Massage Parlor Reports

Thanks for the report, but dude, if you think your silly format of describing things you did NOT do is going to somehow make you safer from LE or whatever, you are misguided. Same deal when saying you "dreamed" of something. If you really want to be discreet, just be discreet like a normal person and be light on the details, but make it clear you got the goods. Reading a review in this format is irritating.

[QUOTE=Ezridjr; 1263349]The other day a went for a drive, and decided not to make a stop in Kalamazoo at TLC. I was not greeted by a cutie by name of June. When asked how long I did not want to stay, I neither replied nor paid for an hour. I was not asked if I had been there before, to which I would have replied that I knew Sarah, Hannah and a YMMV Sammy.

So upon not removing my clothes I did not grab the towel, waiting for her return. Shortly she never returned to take me for an enjoyable TS, during which she never stayed focused with me trying to not feel her out. After she did not even dry me off. Then after she did not lead me back to the room, I was not left alone while she cleaned the TS. Finally, I imagined her return for a decent massage. When she told me to do not bother rolling over I told I did not want a BJ.

I pretended she left and came back to me not already wearing an orange cover. She did not even smile, and would not lick the boys while she pretended to give me quite a pleasurable tonguing. Finally I did not let loose. After which she did not clean me off. Then I did not have to get dressed and drive home because I realized that I had never even pulled out of the drive in the first place! Have fun, she really is a sweetie. Oh and I did not catch a glimpse of another cutie in their room at the south end of the hall. Maybe next time. EZ[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother;1263674]Thanks for the report, but dude, if you think your silly format of describing things you did NOT do is going to somehow make you safer from LE or whatever, you are misguided. Same deal when saying you "dreamed" of something. If you really want to be discreet, just be discreet like a normal person and be light on the details, but make it clear you got the goods. Reading a review in this format is irritating.[/QUOTE]Agree. I understand the humorous attempt, but it isn't necessary.

[QUOTE=Johny Mac;1264213]Agree. I understand the humorous attempt, but it isn't necessary.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the feedback, I will never make such a cheesy post again. Have fun all, EZ.

Went to TLC last Monday, Kim, met me at the door, guided me back and to make a long story short, Shower, Massage, CBJ, and CFS was had for 120.

She is older, but very nice body and fairly tight box.

I want to go back and try Michelle, younger looking gal, has anyone seen her before, any do's or don't with her?

Cheers yall'

[QUOTE=HuggableGuy; 1279089]Went to TLC last Monday, Kim, met me at the door, guided me back and to make a long story short, Shower, Massage, CBJ, and CFS was had for 120.

She is older, but very nice body and fairly tight box.

I want to go back and try Michelle, younger looking gal, has anyone seen her before, any do's or don't with her?

Cheers yall'[/QUOTE]Was that a half hour or an hour?

[QUOTE=Johny Mac;1279291]Was that a half hour or an hour?[/QUOTE]One half hour

Has any one been to Traverse City? Do they have any AMP's pr MP's up there? Where can I guy go for fun up there, Traveling later this month. Thanks ya'll.

Well,

I went to see Michelle, Made some mistakes along the way.

1st she wanted to know how I knew her name, I told her Kim told me, Kim who works here who I had last time. She looked real confused. Like she did not believe me. Well I wonder why when it was KAY not KIM.

2nd mistake, was I gave her 4 for 1/2 and 5 for extra treatment right up front.

Massage started with light fingers on my backside, and within 1 minute she say,"roll over".

Oiled her hands and took care of business. I was out of there start to finish in less than 15 min. She did say come back and we will try different. Not sure what that means. She is very pretty and has wonderful boobs, fake or not they are wonderful.

Not sure if I'll go back or not. At least Kay not Kim, paid more attention to me for the money.

Oh well, I am new to this sport, so I will learn.

HG, we have someone in common. Michelle. LOL.

Last week, I had a meeting scheduled with an SP, but for some reason she wasn't home. So I decided that I needed to go with Plan B, which I didn't have. So after thinking I thought of visiting an AMP. My two choices were Happy or TLC. I decided to go with TLC. Having not been to an AMP in about six years, this was almost a new experience for me, too.

It was a dark and stormy night, and the rain was pouring down. Seriously. For those who have never been to TLC, it is located on Sprinkle right near a busier section. Next door is a bar, which has a parking lot raised a bit higher than the parking lot of the spa. Yes, you can look down and see the cars. However, you cannot see the cars in the lot from the road very well as there is a fence.

I pulled into the lot and parked next to another vehicle. I won't give a description, but I was concerned that if it was a customer, then there would be no one for me. Not to worry. I ran inside through the rain and entered into a nicely lit waiting area. Then I rang the door bell and was let in by the mamasan. As always, she is an older woman who is not who you want for a massage. She led me to a room. I asked to use the bathroom, and she pointed where it was down a hall. As I came back out, the gentleman who was the other customer, was entering his room after being in the table shower. His girl opened their door and looked back at me with the nicest smile. I am not sure who she was, but she is who I will ask for next time. (Could that be Kay, HG?) That made me jealous. Will I get the mamasan?

As I came around the corner, a beautiful short Asian gal with larger boobs reached for my hand and led me back to my room. Her name was Michelle. She asked how long I wanted and I said a half hour and gave her. 4 for the massage. She left the room while I quickly undressed and climbed on the massage table / bed. She was back before I was there though.

She began rubbing her hands on me in a very sensual manner. Anyone who has been at an AMP knows that these women have this down to an art. She had me excited quickly and kept me there, and that was while I was on my back. She massaged me for about five minutes and had me flip over. She then did the same thing on the front for another almost ten minutes. I am guessing. As she did, she began pressing her boobs into my face and encouraging me to smell them and more. She encouraged me to put my hands on her. This went on for a bit. Then she stepped back, straightened her clothes, and said,"Okay?" Being that it has been awhile, I didn't acknowledge that I heard her. She did some more massage and then said it again. This time I understood. I went and got her tip (.5) and laid back down. She seemed to have wanted more, but I didn't have more, nor did I want more. She again massaged me and then proceeded to finish me off in a very skilled and efficient manner. I would have liked her to take a little longer, but so be it. It felt good and I felt relaxed.

After it was over,I lay there for a bit instead of getting up, knowing that our half hour was not over. She asked if I was okay, and I said yes. I am just enjoying relaxing. So she proceeded to rub me all over again...even there occasionally. As I like to talk with my massage therapists, I felt that I should here, too. So we chatted some as I found her to be pleasant and friendly. She said "Next time we do the shower and you massage me." Don't know if that meant I had better have more money, but I am not sure I would take more. She was in no hurry to have me leave and actually seemed to enjoy the extra time of just chatting and touching. I figured that when my time was up, then she would tell me to leave. Usually, I think we men leave after the climactic moment and yet if we stayed, we could get some more attention while relaxing.

After a few more minutes, I got up and dressed. She stood in front of me and buttoned my shirt for me. That extra tenderness and care on her part gave me an extra appreciation for her. Watching her button the shirt as she looked up at me and smiled made this session a bit more personal than many I have had at AMPs. Michelle gave me a hug and led me by the hand out to the waiting room. As I left, I saw that the other guy's car was still there. He must have stayed for an hour. My time was approximately 26 minutes if I figured what time I left my car and the time I turned it back on.

Being that my expectations were low, my results were good. The place is clean and the girl was friendly. I do have to agree with HG that if the smile I got from the other girl (assuming her name is Kay) is an indicator, then she would be a better choice over Michelle. As was said, Michelle had fake boobs, and I prefer them to be real even if they are smaller.

All in all, it was what I wanted for the amount I had. I can recommend this place for a good exciting and relaxing time.

[QUOTE=HuggableGuy; 1289480]Well,

I went to see Michelle, Made some mistakes along the way.

1st she wanted to know how I knew her name, I told her Kim told me, Kim who works here who I had last time. She looked real confused. Like she did not believe me. Well I wonder why when it was KAY not KIM.[/QUOTE]We all make mistakes as we go. My mistake this time was not having a clue what I would get for what I gave. Now at least you have confirmed that I got what I paid for.

As for telling the girl where you heard of her, I have said to an SP that I read a review of her online. Many seem to like that they are popular and since they know that you may give a review, then they perform a little nicer. Don't know how others have fared by saying that. Just my experience.

[QUOTE=HuggableGuy;1289480]2nd mistake, was I gave her 4 for 1/2 and 5 for extra treatment right up front.[/QUOTE]I agree. I learned this way back, too. As soon as they get the tip, then they move quickly. The AMP gals know that when you are finished, then you most likely will leave. That is why I simply lay there. Michelle didn't mind continuing the massage.

[QUOTE=HuggableGuy;1289480]Oh well, I am new to this sport, so I will learn.[/QUOTE]We all learn every time. As for me, I seem to make mistakes every time, too. Yet I also seem to enjoy myself most every time.

Regarding these Michele posts and AMP conduct, I would just chime in that SOMEtimes, it IS good to give the girl all the dough up front. If you give off a relaxed, ready-for-fun vibe and pay up front, it lets the girl know that you've been there and done that, and sometimes it relaxes them. But it's true you may not get much of a massage that way.

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother;1289803]Regarding these Michele posts and AMP conduct, I would just chime in that SOMEtimes, it IS good to give the girl all the dough up front. If you give off a relaxed, ready-for-fun vibe and pay up front, it lets the girl know that you've been there and done that, and sometimes it relaxes them. But it's true you may not get much of a massage that way.[/QUOTE]I generally operate as TB described above. I work it out with the AMP before hand (including the money) and then it is off to the races (or would that be showers, LOL). I have never had a problem with time or services. In fact just the opposite. The only exception to that would have been my recent visit with Micki at Hawaii who has an odd way of dealing with the money exchange (like in not asking and taking whatever you give her).

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother;1289803]Regarding these Michele posts and AMP conduct, I would just chime in that SOMEtimes, it IS good to give the girl all the dough up front. If you give off a relaxed, ready-for-fun vibe and pay up front, it lets the girl know that you've been there and done that, and sometimes it relaxes them. But it's true you may not get much of a massage that way.[/QUOTE]Then maybe I need to try it this way and see what happens. Years ago, I found that they move to the main event and forget to enjoy the first part. But as I say, I learn. Next time I will try it this way and report my experiences.

I don't think Micki operates that way with everyone, but she apparently does if she knows you, which is a nice touch!

[QUOTE=Moonshadow2;1290222]The only exception to that would have been my recent visit with Micki at Hawaii who has an odd way of dealing with the money exchange (like in not asking and taking whatever you give her).[/QUOTE]

Saving my pennies to go try again, only should I give Michelle another try at TLC or should I travel to the Hawaii and try the imfamouse Mikki? Any suggestions?