Massage Parlor Reports

I'm wondering if this is the correct area form to be looking in to do my research I will be visiting ham lake soon and would not mind getting a good massage with options letting me know that I am would be a great help as I rtff.

[QUOTE=Garyminn;1244531]Sadly, the cops closed it down. Likely ran a brief sting, found them doing the HE, and quietly shut them down. It didn't get much press, but the owners (and the owners of an even better AMP (where very hot FS was available, from gorgeous Asian women from L. A, often) were simply sent away, and those locations closed. I believe the Lyndale Avenue AMP may have reopened, but I believe it's legit. Come to think of it, a third AMP, called "Relaxtation" (not sure if the misspelling was intentional) was closed at the same time. Those "wonderful" Bloomington police, with nothing better to do, I guess, shut down three of the best AMPs in MINN. Oh well![/QUOTE]. And then got shut down anyway. The cop tax is real common up here. Pity that some good AMP got shut down. Usually I don't partake because in my experience they are usually jack shacks in this area. It is not like the west coast.

I think that if we could get about 10 or 20 working in the area and if they were smart enough to make sure that the local pastors, politicans and top cops were on video doing their thing, then it would be allowed to prosper here. Herbert Hoover, asshole FBI fag that he was, had the right idea about pictures and politicians.

[QUOTE=Garyminn;1244531]Sadly, the cops closed it down. Likely ran a brief sting, found them doing the HE, and quietly shut them down. It didn't get much press, but the owners (and the owners of an even better AMP (where very hot FS was available, from gorgeous Asian women from L. A, often) were simply sent away, and those locations closed. I believe the Lyndale Avenue AMP may have reopened, but I believe it's legit. Come to think of it, a third AMP, called "Relaxtation" (not sure if the misspelling was intentional) was closed at the same time. Those "wonderful" Bloomington police, with nothing better to do, I guess, shut down three of the best AMPs in MINN. Oh well![/QUOTE]I connected with Lulu in Henderson at some off the beaten path AMP that not many reviews are on. Older 40ish provider that kinda had a Chinese Marlo Thomas (That Girl) look to her. Nice BBBJ and FS to be had there. Had me pop in before my flight early in the morning for a couple hour multiple session. 2.5 hours for $180 with a smoking older broad. Not too shabby in my book. She used to work out of a joint on Penn that got swept up with the rest of them that bleak day.

Has anyone gone to this place?

[QUOTE=Domino2;1326413]Has anyone gone to this place?[/QUOTE]Good massage, but no extras are available.

[QUOTE=Wolfgang;1314388]. Herbert Hoover, asshole FBI fag that he was, had the right idea about pictures and politicians.[/QUOTE]Herbert Hoover was the president of the United States from 1929-1933. I you sure you didn't mean J. Edgar Hoover? Just sayin'.

I saw a zillion ads for AMPs in the Twin Cities but I don't see any good reports. I can't believe they are all surviving by just giving a thereaputic massage. Also saw ads for some really upscale places with sexy girls. So whats the story? Even if they offer a HE I'd not be interested. I want a good massage and FS. I don't want to be teased with a light touch by a drop dead beauty.

And I don't want some Asian granny having her fun with he. So are all these store front shops any good?

[QUOTE=Guapo Marx; 1346660]I saw a zillion ads for AMPs in the Twin Cities but I don't see any good reports. I can't believe they are all surviving by just giving a thereaputic massage. Also saw ads for some really upscale places with sexy girls. So whats the story? Even if they offer a HE I'd not be interested. I want a good massage and FS. I don't want to be teased with a light touch by a drop dead beauty.

And I don't want some Asian granny having her fun with he. So are all these store front shops any good?[/QUOTE]What you are looking for does not exist in Mpls. I have quit going to any of the store front shops, they are all DIY at best.

[QUOTE=Anything Cool;1347193]What you are looking for does not exist in Mpls. I have quit going to any of the store front shops, they are all DIY at best.[/QUOTE]Not necessarily DIY, but the market here sucks nonetheless.

There are a couple of granny shops that will give you about everything you never wanted and plenty of jack shacks.

[QUOTE=Derpdydoo; 1347227]Not necessarily DIY, but the market here sucks nonetheless.

There are a couple of granny shops that will give you about everything you never wanted and plenty of jack shacks.[/QUOTE]What I want is to go to one of the spas that has about 5-6 knockouts working there. All Asian is fine. Then for $160-200 I want a good massage, a table shower. And be able to ride everything in the amusement park. I want and enthusiastic attitude and the kind of customer service experience that I will rave about on the comment card. I want to tell mammasan what a great job her girl did and I'm coming back soon.

What I don't want is to go so some dark dingy storefront AMP that advertises beautiful girls. Only to find a 60 year old Asian granny giving me a half ass massage on a sticky rock hard table and then asking me "you won bro job or hon job?" Bro job 60 more, hon job 40 more.

[QUOTE=Guapo Marx; 1347739]What I want is to go to one of the spas that has about 5-6 knockouts working there. All Asian is fine. Then for $160-200 I want a good massage, a table shower. And be able to ride everything in the amusement park. I want and enthusiastic attitude and the kind of customer service experience that I will rave about on the comment card. I want to tell mammasan what a great job her girl did and I'm coming back soon.

What I don't want is to go so some dark dingy storefront AMP that advertises beautiful girls. Only to find a 60 year old Asian granny giving me a half ass massage on a sticky rock hard table and then asking me "you won bro job or hon job?" Bro job 60 more, hon job 40 more.[/QUOTE]Well Method is now closed. That was your only option.

[QUOTE=Guapo Marx; 1347739]What I want is to go to one of the spas that has about 5-6 knockouts working there. All Asian is fine. Then for $160-200 I want a good massage, a table shower. And be able to ride everything in the amusement park. I want and enthusiastic attitude and the kind of customer service experience that I will rave about on the comment card. I want to tell mammasan what a great job her girl did and I'm coming back soon.[/QUOTE]This was a tall order, even for Method. 5-6 knockouts & a good massage?

[QUOTE=Derpdydoo;1349076]This was a tall order, even for Method. 5-6 knockouts & a good massage?[/QUOTE]Another possibility might have been.

Relaxation Center (on Central)

But, unfortuantely, it is now closed too.

[QUOTE=John in Tampa; 1350332]Another possibility might have been.

Relaxation Center (on Central)

But, unfortuantely, it is now closed too.[/QUOTE]okay. I got a few inquiries about places that are open and offering some form of HE. I am no expert but you can give these a try (YMMV, of course).

. Central Spa (older, always reliable though). BBBJCIM no prob here.

. Asian Massage (Hopkins). HJ for sure, more is uncertain. But let us know what you find out.

That is all the info I have.

[QUOTE=John in Tampa; 1350332]Another possibility might have been.

Relaxation Center (on Central)

But, unfortuantely, it is now closed too.[/QUOTE]My experience there pretty much was high price and sucked. And sucked not in the good way.

I just saw an ad today for them, they're closed?