Massage Parlor Reports

Anyone know about 1040 w. Lake street, roselle, il? Preciate it.

Will be in town shortly, staying for a conference right at O'Hare. Any good AMP's close to that area?

[QUOTE=Punanistuffer;1095566]Anyone know about 1040 w. Lake street, roselle, il? Preciate it.[/QUOTE]Total jack shack. Would be the same as if you lit a couple hondos on fire. Stay away.

Agree. Beware the 'Lake Street' moniker. You'd have more fun dropping 40-60 on a full contact lapper!

[QUOTE=Skinfan88;1097054]Total jack shack. Would be the same as if you lit a couple hondos on fire. Stay away.[/QUOTE]

Any info on this place. Called a couple ads on BP for body rub and get directions to Bella. I've called them and asked why don't they come out and say they are Bella in the ad? Have been told they are independant, but have to "rent" a room there. Walked away since I haven't heard any good stories from anyone who has been there.

Thought about ttftt, but could think of better things to waste $ on.

Can you help me understand how blunt you have to be at GH? I went in for an hour massage but nothing else was offered. We talked around the issue, review sites were mentioned and I was told that the things mentioned on the reviews were not true. I did not come out and day specifically what the reviews said, only that the reviews spoke well of GH's services. Needless to say, I wasted good money on a crappy massage. So, what is the best way to ensure you and her on on the same page? Thanks for the tips, I'd like to go back but don't want to throw away more money.

You don't really have to be blunt at all, from what I've read. Natalie and Monica are two favorites who never fail to satisfy but I've seen good reviews on the others as well. General tips would be to leave yourself uncovered at the start so they get the idea, also, you can try leaving a reasonable (.4 or. 5) tip on the table so they know what you have in mind. The massages are so terrible, there's no way they could hope to stay in business without offering extras. Ha.

[QUOTE=Redhotlv;1138993]Can you help me understand how blunt you have to be at GH? I went in for an hour massage but nothing else was offered. We talked around the issue, review sites were mentioned and I was told that the things mentioned on the reviews were not true. I did not come out and day specifically what the reviews said, only that the reviews spoke well of GH's services. Needless to say, I wasted good money on a crappy massage. So, what is the best way to ensure you and her on on the same page? Thanks for the tips, I'd like to go back but don't want to throw away more money.[/QUOTE]

Be aware, that these girls HATE getting name dropped online. It makes one seem like LE if you mention the reviews. You'd do better telling the girls that you've had very relaxing and sensual massage sessions from European girls in the past. If they ask for a name, use something [I]generic[/I] Like 'Natasha' or 'Victoria'. It leaves things to their imagination.

[QUOTE=Cbusboyo;1139238]You don't really have to be blunt at all, from what I've read. Natalie and Monica are two favorites who never fail to satisfy but I've seen good reviews on the others as well. General tips would be to leave yourself uncovered at the start so they get the idea, also, you can try leaving a reasonable (.4 or. 5) tip on the table so they know what you have in mind. The massages are so terrible, there's no way they could hope to stay in business without offering extras. Ha.[/QUOTE]

Consider their viewpoint. If you are the type of person that goes to a place based on a review and tells them about these websites, then you are probably the type of person that will go to a website and tell everyone about them. You are their industry's worst enemy. They don't want that publicity. The best way to get good service is to go in with confidence, and make a subtle but obvious gesture.

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl;1256041]Be aware, that these girls HATE getting name dropped online. It makes one seem like LE if you mention the reviews. You'd do better telling the girls that you've had very relaxing and sensual massage sessions from European girls in the past. If they ask for a name, use something [I]generic[/I] Like 'Natasha' or 'Victoria'. It leaves things to their imagination.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gooch;1256237]Consider their viewpoint. If you are the type of person that goes to a place based on a review and tells them about these websites, then you are probably the type of person that will go to a website and tell everyone about them. You are their industry's worst enemy. They don't want that publicity. The best way to get good service is to go in with confidence, and make a subtle but obvious gesture.[/QUOTE]This is excellent advice. Use these reports as tools and a heads up when you try a new place. If you tell the girls you are on this site, more than likely they will not give you all that can be had. They don't want the publicity.

[QUOTE=Cbusboyo;1139238]You don't really have to be blunt at all, from what I've read. Natalie and Monica are two favorites who never fail to satisfy but I've seen good reviews on the others as well. General tips would be to leave yourself uncovered at the start so they get the idea, also, you can try leaving a reasonable (.4 or. 5) tip on the table so they know what you have in mind. The massages are so terrible, there's no way they could hope to stay in business without offering extras. Ha.[/QUOTE]Monica has been gone for like a year now.

Went there on Saturday, usually get Natalie but I took my little brother and since it was his first massage parlor experience I let him have her and I got Anna, I was not very happy when I saw her in her street clothes, but when the came of I couldn't had been more happy! Natalie was in my room when I first got in there and I spoke with her for a second to make sure she took care of my brother in case he was shy and then her and Anna spoke in Russian, they must had been talking about me cause Anna immediately felt comfortable enough to ask if I wanted her to be nude for the whole hour. She is a very nice girl and will repeat but maybe just to mix things up every once in a while cause Natalie is still tops for me. Anna mentioned that she was going to be going back to Russia for a month when she comes back I'm going to get her cause I got the feeling that she may go further than a hr!

Have not been there in awhile. Needed to give the place another shot. Got Diane as my MP. I have to say the massage was quite good. I had some issues that I did not know I had and she found them. As have been reported here, it you hit it off things go well. I would suspect we did not hit it off. Maybe an afternoon visit was not wise. They were busy (1 left when I came in and another when I walked out). I may give the place a third strike but was very dissatisfied with my results.

[QUOTE=Kda Kodiac;1266496]Have not been there in awhile. Needed to give the place another shot. Got Diane as my MP. I have to say the massage was quite good. I had some issues that I did not know I had and she found them. As have been reported here, it you hit it off things go well. I would suspect we did not hit it off. Maybe an afternoon visit was not wise. They were busy (1 left when I came in and another when I walked out). I may give the place a third strike but was very dissatisfied with my results.[/QUOTE]I don't get what your doing wrong? They are so blatant at this place I'm surprised they haven't been busted yet!

I can relate something told to me by an independent masseuse up in Milwaukee. She's reviewed favorably, and often, around that forum.

The way she said it, I imagine it was related to her by somebody hip in LE. Essentially, if there are zero complaints in the community, LE will leave it alone. If they get calls about a provider, they investigate.

Proof that if we are discreet, don't stir up a lot of noise or loud behavior, these establishments will be left to run a legit business. Hell, in Madison, Geisha House has been in operation for 30+ years as a quiet, under-the-radar brothel.

My other guess. If somebody high profile is using an establishment, it's safer to not rock the boat. Ever wonder why your spa isn't being shut down? It's possibly a favorite of a local politico.

Stories of Chi-towns finest and their bath houses are easy to find online.

[QUOTE=Chadwick;1266931]I don't get what your doing wrong? They are so blatant at this place I'm surprised they haven't been busted yet![/QUOTE]