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[QUOTE=Bend It]Summer Cummings makes a fabulous hood ornament[/QUOTE]
I never had a good enough reason to buy myself a pickup truck.
Thank you for giving me one.
Benchseats Rock
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]I never had a good enough reason to buy myself a pickup truck.
Thank you for giving me one.
Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]
You're welcome!
How did that old jingle go - a Coke and a smile?
Bend It
Wonderful! Wish *I* had seen and taken that picture!
[QUOTE=Bend It]How did that old jingle go - a Coke and a smile?
Bend It[/QUOTE]
We'll see how long she's laughing after he punch f*cks her . . .
Bush inserts, but he can't pull out
An animated gif - He's brilliant!
[QUOTE=Bend It]An animated gif - He's brilliant![/QUOTE]This was altered, it was clinton that had the caps on the binoculars.
The Clinton pic was a different one:
[url]http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/binoculars.asp[/url]
this stupid c*nt needs to be taught a lesson
Those titties are fuckin' huge!
a good use for the empties . . .
I find this pretzel b*tch to be strangely erotic.
Mommy and Daddy are so proud of their little girl - who is paying the rent by wh*ring herself out to screw midgets on film. Priceless, indeed . . .
What can I say--really--don't we appreciate it when they say it like they think it is (or... actually MAY be?) And, admit it, we love a little ***** in our women, sort of like cayenne pepper in a Mexican dish... Makes them interesting.
Love the picture--thanks.
For reference, here it is:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=33125[/url]
Giani
P.S. This is new (and NOT necessarily good). I wrote out the name for a female dog (b*tch) in the above text, and it got magically transformed into *****. I tried it twice, same result.
JACKSON: please explain the new censorship software...
[QUOTE=Bend It]this stupid c*nt needs to be taught a lesson[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Giani]
JACKSON: please explain the new censorship software...[/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?faq=posting_questions#faq_posting_questions_06]HERE[/url] is the page in the FAQ's that you should already have been familiar with. You're a Senior member: act like one. If not for yourself, then for the newbies.
Benchseats Rock
Benchsheats:
Sheesh. EXC-U-U-U-U-U-SE me. Mea culpa. Try to compliment a poster for his post, and one gets whacked...
In the future, I will try to "act like" a Senior member (like yourself???). Hey--maybe in the future, you could treat posters with some respect in this arena...
Am I supposed to apologize for not previously noticing that b*tch is a forbidden word? OK--count me as a newbie.
Please accept my profound apology...
Hoping for better commraderie on this forum. Do we HAVE to cut each other down for our learning experiences?
Giani
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock][url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?faq=posting_questions#faq_posting_questions_06]HERE[/url] is the page in the FAQ's that you should already have been familiar with. You're a Senior member: act like one. If not for yourself, then for the newbies.
Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]
P.S. Thanks for the citation--Interesting that fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, etc are not allowed, but the verb to b*tch is not allowed...
Saving......
[QUOTE=Giani]Hoping for better commraderie on this forum. Do we HAVE to cut each other down for our learning experiences?
Giani
P.S. Thanks for the citation--Interesting that fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, etc are not allowed, but the verb to b*tch is not allowed...[/QUOTE]You have to be a comrade; before commraderie exists.
On another note, I do oh so love that "fuck" word. :D
Zhuxi
Giani:
One easy one to remember, terms that can be construed as derogatory to women aren't allowed. If in doubt, preview your post. This site is about searching for women for sexual gratification. We should not be bad mouthing them or fellow mongers.
A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair; while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict; look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. DO whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
[QUOTE=Giani]
P.S. This is new (and NOT necessarily good). I wrote out the name for a female dog (b*tch) in the above text, and it got magically transformed into *****. I tried it twice, same result. [/QUOTE]
"This is new" means you haven't RTFF'd at all. Sin #1
"and NOT necessarily good" is the part that pissed me off. Had you written the same post without this bit, my tone would have been completely different.
Benchseats Rock
Dr Seuss revisited...
A submissive b*tch gets a helping hand and fist . . .
I *respect* a man who gets his dick sucked by a c*unt like Monica . . .
A brilliant b*tch doing what she does best, for laughs . . .
I wouldn't let this fucked up b*tch cook my food - I'd be afraid.
maybe I need to get some, because this isn't looking half-bad to me . . .
I'd like to give each of these c*unts a lesson in jackhammer blowjobs.
Easy money. All she had to do was:
1. get ridiculous funbags bolted onto her chest, screaming to everyone who sees her that she's a f*ck toy
2. go to LA and ***** herself to porn producers
3. get cast in a movie called "Gag Factor" where she laid on her back, with her head hanging over the edge, while a 9" dick slammed in and out of her mouth while she made involuntary "guag guag guag" sounds
(quote): I *respect* a man who gets his dick sucked by a c*unt like Monica.
Did you hear that Monica completed medical school but the state licensing board rejected her and wouldn't allow her to become a doctor? They said it was because she sucked as an intern!
Headfirst, are you old enough to be here? How [b]old[/b] is this joke you are telling? The fact that you thought this is funny, you have to be 12 or something.
Now if you really want a funny Lewinsky joke:
"Monica Lewinsky told this month's Cosmo magazine that if it weren't for Bill Clinton, she would be a mom now, with two kids. Really? Not the way she was doing it." —Jay Leno
[QUOTE=Headfirst]Did you hear that Monica completed medical school but the state licensing board rejected her and wouldn't allow her to become a doctor? They said it was because she sucked as an intern![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Headfirst](quote): I *respect* a man who gets his dick sucked by a c*unt like Monica.
Did you hear that Monica completed medical school but the state licensing board rejected her and wouldn't allow her to become a doctor? They said it was because she sucked as an intern![/QUOTE]
Well, Headfirst, it made me laugh!
Fair warning for the ladies here, from those of us who have (or would like to THINK we have) something in common with John Holmes...
[QUOTE=Warpig2000]Fair warning for the ladies here, from those of us who have (or would like to THINK we have) something in common with John Holmes...[/QUOTE]
That's classic, Warpig. I think I'm going to make these into business cards . . . LOL!
Poke da monkey
Fighting Stickmen.
[QUOTE=Common Man]How much stuffing is enough?[/QUOTE]
I'd say about that much :)
Is that a real doll?
That is some funny shit.