Schaumburg

Just had my first walkout.

Lame massage, no tease, on flip wanted 6. I told her I better see tit. She shook head, said that's 8!

Told her we're done. She just shrugged shoulders and said OK.

Those hands ain't that magic.

Slappy, If I recall your new to the AMP scene. Based on your reports you would never know it. Once again, this is what should be done when you don't agree on price. I'm afraid you will have to walk out more as these princesses have been spoiled by the mary's that cave into the price. Shlongburg has been very low on the list to monger for a while.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3143759]Just had my first walkout.

Lame massage, no tease, on flip wanted 6. I told her I better see tit. She shook head, said that's 8!

Told her we're done. She just shrugged shoulders and said OK.

Those hands ain't that magic.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rabble;3141251][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exquisite-blonde-always-a-pleaser-never-a-teaser/40548146[/URL]

Jada seems to be about 5 or 6 months along. Can't see it in the pics, but she is.

$ for a hh, all inclusive- BBBJ and Greek included.

Only here till tomorrow though.[/QUOTE]I'm into pregnant chicks. Thanks for the heads up, I'll definitely have to try her out. Nothing better than Greek with a pregnant lady. Does she swallow?

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3143870]Slappy, If I recall your new to the AMP scene. Based on your reports you would never know it. Once again, this is what should be done when you don't agree on price. I'm afraid you will have to walk out more as these princesses have been spoiled by the mary's that cave into the price. Shlongburg has been very low on the list to monger for a while.[/QUOTE]Yes, new to the AMP scene, but not new to saying "Fuck this" when I'm really coming out on the short end of something.

I've never had an issue with walking away from a provider's incall when she wasn't as advertised. Only 1 time did it ever cost me a Benjamin, and that was only because I had a fear of a certain Eastern Bloc group feeling cheated. Better I lose my money than my blood or teeth, or worse.

[QUOTE=DoMe2;3111208]Had not been here in about a year. Pleasantly surprised. Table shower fun, 5 star massage, yes it was that good. One hour. 6 +. 6 lots of mutual touch = HE. Better than average. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Tried here after my walkout at the other place. Who was your MT?

I drew Mimi. Only had half an hour to play, didn't get TS, but had a good time, massage was lame. She tried negotiating with the wrong client after what happened to me earlier in the day.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3144765]Tried here after my walkout at the other place. Who was your MT?

I drew Mimi. Only had half an hour to play, didn't get TS, but had a good time, massage was lame. She tried negotiating with the wrong client after what happened to me earlier in the day.[/QUOTE]It was Mimi, but I did the hour long. Lots of fun, she was a bit wild and crazy. Tittys were let loose, she used her finger on my A hole and good massage. I guess YMMV.

Did you lay the smack down about the tip?

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3144765]Tried here after my walkout at the other place. Who was your MT?

I drew Mimi. Only had half an hour to play, didn't get TS, but had a good time, massage was lame. She tried negotiating with the wrong client after what happened to me earlier in the day.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3146021]Did you lay the smack down about the tip?[/QUOTE]Probably not as much as I could have, but I didn't tip near the ridiculous rate I was told earlier in the day. Had I been not as worked up as I was, I probably would have been more serious in my negotiation as I was earlier in the day.

She was definitely fun with the teasing and the finish. She started wickedly slow and built up from there. Someone I'd return to see for the full hour.

For any of you visiting Sky.

Sign on door says they are on vacation till 11/27.

[QUOTE=DoMe2;3111208]Had not been here in about a year. Pleasantly surprised. Table shower fun, 5 star massage, yes it was that good. One hour. 6 +. 6 lots of mutual touch = HE. Better than average. YMMV.[/QUOTE]I'm 3 and done with this place.

The killer? Rampant obnoxious negotiations and the lack of hygiene I encountered on my last visit a few days ago.

Paid for half hour, led into room, got changed and into towel. MT comes in, I didn't catch name, skips the massage and goes straight into main event while working me up. Starts her tip at a Benjamin for simple HE. I counter with 4. She insisted her price, and after not coming down below 8, I get up to walk out. Go to my clothes, start putting them on, she say "show me money. " I screwed up, showed her I brought in 6. Damn. She sticks to 8. I start putting on underwear and pants, she say "OK, but next time you bring more".

She gets naked from waist up, starts the slow release, I get a mouthful and a handful. Somehow my left hand ended up inside her pants petting her kitty. Her right hand got a load of Slappybatter™ for her work. Cleanup was done with toilet paper. Great.

After the long cleanup it was time for the "massage. " I'm on my back, towel partly over me, and I grab it to move it. I feel something kinda crusty on the towel. I double check, and I know that's not my fiberglass patch on this towel because it doesn't dry that quick.

I threw up in my mouth and got the fuck out of there, never to return.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3179567]I'm 3 and done with this place.

The killer? Rampant obnoxious negotiations and the lack of hygiene I encountered on my last visit a few days ago.

Paid for half hour, led into room, got changed and into towel. MT comes in, I didn't catch name, skips the massage and goes straight into main event while working me up. Starts her tip at a Benjamin for simple HE. I counter with 4. She insisted her price, and after not coming down below 8, I get up to walk out. Go to my clothes, start putting them on, she say "show me money. " I screwed up, showed her I brought in 6. Damn. She sticks to 8. I start putting on underwear and pants, she say "OK, but next time you bring more".

She gets naked from waist up, starts the slow release, I get a mouthful and a handful. Somehow my left hand ended up inside her pants petting her kitty. Her right hand got a load of Slappybatter for her work. Cleanup was done with toilet paper. Great.

After the long cleanup it was time for the "massage. " I'm on my back, towel partly over me, and I grab it to move it. I feel something kinda crusty on the towel. I double check, and I know that's not my fiberglass patch on this towel because it doesn't dry that quick.

I threw up in my mouth and got the fuck out of there, never to return.[/QUOTE]I'm not going back!! I went The other day. Paid for half. 45 Amy was pretty nice, small titties nice butt. She put the pillow down right away, had atowel on but pitching a tent so she knew. She starts her up sell at a C, I say. 4 she says. 8. All I brought in was. 6 so I got up and showed her. She said OK next time more. I gave it to her cause I had solid wood standing naked right in front of her. She serviced me well, top came off sucked her little nipples, even did a digital exam that made me pop like a volcano. So it was worth the. 6- But as I was leaving is when the bizarre started, the other girl wouldn't let me out the door. Obviously desperate she's got me backed into the wall right at the front door, her body pinned against me and whispering "massage, massage right in my face, then she's grabbing my package with both hands I start grabbing her tits, I'm getting hard again and laughing at the same time!! This is all happening at the front door. Then she starts saying " money. 2 dollars, money. 2 dollars " my girl was back cleaning the room and had no idea what was going on. Meanwhile I'm going for the door as she has a hold of my cock over my sweatpants, I push her off and slip out the door. Actually a bit freaky, shocking by all means!! Bizarre!! Don't think I'm going back.

[QUOTE=DoMe2;3146535]For any of you visiting Sky.

Sign on door says they are on vacation till 11/27.[/QUOTE]Spring is dark, closed and notice posted on door, not clear whether a permanent closure or a temporary, but FYI.

That place was very average. Schlongburg needs new blood.

[QUOTE=Pilatus65;3189517]Spring is dark, closed and notice posted on door, not clear whether a permanent closure or a temporary, but FYI.[/QUOTE]

Anybody try the new massage place on Higgins in Schaumburg? 224 Massage, I think it's called.

Where on Higgins?

[QUOTE=WorldWise;3206157]Where on Higgins?[/QUOTE]714 east higgins.

[QUOTE=WorldWise;3206157]Where on Higgins?[/QUOTE]New open massage in Schaumburg, licensed massage therapists with more than 5 years experience. Please come enjoy the grand open new clients special rate $45/ hour (limited one per person).

Call 224-massage (627-7243).

[URL]www.224massage.com[/URL]

714 E Higgins Rd, Schaumburg 60173. Next to the MacDonald's.

[QUOTE=WorldWise;3206157]Where on Higgins?[/QUOTE]Took me 2 seconds! LOL! Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3206541]Took me 2 seconds! LOL! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]World Wise is not World Wide Web Wise.

[QUOTE=HammerJack51;3206378]New open massage in Schaumburg, licensed massage therapists with more than 5 years experience. Please come enjoy the grand open new clients special rate $45/ hour (limited one per person).

Call 224-massage (627-7243).

[URL]www.224massage.com[/URL]

714 E Higgins Rd, Schaumburg 60173. Next to the MacDonald's.[/QUOTE]I just looked at the website. You can make an appointment online with Gary, Julie, or Sergiy. Two guys and one girl there. I have never been there but that does not seem promising.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3190050]That place was very average. Schlongburg needs new blood.[/QUOTE]Holiday closure only. Back after new year.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3190050]That place was very average. Schlongburg needs new blood.[/QUOTE]So, I work in the Schaumburg area and I really want this location to be better than it is. I found some success in the past but it never seems to last. Angel on meacham was ok but they don't seem to rotate talent and the MT I got 3 times in a row seemed cold and mechanical so I stopped going a long time ago.

The other place near golf and roselle was actually my first experience way back a few years but they raised the door fee and the talent was also inconsistent so I stopped going.

Both places above I left happy for. 4 tip but compared to other spots further south like AD and Ivy, they just don't impress as much in service or talent.

Anyone find a diamond in the rough in this area lately?

I recently made contact with a CL girl who is willing to provide full body sensual massage for $100 per hour at a Schaumburg hotel. Also included is a HJ + BJ with condom. Both of us completely nude and mutual touch. I did research on her cell # with google and FB-zero results. Also did research on pics she sent (google image + tineye) and also came up empty. I have a feeling that FS is available after first meeting due to how casual she was asking about condom usage and sending nude pics. I'm asking if anybody here has experience with this girl? Advice? Constructive criticism? Additional websites to use for research?

[QUOTE=JonSmithe;3227143]I recently made contact with a CL girl who is willing to provide full body sensual massage for $100 per hour at a Schaumburg hotel. Also included is a HJ + BJ with condom. Both of us completely nude and mutual touch. I did research on her cell # with google and FB-zero results. Also did research on pics she sent (google image + tineye) and also came up empty. I have a feeling that FS is available after first meeting due to how casual she was asking about condom usage and sending nude pics. I'm asking if anybody here has experience with this girl? Advice? Constructive criticism? Additional websites to use for research?[/QUOTE]Sorry bud I have no intel on that one. Let us know how it works out if you decide to TOFTT.

Went to Sky Spa. Took the 1/2. Nice massage. Nice teasing. She wanted $60 for happy time. Said I only have $40. So left unhappy.

[QUOTE=SmileySam;3234288]Went to Sky Spa. Took the 1/2. Nice massage. Nice teasing. She wanted $60 for happy time. Said I only have $40. So left unhappy.[/QUOTE]Way to stand your ground. I only do 40. Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3234310]Way to stand your ground. I only do 40. Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]I do 40 for high quality std, anything else can be 30/20, 60 is crazy.

Saw Karla yesterday, double posting here as she's in Palatine area, just off 53.

She's a tall Eastern Euro brunette, nice rack, hips and ass. Can't comment on the legs because she was wearing knee high boots over thigh highs.

Incall is in Palatine area, not a real upscale area. Building is not the greatest, but she keeps her place clean.

Sort of mechanical, sort of fun. Damage was a Bennie and a Jackson for 30 minutes of her time. I'll probably repeat as her location is convenient for lunch time stress relief.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/do-u-want-to-have-a-****-time-with-a-down-to-earth-girl-no-drama-real-pics-come-to-my-apartment/49291997[/URL]

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3236221]Saw Karla yesterday, double posting here as she's in Palatine area, just off 53.

She's a tall Eastern Euro brunette, nice rack, hips and ass. Can't comment on the legs because she was wearing knee high boots over thigh highs.

Incall is in Palatine area, not a real upscale area. Building is not the greatest, but she keeps her place clean.

Sort of mechanical, sort of fun. Damage was a Bennie and a Jackson for 30 minutes of her time. I'll probably repeat as her location is convenient for lunch time stress relief.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/do-u-want-to-have-a-****-time-with-a-down-to-earth-girl-no-drama-real-pics-come-to-my-apartment/49291997[/URL][/QUOTE]Was this a GFE service? What's on the menu? Thanks for the report.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3236221]Saw Karla yesterday, double posting here as she's in Palatine area, just off 53.

She's a tall Eastern Euro brunette, nice rack, hips and ass. Can't comment on the legs because she was wearing knee high boots over thigh highs.

Incall is in Palatine area, not a real upscale area. Building is not the greatest, but she keeps her place clean.

Sort of mechanical, sort of fun. Damage was a Bennie and a Jackson for 30 minutes of her time. I'll probably repeat as her location is convenient for lunch time stress relief.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/do-u-want-to-have-a-****-time-with-a-down-to-earth-girl-no-drama-real-pics-come-to-my-apartment/49291997[/URL][/QUOTE]Was this a GFE service? What's on the menu? Thanks for the report.

[QUOTE=Mongger;3241911]Was this a GFE service? What's on the menu? Thanks for the report.[/QUOTE]I didn't bother asking about the menu, just knew what I wanted and got it. No clue if she's GFE. I was rather wound up and not concerned with anything outside of what I was there for.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3242897]I didn't bother asking about the menu, just knew what I wanted and got it. No clue if she's GFE. I was rather wound up and not concerned with anything outside of what I was there for.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info anyway. I just can't believe how dead Schaumburg is in terms of quality AMP spots. It looks like apartments or the standard Backpage ads are the best route to go for Schaumburg. Seems like such a shame.

Small bust in Schaumburg. Be wary LE is lurking.

[URL]http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2017/02/06/3-charged-after-prostitution-sting-at-schaumburg-hotels/[/URL]

So I popped into magic hands today for a 30 min session and drew Sunny. She's probably about 40, a few extra pounds around the belly but otherwise not bad. Overall very average looking. Massage was ok. No real teasing while I was face down. On the flip she began circling the area of need without making direct contact. So I reached out and gave her a clue by rubbing her leg. She kept circling so I finally just moved her hand and that did the trick. Not sure if I was just tired or not into her but she had a rather mechanical style that wasn't terrible but not getting the job done. Also, while she was working the stick with her right hand, she was pushing down pretty hard on my pelvic bone with her left hand. That was not feeling good so I moved her hand down to my balls and I took over figuring I had a better shot of getting the job done than she did. I came close to blowing my load but for whatever reason I couldn't. She was a trooper and tried to give it another try herself but alas it wasn't happening. So I threw in the towel and reluctantly gave up. Still left the standard tip because this really wasn't her fault. To add insult to injury, I see this beautiful lady sitting up front on my way out. Guess I just missed drawing her on the way in. DOH! Got the hotty's name. Zoey. So I'll be back to give her a try soon.

[QUOTE=JonSmithe;3227143]I recently made contact with a CL girl who is willing to provide full body sensual massage for $100 per hour at a Schaumburg hotel. Also included is a HJ + BJ with condom. Both of us completely nude and mutual touch. I did research on her cell # with google and FB-zero results. Also did research on pics she sent (google image + tineye) and also came up empty. I have a feeling that FS is available after first meeting due to how casual she was asking about condom usage and sending nude pics. I'm asking if anybody here has experience with this girl? Advice? Constructive criticism? Additional websites to use for research?[/QUOTE]Did you ever go through with the meeting?

[QUOTE=Mongger;3263756]So I popped into magic hands today for a 30 min session and drew Sunny. She's probably about 40, a few extra pounds around the belly but otherwise not bad. Overall very average looking. Massage was ok. No real teasing while I was face dowm.[/QUOTE]Drew Sunny recently. Has been awhile and remember why. Massage was no good. Standard finish and left no better than started. Am through with this place. Had had some great sessions but that is dust in the wind.

[QUOTE=KdaKodiac;3297070]Drew Sunny recently. Has been awhile and remember why. Massage was no good. Standard finish and left no better than started. Am through with this place. Had had some great sessions but that is dust in the wind.[/QUOTE]I tried a "new" girl LuLu. Started out promising as she was wearing a tennis skirt and no bra. Sadly, the massage was bad and practically non-existent. I had to stop her from trying to stretch me out, painful and horribly done. On the flip she wouldn't lose the top but did allow a hand up the skirt, but no FIV. Jackhammer finish. Then during cleanup she was rough with the boys enough I coughed a few times. I dressed and got the hell out.

The positive. No haggling at all. I left the standard and am not going back until I see something positive posted here. Hah!

[QUOTE=KdaKodiac;3297070]Drew Sunny recently. Has been awhile and remember why. Massage was no good. Standard finish and left no better than started. Am through with this place. Had had some great sessions but that is dust in the wind.[/QUOTE]Felt the same way you did until I saw a skinny cute MT named Zoey on my way out of there on my last visit. I still haven't made it back to try her out. Was thinking of calling ahead next time and making an appointment with Zoey to avoid drawing Sunny.

The thing that sucks is the name Zoey and Sunny sound close and I'm worried I make the appointment and get Sunny again anyway!

Young Latina. Low rates. Hot pic. No phone #. By appt. Only thru email.

Has anyone been? I'm thinking bait and switch. LEO set up? It just seems TGTBT.

A search of this thread turns up zip on her.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/6035446342.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;3307786]Young Latina. Low rates. Hot pic. No phone #. By appt. Only thru email.

Has anyone been? I'm thinking bait and switch. LEO set up? It just seems TGTBT.

A search of this thread turns up zip on her.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/6035446342.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I just sent her an email thinking it is worth a $25 visit to explore. I hope it is not any LEO setup since setting up a massage appointment and then visiting itself is not anything illegal.

Let me see how it goes.