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While I grew up in Pittsburgh, went to college, and now came back here to live, I never knew anything about the Chinese AMP's here... In fact, I always thought they were myths!

Anyhow, I'd love to check out the action, but I don't know where to go. As fortune would (or might) have it, I live a few miles down Rt. 88 (Library Rd.) here in Pittsburgh. Can someone clarify for me - Is Sky open for business (yes or no)? And if "yes", is this a FS?

All the help would be great... I'd definitely come back and give an endorsement if it's warranted. Thanks!

I stopped at the Sports Spa in Moon recently and was very dissappointed. This was always my second favorite in Pittsburgh too and now I have to find another in the Airport area. It was a Thursday night around midnight or so, I paid for the hour and got hammered on the tip which is usually 1 Franklin for FS. She wanted 1.4 and I had another 20 in my wallet (I usually have extra in case the door fee goes up). She agreed and I was back in my car in 30 minutes after paying for 1 hour. I've never had a great experience there, but that was my last time there. I'm probably going to be a Kyoto only guy from now on.

That's just my 2 cents and I'm sure others have many positive reviews of the Sports Spa.

Be safe out there.

-USTraveller

Too right, Trav. The joint useta be one o' the favourite joints around with all the good mates. Now the House-mum & greedy lovvys surely turning the shanty into a bleedin' Canberra crookshack!

Sorry to hear about yer pisspoor visit there, chiefly 'cause I know that yer a courtly gent with the lovvys & dont try to jew yer way from giving-over monnies.
A chineese lovvy did me dirty the same way the last time I went there for a go. She say that mates been payin' more in tip monnies theese days & she got onto-me for a extra twenny!

You know I wont go-over Pine tree after me row with the hatchett-man. Lovvys need to know that the bleedin' price o' petrol & bad economys is the reason blokes dont got alotta monnies.


#### Salty

G'day Jojo,

Ye Christ! Once again I gotta educate all the New-bees & young-joeys 'round here. I reckon it woulde do alotta good fer me to open-up me own school of advice for New-bees. But ya need to practice patience & virtues 'cause I was once a young joey-in-the-woods like you & surely got meself lost in the wilderness a time or two.

Now for yer schoolin' ---

Ye christ, ya bleedin' droob, I JUST LEFT A POST HERE -- before youre post -- that SKYS SPA IS OPEN AGAIN!
Let me "clairify" -- IT'S OPEN - Get yerself over there and have a go! Hurry on! Dont ya be slow!
Better also mind yer manners there & not give the lovvys a bad time or you'll get the strap!!

#### Salty

Well, I just got home, showered off the evidence (I'm sure the wifey wouldn't be too pleased to know).

Mamasan answered the door at about 11:40p, and asked me if I had ever been there before. Of course I hadn't, so I said "Not here, no. ". She showed me into the room and "Jenny". Who looked Korean. Soon followed.

I told her I wanted the full hour, and she quoted me the 3 Jacksons. I paid, disrobed and waited for her to come back in. She showed me the TS, and I got on (after she rinsed it down). I think she could tell I was a rookie, but she wasn't hand-holding me through; it's pretty self-explanatory. As she was washing my back, she asked me how I heard about them. I said I had heard about it from a friend at a party on Sunday, which was completely true. She smiled and giggled and said "A friend, huh? " I said "Yeah, he told me to inquire about the extras. ". When I said "extras" she said "Extras? What that mean? " As it turns out, she knew exactly what I meant. Duh!

She took me back into the table (no sauna at all at Sky Spa? ) and laid me down and began to rub. She was a bit chatty for my liking, but whatever. She asked me what I do, and I said software engineer. She then said "Internet? What site I can get free movies? " So I told her about BitTorrent. We talked about that for a bit.

She gave a great massage, and finished my back off with really light touches then had me turn over. I wasn't standing at attention, but I wasn't limp either. She massaged the shoulders and chest, then started the light touches again. The little guy was waking up, and she of course noticed. As she was massaging my arms, she moved my hands around to her really nice ass. I instinctively started to gently rub and when I realized I was doing it, I asked her if my hand was bothering her. She said no.

She gently rubbed everything but my junk, and I was afraid I'd be sent home without the HE I walked in for. I just laid there with my eyes closed while she finished up. Her hands came off me and she squeezed a bit more lotion on her hands and started going to work. Now I will tell you flat out, I didn't set a stamina record or anything, mainly because she was quite good with her hands. She never asked me what I wanted, or if I wanted anything, but she took the cue from my asking about extras earlier.

I gave her WAAAAY more than I should have for what I got (another 2 Jacksons), but I explained this was for her to remember me for next time.

All-in-all a good trip. "Jenny" was 5/8, I'd put her in late 30's athough she looked a little younger. Tight ass, nice titties. She came out wearing a tiger-striped tight-fitting nighty. Not bad at all.

Being this was my first time, I still don't know how to ask for more. Help please?

Salty,

I'll have to give the Sky a try if I'm ever in that area. It's out of the way for me (well, they ALL are), but I'll keep my eyes open for it.

I avoid the Pine Tree based on your review. I think teh Airport area is too busy for AMPs, so they get lots of business, hence higher prices/lousy service.

-USTraveller

G'day Jojo,

Hee Hee! Surely proud to see yer on our side o' the pitch, mate. Ya did the team proud for yer first time.
Ya didn't do any "embarrasments" much-any. The lovvy took a chance a joey-in-the-woods like you was abouve-board. Next time I'll surely expect ya to do the lovvy rotten & bugger her like jack-the-lad!

I only hope ya didn't go & let-off any rank boofters or loud farts, mate. Surely bad form for a young-joey to do that his first time on. Too Right!

### Salty

[QUOTE=Ausse Salt]G'day Jojo,

Hee Hee! Surely proud to see yer on our side o' the pitch, mate. Ya did the team proud for yer first time.
Ya didn't do any "embarrasments" much-any. The lovvy took a chance a joey-in-the-woods like you was abouve-board. Next time I'll surely expect ya to do the lovvy rotten & bugger her like jack-the-lad!

I only hope ya didn't go & let-off any rank boofters or loud farts, mate. Surely bad form for a young-joey to do that his first time on. Too Right!

### Salty[/QUOTE]I did ya'll proud. No noiseys, or even the quiet ones!

[QUOTE=Jobo5432]...Being this was my first time, I still don't know how to ask for more. Help please?[/QUOTE]Jobo,

Check out [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=351682&postcount=1]the first post[/url] from the Special Interests > [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=266]Massages[/url] > [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2291]AMP Tips and Guidelines[/url] section for more info. And please, read the other posts as other offered advice too.

And two additional Jacksons was definitely NOT too much, but that's just my opinion.

Good Luck Next Time!

-USTraveller

I travel a lot with my job and usually find myself in PGH once or twice a year but it's been nearly a year since I was there last.

I've always made the pilgrimage to Sports Massage as it's consistantly been my favorite place. Sky ranks #2.

I'm scheduled to be there next month and would like a current situation update. Are both places still operating?
Any changes?

Any recommendations on current girls?

G'day Vitamin,

Been kinda hit or miss with all the bleedin' chineese AMPs theese days, mate. Sports spa usta be a favourite with all the good mates, but they seem to be givin' alotta pisspoor services lately. Read-up me conversasions below with me mate US Travler. Too right.
And Trav aint a droob or a "newbee" -- he treats the lovvys right -- so if he had himself a pisspoor time ...

Maybe you can have-a-go accrost the street at Pine tree spa, but I almost had a row with a big drongo there - so I wont go there. You surely might have better fortunes at either joint. Like they say - "youre Km will vary."

Kyoto spa over McKeesport-way is a fair-dinkum joint & Sky spa over Castle Shannon is okey also.

#### Salty

Will be in town for a few days for quick business trip. Anyone can suggest a good AMP or RMP but not a $h! Athole in the wall kinda place? I'd read the forum and seems that kyoto/sky are the only ones in the area. Are phonebooks AMP/RMP legit with extra service or YMMV like everywhere else. PM me please. I appreciate the help. Thanks senior members.

Thanks,

AC

[QUOTE=Andy Crew]Will be in town for a few days for quick business trip. Anyone can suggest a good AMP or RMP but not a $h! Athole in the wall kinda place? I'd read the forum and seems that kyoto/sky are the only ones in the area. Are phonebooks AMP/RMP legit with extra service or YMMV like everywhere else. PM me please. I appreciate the help.

Thanks senior members.

Thanks,

AC[/QUOTE]I was just in the same boat as you, recently in town for a business trip.

I stopped by Sports Massage near the airport and received first rate service. I try to make a stop there every time I visit PGH. It may just be the best AMP in the country.

My most recent visit was as good as ever.

Thanks for all your help. Vitamin & ausse. Unfortunately, my business had other plans. I was too busy and had to cut the trip short. However, I will be back in a few weeks to pitt. So I will definitely check out your pointers. Have a round of drinks on me. Appreciate the info. I will post my findings or pm to you guys any reviews.

Thanks

AC

G'day Andy,

Okey, Mate. Sorry to hear about yer plans havin' to change. Next time ya get over Pittsburgh-way I hope ya have a jolly time at the AMP joint. I'm going-over fer Steeler american-football with one o' me good mates & surely might have a go at a chineese AMP on the way back to Wheeling.

Surely 'bout bleedin' time wanna the mates like Andy wants to stand yer old salt to a beer for all me attempts at giving advice to the good mates here & on our Wheeling
WV forums.
Too right!

### Salty