Escort Reports

[QUOTE=FrankSd;6077552]I setup a qv and waiting in a park for her to come. Then few minutes later she calls me and started acting weird and getting angry. I paid her the amount she asked and told my to drive her to Walmart and then back to the park where we meet up and then she left.

[URL]https://mt-vernon.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/sexy-brunette-wants-to-rock-yo/302210686925[/URL][/QUOTE]I tried a couple times to set something up with a long while back, never did work. Out. Always got weird. It's to bad, I think she look smoking hot. But don't know how accurate her pics are.

The games get old quick. I have never understood why this valley is so dry and lacking in fun.

[QUOTE=FrankSd;6077552]I setup a qv and waiting in a park for her to come. Then few minutes later she calls me and started acting weird and getting angry. I paid her the amount she asked and told my to drive her to Walmart and then back to the park where we meet up and then she left.

[URL]https://mt-vernon.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/sexy-brunette-wants-to-rock-yo/302210686925[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm sorry guys but I never did report the weekend I visited MT Vernon. I was having no luck getting an outcall to my hotel room. When I finally stumbled on this one.

1st report please bear with me.

Called her up around 6 am she answered and said she was nearby Agreed to 100 BBBJ for HH. Took only 30 minutes to show up. Pretty fast. Knock and no surprise she definitely doesn't look like her pics but she's thick as hell. Ass was fat and tits were nice and huge, I thought Hell yea!! She uses the bathroom first and I think cleans up a little. She definitely is weird and she might have demons but couldn't tell. Down to business she starts busting out a condom. I said no we agreed on BBBJ and tried to switch it up on me that is was covered only. I showed her the texts and was like well ok but I'm going to inspect your Johnson. So I let her and once she saw I was clean she proceeded. She kept being a weirdo and asking for the lights to be off bc she prefers it that way. I wanted to see her give me some top with those green eyes but I agreed. My fellow mongers.

I got the worst BJ of my life dude. It was like she never gave a BJ in her life. She also didn't want to lay on the bed while she did it. She like had one leg on the bed and one standing on the ground in this weird ass position. No stimulation no suction couldn't even give HJ right. It was horrible. Yes she looks good but it's not worth it. I was seriously like WTF. So I thought I'm going to clap those cheeks screw it. Donated an extra. 5 and slapped the cover on couldn't even get hard because of that shitty BJ so I bent her over. Oh my God bro that f*and stench. I instantly lost my chubby. Said never mind go back to the BJ. As soon as she got tired I gave her the boot and it was awkward. Later on that day I went to go get breakfast and my horror I saw her pushing a homeless shopping cart and was instantly disgusted. Please keep your money and move away from this one. This was my first report and it's not a smear campaign against her. I'm doing this post so no one makes the same mistake as me.

I would have rather burned my $. 5 with a lighter and still would have felt better about it than give to her. I was pissed as hell.

[QUOTE=TheDude2626;6091322]I'm sorry guys but I never did report the weekend I visited MT Vernon. I was having no luck getting an outcall to my hotel room. When I finally stumbled on this one.

1st report please bear with me.

Called her up around 6 am she answered and said she was nearby Agreed to 100 BBBJ for HH. Took only 30 minutes to show up. Pretty fast. Knock and no surprise she definitely doesn't look like her pics but she's thick as hell. Ass was fat and tits were nice and huge, I thought Hell yea!! She uses the bathroom first and I think cleans up a little. She definitely is weird and she might have demons but couldn't tell. Down to business she starts busting out a condom. I said no we agreed on BBBJ and tried to switch it up on me that is was covered only. I showed her the texts and was like well ok but I'm going to inspect your Johnson. So I let her and once she saw I was clean she proceeded. She kept being a weirdo and asking for the lights to be off bc she prefers it that way. I wanted to see her give me some top with those green eyes but I agreed. My fellow mongers.

I got the worst BJ of my life dude. It was like she never gave a BJ in her life. She also didn't want to lay on the bed while she did it. She like had one leg on the bed and one standing on the ground in this weird ass position. No stimulation no suction couldn't even give HJ right. It was horrible. Yes she looks good but it's not worth it. I was seriously like WTF. So I thought I'm going to clap those cheeks screw it. Donated an extra. 5 and slapped the cover on couldn't even get hard because of that shitty BJ so I bent her over. Oh my God bro that f*and stench. I instantly lost my chubby. Said never mind go back to the BJ. As soon as she got tired I gave her the boot and it was awkward. Later on that day I went to go get breakfast and my horror I saw her pushing a homeless shopping cart and was instantly disgusted. Please keep your money and move away from this one. This was my first report and it's not a smear campaign against her. I'm doing this post so no one makes the same mistake as me.

I would have rather burned my $. 5 with a lighter and still would have felt better about it than give to her. I was pissed as hell.[/QUOTE]Yowza. Definite waste of time and money it seems with her. Too many red flags in her ad so I never even bothered trying her out. I would've asked for my money back, especially on an outcall.

I booked time with a lady once. I get to her place, she's about 50 lbs heavier than her pics, and she has a shaved head haircut that looks insane, apartment reeked of weed and cigs. So I let her know I do not appreciate her blatant old pics and her wacky haircut is very unfeminine. She apologized and said she would make it up to me in the bedroom. We get in there, she doesn't want to DFK. I said I asked if you offer GFE, you stated yes, so WTF is going on. She apologized and allowed DFK. She then busted out her head game which was average at best but was trying the old jackhammer technique to get me to cum quick. I told her she'd just be doing it longer since it's a turn off and I had to give her directions. Then I went to move on to do some missionary. She said she had no rubbers. So now I am really annoyed. I said no way I am paying $150 for an hour of mediocre head with someone who posts 10 year old pics, doesn't provide the services previously negotiated and has a Mad Max Thunderdome haircut. I said I'd let her keep $50 if she wanted to let me fuck her mouth until I finished. She agreed. She was fucking out there. Like total Twilight Zone experience.

That was back in the Craigslist days. Lots of these women weren't pro providers, more like housewife hookers looking for extra money. Lots of them were double dippers. Getting free housing, SSI disability, free cable, food stamps and free medical while tricking on the side to get under the table cash. Always hustling I guess.

I am not a violent or crazy person, but you get the wrong dude over and pull that stuff, who knows what could happen. I never understand why these women do stuff like that. Give great service at a good price and you'll have plenty of regular clients.

Any of you pervs seen this Latina?

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[QUOTE=DatoDaddio;6115692]Any of you pervs seen this Latina?

[URL]https://bellingham.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/------by-the-best---/917570432498[/URL][/QUOTE]No menu listed, no explicit texting. Those are red flags for me. Who knows what you're going to get.

[QUOTE=DatoDaddio;6041060][URL]https://bellingham.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/Its-an-awesome-day-to-come-pla/167238569213[/URL]

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Any info on these girls?[/QUOTE]First one will "go to the bathroom" during the middle of a session for 20 minutes and take that out of your time.

2nd one I saw twice, 1st time was good 2nd time she ran out halfway through with the money.

Anyone got intel on UTR ladies in the Skagit area?

[QUOTE=KarlHungus76;6283682]Anyone got intel on UTR ladies in the Skagit area?[/QUOTE]For the most part, better off driving south.

[QUOTE=KarlHungus76;6283682]Anyone got intel on UTR ladies in the Skagit area?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SeeksCuriously;6286864]For the most part, better off driving south.[/QUOTE]Or driving north, [URL]https://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/metro-vancouver/[/URL]#ad7421021 (you'll need a VPN to see the photos due to SESTA / FOSTA in The US).

Hi.

Going to be up north next week. Any suggestions for a BBFS experience- escort or AMP? Any help is appreciated.

Thanks.

I've tried many times over the past couple of years to contact her. No reply. Any of you horndogs actually had a visit with her.

Charlie in Sedro [URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/bellingham/female-escorts/caucasian_w/hi-guys/002025723840[/URL].

[QUOTE=PeterHouston;6384526]Hi.

Going to be up north next week. Any suggestions for a BBFS experience- escort or AMP? Any help is appreciated.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I've seen Lesa a few times, never tried raw dog but I have heard its available she's on the other board lusciouslesa69.

[QUOTE=PeterHouston;6384526]Hi.

Going to be up north next week. Any suggestions for a BBFS experience- escort or AMP? Any help is appreciated.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Don't know on bellingham, but over all, this area is pretty dry. Not a lot of options to begine with and what you seek makes it even drier. Hope you find something.

[QUOTE=SeattleSam2009;6384939]I've tried many times over the past couple of years to contact her. No reply. Any of you horndogs actually had a visit with her.

Charlie in Sedro [URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/bellingham/female-escorts/caucasian_w/hi-guys/002025723840[/URL].[/QUOTE]Nope. Have tried but have never once heard back. I have read somewhere that if you do actually happen to hook up, it's not really worth it.

But she is super cute.

Posting here because the Bham section is dead. Met This one a little while back, she's sweet enough for sure, spinner MILF, tight wet clean pussy, A cups, cute ass and with some mommy damage. Pics are accurate, she's a horny minx and loves to fuck. BBBJ. DATY, DATO, BBFSCIP, two rounds repeated, and I bet she would of been up for third and fourth rounds if I was a younger man. She had puffy distorted fingertips if you know what that means. She's a sweet gal with a familiar story of being down on luck. $$. 8 for the hour, well worth it, but not sure if will repeat.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/bellingham/female-escorts/caucasian_w/sweetsassysinful/333118210119[/URL]

Anyone know any UTR providers near Stanwood?

[QUOTE=UndeadHentai;6409125]Anyone know any UTR providers near Stanwood?[/QUOTE]I too would like to know.

This one is a rob, she's posting in Everett now, was posting in Skagit last week. Dumb ass me for paying up front for the room. Initial contact was ok, fast response, said to meet her at the hotel. I get there, she's down the street so I go pick her up says she needed half to get the room, dumb ass me gives in, I see her go into the office and poof.

She's pretty gross anyway, definitely pics not accurate, but little head was thinking instead of te big head.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/evere...-/677223062713[/URL]

The scene is so dead in this area if anyone has a gal or AMP to recommend please reach out.

[QUOTE=UndeadHentai;6461600]The scene is so dead in this area if anyone has a gal or AMP to recommend please reach out.[/QUOTE]Best bet is going north. BC is a pooning-playground.

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She has an outstanding ass, nice menu. Looks amazing. Almost to good to be true, more so for these parts. Haven't really found much on her. Curious if any one has any info.

Much appreciated.

And as always thank you.

[QUOTE=SeeksCuriously;6480092][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/mt-vernon/female-escorts/caucasian_w/-just-arrived-864-820-6181/173844349003[/URL]

She has an outstanding ass, nice menu. Looks amazing. Almost to good to be true, more so for these parts. Haven't really found much on her. Curious if any one has any info.

Much appreciated.

And as always thank you.[/QUOTE]See my post in the Wenatchee forum.

[QUOTE=Blair6300;6489335]See my post in the Wenatchee forum.[/QUOTE]Much appreciated. Do love those little boobs and they are hard to find in the hobby.

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She looks hot. But same pics for years so I know they are not currant. She has been around for a long time, but I don't ever recall anyone ever talking about her, good or bad. I tried to meet up with her a few years ago, but she was kind of difficult to set up with and ended up meeting some one else. Pretty sure she was using this pics back on C. L.

Pics are hot. But I know there is more to


https://skipthegames.com/posts/anacortes/female-escorts/caucasian_e/dont-miss-out--in-anacortesska/361461046501

This one is in my back yard and will check it out soon. Be convenient as fuck if she works out. Be nice to have a fun one on the island.
I'll report back when I do.. spent all my funds in Portland last week, so be a week or so.
Thank you, happy hunting.

[QUOTE=SeeksCuriously;6503588][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/mt-vernon/female-escorts/caucasian_w/sexy-brunette-wants-to-rock-yo/338243125613[/URL]

She looks hot. But same pics for years so I know they are not currant. She has been around for a long time, but I don't ever recall anyone ever talking about her, good or bad. I tried to meet up with her a few years ago, but she was kind of difficult to set up with and ended up meeting some one else. Pretty sure she was using this pics back on C. L.

Pics are hot. But I know there is more to


https://skipthegames.com/posts/anacortes/female-escorts/caucasian_e/dont-miss-out--in-anacortesska/361461046501

This one is in my back yard and will check it out soon. Be convenient as fuck if she works out. Be nice to have a fun one on the island.
I'll report back when I do.. spent all my funds in Portland last week, so be a week or so.
Thank you, happy hunting.[/QUOTE]I reached out to the first one. She has no real menu. Non-GFE and full safety according to her when I reached out. Pretty sure those pics are mega old, except there is one which is a bit newer, but she looks like a heavy user. Puffy hands, might be missing some teefers judging from the one pic. Think she's just hoping to juice some fool out of his cash for the most minimal of services. Let us know how it goes with her.

I thought I read somewhere that the 2nd one you listed is just out for a money grab. She lists that she receives watersports on her menu. I highly doubt it. I think she checked every box just to get the most responses. Then again, I could be mistaken. Keep us updated and be safe!

[QUOTE=Freaky360;6503617]I reached out to the first one. She has no real menu. Non-GFE and full safety according to her when I reached out. Pretty sure those pics are mega old, except there is one which is a bit newer, but she looks like a heavy user. Puffy hands, might be missing some teefers judging from the one pic. Think she's just hoping to juice some fool out of his cash for the most minimal of services. Let us know how it goes with her.

I thought I read somewhere that the 2nd one you listed is just out for a money grab. She lists that she receives watersports on her menu. I highly doubt it. I think she checked every box just to get the most responses. Then again, I could be mistaken. Keep us updated and be safe![/QUOTE]Out.

Appreciate it. I don't think I'd reach out to the first one unless someone came out with a great review of her. Pics haven't changed in so very long and she has been around for a long time. Was just super curious.

Second one, if it works out I'll post a review. Be nice to have a reliable in my island, but I see the point made. Probly not the actual menue and probably a whole lot of up charge.

Thank you.

[QUOTE=Freaky360;6503617]I reached out to the first one. She has no real menu. Non-GFE and full safety according to her when I reached out. Pretty sure those pics are mega old, except there is one which is a bit newer, but she looks like a heavy user. Puffy hands, might be missing some teefers judging from the one pic. Think she's just hoping to juice some fool out of his cash for the most minimal of services. Let us know how it goes with her.

I thought I read somewhere that the 2nd one you listed is just out for a money grab. She lists that she receives watersports on her menu. I highly doubt it. I think she checked every box just to get the most responses. Then again, I could be mistaken. Keep us updated and be safe![/QUOTE]Have two verified reports of grab and go rob reports. And pics do not match at all. Oh well. Guess I'll just stick to the AMP's.

[QUOTE=SeeksCuriously;6504005]Have two verified reports of grab and go rob reports. And pics do not match at all. Oh well. Guess I'll just stick to the AMP's.[/QUOTE]You could always try the crazy chick from Concrete. She's rough around the grill area but has a decent body. Very tough to schedule with but very open menu other than greek. Only does car dates unless you want to truck her back and forth from Concrete to your place LOL.

[QUOTE=Freaky360;6504152]You could always try the crazy chick from Concrete. She's rough around the grill area but has a decent body. Very tough to schedule with but very open menu other than greek. Only does car dates unless you want to truck her back and forth from Concrete to your place LOL.[/QUOTE]She has a great body.

Very hard to set up with, have tried. She certainly is an up river girl. LOL.

[QUOTE=SeeksCuriously;6504169]She has a great body.

Very hard to set up with, have tried. She certainly is an up river girl. LOL.[/QUOTE]She won't talk to me because she claims I shorted her. I asked how much for a half hour session would be, I asked if we could double it for an hour session, she said yes. I paid her and then she stopped responding to my texts. I asked what's up, and she said I shorted her cash. I showed her the texts where she quoted me the price and it's exactly what I paid. She reluctantly agreed that I paid the correct amount but she was still pissed. She's a wacko for sure.

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Someone new and looks good from what is seen. Not much of a menu and outcall only. I might have to investigate some more. Outcall usually isn't a good option for me though, I may have to ponder this.

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So I thought what the hell, I have never hear anything about her. Gave it a shot. Quick response, easy set up. Decided on Car date with BJ. Timely and as advertised, she however is not as pictured. Probably good 60 lbs or more then pictured. BJ was alright. Over all not bad, but probably won't return. 80 all in.

[QUOTE=SeeksCuriously;6506531][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/mt-vernon/female-escorts/caucasian_w/sexy-brunette-wants-to-rock-yo/028897956131[/URL]

So I thought what the hell, I have never hear anything about her. Gave it a shot. Quick response, easy set up. Decided on Car date with BJ. Timely and as advertised, she however is not as pictured. Probably good 60 lbs or more then pictured. BJ was alright. Over all not bad, but probably won't return. 80 all in.[/QUOTE]Yeah I knew those pics were ancient. I never pay the agreed price if they are that different from their pics. Was it covered? When I reached out to her, she said it was all safety.

[QUOTE=Freaky360;6506855]Yeah I knew those pics were ancient. I never pay the agreed price if they are that different from their pics. Was it covered? When I reached out to her, she said it was all safety.[/QUOTE]Thay are, and I knew it. Yeah, it was covered. For what it was, not bad. Certainly not worth a repeat. At least now I know!

Yeah, she's a bullshitter, used to offer BBBJ, I saw her years ago and she switched up on me and said no BBBJ even tho her ad clearly stated it. Then, the fucking was shit, pussy dry as the Mohave, bitching at me about how big I am. I am not. And just an awful time. Plus, she bitched me out about not bringing her a $8 mocha-fuckstick-latte or some shit that she texted like 5 min after I got to the shitty hotel she works out of.

Hard pass brothers.

[QUOTE=SeeksCuriously;6506905]Thay are, and I knew it. Yeah, it was covered. For what it was, not bad. Certainly not worth a repeat. At least now I know![/QUOTE]

C'Mon. Man!!

Yeah, she does have limited time, but she's a cool person. No drugs, No crazy BS other than regular life shit. Nice girl in a bad situation.

I have zero trouble setting anything up. She is spot on, literally minutes on reply, yes, she only does car dates, and you have to drive up 20 to get her. She's got a banging bod for a 47 year gal, and BB CIP is hard to beat. My only complaint is that she has to walk out a aways from her place, so she can be a bit, or more than a bit, sweaty from the walking when it's time to fuck.

I've seen her more than a dozen times. More than I can say for another other girls in the area. I'm pretty sure that I've given one of you my sloppy seconds, or I've gotten sloppy seconds from you. She's told me so. .

[QUOTE=SeeksCuriously;6504169]She has a great body.

Very hard to set up with, have tried. She certainly is an up river girl. LOL.[/QUOTE]

Glad you saw other reports, she deletes postings on STG because she is such a flake. She's a fat pig any way, I'm glad I didn't fuck her. You know when you walk in to am appt, and the girl is not what you saw in the pic and figure, well, let's fuck anyway? This girl would make you say nah, fuck this, I would never stick my dick in this ugly person.

I dunno, I have paid to fuck women and leave me alone after that I never would have fucked for free if I had to give my number out. This one, she was disgusting and I'm glad I didn't fuck her.

Worst thing is there is nothing on the island, so a fucking Saltine cracker looks pretty good at this point.

[QUOTE=SeeksCuriously;6504005]Have two verified reports of grab and go rob reports. And pics do not match at all. Oh well. Guess I'll just stick to the AMP's.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BimForFun;6515183]C'Mon. Man!!

Yeah, she does have limited time, but she's a cool person. No drugs, No crazy BS other than regular life shit. Nice girl in a bad situation.

I have zero trouble setting anything up. She is spot on, literally minutes on reply, yes, she only does car dates, and you have to drive up 20 to get her. [/QUOTE]Yeah, she answers quickly but most of the time it turns into her bitching about everything and is very wishy-washy on her times and availability.

I chat with her online a bit too and she will often just go off the deep end about stuff. If you look at her Facebook, it's the same thing. She's all over the place. She will post nice country scenery pics, then pics of her walking trails and taking her dogs out. Then she will post weird rambling videos talking about all kinds of stuff. She had a few videos of her dancing in lingerie. Kinda bizarre. She's very nice but she definitely has a screw or two loose.

[QUOTE=Freaky360;6515739]Yeah, she answers quickly but most of the time it turns into her bitching about everything and is very wishy-washy on her times and availability.

I chat with her online a bit too and she will often just go off the deep end about stuff. If you look at her Facebook, it's the same thing. She's all over the place. She will post nice country scenery pics, then pics of her walking trails and taking her dogs out. Then she will post weird rambling videos talking about all kinds of stuff. She had a few videos of her dancing in lingerie. Kinda bizarre. She's very nice but she definitely has a screw or two loose.[/QUOTE]How would one go about finding her ad? I haven't seen a name, just crazy chick from Concrete.

[QUOTE=BeachWave90;6516082]How would one go about finding her ad? I haven't seen a name, just crazy chick from Concrete.[/QUOTE]She puts up ads and takes them down quick. She gets mental about them. She's always complaining about people asking her stuff from the ads. She was on TnA and Tryst before as well as STG, but I think she took all her ads down. You can see her homemade videos on XHamster. SexyRach75 is her usual handle.

[URL]https://xhamster2.com/creators/sexyrach75[/URL]