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[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1745996]ESCORT ADVERTISEMENT AND WEBSITE DECODER.

Ultimate GFE. Has a good imagination.

I enjoy my work. A highly accomplished actress, fakes "O"s better than Meg Ryan.

Down-to-earth. Isn't high.

Energetic. Is high.

Discreet. Too disorganized to keep your personal information.

Outcall only. Has a car, lives in a motel.

Incall only. Doesn't have a car, lives in a motel.

BBW. Pick a fold, any fold.

I answer my phone. No computer.

E-mail me only. No phone.

Fill out my online booking form. You will never get an appointment, ever.

Punctual. +- 2 hours.

Educated. 5 years of high school.

Wants to spend time getting to know you. Kills as much of the hour as possible with idle chit-chat.

Appreciates tips. $200 for a no-touch dance, $300 more for FS.

Girl-next-door. Has a face like a basset hound.

Mature. Take her photo, add 15 years.

Classy. Washes.

University Educated. Bartending School.

Sensitive. Doesn't laugh at you to your face.

Loves meeting new people. She needs the money.

Lingerie available. BYO, she'll be more than happy to wear it.

Sensual. Turns the TV off.

Referrals required. Wants to gauge how skanky you really are.

Deposit required. Primadonna.

Sophisticated. Stops the action to take cell phone calls.

Blonde. Bad dye job.

Redhead. Wig.

Couples welcome. At least women usually wash.

Can bring a friend. Anything to get you off faster.

Smoker. 6 packs a day.

Non-Smoker. 2 packs a day.

Doesn't do drugs. That happens after the session.

Face obscured on site for privacy. Butt ugly.

Elegant Dinner Companion. A free meal is always nice.

Tight butt. No hips, ass looks like 14 year old boy.

B cup. BB's on a breadboard.

C cup. B cup.

D cup. C cup.

DD cup. Fat.

115. 140.

125. 150.

135. 160.

140+. A house.

New pics on site. Reviewers slammed her for dated pics.

I only take 1 appointment per day. The other 5 are just friends.

My car broke down. She has better things to do.

My email crashed, I lost everything. She has better things to do for the next week.

Retirement. She met a BF who doesn't like her job.

Coming out of retirement. She was dumped.

Holiday Specials. Kids need winter clothes.

Light Domination. You don't want FS? All the better.

If you seek a onetime experience, look elsewhere. Look elsewhere.

Nice apartment. Doesn't live in a motel.

A few piercings. Face and bod look like a pin cushion.

A few tats. More ink than bare skin.

Very accommodating. Speaks greek if you are less than 6", $100 extra.

Now independent. Too flaky even for the agency.

Genuine pics. Just not of her.

34-23-34. 34-32-40.

Yup, I thought so too.

PC out[/QUOTE]

Very Entertaining Post PC.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1745996]ESCORT ADVERTISEMENT AND WEBSITE DECODER.

Ultimate GFE. Has a good imagination.

I enjoy my work. A highly accomplished actress, fakes "O"s better than Meg Ryan.

Down-to-earth. Isn't high.

Energetic. Is high.

Discreet. Too disorganized to keep your personal information.

Outcall only. Has a car, lives in a motel.

Incall only. Doesn't have a car, lives in a motel.

BBW. Pick a fold, any fold.

I answer my phone. No computer.

E-mail me only. No phone.

Fill out my online booking form. You will never get an appointment, ever.

Punctual. +- 2 hours.

Educated. 5 years of high school.

Wants to spend time getting to know you. Kills as much of the hour as possible with idle chit-chat.

Appreciates tips. $200 for a no-touch dance, $300 more for FS.

Girl-next-door. Has a face like a basset hound.

Mature. Take her photo, add 15 years.

Classy. Washes.

University Educated. Bartending School.

Sensitive. Doesn't laugh at you to your face.

Loves meeting new people. She needs the money.

Lingerie available. BYO, she'll be more than happy to wear it.

Sensual. Turns the TV off.

Referrals required. Wants to gauge how skanky you really are.

Deposit required. Primadonna.

Sophisticated. Stops the action to take cell phone calls.

Blonde. Bad dye job.

Redhead. Wig.

Couples welcome. At least women usually wash.

Can bring a friend. Anything to get you off faster.

Smoker. 6 packs a day.

Non-Smoker. 2 packs a day.

Doesn't do drugs. That happens after the session.

Face obscured on site for privacy. Butt ugly.

Elegant Dinner Companion. A free meal is always nice.

Tight butt. No hips, ass looks like 14 year old boy.

B cup. BB's on a breadboard.

C cup. B cup.

D cup. C cup.

DD cup. Fat.

115. 140.

125. 150.

135. 160.

140+. A house.

New pics on site. Reviewers slammed her for dated pics.

I only take 1 appointment per day. The other 5 are just friends.

My car broke down. She has better things to do.

My email crashed, I lost everything. She has better things to do for the next week.

Retirement. She met a BF who doesn't like her job.

Coming out of retirement. She was dumped.

Holiday Specials. Kids need winter clothes.

Light Domination. You don't want FS? All the better.

If you seek a onetime experience, look elsewhere. Look elsewhere.

Nice apartment. Doesn't live in a motel.

A few piercings. Face and bod look like a pin cushion.

A few tats. More ink than bare skin.

Very accommodating. Speaks greek if you are less than 6", $100 extra.

Now independent. Too flaky even for the agency.

Genuine pics. Just not of her.

34-23-34. 34-32-40.

Yup, I thought so too.

PC out[/QUOTE]

Hoe bits for all the LA Hoe Mamas

If these offend you well, its all true then isn't it lolol.

"Back in town" = Out of Jail.

"24/7" = Really strung out on junk & can't sleep.

"Exclusive"/"Selective"/Discriminating"/"Limited Availability" = Too lazy to work very often.

"References Required" = Grant usually works. Ben Franklin always works.

"Curvy" = Fat.

Voluptuous" = really fat. Fuck a fold, any fold.

"Exquisite" = Goofy looking.

"New to the area" = New Google Voice Number.

"Experienced" = Eligible for Social Security and food stamps.

"Clean" = I stole a couple extra wash cloths off the housekeeping cart, you are welcome to them while they last but I don't wash my ass fo no one.

"Punctual" = If the guy ahead of you cums quick you won't have to wait very long, ahhh I think.

"I see all men regardless of age, race, body type, etc." = I'm really broke and could do anyone at this point since I blew all my money on useless 6" pumps.

"2 Girl Special" = I got a roommate and others.

"Secluded"/"Serene"/"Private" = So fucking far out of the City you want to stop at the gas station on your way out of town.

"Sisters"/"Twins" = If you are so dumb you think these pics are real, you'll believe the sisters thing too.

"Porn Star" = My pimp took some nude pics of me when I was passed out.

"Supermodel" = I got a bunch of pics up on my Facebook profile.

"Ask about Overnight Specials" = I've never actually done one before but what the hell.

"No upsell' = Yeah right?

"No Rush" = Sure whatever to get you here haha.

"Sweet, down-to-earth personality" = I turn into Carrie 3. 5 mins after you arrive cause I'm having a bad day.

Complements of PC and Steak404 in the Big A and applicable to 98. 99% of all the hoes in the world today. More to cummmmmmmm. Any more feedback from all the distinguished Members here?

PC out

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1747577]Hoe bits for all the LA Hoe Mamas

If these offend you well, its all true then isn't it lolol.

"Back in town" = Out of Jail
etc.





Fantistic-take a bow and post in OC section!

Anyone hire Lisa. I spoke to her and want to go for it. Just looking to see how the experience has been with anyone from here.

What do you guys think?

Her site.

[url]http://lisamintoni.escortwebsite.com/[/url]

I like the photos she sent me so I want to do it.

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I am visiting the LA area, and would appreciate any info on BBFS providers that anyone could recommend. I do know several, but of course, I'm always looking for strange! If you want to trade info, please drop me a PM! Thanks!

[QUOTE=DoctorLove;1796840]I am visiting the LA area, and would appreciate any info on BBFS providers that anyone could recommend. I do know several, but of course, I'm always looking for strange! If you want to trade info, please drop me a PM! Thanks![/QUOTE]Good luck in your search. Most girls I know won't provide BB until you're engaged!

Hi Guys,

I have been looking over the reports and I can't seem to find what I am looking for. I have been saving my money and am ready to go out with a woman. I went out again with the Latina Samantha though I don't feel like I am getting any more from her by being a regular with her. I thought I should look around for another girl like her but different. Here is what I want. I would like a skinny girl that is really pretty and easy to get along with. I don't really care about what race or nationality she is though it would be nice to see a Ebony lady or another Asian lady or even another Latina lady would be nice. I am not sure what is good so I guess I will try to be with a few then I can determine what my preference is. The girl should be pretty though and small maybe shorter than 5'7" and no more than 140 pounds with long hair and delicate features. I like girls with small breast that look nice. Nothing fake unless it feels good which I had a girlfriend with fake breasts and they looked funny and they felt even funnier. I don't think I want to pay to play with a girl with fake breasts. I think that my price limit on meeting with the girl should be around one hundred dollars though less than that would be even better like sixty is the best. If she is shaved down there below that would be my preference as well.

Then I guess she should feel comfortable with herself and with meeting me. She should not complain about sex and hopefully likes to have it. I am small so I don't think that she should have a reason to complain. I work hard and I don't complain at work and no one cares anyways so hopefully you give me a girl's information that isn't a complainer and knows how to do her job. I work hard so I expect the same and that is what I am looking for in a partner for this whole thing.

In closing I just want to say thank you very much for helping me out with sending me this info. I am pretty much a normal guy but I can't go out with lots of different girls because I don't make a lot of money now. It was easier when I lived at home and the money I made I got to keep. Now I pay lots of expenses and I can't pay for a girlfriend other than on a short term basis. Thanks for the suggestions and help.

Once again I have hooked up with Ms L and boy did she hook me up. Now I know she might not be the Prettiest Sexiest Chick out there but for Value and Kinks can't beat her. She Does Anal with ease and all I had was .8 and that also got me the other 2 Holes If anyone is interested in this True SLT then Contact me on Private I'm. She Lives in the San Bernardino area but comes to the Los Angeles area often

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[QUOTE=IsopMan;2006467]Once again I have hooked up with Ms L and boy did she hook me up. Now I know she might not be the Prettiest Sexiest Chick out there but for Value and Kinks can't beat her. She Does Anal with ease and all I had was .8 and that also got me the other 2 Holes If anyone is interested in this True SLT then Contact me on Private I'm. She Lives in the San Bernardino area but comes to the Los Angeles area often

[ATTACH=CONFIG]301730[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]301727[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]301728[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]301729[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]301726[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]That one close up pussy shot looks remarkably like a Georgia O'Keefe painting of a black iris.

[QUOTE=Nutzoid;2006508]That one close up pussy shot looks remarkably like a Georgia O'Keefe painting of a black iris.[/QUOTE]ROFL. Boy, I needed a laugh after the first 4 pics.

[QUOTE=Nutzoid;2006508]That one close up pussy shot looks remarkably like a Georgia O'Keefe painting of a black iris.[/QUOTE]LOL.. Just remember all I didn't promise a Beauty Queen but a Richard Pleezer.

Hey fellow mongers, any guys want to have fun with her? Pm me for number. She not fat, nice ass.

Pm for more details and digits.

Jon.

Found a bbw in canyon country arranged a car date...went well... Very easy to talk to...pm for #'s... I enjoy BBBJCIM in my dreams she fit the bill...

[QUOTE=IsopMan;2006467]Once again I have hooked up with Ms L and boy did she hook me up. Now I know she might not be the Prettiest Sexiest Chick out there but for Value and Kinks can't beat her. She Does Anal with ease and all I had was .8 and that also got me the other 2 Holes If anyone is interested in this True SLT then Contact me on Private I'm. She Lives in the San Bernardino area but comes to the Los Angeles area often

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Has anyone ever had a date with Amber Saunders? I understand this is quite a vague question, I forget how I exactly came about her name, I just know she is the ex-step daughter of Gerald Saunders whom produces porn. Scanning through her site, which I will provide once I remember it, she strictly escorts and not yet ready to get into porn. She is a nice 18 why / o blond spinner that sounds like she'd be a great time. I will be visiting and really wanted to see her.

[QUOTE=Love2;2097606]Found a bbw in canyon country arranged a car date...went well... Very easy to talk to...pm for #'s... I enjoy BBBJCIM in my dreams she fit the bill...[/QUOTE]Where did she post and do you have a pic.

I'm looking for a Petite girl that does in calls and I was wondering if any of you guys can help me out? I don't care about race I just want a skinny / average sized girl.

[QUOTE=LastJack;2446641]I'm looking for a Petite girl that does in calls and I was wondering if any of you guys can help me out? I don't care about race I just want a skinny / average sized girl.[/QUOTE]My advice is to join humaniplex and instead of fucking the girl, offer her a 2-4 week stay at one of these places:

[URL]http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2013/04/22/americas-top-10-weight-loss-resorts/[/URL]

Then, she might be skinny or average.

Not sure it is worth the 10 k or more, but it would be funny to see a greatest loser type show for HX gals.

I'll start.

1. Gaga.

2. Yve.

3. Rebecca.

Who is your top 3?

I got a chance to meet up with a girl I met on * She was legit. Was kinda scared of me. I don't know why. But everything she promised and deliver. Everything was covered but she really knew how to work a skull.

Big Tits too.

Here's her link. [URL]http://www.********.com/longbeach/Escorts/thick-busty-amp-carmel-for-your-pleasure-to-men-whoamp39ve-had-a-hard-day/1778065[/URL] if you meet up with her let hew know the guy with the black Lexus referred you. I could use some brownie point upon next visit.

Holy fuckin shit. Young, tight, and perfect. Pm for info after you see her rates and you're still interested. [URL]http://www.geminanovy.com/[/URL].

[QUOTE=OkiChimpo;2599302]Holy fuckin shit. Young, tight, and perfect. Pm for info after you see her rates and you're still interested. [URL]http://www.geminanovy.com/[/URL].[/QUOTE]She is out of her damn mind.

This is Los Angeles.

For the type of money she wants, guys can hire young pornstars for bareback / creampie scenes.

Can you post a review. Most of us could never spend that kind of moolah.

[QUOTE=OkiChimpo;2599302]Holy fuckin shit. Young, tight, and perfect. Pm for info after you see her rates and you're still interested. [URL]http://www.geminanovy.com/[/URL].[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;2599329]She is out of her damn mind.

This is Los Angeles.

For the type of money she wants, guys can hire young pornstars for bareback / creampie scenes.[/QUOTE]Really? Show me how.

[QUOTE=OkiChimpo;2599302]Holy fuckin shit. Young, tight, and perfect. Pm for info after you see her rates and you're still interested. [URL]http://www.geminanovy.com/[/URL].[/QUOTE]Although it seems like you had a great time with her, she just asking for way too much. Way above what I'm willing to spend. But you should post review on her anyway. Might be handy in the future.

[QUOTE=OkiChimpo;2599983]Really? Show me how.[/QUOTE]You can find agencies and probably hire young pornstars for that type of money.

Please, council of mongerdom, I have come to beg for assistance.

Dem aampmaps girls won't answer me! Seriously, how do I get my err. Foot in the door?

[QUOTE=LvLife;2569312]I'll start.

1. Gaga.

2. Yve.

3. Rebecca.

Who is your top 3?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OkiChimpo;2599302]Holy fuckin shit. Young, tight, and perfect. Pm for info after you see her rates and you're still interested. [URL]http://www.geminanovy.com/[/URL].[/QUOTE]Nice find man. She's in my typical range.

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Any one know of a petite escort in or around Downey? Please let me know?

Hey guys I have to tell you guys about an amazing session I had with this beautiful puertorican girl in this area. So I went to California with some buddies and they told me about this UTR Spanish chick who they knew from Facebook. They told me that she's real protective and deals online to make her first dates with her clients. So I got in contact to her through her email, and after making the date, she called me and I had her over and WOW this girl is special.

She comes over and starts with the kissing and touching FULL GFE. She starts sucking me and damn her lips are perfect and very wet. I kissed her all over and ate her out very nicely until I then fucked her in every position I could think of LOL eventually I went for anal and finished that way. I would rate her a perfect 10! Total was 400 for everything, well fucking worth it. If you want her info send me a pm!!

[QUOTE=Jap1256;2624145]Any one know of a petite escort in or around Downey? Please let me know?[/QUOTE]Simply get onto HX and look under Los Angeles then filter it to Gateway and take a look at Jasmine (spelling? She is a sweetheart. Treat her right!

Have fun!

The Tall Man.

[QUOTE=Jerichoo;2626388]Hey guys I have to tell you guys about an amazing session I had with this beautiful puertorican girl in this area. So I went to California with some buddies and they told me about this UTR Spanish chick who they knew from Facebook. They told me that she's real protective and deals online to make her first dates with her clients. So I got in contact to her through her email, and after making the date, she called me and I had her over and WOW this girl is special.

She comes over and starts with the kissing and touching FULL GFE. She starts sucking me and damn her lips are perfect and very wet. I kissed her all over and ate her out very nicely until I then fucked her in every position I could think of LOL eventually I went for anal and finished that way. I would rate her a perfect 10! Total was 400 for everything, well fucking worth it. If you want her info send me a pm!![/QUOTE]Dude, to each his own. Yes she is cute but really 4 benjies? WTF. This is why most of us guys don't do out call escorts. They think there pussy are gold covered. Day in and day out I pay 1. 6 to 1. 8 and get a young fresh girl.

But glad you enjoyed your time!

The Tall Man.

[QUOTE=TheTallMan;2626769]Dude, to each his own. Yes she is cute but really 4 benjies? WTF. This is why most of us guys don't do out call escorts. They think there pussy are gold covered. Day in and day out I pay 1. 6 to 1. 8 and get a young fresh girl.

But glad you enjoyed your time!

The Tall Man.[/QUOTE]Her covered service costs less.

[QUOTE=Jerichoo;2626388]Hey guys I have to tell you guys about an amazing session I had with this beautiful puertorican girl in this area. So I went to California with some buddies and they told me about this UTR Spanish chick who they knew from Facebook. They told me that she's real protective and deals online to make her first dates with her clients. So I got in contact to her through her email, and after making the date, she called me and I had her over and WOW this girl is special.

She comes over and starts with the kissing and touching FULL GFE. She starts sucking me and damn her lips are perfect and very wet. I kissed her all over and ate her out very nicely until I then fucked her in every position I could think of LOL eventually I went for anal and finished that way. I would rate her a perfect 10! Total was 400 for everything, well fucking worth it. If you want her info send me a pm!![/QUOTE]Great review man. She's my type.

[QUOTE=Jerichoo;2626388]Hey guys I have to tell you guys about an amazing session I had with this beautiful puertorican girl in this area. So I went to California with some buddies and they told me about this UTR Spanish chick who they knew from Facebook. They told me that she's real protective and deals online to make her first dates with her clients. So I got in contact to her through her email, and after making the date, she called me and I had her over and WOW this girl is special.

She comes over and starts with the kissing and touching FULL GFE. She starts sucking me and damn her lips are perfect and very wet. I kissed her all over and ate her out very nicely until I then fucked her in every position I could think of LOL eventually I went for anal and finished that way. I would rate her a perfect 10! Total was 400 for everything, well fucking worth it. If you want her info send me a pm!![/QUOTE]Hi Jericho. I'd love to get to know this Puerto rican pecan.

[QUOTE=AlphabetA007;2019254]Hey fellow mongers, any guys want to have fun with her? Pm me for number. She not fat, nice ass.[/QUOTE]Talking about throwback. Used to go by Gabi, is she still around?

[QUOTE=Jerichoo;2626388]Hey guys I have to tell you guys about an amazing session I had with this beautiful puertorican girl in this area. So I went to California with some buddies and they told me about this UTR Spanish chick who they knew from Facebook. They told me that she's real protective and deals online to make her first dates with her clients. So I got in contact to her through her email, and after making the date, she called me and I had her over and WOW this girl is special.

She comes over and starts with the kissing and touching FULL GFE. She starts sucking me and damn her lips are perfect and very wet. I kissed her all over and ate her out very nicely until I then fucked her in every position I could think of LOL eventually I went for anal and finished that way. I would rate her a perfect 10! Total was 400 for everything, well fucking worth it. If you want her info send me a pm!![/QUOTE]This guy pitched almost the exact same line of bullshit in the atlanta forum, its a scam. I will guarantee that if you get the contact info from him, the "girl" will want money up front via paypal without meeting her first.