Mike04,
Strippers don't lie. And it really is their birthday....
The management at TL have always found new ways to piss off their employees.
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Mike04,
Strippers don't lie. And it really is their birthday....
The management at TL have always found new ways to piss off their employees.
[QUOTE=Mike04]Or could a stripper have actually lied to me??? LOL[/QUOTE]
Strippers Lie????
I think it is more rare when they actually tell the truth. I have one that I've seen outside the club a couple of times. I think we get along fairly well. But she can't even keep her stories straight the 1-2 hours I'm with her.
How come strippers have car payments due every 2 days?
How come strippers only buy enough cell minutes to last them 6 hours?
[QUOTE=Amigo]Strippers Lie????
I think it is more rare when they actually tell the truth. I have one that I've seen outside the club a couple of times. I think we get along fairly well. But she can't even keep her stories straight the 1-2 hours I'm with her.
How come strippers have car payments due every 2 days?
How come strippers only buy enough cell minutes to last them 6 hours?[/QUOTE]
LOL... Here's some more.
How come a strippers' rent is due every 10 days??
How come they're the only stripper in the club that doesn't f/s in the club??
How come they're the only stripper in the club that doesn't do hard drugs??
How come they will only date YOU (cause you're special) outside the club??
How come her kids are always just living with grandma temporarily??
How come those arm and leg bruises are always from falling down??
How come they're always getting ready to quit and get a real job??
Or go back to nursing school??
Or at least to get their CNA?? (certified nursing assistant)??
How come strippers are always just about to dump the useless boyfriend??
How come strippers' boyfriends never have jobs??
What are some of the other classics?????? : ) : )
[QUOTE=Mike04]What are some of the other classics?????? : ) : )[/QUOTE]Working their way through school is the one I always heard the most.
"I'm leaving my husband" seems to be a big money maker too.
I need money to fix my car.
I need money for the electric bill.
Call me. We will get together sometime. As they give you a fake number.
I need money to bail out (insert family member here).
I can't afford to buy Christmas presents for the kids.
Give me your number so we can talk. Translation: Give me your number so I can call and bug you to come into the club whenever I am working. LOL
I live with my cousin. Translation: I have a live in boyfriend.
You're so sexy.
If you buy me this drink I won't ask for another. I hear this all the time in Covington and Newport.
Made a quick stop in Louisville during the middle of the week. Hit several SCs. Things have improved, but not like they were in 2003 and earlier. WCSB was dead. I recognized no one. Only two dancers, both looked like college students. One was reasonably cute but only interested in me buying her a drink. She didn't even hint that anything might be available. I moved on.
The GL was not much better. Older girls, still not very interested or interesting.
Deja Vu was its usual over priced, pretentious self. Lots of very cute girls though. Spent some money on soft drinks. Took one dancer to the Win, Place and Show bar. Got a phone number. Her voice mail did work and it was her voice. She never returned my call. Win, Place and Show was dead. Just a few bar flies hanging around.
Finally, hit the TL1. Nothing much going on there either. A few mediocre looking girls who seemed to want to chat with each other. The up side is, no cover and dollar long necks. I watched some of the NCAA Tournament.
After a while, one of the girls came over, sat down and started to watch the ball game. She didn't aske me to buy her a drink or anything. We talked round ball and enjoyed a good game. She never even asked if I wanted a dance. After the game, I asked her if the private dances were still available. She flat out told me that they were, but nothing much happened in the little room anymore. She suggested we get together after her shift. She gave me a phone number, which I called right away. She answered her own phone, and giggled "now I have your number, we can hook up whenever." I'll believe that when it happens.
Headed back to my hotel room as it was late. Not in the mood for a SW, I hit the sack. About three, the cell rang. It was the girl from TL1. Amazing! Well, almost. She didn't make a date, but she did at least call. Next trip to the river city I'll see if she is serious.
Dropped by OK Spa, found it on LEO. Saw Toy, early 30s, enhanced D's. She's very friendly, and very service oriented. I had a great time with her. Your standard fare plus great attitude. LKF, DATY, CBJ, FS for $ plus house. I would recommend her to anyone who enjoy being pampered. I did not realize OK Spa is a bit away from downtown. I did see an OK spa on Broadway in downtown but it was closed. Any other place beside OK? Please inbox.
Where is the 7th street SC area that I read about? Can somone PM me or just post? And whereabout is the Poplar Level Rd place? Thanks for any info anyone can provide.
Just saw an ad in LEO today for this establishment.Anyone know anything about it.
The websight(relaxkentucky.com) really stresses that there is no sex,and that they are good christian people.
They also stress that it is not massage, but light touch.
I dont know about you, but virtually every light touch session that i have ever had ended with a "Happy Ending".
Maybe we have a new choice in the river city.
Thanks
Hoosier
[QUOTE=hoosier]Just saw an ad in LEO today for this establishment.Anyone know anything about it.
The website (relaxkentucky.com) really stresses that there is no sex,and that they are good christian people.
They also stress that it is not massage, but light touch.
I dont know about you, but virtually every light touch session that i have ever had ended with a "Happy Ending".
Maybe we have a new choice in the river city.
Thanks
Hoosier[/QUOTE]Hey Hoosier,
I've already been to relaxkentucky. They all share a small area on the second floor above a shop off lagrange rd. It's not an expensive place but it's good enough. I saw one girl there already and couldn't get even close. She left the room when she asked me to turn over either direction, and was particular about not getting anywhere close to any "certain areas". At least from her, I doubt if it's possible, but I don't know about the other women. I do know that one girl used to advertise GFE on another website years ago, but haven't scheduled with her yet. I have a guy friend who is close to one of the girls and he confirmed "she's definately not like that".
So, I could be wrong, which I am often, but from my experience, it's trying to be a legit business.
kycurious
P.S. Their "light touch" is nothing more than a easy massage, but it was really good.
I took one (2 actually) for the team at that place. I went twice and saw 2 different ladies. Nothing happening, I guess never say never, but I'm not going to waste any more money to find out.
The second time I went the girl didn't insist I keep covered with the towel. I asked, pointed, and finally just took matters into my own hands. She said that was fine, but didn't offer to help.
[QUOTE=I Need It]I can't afford to buy Christmas presents for the kids.
Give me your number so we can talk. Translation: Give me your number so I can call and bug you to come into the club whenever I am working. LOL [/QUOTE]
You know Christina too eh?
:D
Every time I drive to OK, there's an unmarked Crown Vic in the lot. It makes me nervous, so I never go there.
What's the scoop?
Went out today got lucky. Big tit redhead. Floyd an Preston ST . Area
Too bad I didnt get the chance to read the replies today before I went.
Very nice light touch massage. Nothing else, just a light touch massage.
Although the websight promised no sexual contact, I was hopefull.
Got there and was greeted by a very attractive young lady. Got the usual make yourself comfy and she left the room.
When she came back she proceded to give me a very nice light touch massage, even on occasion moving dangerously close to the fun parts, only to move away. I very politely asked if there was more but was informed that this place did not tolerate this behavior. Too bad because she was hot.
Although it was enjoyable, I will probably not go back.
It is a shame it is so hard to get in at Mecca, I really enjoy there "massages".
Good Luck, Be safe
Hoosier
The thing with Relax Kentucky, from Hoosier's perspective, is that it sounds like a tease. A straight, legit massage is one thing, but if they tease you and offer nothing, damn. Double damn.
[QUOTE=Fever]Every time I drive to OK, there's an unmarked Crown Vic in the lot. It makes me nervous, so I never go there.
What's the scoop?[/QUOTE]
There is some sort of Fireman's training facility or office upstairs. I think the Crown Vic is just one of their municipal vehicles. I have never had any trouble when that car is in the lot.
*signs up for Fireman school*
I might be outta line here, but here's my 2 cents worth.
KyC, your report would be a good one if it weren't for the fact that it's probably going to put a great deal more pressure on the establishment than would happen if your report were more general in nature.
It's not like things are legal, or for that matter, LE looks the other way around here. This area takes a hard line on AMP's nowadays, just the way it is.
KyC, I urge you to revise your post! No details please!
Max
Lex has to agree. Too much information and soon there will be no more AMP's. Staying in business for these folks is hard enough. We all benefit so let's be circumspect.
Just my opinion.
Lex
On Saturday, March 25 an ad that looked real was in Craigslist for Louisville called Dusk 2 Dawn. The ad read :Sexy dark chocolate with smooth skin and thick thighs. I'm 26 years old 135 with curves to kill for very open minded and i please 100 percent. I dance, massage, strip, and even more.... If your looking for fun and pleasure an a really good time look no farther than Goldie. Incall and outcall 24/7 no time to late no time to early. local girl with all the action you need
this is in or around louisville"
I sent an email via craigslist and got the name "Dakota" and number sent back the next day. Called the number and talked to a black woman, told her I was the one she had just emailed. She said would call me back in 5 minutes. Over a week later, I'm still waiting. I have emailed her a few times and just gotten excuses. My best guess is it's a fake, so don't waste your time.
Too bad, I was hoping craigslist would take off here like it does in other cities.
[QUOTE=Jake Monger]Too bad, I was hoping craigslist would take off here like it does in other cities.[/QUOTE]A few weeks ago I saw an ad on Louisville Craigslist, (reconstructed here: [url]http://www.zip-video.com/craigslist.htm[/url] ). It is a Cleveland phone number, and since the photos have her logo in the picture, I tried to see if she had a website. Couldn't find one and got leery that the name in the pictures was spelled differently then the ad. So, I e-mailed her through Craigslist and then uploaded her pics to this site's gallery and asked on the Cleveland board if anyone knew of her. No response.
The next day I got an e-mail from 'fineashell'. saying:
"Just call me man.
216-244-6187 ask for Chyna"
Well, I'm really leery about a scam and I check out the headers of the e-mail. It was sent from [email]fineashell@www.fineashell.com[/email] -- This e-mail address is now a dead end, but if you check out the website fineashell.com you see it is a porn site. But I couldn't find any pics of Chyna. The e-mail was sent from Northern Illinois and when I checked out who owned the website, that was also from Northern Illinois.
I think there are just too many scams run from Craigslist for me to trust it.
Although you didn't have to completely delete the report, I'm glad you did get the detailed info off here.
As a note guys...we used to have over a dozen establishments here in Louisville. Things were pretty good. Due to lots of reasons, most all are gone, and we need to be discreet about the ones we have left.
Max
Has anyone tried Penny Lane who advertises on Mojo?
PM if you do not wish to provide details on the board.
While in town this week we hit up every club and in desperation ended up at Phat's to try the much fabled jacuzzi treatment.
Here's the necessary details:
1.) You are in the room alone with the girl, both in your underwear. 30 minutes for $
2.) A guy sits on the other side of the door in the couch room (the door, mind you, is just a thin sheet or blanket so he can watch to make sure your hands aren't where they shouldn't be)
That being said there is still plenty of room to play. The girl turned down anything but Spanish. That ran .4
I even offered $ for BBBJ but she said they would want to see her head above the tub. The Spanish was well worth the extra .4 but I would only recommend going here in an "all else fails" situation.
It's mostly a black club but there was an old white guy and a couple younger college age kids (white) in there with about 20 other black guys and no trouble. Everyone was cool to me and the owner was around several times to make sure I was havin a good time.
As a strip club this place fails miserably mind you.
After the hot tub we picked up three black girls who had came in to Phat's during my hottub experience (very late around 3am) and took them back to our room for a couple exhausting hours of anything we wanted at a group rate of $$$.
Damn. I love DDD and greater. If you got it like that, tips and attentions awaits.
I wonder how much this will impact the hobbie?
[url]http://www.wave3.com/global/story.asp?s=4743140[/url]
Just one more way for the man to stick it to you?
True Magnum
Keep it safe out there!
I too would like to know about Penny Lane! Anybody?
This is one of many that work on the east end at lagrange and shelbyville rd. Several people have visited the many ladies that advertise and so far only a fair massage at best from any of them.
Pita
[QUOTE=True Magnum]I wonder how much this will impact the hobbie?
[url]http://www.wave3.com/global/story.asp?s=4743140[/url]
Just one more way for the man to stick it to you?
True Magnum
Keep it safe out there![/QUOTE]Well, 4th and Oak is a place I cruise almost daily. It seems to hold the most potential on any given day.
Come September, I would think there will be more pedestrian traffic at the corner with the SWs working around the periphery just out of sight of the cameras.
I'll be in Louisville for a few days staying near Hurstbourne Lane and Bluegrass Parkway just off of I-64. Anybody got any advice on nudie bars? I haven't been to Lousville in years and I hope there are still some all nude clubs around! Any opinions would be apppreciated.
Mark
Indy Tourist,
Try Bottom's Up over on 7th street, you should like that place. If not, from there head south on 7th, away from town. You'll run into 4-5 more in a mile or so.
[QUOTE=Indy Tourist]I'll be in Louisville for a few days staying near Hurstbourne Lane and Bluegrass Parkway just off of I-64. Anybody got any advice on nudie bars? I haven't been to Lousville in years and I hope there are still some all nude clubs around! Any opinions would be apppreciated.
Mark[/QUOTE]
I saw Judy at ok the other day ,she is about a c chest.
She has a very outgoing nature and great attiude, a very nice time had there.
For the standard $ over house fee.
Red Frog is right, Judy has a nice attitude and disposition, BUT a physical description of her would have been nice. She's older, probably pushing 40 and has a protruding gut and a flat butt. There are much younger and much cuter there. Dammit!
Guys, please give an objective physical description of the gals, it only takes another minute or so.
[QUOTE=Red Frog]I saw Judy at ok the other day ,she is about a c chest.
She has a very outgoing nature and great attiude, a very nice time had there.
For the standard $ over house fee.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Indy Tourist]I'll be in Louisville for a few days staying near Hurstbourne Lane and Bluegrass Parkway just off of I-64. Anybody got any advice on nudie bars? I haven't been to Lousville in years and I hope there are still some all nude clubs around! Any opinions would be apppreciated.
Mark[/QUOTE]I'm more familiar with Lexington clubs. In Louisville, I've only been to Trixie's. They have an all nude club with all nude lap dances. I've never seen anything extra offered though.
I recently saw Amanda. The reports are true. She does love to talk, but I had a very good time at a very good price. I will return.
If anyone knows of a similar experience to what Amanda gives , but with someone a little younger than her (over 18 of course), then please let me know. How about some of the others that advertise in the Leo? Isabella? Tiffany?
I had an interesting evening. I had an appointment scheduled with Amanda. She didn't answer the door or the phone. So, I headed over to Healing Gardens. A young, cute blonde answered the door. I wanted a 1 hour massage. She told me who was available, and said that she was only to give a 1/2 hour massage. Because she is the type of look that I like, I opted to give her a try. It was $50 for the half hour (I could have gotten the whole hour for that price from Amanda). At any rate, because I like the idea of a cute girl giving a naked me a shower, and because I thought that it was a good test to see what was available, I decided to pay another $10 and get a body scrub. She led me to a room and told me to undress and put on a robe. She grabbed a robe for herself and left. She came back in and led me to the shower (she looked good in her robe). In the shower room, I dropped the robe and got on the table. She proceeded to scrub my back. Then she told me to turn over. She never even came close to the important parts. She led me back to the room and told me to get on the table and put the towel over me. I thought that was odd since she had just seen me naked. I got an excellent massage, it was truly great. But, when she told me to turn over, she made sure to hold the towel in place, again why be so strict? She never came close to the important stuff. She never showed any skin.
All in all, I got a great massage from a cute girl. She saw me naked, but it could have been much better. The price needs to come down some as well. I am willing to try her out again because the massage was so good and because she is cute and young (early 20s?).
Has anyone else had a time when Amanda stood them up? Has anyone gotten any mileage at Healing Gardens?
I've never heard of Amanda standing someone up before. Doesn't mean it can't happen, however.
I've never seen Isabella or some of the newer ladies, but would love some information. I used to enjoy Sara, but she seems gone from the scene, as is Charlize, who was really great.
I've noticed that the AMP's are starting to reopen. There's a new one at the old location on Fern Valley. There's a place called Rose's in Southern IN and seems like the one on Poplar Level Is operating again. Has anyone tried them? Please either respond to the forum or PM me. Thanks.
Has anyone seen Isabella. Please back channel me if you will. Thanks!