Needed a 2nd experience on the way home, after an earlier event in MKE, so stopped in Racine. Quickly connected with Rhonda on Douglas for a nice event. BBBJ for $25. Very nicely done, nice girl and excellent service.
HHH
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Needed a 2nd experience on the way home, after an earlier event in MKE, so stopped in Racine. Quickly connected with Rhonda on Douglas for a nice event. BBBJ for $25. Very nicely done, nice girl and excellent service.
HHH
Craven and Friends -
"Zombie Woman" "Rhonduh" and "Simpleton Funbags" - priceless!
I reported this on the Chicago board - recently had a date with a b***h who, when I asked her name, I didn't understand her. So, I asked her jokingly if she was Betty Big Tit. She said no, she prefered to be called Debbie Dick Sucker. Couldn't make that up! Later, I found out she was Debbie Deepthroat, but she had to be convinced of that (with a firm hand to the head).
Bend It
Could you PM me with her number?
I must admit that I'm getting fonda Rhonda. Met her again last night on Douglas for what was one of the better BBBJs in my experience. Very trim, but very nice...seemingly not an ounce of fat on her, but that's exactly what I like.
HHH
You fellas will find this interesting:
[url]http://www.journaltimes.com/nucleus/index.php?itemid=6551[/url]
I hope that none of you were involved in this. Scroll down & feel free to add your own comments at the bottom.
The Racine Urinal Times is not famous for accurate reporting, so the write up may not tell the whole story. But what's interesting is that they didn't take any gals out of circulation - only fellow mongers. If you were picked up in this sting please write a post here & tell us what happened & it may help us all in the future. Those of us with a little experience on the street can distinguish between a real SW & a decoy at 400 yards. If you're not sure how to tell the difference read some other posts or ask some of the veterans. We will be happy to help.
CM
I was out and about in Racine on Friday night cruising town from 1-3 AM, and it was dead! Although I saw maybe 5 SWs out they were all of inferior quality and not worth a pullover.
Thankfully I did not get busted, but secondly, I did not see anything even resembling a sting at all, and I'm sure I didn't leave any stones unturned in my quest as I really had the "hunger" that night.
I ended up doing the long drive through Racine, into K-town, Zion, & NC/Waukegan. Finally at 5 am with the sun rising this vampire headed home unfed.
Hope everyone else was safe as well, that being busted shit sucks, I speak from experience. Hope I can spot a set up better than I did several years ago when I got nailed.
Yes, the streets have been deader than usual recently & there's been more LE presence including a big white windowless van that I don't want to ride in. However with some patient driving I have made some successful pickups - including my favorite Stacie. I think I'm in love.
CM
Picked up Cathy on Douglas other day. She seems to go through life on slow speed but seems intelligent and talked about normal things not crack drama so that was a nice change of pace. Looks like a soccer mom so that's a plus too.
Very good oral skills with a swallow finish. Paid another few minutes attention on the way down so she gets an A+ for effort. She likes to hug which is strange but certainly better that "almost there?" every two minutes while wiping snot off a cracked out nose. Anyone seen Anna, Lisa, Julie? They must be making license plates or they met Lefty and are recouperating from anal reconstructive surgery. Never thought I'd miss those three.
I'm probably the last regular to finally hook up with her. She was hilarious (half intentionally) and sweet too. She is proud of that body and with good reason. Good service, too bad she doesn't have a phone. I'm sure Racine's finest will be calling me any day though. Glad I'm not married.
With the LE party on Douglas you could probably rob a store on the other end of town and take a nap befor leaving. What the hell? Maybe we can start culling the heard of ghetto thugs on the corners and earn Junior G Man badges. Kind of like a DNR program for deer to eliminate CWD. I mean I know these knot heads suffer from "chronic wasted disease".
Get this, a few weeks ago some knuckle head starts waving a pistol at cars on Douglas and I call 911. Exact location, description everything and I hang out in this store to see what happens. 20 F***ING min lated a car rolls through. Must have been shift change or an epidemic of expired tags. Nice.
Anyone met Bambi three names yet? Kind of expensive but not drugged out. Met her a few weeks ago and turns out we lived near each other in a different state... lackluster performer but cute and pretty normal. Used to advertise on CL in different area.
I've been posting a while so can I make two requests? Can I please be a senior member now? and can I please, please get a name of one of our ladies who do it "in the butt, Bob"...? I mean hardly anyone posts here so throw me a bone or two. Be careful out there!
I have been town for the last two weeks and have seen nothing worth while to report. I did spot the same van that Craven saw last week and took my cue to skoot. Rather than get discouraged, since I am not from this area I decided to read back into last year for maybe a different location. Sir P lead me to the apartments behind the Pick & Save at Rapids & Mt. Pleasant. On my first pass I see this cute young thing coming out from between two buildings. I spin around to pick her up and it is Stacie.
Too cute to be on the streets but who am I to complain. LOL. Found a nice spot to do the deed. FS for 2 Jacks.
FYI. She says she likes to hang out in that area.
Still looking for Rhonduh, maybe tomorrow.
Thanks for the info guys. Happy Hunting.
Julie is blonde now. As always, ok when she is sober but throw her out if she's drunk and DONT give her your digits. FS for .5 She said Anna was in jail, headed for prison. I believe that. Saw Cathy out in evening but gone on the return. Hot blonde on Douglas but into a truck in 30 sec it took me to turn around.
made a run to Ray-town Monday night and found me Stacie. Great service as usual, looking more goth every time I see her these days, but that ain't stopping me!
Cowpie! Good to see you back, hadn't seen any posts from you in awhile. I think I want to call you "Son of Lefty" with all that anal stuff your after!
Lastly, Travling Cynic welcome, glad you could join us and found some of my old intel helpful. That area has been described as "both pleasantly and unpleasantly surprising all at the same time" by one the Senior posters here.
Word of advice, watch yourself around there; Jakato is real bad druggy territory and I always worry about what the hell excuse I'll have to cook up for Leo if I ever get pulled over in that area and they ask why I'm there; know what I mean fellas?! Uh, I got lost? or maybe I droped someone off? Not to many reasons to be there if you aint hobbying or dope buying right?
Yeah, anal rocks! If you use a cover (which everyone claims to use but maybe 25% of us do) it's the only way to enjoy the ride. I think Lefty was a little rough on the talent, I'm actually nice to everyone. I swear in SC, GA and TN Ive had 20 working girls say "I love anal" or "always want to try that". On the rare occasion I do go BB the last thing I want to do is make a kid with one of these sheilas. So, if you know any that like butt action please let me know.
Went to Myrtle Beach a few weeks ago to play some golf and hit some of the local stuff. It was pretty sweet. Quality a few points higher than here and everyone swallowed, gave up the booty or did two girl action. Sweet! I felt like Caligula. No wonder I broke 90 every round. Be careful out there.
hello all,
snr member from chicago. will be heading to lg and looking to find some fun. pm me with any info. much appreciated.
btw, fun can be really anything, take out from a club, sw, or escort. im pretty open to ideas.
thanks,
r
Fellas - Here's another post from the local newspaper. This should give us an idea what prompts LE to go out & conduct these stings.
[url]http://www.journaltimes.com/articles/2006/07/06/local/iq_4115974.txt[/url]
CM
I was in scenic lakeside Racine last week, perhaps for a final trip. First, damned near no one was out, so burning some of W's $3+ petrol on empty slum streets wasn't exactly a treat.
Then I came across the lovely Rhonda. Drugged out nearly as far as one can get and frantic to get into a car just off Douglas with an obvious dealer. She was riding a bike...tricky when you're that high... and had called him first. She was useless of course. Promised to return in an hour...right, I'll set my stopwatch.
Then the den mother came out, Rhonda's landlord. Actually moderately attractive, and a nice person and did a $35 bbbj. Well done, but if you look at the big picture, this is getting pretty bad - - crappy area, crappy people, modest and expensive service, and a sharply increasing LE threat.
Rhonda, as I was told has a very deep addiction (who woulda thunk?) and needs a bag about every 6 hours. Sounds like time to kiss her goodbye.
Oh well
HHH
- crappy area, crappy people, modest and expensive service, and a sharply increasing LE threat
Welcome to Racine! Even the SWs I talk to complain about this stuff, so we know it's real.
Craven.
Struck out on Stacie patrol and Douglas was empty. On way home picked up Stephanie near S. Memorial. Really high but at least she takes sedatives so she didn't engage in psycho crack talk. I must have been lucky because she was going to her job as either a bartender or nurse depending on what minute it was. Basic breakdown
Gas $5.00
Pictures $20.00
Blow job $20.00
Free upgrade to FS with a finger up her ass because the hooker is too lazy or stoned to blow me $ Priceless
[QUOTE=Craven Morehead]- crappy area, crappy people, modest and expensive service, and a sharply increasing LE threat
Welcome to Racine! Even the SWs I talk to complain about this stuff, so we know it's real.
Craven.[/QUOTE]
Hey Craven!
Any new Simpleton experiences to mention?
[QUOTE=Alexios Hellas]Hey Craven!
Any new Simpleton experiences to mention?[/QUOTE]
Yes, we need a Simpleton Funbags update!
Waaaaasup fellas?
Unless every SW in Racine got arrested or hit the lotto someone has got to be walking the broke down under construction dumpy streets! What gives? No reports of sightings in over a week, I might take a spin tonight, what should I expect?
Well boys, it's the end of the road for Cowchip the anal prober. Diesel E hooked me up with a pair of young uns in Rockford. These girls were about 18... and nothing on the street has ever come close to my date with them so it's like I found the holy grail. No going back to crackhead blow jobs after that so I'm retiring from street action. I may hook up with them again but when they retire, or go off to college, whichever comes first then I'm sticking with straight girls.
When you think of old cowchip remember he died with a smile on his face. I came while fucking one girl while the other girl ground her pussy into her face. And yes I had my tongue buried about 2 inches up girl two's ass at the time. I don't think I'll ever brush my teeth again! It was a story with a very happy ending.
Anyway, take care and hey, be careful out there. For the last time, I'm out.
I did some early morning driving around before the sun came up & was pretty shocked to see some guy carrying a couch on his head on Memorial. While I'm staring at this a brown van starts following me & I start to get nervous wondering if it's a thug chasing me out of the hood & I've had that before. We stop at a light & I see it's Simpleton trying to get my attention. I shake my head meaning not interested so she drives off. And then the phone calls start, eating up my minutes & draining my battery. If any of you have a number I can forward my calls to let me know.
Cowpie- Sorry to see you go but take care, it was fun while it lasted.
CM: cruising for couches? And here I thought you were supposed to be looking for coochies! No way on the call forwarding.
Yesterday afternoon I cruised the by the apartments and found Stacie again. Great service as usual.
She said she just got out of jail and had the ankle braclet to prove it.
She also said she has to be in by 4pm. So all you Stacie lovers need to look for her in the afternoon.
Happy Hunting
TC
I was driving along Douglas during the daytime one day this week when I spotted a nice looking gal with a pretty full shirt, short denim skirt, black purse, wearing shades. I slowed down & smiled & got a smile back, so I spun around the block & stopped next to her on a street off Douglas & got another smile. Instead of coming over to the car she pointed towards the direction she was headed, meaning I should go that way too. This was my cue to drive in the opposite direction & stay out of trouble for another day. Call me paranoid, but this just smelled like a sting.
TC - Did my friend Stacie say why she was in jail? Or was it prison?
CM
I was in town Friday night and saw three good looking sw's.
So I spot a nice 5'-5" brunette WSW walking north on Memorial, problem was by the time I make a safe turn, she gets scooped up by some carload of black guys and falls off my radar for about an hour, so I drive the usual area bummed out and then bam! There she is on Jakato by one of the shitty apts, I'm thinking "boy it's my lucky day" as she starts to look better as I get closer. But as I'm pulling up to where shes sitting on some steps at the apt. I start being hassled by the fucking retarded town cripple (some wacky fat black woman in a battery powered wheel chair) and who starts calling out "HEY officer" several times and then try to follow me as I try to put some distance between us and go around the block. Once shes ditched, I pull back up to the Apt curb, and now the wsw wouldn't even get close to me, or look my way! And then she goes inside the fucking bldg. Strike one
I continue my drive south from Rapids to Memorial then to 16th, and I hang a left, and go east towards the never ending construction at Racine Ave, realizing nothing would be on this street, I turn around and head back west when I spot this decent looking senorita standing by corner bar, so I turn in for a closer look and this black guy wearing a red shirt and backwards ball-cap, runs up and says to me "hey amigo, you want the lady? 50 bucks and shes yours" I get an odd vibe right there and shake him off, but keep my eye is still on the chick. Odd thing is that there are cars blocking the street and people are everywhere, so I make a U-ee and a pass back though the gauntlet and this time the chick walks up to my passenger side and asks if I "want some pussy? Or what? So you gonna do this? Lets just go over there by my van, its right there" I tell her I don't talk through windows, and if she has something to say to get in, but she wont, so I'm thinking feels like a sting. I drive off. Strike Two
Another hour of mindless driving and then I spot a nice, real nice, almost too nice wsw 1 block east of Douglas & Rapids, she sees me, and seems to make eye contact but then starts to walk back down the street the other way to a porch of some house and just stands there. I circle the block and give her a subtle wave to come over but she ain't moving, so I say fuck it, and drive back around the block once more but this time heading towards High st, when I hear "hey amigo!!" Its the fucking bro from 16th and hes got the van the little senorita and the whole fucking street is blocked again! Shit, now I'm paranoid again. Strike three! I'm out.
I ended head down the lakefront through dead Kenosha/Zion/Waukegan and into the shit hole of North Chicago, but no action to be found last night.
I think I need a new hobby...
[QUOTE=Sir Phukzalot]I think I need a new hobby...[/QUOTE]
Sorry about that, man. For last night, I dub thee... Sir Phukza-NOT.
Hehehe... I kill myself sometimes. I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip the waitstaff.
Craven,
She said she had gotten in a fight.
TC
[QUOTE=Yyxx]Sorry about that, man. For last night, I dub thee... Sir Phukza-NOT.
Hehehe... I kill myself sometimes. I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip the waitstaff.[/QUOTE]
Yyxx, good one! That's EXACTLY how I felt too! Just don't give up the day yob...
[url]http://www.lotsofjokes.com/viewer.asp?ID=760&Filename=pic_0298.jpg[/url]
I'm driving with a friend down Douglas in my sucky new Ford Fusion and a good looking white chic holding a white hanky is eyeing all cars. How convenient to drop as a signal I say. He says I'm paranoid which is probably true but since I don't pick up hookers it didn't matter about the squad car, police van and undercover cars all parked or rolling near bye. I would however, like to meet that very fine female Racine PO I see driving around. Do you think they would let me borrow the van for a while. I here someone used to date Stacie in it down by the river on that little dead end off Memorial.
I hear you guys talk about Simpleton Funbags. Is that a black chic? Why would you actually pay a black chic, that's disgusting and just plain wrong. In fact it should be illegal or something. Fucking black hookers cause all the wars in this world. Sorry, just my alcoholism talking.
speaking of diseases. I fucked Rhonduh without a condom one time... should I be worried about these lesions and weight loss? I wish there was more to report but Racine's finest are earning their money. But this place is still trying to be the Rockford of Wisconsin. What a slum. I'm moving to Florida with Lefty.
Red head with freckles. Ususally see her on High st. Anyone ever date her? I've seen her get in cars but she won't get in the ass machine for some reason. I know she thinks I'm a cop.
You girls need to start telling about some fresh meat. Even a detailed Stacie report would be nice. I'm moving. This place sucks, can't imagine January
[QUOTE=Cowchip40]Why would you actually pay a black chic, that's disgusting and just plain wrong. In fact it should be illegal or something. Fucking black hookers cause all the wars in this world. Sorry, just my alcoholism talking..[/QUOTE]
Well, I don't know about everyone else, but that offends me. If you don't like BSWs, fine, but don't be pushing attitudes like that on us.
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Know the little brown house on Douglas with sheets in window where black dudes hang on porch (sorry Twisty)? The is little white girl w/ acne but beautiful eyes lives there. Always walks around area looking like she's working. Talked to her once and she even stuck her head and body into my car like a giraffe but didn't want to date and acted like she had no clue what I was talking about. I don't think she does but I see her all the time.
Anyway, today I run into her a convenience store and she's like "I know you and your car". She asks me to pay for her stuff about $4.00 worth. She grabs my hand and asks for a ride and holds my hand walking to my car. I take her to my hang out.
As soon as we get there she takes off her shorts and spreads her legs but won't touch me or let me touch her but says "I want it". I jerk myself hard and put it in her mish. Damn it was actually hot inside. I go slow so I don't cum...this is totally free and beyond bizarre. I put her legs on my shoulder and she is so cute and clean I start sucking her FEET! After about one min. of this she is acting like she REALLY likes this and I push pretty deep in and say "you feel SO good". She pulls away and says "don't cum in me" and puts her shorts on. She starts talking like nothing went on and I drop her at her house. I now have blue balls from hell as I never came or anything!
This was totally insane. Do you all know who I'm talking about? Does she work out there? Hell, does she have a NAME?
[QUOTE=Cowchip40]Red head with freckles. Ususally see her on High st. [/QUOTE]
Is she fat? slim? Where did you see her at? By Memorial? or by Dougl-ass? What day? What time, cmon Cowchip give some details!
I would love find this one and let you know. I have a thing for these Wisconsin milkmaids!
Cowchip, great post. That is the weirdest and funniest thing I've read in a long time. Hope you get a cure for the blue balls! There's always Nancy's, of course...
Hey fellow mongers. i will be in town over the weekend, and want to check your local scene. I will especially be looking sunday afternoon. I'm staying at the racine marriot and won't have a car. Am I screwed? how about cl? hope to enjoy racines best.
Thanks mongers