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Goes by Mina. Nasty incall with heavy para everywhere. Smelled like piss. She smokes inside. Her boyfriend walked out as I was walking in. He's a fat black dude that I'm honestly surprised didn't try the and knock on the door during the session. She's nothing like her pics, those are at least 5 years old. Wrinkled and saggy tits, a face of a heavy user, twitchy, paranoid, and vacant mentally. I figured I was losing my money either way so I put on a cap and let her blow me. She wanted to kiss but I wanted none of that. Faked a nut and got out in 5 minutes. This was the worse experience I've had in my 8 plus years of this and probably my biggest regret so far. Makes me want to stick to the other site but Yakima doesn't have anyone anymore.

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After searching all day for someone, she was the only one who texted back. Incall is a nice private place in west valley. She lives with another provider so if you want a duo, I'm sure that's on the menu. Looks like her pictures. Not a bad experience but not a great one. She older but still performs just fine. She offered BBFS for no up charge because she didn't have a cover. I brought one and used it for everything just in case. Paid for 30 and got a little over that on accident because she liked to talk after. After was nice she was playing with me giving me a soft little hand job while she cuddled up. I didn't ask for it so it was a nice touch. She's a little freaky too so if you're into that give her a try. Price is great, probably the cheapest 30 I've ever had. I'd repeat since she texts back quick but I'd still go down my list first. She's great for a nut and go. She offered a BJ in my car for times where I want a quick lunch or on the way home kind of thing.

Both seem to be frequent posters. Anyone have intel? I'm going to be out there next week and I could go for some brown pussy. I sure miss Koko, she never let me down LOL.

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If you have any recommendations locally, I'd love to hear them. I used to monger there regularly but have been away for a while.

Thanks in advance, guys. Stay safe out there!

[QUOTE=RobD;7177645]Both seem to be frequent posters. Anyone have intel? I'm going to be out there next week and I could go for some brown pussy. I sure miss Koko, she never let me down LOL.

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If you have any recommendations locally, I'd love to hear them. I used to monger there regularly but have been away for a while.

Thanks in advance, guys. Stay safe out there![/QUOTE]I haven't seen either but the first one is a problem. If you google her phone number she lists under different names and pics all the time. Either managed or scamming. Not worth it.

I'm not really sure if this should go under massage parlors or escorts, so I'll post it in both.

Does anyone know of anyone in Yakima or close area that is doing erotic massage (B2B, nuru, nude, tantra, etc) that isn't an AMP? I would very much like to be able to communicate in English without a translator app for a change. It's a serious mood killer for me. Thing is I really would like the massage in this case (for pain), but might as well enjoy it too, right?

I have searched for weeks until I am all searched out and have had absolutely zero success finding anyone. Even a legit escort is almost impossible to find. You will have to talk to 50-75 scammers for every real escort out there. Pleeeeeeaaaase, someone send me towards a legit person. Thank you in advance.

[QUOTE=Frisky1;7194927]I'm not really sure if this should go under massage parlors or escorts, so I'll post it in both.

Does anyone know of anyone in Yakima or close area that is doing erotic massage (B2B, nuru, nude, tantra, etc) that isn't an AMP? I would very much like to be able to communicate in English without a translator app for a change. It's a serious mood killer for me. Thing is I really would like the massage in this case (for pain), but might as well enjoy it too, right?

I have searched for weeks until I am all searched out and have had absolutely zero success finding anyone. Even a legit escort is almost impossible to find. You will have to talk to 50-75 scammers for every real escort out there. Pleeeeeeaaaase, someone send me towards a legit person. Thank you in advance.[/QUOTE]The last non Asian massage provider retired years ago. There aren't any left that I know about. You'll have to go to Seattle or Portland.

[QUOTE=Gophy;7195738]The last non Asian massage provider retired years ago. There aren't any left that I know about. You'll have to go to Seattle or Portland.[/QUOTE]Sadly, that is what I suspected. One can always hope, maybe one will pop up (I think that is more wishing than hoping unfortunately). Anyone, please let me and others know if it happens. Who knows, maybe there is a Bigfoot riding a unicorn somewhere, LOL.

[QUOTE=Frisky1;7195956]Sadly, that is what I suspected. One can always hope, maybe one will pop up (I think that is more wishing than hoping unfortunately). Anyone, please let me and others know if it happens. Who knows, maybe there is a Bigfoot riding a unicorn somewhere, LOL.[/QUOTE]MrsAppleBottom was amazing and local. I wish she would come out of retirement for a few weeks. I'd go through my entire hobby account on her in a week. Good luck finding one, there was one on STG in Kennewick a few days ago, maybe you can see if she wants to visit Yakima. I'd see her.

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Anyone seen? She's asking $600 an hour and has a menu that is smaller than pretty much everyone I've ever seen. I've seen enough dead fish providers that usually don't bother but she's really good looking.

[QUOTE=Gophy;7195976][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/yakima/female-escorts/caucasian_e/slimthick-russian-hottie--youn/657825240850[/URL]

Anyone seen? She's asking $600 an hour and has a menu that is smaller than pretty much everyone I've ever seen. I've seen enough dead fish providers that usually don't bother but she's really good looking.[/QUOTE]Looks is definitely partially subjective, I think she is for sure pretty, but not "really" pretty, but that is just me. I saw her ad, thought about it, but didn't contact her. Looking not at what she says, but more "how" she says it and what she doesn't say, she struck me as one of those who thinks her kitty is solid gold and would not treat a client with any respect. $600/ hr is insane! I have seen working girls on Aurora Ave way better looking than her, willing to do way more, and at half that cost. You sure it wasn't just a typo? Wow. But I am going to second your motion here for more info. If anyone sees her, please report back. Please.

Gophy, friendly bet. I bet she is a dead fish, treats her client like dirt, rushes him, and in general just not great. Call it a gut feeling. .

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I myself considered this one. Her rates seem a little high, but within reason. But like the previous one Gophy listed, her menu seems rather shallow. Any have any knowledge on this one?

As a side note, TO ME, I myself consider anything less than an hour a waste and thus not worth considering except in cases of car dates. But $200 is IMHO reasonable for an hour of good service. $250 for 90, and $300 2 hr. Yes, go above those rates, but only if it's better than par service or an exceptional quality or beauty. Just my opinion and a baseline to work from.

[QUOTE=Gophy;7195976][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/yakima/female-escorts/caucasian_e/slimthick-russian-hottie--youn/657825240850[/URL]

Anyone seen? She's asking $600 an hour and has a menu that is smaller than pretty much everyone I've ever seen. I've seen enough dead fish providers that usually don't bother but she's really good looking.[/QUOTE]Nevermind. I tried setting up an appointment. Despite posting 3 ads on STG and another 4 on TNA, she didn't text me back for 3 hours. I ended up going to an AMP instead and texted her letting her know and she just replied back "who even are you lmao". I'm the guy who's not going to see that ratchet, pimped, filtered, waste of time.

[QUOTE=Gophy;7196291]Nevermind. I tried setting up an appointment. Despite posting 3 ads on STG and another 4 on TNA, she didn't text me back for 3 hours. I ended up going to an AMP instead and texted her letting her know and she just replied back "who even are you lmao". I'm the guy who's not going to see that ratchet, pimped, filtered, waste of time.[/QUOTE]She just keeps getting better and better. I wasn't looking for her, but right after reading your update post, I saw an ad from her on escort13 that was posted for Yakima at 10:30 am on the day of your posting (yesterday, Valentine's Day). In the ad, she says " I'm hosting in Lower Queen Anne near Belltown". Wait, what? She needs to make up her mind. Is she in Yakima or Seattle. Fellas, you do what you want, but I would steer clear of this one.

Gophy, my other post didn't get allowed for some reason, but, I win the bet! LOL, I'm just messing' wit ya bro. A little levity is good for the soul. All in fun.

Anyone know anything about either of these 2?

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Or.

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[QUOTE=Frisky1;7196323]Anyone know anything about either of these 2?

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Or.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/yakima/massage/caucasian_w/outcalls-only/539834226267[/URL][/QUOTE]Tried to schedule with the 2nd one and never got a text back. Her pictures are 3-4 years old now but it was a slow night. Probably good she didn't text back.

Sapphire is looking for guys for a gang bang.

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I haven't seen her, not my cup of tea, but reliable sources say she's nasty (in a good way).

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Probably just there temporarily but she's pretty good. I saw her in Tri Cities. She's a little shy at first but once you get her going she gets into it. The FS was ok but the daty was some of the best I've ever had. Nice shaved pussy and she moved just right. She is very open about what she likes when you are down there, I had 2 fingers in and her hand on the back of my head when she came on my tongue.

Anyone have reliable and trustworthy providers here? The only ones on stg are addicts and robbers. All the AMPs are closing too, so I can't even pop in one of those to spend some coin.

Just for fun, here’s the front page of stg today.

Jazzy - Has reports of robs. Guy picked her up in his car to go to her incall. She said her boyfriend is home and would beat him up. She got out of the car and left with his money.

Kitty - Hot as hell but openly admits to partying as part of the date. Lost her mind last year shaving her head bald and making a bunch of posts about how she has stds.

Nikki - Might be the most boring date I’ve ever had. Completely lied on her menu. Dead fished me too.

Kiki - I haven’t seen her, she never texts back.

Monique - Nothing wrong that I’ve seen with her. Tried to set up a date and she wanted me to get her an incall for the night and quoted me 4 and a half bills on top of that for a hour. Hard pass.

Kayla - Robber, disgusting hygiene, dog shit all over her incall, walking disease.

A few amp ads that you can’t trust anymore and that’s it. That all you get in Yakima today if you wanted company. Every post as if 1:30pm on a Friday.

She's posting in Wenatchee as well, but seems to have a big presence even down in Yakima. I'm dubious and think I know the answer, but I figured I'd ask if any of you gents had any firsthand knowledge or credible local lore?

Thanks and stay safe, fellows! RD.

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[QUOTE=RobD;7323122]She's posting in Wenatchee as well, but seems to have a big presence even down in Yakima. I'm dubious and think I know the answer, but I figured I'd ask if any of you gents had any firsthand knowledge or credible local lore?

Thanks and stay safe, fellows! RD.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/wenatchee/female-escorts/exotic/msnastylex/293705665887[/URL][/QUOTE]Deposit scam. The account has been posting for about a week now from Bremerton to Wenatchee. She's going to say she's just out of town and want gas money. Once you send it, you'll be blocked and never see her or your cash again. If they post in multiple cities, they aren't worth the headaches because 9 out of 10 times they are fake and the other 1 time they aren't anywhere near your location and will be very unreliable. Stick to local girls as hard as that is here.

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Don't bother. Waste of time. All games and catfish. She has pics where she looks good, and pics where she looks ratchet and like she was a prison butch. The ones where she's good looking don't have tattoos on her face and those don't just disappear, so assume you're getting the ratchet looking version. Wasted my time trying to set up a date and ended up getting quoted $200 for hh car CBJ. I'm not paying $200 for a CBJ in my car from someone who's a lisp away from being Mike Tyson.

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Put up an ad saying she's available 12-2. I text her 20 min before 12 saying I could do it on my lunch break. Nothing back. Drove around for 30 min waiting for a reply, nothing. Ended up getting food and going back to work. Why is it so hard to find company here in Yakima. It's so stupid. If you post an ad and don't actually want to see people, don't post the ad. So tired of this, man I miss just going to massage parlors and not playing these stupid ass games.

I get messages weekly asking for who's good on skip. Here's my answer for July. None of them. There isn't a single girl left who is worth seeing. The good ones retired and the rest are at BEST catfishing, and in most cases scams.

Here's the list of today's ads.

"Wettest Bussy" - Deposit scam.

"Innocent mom" - Deposit scam.

Amber Rose. Pimps girls. Scammer. Will rob you with the classic boyfriend knocking scam.

Blonde new girl. Big time catfish. She is about 50 pounds heavier than her best pic, face tattoos, butch girlfriend who has attitude problems. Pimped by Amber Rose.

Monique and new blonde friend. Not a scam but will upcharge the shit out of you. Get the "all in" price. Ask about menu items listed because they might not be there come fun time.

" Ashley" big black chick. She's got some problems. Attitude, bad service, bi polar, expects you to be hot enough where she'd pay you for the date. Avoid, she will cause problems in your life. She calls my phone.

Bubbly she's back! Or she's not. She's bouncing between Seattle and Yakima. Not that it matters because she's not worth your time, even and heavy discounted rates. She won't do just about every position, her BJ is terrible, and she's probably blasted out of her mind when you see her. She kept nodding off. My most shameful fuck, I should have left but was thinking with my little head after she got my money. Never again.

2 massage parlor ads. They are pretty much all closed so I don't even know why they waste time posting.

Kali. A Renton native. Legit but be careful. She's popular with the BBFS crowd and has more than a few alerts about catching more than a cold after. Wrap it up if she's still here.

Maddie. Legit, but good luck getting a text back. Nothing wrong with her if you can set an appointment. I've seen her a few times and she's been good. Nice blonde MILF. Offers BBBJ now. I've never seen her on time, plan an extra hour because you'll be sitting there outside the hotel she lives in (at least it's not a north 1st hotel).

[QUOTE=Gophy;7347668]I get messages weekly asking for who's good on skip. Here's my answer for July. None of them. There isn't a single girl left who is worth seeing. The good ones retired and the rest are at BEST catfishing, and in most cases scams.

Here's the list of today's ads.

"Wettest Bussy" - Deposit scam.

"Innocent mom" - Deposit scam.

Amber Rose. Pimps girls. Scammer. Will rob you with the classic boyfriend knocking scam..[/QUOTE]Gophy, I've always been impressed by your ability to provide useful info on massage parlors and escorts out here. Like you and others, I don't understand why people would post escort ads, pretending to be super hot, fun, and very permissive in terms of services rendered, but when you contact them, they don't reply ever. It's a super crappy technique just to annoy people or waste people time? I don't get it. Anyway, knowing who's a scammer, a potential danger, a complete dud, or the real deal has always been the most daunting part for me. I'm married and am extremely careful with not getting caught, not wasting what I can save on the side, and not catch anything nasty, so I give up 99% of the time instead of risking time, money, diseases, and legal issues. Unless you literally contact all these people and visit them to have your own experience, do you have any other tricks to filter out the crap from the good stuff?

[QUOTE=HugeGorilla;7389463]Gophy, I've always been impressed by your ability to provide useful info on massage parlors and escorts out here. Like you and others, I don't understand why people would post escort ads, pretending to be super hot, fun, and very permissive in terms of services rendered, but when you contact them, they don't reply ever. It's a super crappy technique just to annoy people or waste people time? I don't get it. Anyway, knowing who's a scammer, a potential danger, a complete dud, or the real deal has always been the most daunting part for me. I'm married and am extremely careful with not getting caught, not wasting what I can save on the side, and not catch anything nasty, so I give up 99% of the time instead of risking time, money, diseases, and legal issues. Unless you literally contact all these people and visit them to have your own experience, do you have any other tricks to filter out the crap from the good stuff?[/QUOTE]There's no great way to filter. The first challenge is if the girl is even real, get past that you have to see in person if she is who her pictures say she is, lastly you get to see if she's worth the donation, something that's been an issue for me lately. I'm not into really odd things and intense fetishes, but if her profile says she likes CIM and DATY, I'm going to expect that she's really into those things. I know your mileage may vary, but I lost track of how many girls I've seen who have menus the size of a set of encyclopedias but only like 1 position and none of the stuff they listed.

I also need to fix an error on my last post. Amber is legit. She works with Monique and Crissy. I haven't seen her but got confirmation from a few sources that she's not the person I thought she was. That person is another black lady named Kim.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=Gophy;7392661]There's no great way to filter. The first challenge is if the girl is even real, get past that you have to see in person if she is who her pictures say she is, lastly you get to see if she's worth the donation, something that's been an issue for me lately. I'm not into really odd things and intense fetishes, but if her profile says she likes CIM and DATY, I'm going to expect that she's really into those things. I know your mileage may vary, but I lost track of how many girls I've seen who have menus the size of a set of encyclopedias but only like 1 position and none of the stuff they listed.

I also need to fix an error on my last post. Amber is legit. She works with Monique and Crissy. I haven't seen her but got confirmation from a few sources that she's not the person I thought she was. That person is another black lady named Kim..[/QUOTE]Thanks, Gophy! I share your standards and I appreciate you sharing your experience. It helps a ton!

And talk about CIM, I've been looking for someone legit that's hopefully not a cave troll who provides BBBJCIM in the area. Like you said, I see this listed on so many profiles but they look so similar or the girl is hotter than hell, it obviously looks fake.

I'd love to know if you have someone in mind who offers such a service out here.

Thank you!

[QUOTE=HugeGorilla;7394161]Thanks, Gophy! I share your standards and I appreciate you sharing your experience. It helps a ton!

And talk about CIM, I've been looking for someone legit that's hopefully not a cave troll who provides BBBJCIM in the area. Like you said, I see this listed on so many profiles but they look so similar or the girl is hotter than hell, it obviously looks fake.

I'd love to know if you have someone in mind who offers such a service out here.

Thank you![/QUOTE]Heard good things about Miss Dome.

Miss dome is a good BBBJCIM when she responds. I'm just not a fan of car dates or outcall.

Barbie is in town rn and she's worth seeing. She's hot, easy to talk to, and not crazy expensive.

Naomi the BBW who posts is a decent appointment if you're into bbw. She's at least clean and not into hard stuff.

Steer clear of Kaylah.

[QUOTE=Gophy;7394766]Heard good things about Miss Dome.[/QUOTE]Thank you! Yeah, I checked her out and contacted her. $100 for BBBJCIM. Definitely what I'm looking for.

[QUOTE=YakimaGuyy509;7397677]Miss dome is a good BBBJCIM when she responds. I'm just not a fan of car dates or outcall.

Barbie is in town rn and she's worth seeing. She's hot, easy to talk to, and not crazy expensive.

Naomi the BBW who posts is a decent appointment if you're into bbw. She's at least clean and not into hard stuff.

Steer clear of Kaylah.[/QUOTE]Thanks, man! Yeah, Mizz Dome does sound like what I wanted. Thanks for the two other suggestions; unfortunately, they don't offer BB anything. That being said, that Barbie is truly smoking hot!

[QUOTE=HugeGorilla;7400110]Thanks, man! Yeah, Mizz Dome does sound like what I wanted. Thanks for the two other suggestions; unfortunately, they don't offer BB anything. That being said, that Barbie is truly smoking hot![/QUOTE]It's been a couple years, but on my 2nd and 3rd visit with Barbie she did offer BBBJ for a small up charge. Unsure if that's because I'm groomed and take care of myself, or if she still does that. YMMV.

I'll be in Yakima next week for work and was wondering if any of you gents have any updates on the local scene. I've read up on past posts. I know to avoid Kaylah, Ashley, and Talaney / Kim or whatever her name is today. I saw Cookie's ad and reached out to her and and am waiting to hear if she expects to be around, always heard she's real and fun. I've always thought Amber Rose was a known ripoff but heard there may be some confusion on that and that she's legit? Any other info is appreciated.

Thanks guys! Be safe out there!

[QUOTE=RobD;7430467]I'll be in Yakima next week for work and was wondering if any of you gents have any updates on the local scene. I've read up on past posts. I know to avoid Kaylah, Ashley, and Talaney / Kim or whatever her name is today. I saw Cookie's ad and reached out to her and and am waiting to hear if she expects to be around, always heard she's real and fun. I've always thought Amber Rose was a known ripoff but heard there may be some confusion on that and that she's legit? Any other info is appreciated.

Thanks guys! Be safe out there![/QUOTE]Emmy is good / posts / yakima / female-escorts / latin / why-settle-when-you-can-have-you /751213472777.

Sara is great and cheap / posts / yakima / female-escorts / caucasian_w / come-try-the-sweetest-fruit-472190793984.

Mrs dome is a good car safe if she will text you back / posts / yakima / female-escorts / caucasian_w / ill-have-you-craving-for-more-24/732634565660.

Good for QV and does decently priced duos with Emmy. / posts / yakima / female-escorts / latin / thick-juicy-and-ready-to-play-/450692587356.

Sorry about the links. Look for the headlines in the posts and you’ll find who I’m talking about.

[QUOTE=Gophy;7430776]Emmy is good / posts / yakima / female-escorts / latin / why-settle-when-you-can-have-you /751213472777.

Sara is great and cheap / posts / yakima / female-escorts / caucasian_w / come-try-the-sweetest-fruit-472190793984.

Mrs dome is a good car safe if she will text you back / posts / yakima / female-escorts / caucasian_w / ill-have-you-craving-for-more-24/732634565660.

Good for QV and does decently priced duos with Emmy. / posts / yakima / female-escorts / latin / thick-juicy-and-ready-to-play-/450692587356.

Sorry about the links. Look for the headlines in the posts and youll find who Im talking about.[/QUOTE]You're the best, Gophy, thank you! I'll report any notable happenings. Thanks brother!

So your boy rolls into Yakima at quitting time and tries to set up some companionship. I try SugarSiren from TNA. She quotes me a premium price (understandably). I can't come up with that so I thank her politely for her time. She quotes me a reduced qv rate and I think why not? I asked about timing, and never hear back. She probably got a better offer, again totally fine and perfectly understandable. So I shift gears, none of the other recommended ladies and posting so I take a chance on Foxy. She immediately gets back to me and is my room shower fresh within an hour. Her pics are accurate and she's sweet and friendly. Had a great time meeting her. She belongs on your safe list. I love a girl next door MILF type, so there's a definite tilt to my report but if that's your thing too go without fear and treat her well. Thanks all! Catch you next time!

Going to be in the area next week and thinking of seeing Ajayy. Couldn't find any reports. She posts on stg without a handle.

[QUOTE=Jeffharding209;7459971]Going to be in the area next week and thinking of seeing Ajayy. Couldn't find any reports. She posts on stg without a handle.[/QUOTE]Link one of her ads.

[QUOTE=Gophy;7460186]Link one of her ads.[/QUOTE][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/yakima/female-escorts/incalloutcall-available-now-/967994036407[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jeffharding209;7460251][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/yakima/female-escorts/incalloutcall-available-now-/967994036407[/URL][/QUOTE]Oh. I've honest just skipped over her since her photos are really old.

Anyone have any intel on this new poster to Yakima?

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