Massage Parlor Reports

Well Good folks. I will be back to checking out the places soon. Remember. All of them are very shy and need to get to know you some before offering any sort of HE One thing that I do is to reaffirm that I am not related to LE in any way. ALthough I am clean cut and decent looking. I bring a business card or something to break the ice. Its easier to do when you are from out of town. The phone number gives you away pretty easy. As in any place. You have to make the girl feel comfortable that you are not going to effect her. You will also get better service this way. Now I know that is hard for alot of guys. Most do not have the graceous social skills to meet and make a girl comfortable. Other wise they would do it in a bar and never pay for anything. But if you kill them with kindness and go more than once. You might have some great luck.

Stay tuned. Same bat channel. Same bat station.

Go snow.

The AMP place on 4th plain and 5000. It was a very nice massage. No extras but that is not why I was there. I was not expecting any extras. However with some coaxing and a few repeats. Perhaps. Nice true massage though.

Have a great day. Super nice C girls

[QUOTE=AMP Guide; 1648409]The AMP place on 4th plain and 5000. It was a very nice massage. No extras but that is not why I was there. I was not expecting any extras. However with some coaxing and a few repeats. Perhaps. Nice true massage though.

Have a great day. Super nice C girls[/QUOTE]Were the girls cute? Do they allow no draping?

I am no spring chicken. I know that in some cases you have to build a repore but the idea of visiting 2-4 times before you get a quality massage is ridiculous. I'm not interested in places that cost me $$-$$$ before I feel satisfied. That is ridiculous.

I follow a few simple rules when looking for a good massage and I broke one when I went in to the 78th street location.

I have never been to get a massage with lights that bright or curtains on the door and felt good after. It means they are making a mad dash to make some cash. Trust me. If you have money and time to blow on 'building a relationship' then by all means. I'm there to get a massage that satisfies me and I don't appreciate when an establishment suggests that is what you'll get and falls short.

This opening and closing of locations is simply an indication that someone knows there are enough suckers out there to drop $$-$$$ to figure out if a massage is any good.

Have fun, enjoy yourselves but don't be duped into coming back for more of the same.

[QUOTE=AMP Guide; 1647256]Well Good folks. I will be back to checking out the places soon. Remember. All of them are very shy and need to get to know you some before offering any sort of HE One thing that I do is to reaffirm that I am not related to LE in any way. ALthough I am clean cut and decent looking. I bring a business card or something to break the ice. Its easier to do when you are from out of town. The phone number gives you away pretty easy. As in any place. You have to make the girl feel comfortable that you are not going to effect her. You will also get better service this way. Now I know that is hard for alot of guys. Most do not have the graceous social skills to meet and make a girl comfortable. Other wise they would do it in a bar and never pay for anything. But if you kill them with kindness and go more than once. You might have some great luck.

Stay tuned. Same bat channel. Same bat station.

Go snow.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Risom;1648874]Were the girls cute? Do they allow no draping?[/QUOTE]You've got 4 posts and all of them have to do with Draping? WTF is draping? I've been mongering for 30 years and I've never heard of draping and for that matter someone who was so concerned about it. Are you talking about the provider placing towel over you? You know how many providers do that and still over service? A lot. Geez!

Go out and visit some of the places and you tell us.

All. I've read your posts and determined in Portland, you may find a good massage, but not beyond.

I'll be in downtown this week. And I guess I'll have to wait to return to the east coast to relieve the stress of travels.

For some travel to Vancouver is an option, but won't be for me on this trip.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA

To me. The money is not that big of deal. If I get an extra. Yippee. If not and the massage is good. I will return some as it feels good to just get oiled up and relaxed as well as being good for the skin. My gosh. Cannot you afford some guy pampering. I have been to some places several times and after the first time or second time gotten a lot more service than you expect. But then I am good looking. Can talk my way into any place and carry my self with respect and make the girls feel at ease. If you make them feel comfortable then they will be more prone to give you service. I also look for loose fitting clothes on the girls. Harder in the winter However if the girl is wearing a skirt or loose dress. All the better. Tight pants and tight tops are hard to get into and out of fast should the unthinkable happen. Hell. Have flown to LA for hitting as many massage parlors as I can. Or flown to Palm Springs with girl in tow for some wild fun. Relax on the money issues and you will have alot more fun. Or get out there and make some more money.

I like the AMPs for what they are. Used to be in Spokane. The best services at reasonable rates. But the LE closed them all down. However I did have a great House AMP experience last summer there. It was really really good and nice. Only thing is I wish the girls were occassionally american. I get tired of the C and K girls. Some are cute. Most are average, But I have never seen a fat one. LOL.

Make up some cheap business cards. Like you are a Manufactures rep or something. That will make them feel a lot more comfortable.

I will be more into the AMPs next week as the January schedule is relaxing some. Nothing like making the girl understand you are paying her and what she should offer.

Stay warm out there. Sunny today but not really warm. I miss the heat.

That is the good part. Went to a house AMP in Vancouver. Off Garrison. Two average really nice C girls. Had a relaxing good time. No mutual touching but I left happy. I was an expensive relaxing time with a good massage. Enjoy the girls. I had the chubbier one. I did see the other lady. She had a great body. Both Mid 30s I would say.

Have a great night. I will do my best to get back into checking all these new places out.

Any one hear of any white girls working there. My diet of C and K girls is getting stale and needs a change.

Also found a new eastern girl tonight. Eastern European, Pretty hot. Have not dipped the pen in the well yet. But soon I hope.

Stay cool out there

This one is getting good reviews:

[url]http://portland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-asian-massage-grand-opening-holiday-special/7896338[/url]

Anyone TOFTT?

[QUOTE=Mwhitt123; 1663341]This one is getting good reviews:

[url]http://portland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-asian-massage-grand-opening-holiday-special/7896338[/url]

Anyone TOFTT?[/QUOTE]Good reviews where?

[QUOTE=Diet Coke;1664110]Good reviews where?[/QUOTE]That place is so close to where I live, pass by that street a lot never took a second look at that house.

I can attest to a great massage at the mill plain AMP. Go and check it out.

[QUOTE=Amp Guide;1699815]I can attest to a great massage at the mill plain AMP. Go and check it out.[/QUOTE]Not sure which one you went to but there's two of them I see "panda."

[url]http://portland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/panda-massage-v-grand-opening-tel-360-326-9220/8310400[/url]

And this one.

[url]http://portland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-asian-massage-grand-opening-new-girl-special/7896338[/url]

Legit or not I could go for a good massage, I have never gotten one before.

[QUOTE=Sir Holmes; 1702187]Not sure which one you went to but there's two of them I see "panda."

[url]http://portland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/panda-massage-v-grand-opening-tel-360-326-9220/8310400[/url]

And this one.

[url]http://portland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-asian-massage-grand-opening-new-girl-special/7896338[/url]

Legit or not I could go for a good massage, I have never gotten one before.[/QUOTE]10100 MP. Anni. VERY GOOD. Lisa. Pretty good. Anna. Not so good. Tip $ for the works.

Sounds like you had a great time. I am always also on the look out for a caucasion girl working at an AMP. In the past I have occassionally ran into this. If anyone knows of one please pass it along. Occassionally my diet of Asian gets old. Off out of town next week. I should find a few AMPs along the way. Its amaising they stay on the Washington side of the river. I thought Oregon was supposed to be liberal. LOL. Have a great day.

On 162 was. Good. Nice but massage. A good tease and extras. Might be had there. Better than average looking see girls. Give it a try. Lots to choose from. New ones pop up everyday it seems.

I am looking for any good AMP close to Beaverton area so I can relax after work. Any recommendation.

Hi. There are no really legit ish AMPs in Oregon. The rules are too tight by the control freaks in Salem. They want money for everything. You can pruise Backpage and see what you find there. Its somewhat hit and miss. I have occassionally found some good luck. THe Good AMPs are in vancouver wa. Just across the bridge. Take your pick. Its hit and miss with them for extras. Most do not. However I have found that if you properly sell your self as a non LE person and are clean and super nice. It helps. You really have to remember to make the girls feel comfortable and that you are low key and non going to blab about it to all new comers or post it on the web. I have had some great very affordable services from some of the hottest girls. I mean like young 20ish and most pleasing you can find. If you make them comfortable then they are happy to go the extra mile for you. Sadly to say. I think the typical AMP goer is someone over weight, has poor hygiene and no game. This makes it harder as the girl is turned off from the start. So. Put some nice clothes on. Fancy shoes. K and C girls like shoes. Show some respect. Bow when you enter. Ect and you might find a happy time.

Good luck all.

I am having a great time.

Had an OK time at the AMP on Mill plain with a 212 as a part of their addresses. The only bad part is the wall do not go to the ceiling so you can hear the extra noise is in the next compartment over. No extras this time but I got the feeli extras might be availabl. One thing to look for is any girl that is wearing a skirt or a very light dress so it will be easily removable not skin tight jeans and a double layer top as the weather stays warmer it will sure get a lot easier and nicer out my quest for the perfecybody If anybody knows of an AMP in the Vancouver area that has some white girls work. Ing Please let me know.

[QUOTE=Mwhitt123;1730858]10100 MP. Anni. VERY GOOD. Lisa. Pretty good. Anna. Not so good. Tip $ for the works.[/QUOTE]I've had a decent time at this one. But what's up with the guy giving the back massage and the girl coming in for the flip? Which girl is the one with the crazy curly hair? I didn't get her name but I've seen her twice.

Just looking at reviews here.

I have been curious about place on mill plain 10100.

But reading here a guy starts massage? That creeps me out.

What is the deal? Why the guy?

More details please.

I have been to a couple of the massage places here in Vancouver.

I will give some reports soon, probably tomorrow.

[QUOTE=VeryFineMale; 1771767]Just looking at reviews here.

I have been curious about place on mill plain 10100.

But reading here a guy starts massage? That creeps me out.

What is the deal? Why the guy?

More details please.

I have been to a couple of the massage places here in Vancouver.

I will give some reports soon, probably tomorrow.[/QUOTE]I showed up and there were two other massages going on. So for the first time, the guy tried to start the massage. I politely said,"I'll wait for Anni." No problem. Just let them what you want. I have never been shorted time or services there.

Mwhitt: thank you for that info.

I need to go to this place and try it out.

I do hope for a good quality massage, but also with flirty happy ending.

Quick report:

I have been to place 212. In address. Close to 164th.

GOod massage but nothing extra.

Cece (I think) gives good quality flirty massage.

She does tease and her hand brushes your balls some.

1st time I went, some flirting and good massage.

Her hands go much further than "legit" massage but. Stops short.

After flirty first massage.

I went back again. She greeted me with nice smile and flirting.

But again good massage with some teasing / flirting.

Her hands again wander somewhat, but stop short.

I asked, suggested, requested.

But nothing extra.

Went for a 3rd time.

Same as before

Good massage, hands brush balls, come close.

But. Nothing extra.

That is my dream.

[QUOTE=VeryFineMale; 1776592]Mwhitt: thank you for that info.

I need to go to this place and try it out.

I do hope for a good quality massage, but also with flirty happy ending.

Quick report:

I have been to place 212. In address. Close to 164th.

GOod massage but nothing extra.

Cece (I think) gives good quality flirty massage.

She does tease and her hand brushes your balls some.

1st time I went, some flirting and good massage.

Her hands go much further than "legit" massage but. Stops short.

After flirty first massage.

I went back again. She greeted me with nice smile and flirting.

But again good massage with some teasing / flirting.

Her hands again wander somewhat, but stop short.

I asked, suggested, requested.

But nothing extra.

Went for a 3rd time.

Same as before

Good massage, hands brush balls, come close.

But. Nothing extra.

That is my dream.[/QUOTE]Lay down undraped. Make sounds of satisfaction during massage when it gets good. Brush her legs with hands, keep working way up legs. These are the signals. No resistance to wandering hands is your green light. Use hand motions to request xtra HJ BJ FS. Bring protection for FS. Be generous. Relax and enjoy.

[QUOTE=Mwhitt123;1776676]Lay down undraped. Make sounds of satisfaction during massage when it gets good. Brush her legs with hands, keep working way up legs. These are the signals. No resistance to wandering hands is your green light. Use hand motions to request xtra HJ BJ FS. Bring protection for FS. Be generous. Relax and enjoy.[/QUOTE]I have been to Massage Parlors in other areas (LA and Tampa), but not found extras here in Vancouver area.

It seems I should try out place 101. Mill plain.

My question.

For mwhitt (or anyone)

What are appropriate rates for donations. (for extras)

Not sure what I should offer, what to be fair, but also. Not spending TOO much.

[QUOTE=VeryFineMale; 1779078]I have been to Massage Parlors in other areas (LA and Tampa) , but not found extras here in Vancouver area.

It seems I should try out place 101. Mill plain.

My question.

For mwhitt (or anyone)

What are appropriate rates for donations. (for extras)

Not sure what I should offer, what to be fair, but also. Not spending TOO much.[/QUOTE]If you have 3 posts, please try out the provider and tell us what the going rate is. (sorry, tired of lurkers wanting info and not contributing)

Now for my 2 cents:

I've tried all the places in Vancouver and had limited success. The real issue is, Portland / Vancouver seems to be the dumping grown for the worn out or fat providers. If you travel to the Bay Area in No. Cal or to Seattle, the providers are 1/2 as old, weigh 1/2 as much and actually look good.

I've tried the one AAMP we have in Portland and it started out OK, but now the place is run down, it smells and the providers are just as run down as the house.

We need to push back and not put up with the trash that's being dumped in our city. We need better providers and nicer places to go to.

[QUOTE=VeryFineMale; 1776592]Mwhitt: thank you for that info.

I need to go to this place and try it out.

I do hope for a good quality massage, but also with flirty happy ending.

Quick report:

I have been to place 212. In address. Close to 164th.

GOod massage but nothing extra.

Cece (I think) gives good quality flirty massage.

She does tease and her hand brushes your balls some.

1st time I went, some flirting and good massage.

Her hands go much further than "legit" massage but. Stops short.

After flirty first massage.

I went back again. She greeted me with nice smile and flirting.

But again good massage with some teasing / flirting.

Her hands again wander somewhat, but stop short.

I asked, suggested, requested.

But nothing extra.

Went for a 3rd time.

Same as before

Good massage, hands brush balls, come close.

But. Nothing extra.

That is my dream.[/QUOTE]While she is working your balls, or lower stomach, start self service. There is an area in So cal where none of the places do he. By doing that and tipping 20, on the next time as I was starting self service her hand move near and I had her do it. Then I gave her 50-for a great massage and he- no problems from then on, she knows what to do if she wants my business.

Went in on her day off, and provider I never saw told me she would take special care of me. She did it, how she knew me I don't know, but the girls all talk.

If they are over 30, they have all been around and frequently do it once they know your ok and a good tipper.

Just to let everyone know. I had a good time at Vista. Average looking but super nice and friendly.

I will keep checking out the others. I am still in search of a Parlor with the nice young white girls. LOL. Like Spokane had about 6 years ago. Oh the good times there

Anyone try [url]http://portland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/exotic-women-of-all-types-come-in-gentlemen-19/9123044?[/url] There was a news story about neighbors complaining about the King and I signage and girls outside. [url]http://www.koin.com/2013/06/13/gresham-massage-parlor-next-to-school-bus-stop/[/url] Sounds intriguing. Probably pricing similar to jack shack, which can be $$$ to bring it home.

Check the first photo. Nice tongue stud. Too bad most AMP photos around here are fake.

[url]http://portland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/to-be-the-no1-of-body-work360-213-7460-22/9246636[/url]

Anyone TOFTT?

There are now three on Highway 99. I have been to them all. I only wish the pictures were true. They never are. But ocassionally you see a girl like that working the front. But not usually the back end. Only the first one, the closest one south was the best.

Have fun guys

Here is a new place. Anyone check it out yet. I will [url]http://portland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/beautiful-new-asian-girls-shower-spa-25/9185358[/url]

I finally had the time to go to an AMP and after seeing many reviews and since it was nearby I choose the 10100 Mill Plain location.

I know these has been reported on a lot but the girl I got (shindi / shi shi?) I've yet to read a review on, this is also my first time getting a massage of any kind legit or not.

When I went in there I acted like I've done this before, the girl wasn't bad looking and at least easy on the eyes, she was in the room while I was changing so I acted as calmly as possible.

Since I didn't ask her name in the beginning I didn't know what girl I got so when she came to massage me over my head I decided to test the waters and let my hand wander up her legs no Resistance all all so I figured that was a good sign, after a while she moved behind me and I decided to enjoy the massage till the flip.

At the flip (this is where it gets funny) it was clear what I wanted and she didn't even ask if I wanted anything or negotiate a price before getting started.

She was wearing some nightgown type dress and asked if she could take it off, she did and let me have free range on anything.

Since I wanted to enjoy it as long as I could I tried to hold out as long as I could and even I was surprised.

After about a good 10mins of HJ I said if she does BJ she said she didn't but after a couple more minutes she turns to me and she says "you want?" I nod and proceeds to give me a BJ.

After a while I could see her wrist was starting to tire and she even laid her head on my chest and gave me "are you serious?" look while kinda laughing which caused me to smirk.

I did feel bad so I proceeded to hurry it up, Also I'm really surprised that I could have left with only paying the house fee and not tip but I did considering she was going to have a sore wrist, overall:7/10 it was a decent massage and the HJ / BJ wasn't bad but wasn't very stimulating maybe is she was more comfortable.

Also thanks to all these people on this website for giving us newbloods good advice, just trying to give back.

I recently moved into the area and have finally had a chance to try out some places.

The first place I tried was the one up in Longview on 15th ave, which is closer to my neck of the woods. This place seems to be strictly legit. No hints at all of extras. Also, I asked for a hard massage and she delivered with something between light and medium. I wouldn't likely repeat here even if I was looking for just a massage.

The next place I tried was the new one on NE Hwy 99. There are no signs outside yet, so it's kind of easy to miss. I did find it and drew Angela, an okay looking Chinese woman in her late 30s to 40s.

I paid for an hour. After about 30 minutes of mediocre massage she starts teasing the crap out of me. She even gave me a couple of kisses. So I was sure it was game on. Then she had me flip and asked me where I wanted rubbed. I pointed to the goods and she flat out said,"No." I was pretty shocked. She said the owner would fire her, so it was no joy. Then she continued to tease the crap out of me from the front, even kissed me a couple of more times and didn't seem to mind me doing some over the clothes roaming on her. I asked her again and she still said no. So in the end I got 30 minutes of so-so massage and 30 minutes of teasing. What a pleasantly frustrating bizarre experience!

They were pretty busy for a Wednesday morning too. After I got there they ended up having a couple of guys waiting.

As I was leaving I saw 2 other therapists who worked there and both of them were a bit cuter looking than Angela. I might be tempted to retry there if I drew someone else.

If anyone else has tried this place I would be interested in knowing if you left happy or left blue like me.

I went for a visit. Sure felt good to get a true massage. The Lady was older chineese. Super nice and great at the massage and table shower. But no extras. Was not really looking for extras but the skinny girl on entrance got me going a little. The only thing is I wish they would put their actual photos in the ads not some photoshopped ads.

It was a TOFTT.

Have a great day guys. I might visit one more. That felt good to have a lady truely scrub you.

Seems like the Chinese should be taken to task for the miss leading ads. Went to another AMP on 164. It was near 2nd street. Nice great girl. Older. Great massage and tease. But that was all. This was near second street.

I agree. It can be really frustrating. I'm pretty used to the AMPs putting up fake pictures, that seems to be pretty standard. But advertising in Backpage Bodyrubs section and then not delivering is something else.

The best way to take them to task, I think, is to not give a big tip at the end and then post our experiences here. That way, at least, other mongers & hobbyists know to avoid the place.

[QUOTE=Amp Guide;1847055]Seems like the Chinese should be taken to task for the miss leading ads. Went to another AMP on 164. It was near 2nd street. Nice great girl. Older. Great massage and tease. But that was all. This was near second street.[/QUOTE]

As AMPs go. I am always looking for that hot nice young girl that is working at one. I found some in the past that were white girls who were new to the business. They really try hard and aim to please untill they get jaded by the business. I would have seriously considered having one or two of the girls move in with me or marry them. My god they were hot. But I still enjoy the hunt of the game. Sometimes you have to TOFTT.

If anyone knows of a good AMP in the vancouver area with Caucasian girls working. Let me know. However some of them are trying to charge more then market price. Come on. You can get full service for a lot less

Have a great day

Cloudy weather for a day.

Last year I tried a few AMPs near I5. Good massage but nothing else.

Just had the opportunity to try an AMP in a different part of town. Closer to I205. Chose the half hour option so I do not know if TS was available. Since it was my first time there, I was grateful for the little extra treatment. Even though she did remain fully clothed, she did allow some roaming.

Are the AMPs loosening up around here?

SS

The View seems great from an AMP called Vista. Left happy. I am still looking for the rare white girl working at an AMP in the vancouver area. If anyone should see such a thing. Drop me a note.

Thanks