Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Hofodickfo]Well, seems like no one has posted here in a while so thought I would post my recent experiences and thoughts.

I live about 15min from XPosed so naturally this was one of the spots I was visiting. My opinion is that a few months back this place had some good looking girls, a nice vibe, and was a pretty happening place. I also liked the fact that The Wet Spot next door was a nice way of basically serving alcohol in a full nude club without actually breaking the law. The only gripe I had with this club was the fact that the girls where maybe a little to aggressive, I understand they are there to make money, but sometimes they need to relax. But the nice looking girls and fun atmosphere made up for the short comings. However over the last couple months this club has really gone down hill. The club is a ghost town, there are little to no girls, and the handful that are there are not even worth getting dances from IMHO. The staff seems unfriendly and just unhappy to be there. The private dance area at this club is not very private at all, and even when I enjoyed going to this club, I never received any mileage really worth talking about.

The next club, SR Van Nuys, which would be the club I have the most time spent out of all the clubs I go to. This club is a very nice and classy club, while XPosed is becoming run down, and in major need of upgrades and general upkeep, SR always maintains its standards. I loved this club (Still do) - more than half of the girls working here on any given night were dance worthy. The girls were never over pushy, and I never had a bad experience here with the dancers. Most are willing to sit down and talk, even without asking if I wanted a dance. I found that most of the girls were actually able to hold a conversation, and were very enjoyable to sit with for long periods of time. (who wouldn't want to sit down with a hot chick and talk for long periods of time.) - All of the private dancers here have been good, the mileage has eh. But again with the layout of the dance booths, and the openness and constant surveillance on the VIP room, really limits to what can happen. Out of all my dances, its been a fun place to go with friends to have a good time, but thats all your gonna get. I have to say though, over the last 2 months or so, the quality of women has gone down, while there were always 9/10's - there are much much less. I few of my favorite dancers, no longer work there either, and I know they were some of the top earners in there. I did go there earlier this week and saw 3 or 4 new girls who looked like they had some potential, so hopefully things will start to turn in a positive way. The good thing is that the regulars, and popularity of this club will keep this place packed with customers.

The newest club I have been frequenting lately is The Rogue, in Van Nuys. I have to say, after seeing the renovation since it was Bob's, its jaw dropping how much nicer it is. The layout is great and unlike SR Van Nuys, you wont get the usual drink push when getting private dances. (I think I only had one in the entirety of my dances there) - The quality of women isn't quite on the same caliber as SR Van Nuys, but there are still enough to choose from. However I must say that the mileage here is far beyond the other two clubs I've talked about. Just get the right girl and it will be worth it. One of the qualities I love about this club are all the nooks and crannies where the private dances are, just when you think you have seen them all, head down a hall and there opens up a whole other room. The rooms are nice and private, so you really can get into the dances, and the girl. This club is my new favorite for now, and am enjoying the time I spend there.

I hope my experiences help some of you, or just interesting reading for others.

Be safe, have fun,

- Tool[/QUOTE]

Last time I went to Xposed one of the regular girls I know tried to jack the "price" of a rather average dance up on me by 100 bucks, which obviously pissed me off.

Still, they've gotten really pushy (one even told me off after begging for a lap dance, and then later hit me up again!), and all in all the vibe of the place has gone downhill. I'll be going elsewhere I imagine for a good amount of time.

Just checking in, thought I would post some info about my previous experiences. Went to the Rogue last night, place was fucking packed full. There were minimal at best open seats in the entire place, and for those of you who have been there know its descent in terms of size. The selection of girls was pretty good, a couple girls work knock out hot, and of course you have many mid range and low range dancers. All in all was a good vibe and a good time had by all. Would really recommend checking this club out for those of you who haven't been there before, especially on a Friday or Saturday night.

Hope this finds you all well,

Tool

All right, since the Fig has become kind a tough to find something really good and I needed a bit more eye candy I deverted back to my old hobby: strip joints. Yes, I know you usually just loose a shit load of money and go home unsatisfied, but sometimes it is different.

Hit over to the roughe today around 4:00pm since I was in the area. Had a coupon out of LA Weekly so it was only 5 bulcs for a drink. Get in and right away some dancer is trying to get a dance from me (or me from her;.)). I politly decline since I just got there and would like to sit down first and enjoy the show (what show, there was nobody on stage). Once I sit down another dancer joins me (secretary type.kind a tempting, but I just got there). She tells me I should sit at the stage, 'cause they will bring girls out. So I do. The stage show is not reallt to my taste. Sme guys might like it if girl just puts her pu. Right in your face, I don't, I am more about some good show (I am a titty man anyhow). So I go to the restrooms and once I come back and sit down in the back this gorgeous blonde comes over. Yes, she had fake bolt ons bit they were nice. She sits down and starts talking to me while letting her fingernails run over my arm (gee, she got me right there, very light sensual touch). She was giggling quite a bit while talking, seemd to be not too smart, but maybe that was just due to her voice. Anyhow, she asked me if I'the want a nude dance (after about 10 minutes of talking and petting on my arm). I say I'the rather go with topless first and surprisingly enough she was fine with it. So we go back and she starts with her moves. Takes her top of right away and leaves the little miniskirt (it was actually too small to be even called a mini skirt) on, but it turns out there is nothing underneath. SO eventually it is a nude dance. She grabs my hand and puts them right on her boobs. Really nice, though fake. She was all over me very sensual but also good grinding. Halfway through the first song she takes my hand and places it right on her pus. I though this was accidental since most dancer start to freak if you come even close. I take a second song and there my hand is placed in the exact same spot, so I decide it is on purpose and I let my fingers explore her. Wow. Had a 4 song dance and basically was very pleased. A lot of sucking on her nipples (gee they tasted right), she actually let me rub her p. As much as I wanted and gave Jonny a nice rub down, through my pants but feeling her p. And sucking those nipples let me bust a nut.

Total damage was 80 for 4 songs and she almost freaked out (and this one was on the happy side) when I gave her another 20 as tip. Down to earth girl that knows how to please a PL. She works usuallu only Mondays, Wednesdays and Thursdays but was in tosay. Tall slim blonde with really nike fake boobs. Don't know if I remember her name right (I am bad about this) and don't want to post it open anyhow. Since I don't want her to get in trouble, she is definately a keeper. Will give the name to some trusted senior members though if they pm me.

Strip Joints, I am back and ready to find the ultimate girl (service and looks need to be 10). Tell you she was realy close.

Update from the realm of SFV strip clubs.

I haven't been to XPosed in ages, and decided what the hell. Walked in, and remembered the halloween decorations that I fondly remembered from years past.

It was 1am, so I wasn't expecting much. Maybe 6 girls, though 2 were smoking hot. Maybe 8 guys total including me. Picked one of the nicer looking girls for a 2 for 1, and we get up into the booths. First thing, they've added something to each of the booths. It's a kiosk, with a couple lights on it, and a card scanner, and two buttons labeled "T" and "N" for topless & nude respectively. There's also a digital readout that says 20 topless/40 nude. The girls apparently swipe a magstrip card to "clock" in, and it counts out the songs for you, then clocks out. They weren't using it tonight, but I imagine it's from disputes between the girls and the patrons, which is a bad sign. Last time I was X a girl tried to rip me for 100 bucks more than I got dances for, and was arguing with me even after I took it to the supervisor. She didn't back down until I pointed out that 40 bucks doesn't go evenly into the amount she was quoting me. Either that happens a lot, or a lot of customers were complaining about after-the-dance inflation.

Anyway, I know I'm in for a bad dance when the girl says "be right back" and disappears until the song starts. Hell, she could have at least told me her name. Still, she had nice tits. Song starts, and she gets her hands on me, which is nice, but nothing to write home about. Second song she gets into it more, but when she bends over to offer me a shot of her puss, I get the whiff of skank pussy. Ungh... I almost puke on her right there. She can tell the mood of the dance significantly changed in a moment, and lamely finishes me off. Asks if I want another 2 for 1 and I say I'm good. She hits back with a mechanical "I want my 40 dollars now then". I fish out my wallet while she's getting dressed and she has the gall to hit me up for a tip. No dice.

Get back to the floor and the one girl who made me avoid the place for 6 months comes over and globs onto me. This chick looks like a used up bar fly. I never once bought a dance from her, and for some ungodly reason, she decides every time I walk in there to glob onto me within moments of me entering and *never* leaves my side unless I get really short with her. Some mindless idle chatter, she pumps me for a dance, no dice, and finally, the DJ closes the stage because nobody is up there tipping. I would be if it wasn't for the klingon who won't let go of my arm. The last dancer calls us all cheap fucks from the stage and refuses to even loosen her top until she gets tips. Fuck this. I tell the klingon I'm walking next door for a drink real quick while I still have time and that when I come back I"ll get a dance from her. This finally buys my freedom, which I use to head straight to the car and go home.

Now don't get me wrong. I love it when a pretty girl shows me some patience and attention, but when I avoid someone for over a year, to the point of not coming back for 6 months when they won't leave me the fuck alone, you'd think she'd get the point. It sucks because I used to be a regular, everyone knew me, and the one time I got short with her to send her away, all the girls cooled off in their attitude towards me. Well excuse me, seriously... I mean, I'm trying to spread money around and one chick who won't even let me go long enough to get up on stage and dance ruins it for everyone. I hate the pushy, clingy types that are on you within 10 seconds of getting into the door. They're why I don't go to strip clubs any more.

Anyway, there you have it. The hint of ripoffs, cling-on strippers who won't take no for an answer, bitchy girls, and a wasted hour or two. I won't be going back any time soon I'm afraid. I should write the manager and let him know.

Flatline,

If so my old friend thats hillarious,

This same girl globbed onto my buddy last year and wouldn't let go for hours. It was comical. He lost it and got rude after 30 minutes. It did not matter she did not get it. To much Crystal. Freaking old washed up wh**e!

Tell Brad. However, he wont care. He is spending like 2 million to build his little sex shop world next door. If the girls are ROB's, YOU think, he wont do anything. Especially if he is banging them this week or month. Eventually, he tires of their s**t. He is too patient for me though.

Bro, just go to the off the radar spots. Let me know if YOU need more SFV hookups.

Peace, VDS

[QUOTE=Vlad De Sade]Flatline,

If so my old friend thats hillarious,

This same girl globbed onto my buddy last year and wouldn't let go for hours. It was comical. He lost it and got rude after 30 minutes. It did not matter she did not get it. To much Crystal. Freaking old washed up wh**e!

Tell Brad. However, he wont care. He is spending like 2 million to build his little sex shop world next door. If the girls are ROB's, YOU think, he wont do anything. Especially if he is banging them this week or month. Eventually, he tires of their s**t. He is too patient for me though.

Bro, just go to the off the radar spots. Let me know if YOU need more SFV hookups.

Peace, VDS[/QUOTE]

I always had a fond spot in my heart for XPosed (two bachelor parties, one of which hit legendary status when the stripper cake wrestling broke out, plus I nailed my first stripper from that club), plus it was like 1 in the morning, and I don't know any joints other than strip clubs that are open past 1.

It's probably the exact same girl. Probably was pretty several years and a few hundred gallons of booze ago, but she looks like something you pick up at the bar after last call.

That sex shop next door has been under construction for nearly as long as I've gone to that club. WTF? It doesn't take 3 years to set up a botique. Originally I heard it was going to be an S&M club or something like that, but that went by the board obviously a long time ago.

I'm not surprised about the girls being robs. It happened to me the time before. Buyer beware I figure. I doubt I'll be back, which sucks because the wet spot next door made it easy to get your drink on and go see some titties moments later.

So following up off the last few posts by you vlad, and flatline. Despsite my last few horrible experiences at XPosed, I was meandering through SFV a couple weeks back and decided, against my better judgement to stop by this club. Once again, a mistake. It was probably around midnight, and nothing here was worth stopping for. There was a cute little burnette chick who I got a couple dances from, it wasnt to bad, she grinded hard but nothing really passed that made it to worth the money spent. She was the best looking girl who suited my tastes there, which is the reason I decided to spend my money on her. Over all experience was yet again less than average. At least this time there wasnt girls "globbing" onto me as you posted Flatline, as had happened in my previous visits. I wasnt hounded constantly by toothless girls this time either which was I guess if anything a bonus. However I this place really puts me not in a bad frame of mind and I can't see myself going here again at all any time soon.

One more side note, I also visited the ero's station (off burbank) the previous night. I bought the 30 min deal for 60$, tipped 100$ which the dancer said was the minimum if I wanted things to get more "comfortable". So I undulged. Long story short, I don't know if she ever got comfortable more than the fact she had an extra 100$ from me, yet again a lack luster experience, and I won't be going back here. The girl was descently pretty, there was only 2 to choose from and the other option (girl) was just sitting in a couch watching tv, not paying attention.

Anyhow, bad experiences all around, and advice I can get from you veterans on where to get more bang for my buck I would like to listen.

Thanks,

Hofo

I haven't been to too many strip clubs in SFV and the ones that I do go to regulary are Spearminth Rhino and its sister clubs, Rouge and the Blue Zebra (lame name). Here's my report on my recent experiences.

Spearmint Rhino in Van Nuys: Probably the hottest chicks out of the three above mentioned clubs. Not too much action in the regular booths, but busted a nut everytime (3 times) I go to the VIP room for a min of $120 (three songs). The girls that I've taken there allow touching and will at least give you a HJ. I've gotten blown by one and stuck my finger up her ass which she encourage me to do. Sorry I can't remember the names of any of my VIP girls, but you know how it is after you bust a nut.- you're not in your right mind.

Rouge: Best bang for your buck. Girls not as hot as Rhino but good enough and get lots of mileage. Usually able to suck tits, grab ass, and the occasional pussy massaging. Busted a nut in the regular booths and it only took $80 worth of lap dances. A girl named Natasha gave me a HJ and wiped my jizz on the back rest and seat (gross). There is another girl named Natasha that is not really worth a regular lap dance. $120 VIP not really worth it and you are probably going to be offered a HJ of bare back rubbing half of the time. Got jerked off my a black chick in the VIP, but didn't seem too good of an experience for $120 because she hinted at a lot more but never delivered. I can't remember her name either. They also have a "champagbe room" which is $300 or $500 (I can't remember because I always tell the stripper that it's a rip) for 30 minutes. I remember Raja and my Natasha were pretty hot and gave good mileage. Jordan is pretty hot too and will allow topless dances and you still can get a lot of mileage off her.

Blue Zebra: Only went there once in my life and that was to go see Courtney Cummz. Pretty ghetto and only go two lap dances from two different girls. Not much mileage from the girls I chose.

I've read other strip club forums from different areas and there is some talk about sex in the strip clubs like King Henry VIII. I've never been there, but the way they describe it sounds like it would be more like the Blue Zebra except they serve alcohol at KH8. The only clubs I've had sex at are Rialto Rhino and City of Industry Rhino and both were from pretty hot blonde white girls (one was a dyed blonde). Bare backed the one from Rialto and she didn't even charge extra for that, just paid for the "fantasy room" which at the time was $60 for 3 nude dances (and ended up giving her a $40 tip just to make it an ever $100). Too bad she doesn't work there anymore. City of Industry probably has the hottest girls out of all the Rhinos I've been to and you get a lot of mileage too if you find the right ones. They raised their VIP rooms to min $160 for 4 songs. Kind of a rip because the old way of $120 for 3 songs was enough time to "get your nut on". A hot Filipina chick (Ella) that used to work at Downtown Rhino gives "special" lap dances which consists of her pulling out your dick and stroking it till it's hard and then pulling your shirt down over it and grinding. I didn't get a lap dance from her since she started working a City of Ind. So I wonder if her dances got more raunchier since she works at a place where the girls are known to be nasty. BTW, stay away from the Downtown Rhino. I've gotten ripped off there and seen on more than one occasion a unhappy customer yelling at the bouncers as he's being escorted out of the club. I almost got in a fight with one of the pornstar's roadie and then almost got in a fight with the bouncers as they were escorting me out.

To me $120. $160 is worth it to bone a stripper who is a lot hotter than these broke down AMP workers. Also, since I'm asian, I prefer girls of other ethnicities.

That's my report on the strip clubs I've visited in the Valley and at other places, and I hope it stirs up more posts about strip clubs.

BJams 03

[QUOTE=Boner Jams 03]I haven't been to too many strip clubs in SFV and the ones that I do go to regulary are Spearminth Rhino and its sister clubs, Rouge and the Blue Zebra (lame name). Here's my report on my recent experiences.

Spearmint Rhino in Van Nuys: Probably the hottest chicks out of the three above mentioned clubs. Not too much action in the regular booths, but busted a nut everytime (3 times) I go to the VIP room for a min of $120 (three songs). The girls that I've taken there allow touching and will at least give you a HJ. I've gotten blown by one and stuck my finger up her ass which she encourage me to do. Sorry I can't remember the names of any of my VIP girls, but you know how it is after you bust a nut.- you're not in your right mind.

Rouge: Best bang for your buck. Girls not as hot as Rhino but good enough and get lots of mileage. Usually able to suck tits, grab ass, and the occasional pussy massaging. Busted a nut in the regular booths and it only took $80 worth of lap dances. A girl named Natasha gave me a HJ and wiped my jizz on the back rest and seat (gross). There is another girl named Natasha that is not really worth a regular lap dance. $120 VIP not really worth it and you are probably going to be offered a HJ of bare back rubbing half of the time. Got jerked off my a black chick in the VIP, but didn't seem too good of an experience for $120 because she hinted at a lot more but never delivered. I can't remember her name either. They also have a "champagbe room" which is $300 or $500 (I can't remember because I always tell the stripper that it's a rip) for 30 minutes. I remember Raja and my Natasha were pretty hot and gave good mileage. Jordan is pretty hot too and will allow topless dances and you still can get a lot of mileage off her.

Blue Zebra: Only went there once in my life and that was to go see Courtney Cummz. Pretty ghetto and only go two lap dances from two different girls. Not much mileage from the girls I chose.

I've read other strip club forums from different areas and there is some talk about sex in the strip clubs like King Henry VIII. I've never been there, but the way they describe it sounds like it would be more like the Blue Zebra except they serve alcohol at KH8. The only clubs I've had sex at are Rialto Rhino and City of Industry Rhino and both were from pretty hot blonde white girls (one was a dyed blonde). Bare backed the one from Rialto and she didn't even charge extra for that, just paid for the "fantasy room" which at the time was $60 for 3 nude dances (and ended up giving her a $40 tip just to make it an ever $100). Too bad she doesn't work there anymore. City of Industry probably has the hottest girls out of all the Rhinos I've been to and you get a lot of mileage too if you find the right ones. They raised their VIP rooms to min $160 for 4 songs. Kind of a rip because the old way of $120 for 3 songs was enough time to "get your nut on". A hot Filipina chick (Ella) that used to work at Downtown Rhino gives "special" lap dances which consists of her pulling out your dick and stroking it till it's hard and then pulling your shirt down over it and grinding. I didn't get a lap dance from her since she started working a City of Ind. So I wonder if her dances got more raunchier since she works at a place where the girls are known to be nasty. BTW, stay away from the Downtown Rhino. I've gotten ripped off there and seen on more than one occasion a unhappy customer yelling at the bouncers as he's being escorted out of the club. I almost got in a fight with one of the pornstar's roadie and then almost got in a fight with the bouncers as they were escorting me out.

To me $120. $160 is worth it to bone a stripper who is a lot hotter than these broke down AMP workers. Also, since I'm asian, I prefer girls of other ethnicities.

That's my report on the strip clubs I've visited in the Valley and at other places, and I hope it stirs up more posts about strip clubs.

BJams 03[/QUOTE]

Props to you and your post. Way to go with a good review.

Bender

Quick intel on the Rogue.

I went there about 6 months ago one night and split after 30 minutes. Dead with little to no action, and an unenthusiastic lap dance. Figured I wouldn't go back. After hearing there was a little action to be had, I had time to kill on Thursday in the afternoon, at about 5:30, before my evening's obligations started up.

Hit the place up and it was dead, and during a shift change. Two guys in the joint, maybe 5 girls. Ended up getting dances from this blond spinner chick who had a european accent. She was completely surprised that I said yes to her request for a lap dance, and even more blown away that I said "sure" when she asked if it would be nude. She said she hadn't cleared a hundred bucks all day long, and I said that I had plenty of money but not a lot of time to frit it away. She strips and curls into my lap for the next song to start.

Song starts up and within about 30 seconds she's got the handshake action going and letting me suck on her nice little eraser nips. After the first 2fer1 i get her to straddle my thigh while she works so I can grind her a bit too. Good moves, good wrist action, but at the end of the second 2fer1 my phone goes off and it's my evening's obligations. Sadly, I had to break it off, so I didn't see how much further she could go. She was starting to get that lovely warm "I'm getting into this" feeling building up between her thighs too. That's gotta be the best part about a strip club. She starts out doing a job, and 2 minutes later she's got an oven on overdrive between her thighs and is getting that glazed look in her eyes. Anyway, she's ultra thankful, lots of hugs and kisses, and is genuinely surprised when I tip her a 20 for the great work and for not dicking around to kill dance time.

Anyway, didn't catch her name, but she said she works thursdays through sundays during the day. Hit her at the tail end of her shift on a slow day and she'll show her appreciation. Easy to spot too. Thin, blond, European (eastern european to my untrained ear) accent.

[QUOTE=The Flatline]Quick intel on the Rogue.

I went there about 6 months ago one night and split after 30 minutes. Dead with little to no action, and an unenthusiastic lap dance. Figured I wouldn't go back. After hearing there was a little action to be had, I had time to kill on Thursday in the afternoon, at about 5:30, before my evening's obligations started up.

Hit the place up and it was dead, and during a shift change. Two guys in the joint, maybe 5 girls. Ended up getting dances from this blond spinner chick who had a european accent. She was completely surprised that I said yes to her request for a lap dance, and even more blown away that I said "sure" when she asked if it would be nude. She said she hadn't cleared a hundred bucks all day long, and I said that I had plenty of money but not a lot of time to frit it away. She strips and curls into my lap for the next song to start.

Song starts up and within about 30 seconds she's got the handshake action going and letting me suck on her nice little eraser nips. After the first 2fer1 i get her to straddle my thigh while she works so I can grind her a bit too. Good moves, good wrist action, but at the end of the second 2fer1 my phone goes off and it's my evening's obligations. Sadly, I had to break it off, so I didn't see how much further she could go. She was starting to get that lovely warm "I'm getting into this" feeling building up between her thighs too. That's gotta be the best part about a strip club. She starts out doing a job, and 2 minutes later she's got an oven on overdrive between her thighs and is getting that glazed look in her eyes. Anyway, she's ultra thankful, lots of hugs and kisses, and is genuinely surprised when I tip her a 20 for the great work and for not dicking around to kill dance time.

Anyway, didn't catch her name, but she said she works thursdays through sundays during the day. Hit her at the tail end of her shift on a slow day and she'll show her appreciation. Easy to spot too. Thin, blond, European (eastern european to my untrained ear) accent.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info Flat, I havent been here in some time but the passed few experiences I had have been weak.

[QUOTE=Hofodickfo]Thanks for the info Flat, I havent been here in some time but the passed few experiences I had have been weak.[/QUOTE]


I generally avoid skin clubs these days. They're fine if you've got a grip of friends with you looking to party and look at pretty girls, but if you want extras, the menu is way, way too pricey. The only amendment I make to this is KH8 in LA, which is insane.

I'd rather drop that 120 on sure-bet AMPs and get my business handled, than to go and fish at a strip club and wind up spending twice as much for half the service.

Still, it was nice for a change.

[QUOTE=The Flatline]I generally avoid skin clubs these days. They're fine if you've got a grip of friends with you looking to party and look at pretty girls, but if you want extras, the menu is way, way too pricey. The only amendment I make to this is KH8 in LA, which is insane.

I'd rather drop that 120 on sure-bet AMPs and get my business handled, than to go and fish at a strip club and wind up spending twice as much for half the service.

Still, it was nice for a change.[/QUOTE]I know what you mean. I have been mongering for some time now. Mostly just the strip clubs though. I havent ventured to KH8 yet, maybe I'm to picky. However I'm for sure getting tired of going to the strip joints and "fishing" as you were saying, you never know with them either, cause obviously they are payed to seduce and trick your ass out of as much money as they can milk. I had some good luck with a couple, but not enough to make it worth it. It cost's way to much these days for the payoff. I havent tryed the AMP route yet, I guess I just dont know where to go for a sure bet as far as they go, plus it could be the same shit for me. Finally try it, then realize I'm not even remotely attracted the girl or comfortable with the place I go to. I'll have to keep an eye out in the threads still.

I'll keep you posted on my experiences.

Tool

[QUOTE=Hofodickfo]I know what you mean. I have been mongering for some time now. Mostly just the strip clubs though. I havent ventured to KH8 yet, maybe I'm to picky. However I'm for sure getting tired of going to the strip joints and "fishing" as you were saying, you never know with them either, cause obviously they are payed to seduce and trick your ass out of as much money as they can milk. I had some good luck with a couple, but not enough to make it worth it. It cost's way to much these days for the payoff. I havent tryed the AMP route yet, I guess I just dont know where to go for a sure bet as far as they go, plus it could be the same shit for me. Finally try it, then realize I'm not even remotely attracted the girl or comfortable with the place I go to. I'll have to keep an eye out in the threads still.

I'll keep you posted on my experiences.

Tool[/QUOTE]

Too true. The nice thing about the skin joints is that you have the opportunity to browse the meat market and on the whole, the fare is better than everything else you will find.

If you want to start in comfortable AMP land, cruise down to Oxnard and check out the boards there, it's an "open secret" more or less, I suspect due to the military bases being right there. The talent isn't as young or tasty as a skin joint, but you'll get a hell of a lot more for a C note than a jack job.

If the joint is cheap enough to get it, it's often nice to go have a beer (or a non-alcoholic drink) in the back of the place, kick it, and watch some beautiful women shake what their momma gave them. The hustle is when it gets old fast, and trying to get hustled for more than you should pay for is enough to make you want to walk.

I suspect if you want to get stripper quality without the 800 dollar an hour wage that they earn (before "tip") you'll probably have to venture a bit out of the valley. Oh, and for the record, that's 20 three minute dances per hour, times 40 bucks per nude dance. Some of the girls ask for an extra 200 bucks or more for FS, which pushes their hourly up to near a grand.

For 800 bucks you could get a world class escort who would give you the ride of your life and make these strippers look like fugly dogs. If you've got the game, and like the thrill of not just the hunt, but of getting it as cheap as humanly possible, go ahead. For me, I'll stick to the sure, quick, easy solutions.

Newbie,

Go to the strip clubs high on whatever, super horny and w/lots of cash!

Then get 1-3 dances w/the hottest girl there...

Most importantly, YOU must now get up and leave asap...

Head straight for the nearest "real amp" and get laid for under $200.

It is that complicated!

Late, da Irie Sadist