Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=BobbyJoeMudda;2454906]Thanks for the report! I work pretty near to there, but had a mediocre experience the last time I went. Maybe it's time for another visit. Jazzy sounds intriguing.[/QUOTE]As always YMMV with Castaways.

I went back again and met a cute spinner calling herself Eleandra. She is perhaps around 23 with adorable little glasses that give her a hot nerd look.

But I was saving my $ for Sammi. She allowed more contact and roaming than I've had with a LD before. Of course, my experience is quite a bit more limited than seniors around here! Sammi let me stroke her breasts a bit.

She spun around and got close into my face. She let me knead her inner thighs and and spread her open. I wanted to make a dive for it, but one has to inhibit oneself at these times! I did brush a finger against her kitty for a sec, but she said, "Nuh-uh-uh. ".

Cue taken.

As she did the Tuesday before, she really got into the grinding, moaning, and dirty talk. I didn't pop one off, but junior might have cooperated for the time another Ben would have bought, but I just don't have that kind of scratch. I told her that.

Though I couldn't repeat the finale I had earlier in the week, she made me a very happy man. It was $. 75 for 3 dances, tipped her $. 25. We said sayanara with mutual light kisses to the cheeks and neck. Sammi might be 30. Dirty blonde hair. She's perhaps 5'4".

But taller with the monster heels. She has just enough padding for comfort, but certainly not overweight. I recommend her again as the best you're going to get at Castaways! Though, perhaps next time, whenever that is, I'll take a chance on Eleandra if she's.

Around.

A word about Club Castaways in Whately.

Whoever called it the "Cheers" of strip clubs was right. It is not the edgiest place with the hottest girls or the most possibilities. But it is a friendly place. If you get there in the late afternoon, there isn't even a doorman. You don't have to navigate.

Your way around scary city streets and around scary dudes in or out of the club. Nobody's packing heat. The girls aren't all doped on H, like certain W. Mass. Clubs that will remain unnamed. Whately is farm country just off of I-91, not a long drive.

Even from the Springfield area. The clientele is old locals and work-a-day fellas. Nobody who's going to make you nervous.

I've tried other clubs, but I always come back to Castaways. It's easy and stress free. Yeah, you'll hear rumors about the owner or complaints about the bartender, but these are very minor things compared to the good stuff about Castaways. The bad.

Stuff is more about the character of a place that has been in business for decades.

Wish I could get back more often, but I'm a man of modest means. I'll stay in touch.

-- Max Joseph.

[QUOTE=MaxJoseph;2459858]
I've tried other clubs, but I always come back to Castaways. It's easy and stress free. Yeah, you'll hear rumors about the owner or complaints about the bartender, but these are very minor things compared to the good stuff about Castaways. The bad.
[/QUOTE]What are the rumors?

[QUOTE=IshLing;2466801]What are the rumors?[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.recorder.com/home/14345979-95/whately-strip-club-owner-acquitted-of-sexual-harassment-assault-claims[/URL]

Any one on this board ever take the day girl Sapphire home after her shift there?

I returned to my old haunt Castaways on Wednesday, late afternoon. Chatted with a couple of dancers at the bar while I sipped a double gin & tonic. The dancers do try to hustle you in the back right away. I can't say I blame them. Not much money to be made on the stage. I do like to spend some time paying dollars at the stage to get in the mood. I saw Heidi, but I didn't recognize her. She sheared off her blonde locks. The Annie Lennox look doesn't work for her. I hope she grows it back. She was also hanging all over some other dude when it was her turn on stage. She took my dollar and gave me about 15 seconds, then disappeared in the back with the other dude. Meh, just a buck, I'm not going to bellyache about it. If you like a statuesque lady with just enough meat on her bones, Heidi is your gal! She does play favorites, though, and ever since our bad run-in in a couple of years ago, I'm not one of them!

Julie and I flirted while she danced for me at the stage. She's a very cute brunette with long straight hair and delicate features. She was very sweet and tussled my crew cut hair, remarking on how ticklish it was. She's tall, but when you're my height, so are a lot of people! I'd say she's about 5' 8" minus the stiletto heels. Early twenties. Smallish perky breasts. I decided she was the one. I went in the back with her. She gave a good lap dance, but did not remove her little purple panties. Teased like she was going to. If she had I might have tipped higher. I'm not complaining, though. She did some good grinding and allowed nice roaming. I didn't take liberties with her private areas. I did feel the warm stubble of her upper thighs / bikini area, which was a turn-on. Her perfume was sweet, her skin was smooth, and her rich umber nips were nice and hard as they brushed over my face from time to time. By the end of the second song, I was *satisfied,* so I opted not to go for a third. Those dances are. 25 a piece. I felt a bit cheap tipping her only. 10, but there are girls there who get in the altogether right from the get go, such as Sammi, who was not there that evening. I would take another dance from Julie in a New York Minute. I'm sure I could have gotten her bare puss at nose level in the third dance. Maybe next time. SMILES!

My final dispatch from Castaways. It looks like I'll have to find a new club. No, they didn't throw my out, but their most popular dancer, Heidi, doesn't want me around. Apparently strippers do read strip club reviews. She read one she didn't like and correctly deduced it was from me. It wasn't on this site, but another review site. I mentioned I thought the reason she was giving me the cold shoulder was because I knew too much about her. I summarized our run-in in 2013. She confronted me at the stage. I said, "it's a free country and I could publish what I liked. " Said, "Don't expect ME to dance for YOU for a dollar!" I had the sense not to say, "What about for $100?" I just said, "What's done is done. " She countered that I could make it right by going back to that review site and saying nice things about her. I pointed out that everything I had said about her skills as a dancer and her personality were all sterling positive reviews. She shook her head no, and stormed off.

I performer who demands only positive reviews is unreasonable. Perhaps going detailing what happened between us was a faux pas. However, part of her performance as an exotic dancer is the seduction at the bar to get me to go out back and blow a Ben on a lap dance. One strategy she used, besides massaging my thigh, my neck, and my hair, was to tell me all about who her ex-husband was, her divorce, her custody battle, her expertise in the field she works in apart from dancing, and, of course, her real name, which isn't Heidi. Since I have interests in the same field, I looked up her name. I didn't know her ex-personally, but I certainly knew he was. I didn't mention any names or what her profession was other than exotic dancer. I gave no traceable evidence. She just knew it was me, presumably, because I'm the only guy she told.

Over and over, strip club truth-tellers tell you the women there are not there to be real. They are their to be fantasy. The fantasy starts while you are buying drinks and she is trying to woo you to the LD area. If she wants to mix it up with reality, I will report on that as well (minus identifying information). Heck, Heidi, if you don't want it mentioned, don't parade it down the runway!

She's still the best thing Castaways has going. I still recommend her above all others. But I'm done with her and I'm done with Castaways. I don't want to run into her and feel that pall of tension. God only knows if she bad mouths me to other dancers there. She has all the discretion of a flying mallet. Don't get too personal with her, that's all.

The music is terrible at Castaways. It tends to be the same few crummy hip-hop records over and over again. The bartenders are slow. They gossip with their buddies and neglect customers. The girls hang off the guys the see as walking ATMs. Often there is nobody on the stage. Only Heidi gets naked on stage, and she made it clear she wouldn't do it for me! I said on my first post about Castaways, YMMV. Tonight, I TOFTT. I did spark up a nice conversation with Leandra, a very cute 20-year-old Italian-American gal, who did talk me into an LD. As much as I enjoyed talking to her, Mr. Happy was in a sad mood, and Leandra made no hint of even showing me her breasts. She allowed minimal roaming and made me lean back the whole time. Leandra is tiny. A bigger, fleshier gal might get by with just grinding and no roaming, and no titties out, but her grinding was mechanical, and even uncomfortable. I didn't even go for a second song. The first "song" was only half of "Eye of the Tiger," mind you. I paid her the $25 and a meager $5 tip. I took my drink back to the bar and brooded for a while. I was disappointed about the crummy dance and Mr. Happy not perking up. That's when Heidi hit the stage and we had our final confrontation of which I have written above.

If Heidi had been forgiving of my faux pas, she could have taken $100 off me tonight in an LD. But Heidi is so much in demand, she doesn't have to worry, and she can turn business away. She has turned my business away from Castaways altogether. My next report will be from a different club. Anthony's in South Hadley or Magic Lantern in Monson. I don't belong in Springfield!

Went to Castaways a few months ago while in the area for business. For the most part it's nothing impressive, somewhat. Not dirty, but not clean. Below what I'm used to, but to be fair, most of the clubs I go to are in major metropolitan areas, and this place is in the sticks. Some of the girls seemed almost strung out, but whatever. Mostly pretty hot.

One though, really, stuck in my mind. Heidi. Oh. My. Lord. This woman is, um, talented. Smart as a whip, hot as a pistol. Not the youngest one in the stable, but hot damn, really. She'll, um, provide what you're looking for. I spent wayyyyyy too much money, but worth every cent. She was working me, to be sure, but again. If I was taken, I was more than glad to be taken.

Someone here said something about pissing her off. She's the last woman I'd want to piss off, if only because I plan to visit her again and again. I'm not going to say much here, other than, yeah, you'll leave happy. Tried to see if she'd meet me outside the club, and she didn't seem opposed, I just didn't have the wallet to cover what it would have taken to make that happen. I'll be back though.

Let's just say that I have very. Particular. Tastes. I told her what I like, and she fell right into. Character? True pro, and STACKED. A real woman. Tall, built, and hot as all hell. She's the one you want, guys.

The guy who posted about pissing her off suggested that she reads these reviews. If you're reading this Heidi, Daddy will be back in October, with a thicker wallet.

I cannot recommend her services enough. Worth going out of your way if you're passing through.

[QUOTE=RupertThomas;3035516]Went to Castaways a few months ago while in the area for business. For the most part it's nothing impressive, somewhat. Not dirty, but not clean. Below what I'm used to, but to be fair, most of the clubs I go to are in major metropolitan areas, and this place is in the sticks. Some of the girls seemed almost strung out, but whatever. Mostly pretty hot.

One though, really, stuck in my mind. Heidi. Oh. My. Lord. This woman is, um, talented. Smart as a whip, hot as a pistol. Not the youngest one in the stable, but hot damn, really. She'll, um, provide what you're looking for. I spent wayyyyyy too much money, but worth every cent. She was working me, to be sure, but again. If I was taken, I was more than glad to be taken.

Someone here said something about pissing her off. She's the last woman I'd want to piss off, if only because I plan to visit her again and again. I'm not going to say much here, other than, yeah, you'll leave happy. Tried to see if she'd meet me outside the club, and she didn't seem opposed, I just didn't have the wallet to cover what it would have taken to make that happen. I'll be back though.

Let's just say that I have very. Particular. Tastes. I told her what I like, and she fell right into. Character? True pro, and STACKED. A real woman. Tall, built, and hot as all hell. She's the one you want, guys.

The guy who posted about pissing her off suggested that she reads these reviews. If you're reading this Heidi, Daddy will be back in October, with a thicker wallet.

I cannot recommend her services enough. Worth going out of your way if you're passing through.[/QUOTE]Heidi's great. Just don't let her tell you her real name or the life she left when she started swimming. Don't let her talk about her ex-husband. Don't let her talk to you about classical piano. She seems like the Queen Bee of the club, but she's a broken soul. She's paranoid about her new life meeting her old. Relate to her as Heidi the dancer, and nothing else. Everything will be fine if you do. And be polite to Jackie the bartender, no matter what. Jackie and Heidi are the reasons I shall never set foot in Castaways again.

Going to be in the area soon. The last reports for Kittens and Tens are from 2013. Anyone with recent info about quality of girls, mileage, ld costs, cover? Thanks.

Had a great time this summer with Bella and Taylor (Kelly) at Castaways. Haven't been able to go back since, but have noticed the new manager has been updating facebook with the daily lineup. Haven't seen either of them listed. What happened? Are they elsewhere?

Follow up. How is it there since Bellavendetta took over as manager?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Pablo126;4084458]Had a great time this summer with Bella and Taylor (Kelly) at Castaways. Haven't been able to go back since, but have noticed the new manager has been updating facebook with the daily lineup. Haven't seen either of them listed. What happened? Are they elsewhere?

Follow up. How is it there since Bellavendetta took over as manager?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Now that bellavendetta is taking over I see on their website she's turning it into a transgender club. So be careful on who you get a dance from. LOL.

[QUOTE=Pablo126;4084458]Had a great time this summer with Bella and Taylor (Kelly) at Castaways. Haven't been able to go back since, but have noticed the new manager has been updating facebook with the daily lineup. Haven't seen either of them listed. What happened? Are they elsewhere?

Follow up. How is it there since Bellavendetta took over as manager?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I was in the area for work for about 2 months and I enjoyed going to castaways. It was more like a bar than a strip club no one would ever really sit on pervert row and throw money. The girls kinda just sat on the stage and talked.

WTF is this about turning it to a transgender club? And who's the new manager.

[QUOTE=RiskyBusines;4095778]I was in the area for work for about 2 months and I enjoyed going to castaways. It was more like a bar than a strip club no one would ever really sit on pervert row and throw money. The girls kinda just sat on the stage and talked.

WTF is this about turning it to a transgender club? And who's the new manager.[/QUOTE]It was a little like that when I first got there, but when I sat at the stage, another guy sat too, and then they danced. A few girls only spent time with a guy at the bar the whole night, but the rest worked it.

Idk about transgender. They are hosting (hosted?) one event on a night when its usually closed for nude drawing or something and a T was the main attraction. But I haven't seen or heard it anywhere else.

Google bellavendetta. She's like a local fetish porn mistress stripper. Manages the club now.

[QUOTE=RiskyBusines;4095778]I was in the area for work for about 2 months and I enjoyed going to castaways. It was more like a bar than a strip club no one would ever really sit on pervert row and throw money. The girls kinda just sat on the stage and talked.

WTF is this about turning it to a transgender club? And who's the new manager.[/QUOTE]Haven't been since last winter. Met Bella Vendetta and what a cool person she is!

Also, this is a surprisingly low-key "townie" strip place considering its proximity to NoHo. I have had take out from here in the past without much fuss.

Just only seem to stop there when going from North to South on occasion. Usually winter!

[QUOTE=Garthy;4109171] Met Bella Vendetta and what a cool person she is![/QUOTE]According to her twitter, she quit.