pizza place next door and ask for a handjob. I know it.
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;4363945]I guess try this place, it cannot be open for much longer, some dumb fucking monger is going to go into the pizza place next door and ask for a handjob. I know it.[/QUOTE]This is tooo true, and most likely the way this place closes.
[QUOTE=Wicker555;4371272]This is tooo true, and most likely the way this place closes.[/QUOTE]How 828 is open is mystifying. Cept for one review where some gal rimmed some dud, the place is a joke.
Same for the deutche uber alles joint on Lincoln.
Hey all, on the west side for a few days, wonder if there are any places you'd recommend for legit massage with HE. Not looking for full service. Just a little release. Thanks.
I keep driving by this place and I notice the following:
There is always a few bums in the front (thank ted lieu for spending 30 million on muh Russia! And mayor yoga pants for your 400 page study on the homeless).
The parking lot is pretty full, mostly Mercedes.
There is usually someone chatting out front just in the driveway.
I went there 100 years ago, and got a forcefull BBBBBBJ tillllllll CIMMMMMMMMMM.
I am going to return.
The place on Lincoln and pico next to the Sherwin Williams and the pizza place is closed until March 31.
The new place at 32 xx sm blvd is a shit shithole, really shitty fat Latina.
Both a-1 and skin are closed. In the past a-1 had the open light on, but lately not.
What a major loss to the santa monica economy.
The world needs a covid-19 relates hobbling death dashboard with remembrances of all the places that were lost during the outbreak.
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;4755475]Both a-1 and skin are closed. In the past a-1 had the open light on, but lately not.
What a major loss to the santa monica economy.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CubsFan6012;4756997]The world needs a covid-19 relates hobbling death dashboard with remembrances of all the places that were lost during the outbreak.[/QUOTE]With respect to a-1 the dashboard probably should include the personnel.
That was me protesting today with a sign that said AMPs MATTER.
It is open and they take appointments. Not sure if cici is there weekdays, but they have "new sexy girl" LOL. A-1 seems to be shut still.
So you need to wear a mask at all times in this place, but the girl takes it off to blow you.
Virus theater at its best.
Oh, and they do not like the AA here, they threw one out because he was giving them static of some muh dik type.
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;4854821]It is open and they take appointments. Not sure if cici is there weekdays, but they have "new sexy girl" LOL. A-1 seems to be shut still.[/QUOTE]A-1 was open as of middle of last week. Mask the whole time.
This place, which I saw kick a soul brother to the curb, is closed again.
Has anyone been to Chen's on SM blvd recently?
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;4810507]That was me protesting today with a sign that said AMPs MATTER.[/QUOTE]Love this quote. Thanks brother.
M2.
[QUOTE=FreakyBurge;4907701]Has anyone been to Chen's on SM blvd recently?[/QUOTE](Rumor has it that bareback westholly jenny is posing as (mary) at this place.
[QUOTE=Hanzo8;4913795](Rumor has it that bareback westholly jenny is posing as (mary) at this place.[/QUOTE]Chen's is in the city of los Angeles. Mary, who looks like she could be a nail salon cashier is available for fucking. Supposedly guys are blind and are paying her 140. Honestly, I would not fuck her. She looks atrocious. [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]
Skin paradise is back open, and you can just walk in.
I got cici who has been reviewed on other sites as the second coming of Helen of troy.
She is fat, not pretty, but can stroke slow. 50 for the door 80 for a long hand job.
You guys need glasses.
If there was full service in Santa Monica, but no one knew, did it really happen?
Both a-1 retirement home and skin paradise beached whale facility are back open.
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5220590]If there was full service in Santa Monica, but no one knew, did it really happen?
Both a-1 retirement home and skin paradise beached whale facility are back open.[/QUOTE]Same as it ever was. Back to the new normal LOL.
[QUOTE=Wicker555;5270005]Same as it ever was. Back to the new normal LOL.[/QUOTE]I am afraid to go to a-1, I do not want to have to close my eyes and hold my nose while fucking.
Skin paradise, well cici is heavier than a rhino on an all carb diet and gucci is just an older bag.
Anything decent?
Anyone see this provider [URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/228449[/URL] ? Interested to see what the service is like.
[QUOTE=GdezLosAngeles;5391391]Anyone see this provider [URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/228449[/URL] ? Interested to see what the service is like[/QUOTE]She wanted 250 for a handie and 400 for head and 600 for a full crack.
I found something else, and I texted her a few days later no response, it seems she is gone.
I am sure she did terrific in Santa Monica. Not.
The place is still shit.
I have to ask. There is a pizza place on 10th and Pico next to skin paradise. What happened to it? It seems to be closed. By the way skin paradise is still open. No one goes there anymore though, it is too crowded.
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5610527]I have to ask. There is a pizza place on 10th and Pico next to skin paradise. What happened to it? It seems to be closed. By the way skin paradise is still open. No one goes there anymore though, it is too crowded.[/QUOTE]The continued existence of Skin Paradise is truly baffling. No plans to visit any time soon. As for the pizza place, no clue, I find that little strip mall hard to keep track of since it's always half empty anyways. SM continues to be a depressing monger wasteland.
When was the last sighting of GILF Penny? I last saw here in San Diego circa 2015.
[QUOTE=Phillyguy74;5619638]When was the last sighting of GILF Penny? I last saw here in San Diego circa 2015.[/QUOTE]I think she may have died, I heard she went to the pearly gates, and she was saying she was too young to die. So st. Peter took her to the back office and she said that she was only 36-40.
St. Peter said but by the number of guys you fucked, you are 103.
Visiting Santa Monica for couple days. Any great place I can visit?? Thanks for info.
[QUOTE=PussyLove;5677715]Visiting Santa Monica for couple days. Any great place I can visit?? Thanks for info.[/QUOTE]For breakfast, I think your best bet is the shutters buffet. Pricey but good.
For lunch, I would try the galley on main. The rest of the places on main are for shit (except chinois).
For dinner, it is chinois on main or perhaps boa on Broadway.
For getting a handjob, there are only two places a-1 on Lincoln which has the oldest hookers, and skin paradise on pico, which has the fattest hookers.
Skin paradise has moved from 828 to 801 - 801 is this former cricket wireless store. It is a little structure in the 711, dominos, water store, strip mall at the north east corner of linc and pico.
Apparently the table shower is gone. No word if you can get your phone reprogrammed while getting beaten off.
There is a Latina who is lazy as a temple of bliss girl and is upset if you do not do full service.
Cici the fat whale is apparently being transported across the street.
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5856149]Skin paradise has moved from 828 to 801 - 801 is this former cricket wireless store. It is a little structure in the 711, dominos, water store, strip mall at the north east corner of linc and pico.
Apparently the table shower is gone. No word if you can get your phone reprogrammed while getting beaten off.
There is a Latina who is lazy as a temple of bliss girl and is upset if you do not do full service.
Cici the fat whale is apparently being transported across the street.[/QUOTE]Any further info on this spot / talent? I am nearby, wondering if worth checking out. Or any other west side reccomendations?
[QUOTE=RedFred4;5859888]Any further info on this spot / talent? I am nearby, wondering if worth checking out. Or any other west side reccomendations?[/QUOTE][URL]https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/4bbbe6b3-a0c4-4975-8beb-0d288f54768d[/URL]
It is 815 pico, they want 150 for FS plus 50 for the house. Not going to happen.
The German American club below that shit fest a-1 massage is having a Christmas koffee klatch tomorrow from 11-5. I think to park you need to be a member. If you get tired of Christmas shopping, you can go upstairs and fuck a corpse at a-1.
The other place, sun acupressure, seems to be open. It has the smallest fuck rooms ever.
I am visiting from San Diego and just looking for a great massage and hand job. I have looked through the forms and it seems like most people are looking for BJ or FS, but I honestly just want a relaxing sensual handjob. I can trade a few San Diego suggestions that are extremely high quality and off the radar.