General Reports

I decided to take the lead on this CL posting group ([url]http://roanoke.craigslist.org/ers/300950204.html)[/url].

They are heavy on the rates (175/half-hour) and heavy on the feet (170 and 220 per ) while less than 5'5" in height for the 2 that I met.

I let the 220 pound contender perform oral only. Closed my eyes and thought of "The Jamie" down in Lauderdale who last week did 2 BBBJ and CIM (....well that's another post I need to do and this is a community service). I thought this was like a bad cover charge and other girls had to be much better than this.

She left, they promised a petite strawberry blonde who turned out to be just as robust as 220 but more compact at 5'0" and 170.

I gave her 40 to go away. Avoid this group.

I should have known better when they said they have no pictures at this time.

BH

Hello,

I am new to Roanoke and I have to say I am disappointed with the lack of obvious information. I am asking to be enlightenned.

1) Any Massage parlors that offer great massages and releases?
2) Where is the street action?
3) Any escorts recommended that are petite?

Send a private message if you can and I can verify and repost my findings.

Thank you

[QUOTE=Sexfiend71]I am new to Roanoke and I have to say I am disappointed with the lack of obvious information. I am asking to be enlightenned.[/QUOTE]Fiend,

You're kidding, right? Please don't tell me the intel is not there. I RTFF to find what I needed to get pussy in Roanoke, and I have written enough here to know you are full of shit, sir.

Dude, we can't post real, real blatant lewd reports on an open forum read by just anyone, especially in a small city where the pigs focus on non-violent crimes and interfering with personal choices that consenting adults make. Who knows, those same losers have been known to get an account here and ask for information just as you have done. So how do we decide who to share sensitive information with? Oh, that would be with those who first take the time to read the fucking forum to find that there is a plethora of obvious information on this and the archived boards. Then he uses that information to find booty and then follows up by contributing to the body of knowledge by posting. You see, a pig can't post real intel without real personal experience; so he is either violating the law by actually mongering, or he is gonna post bullshit reports and we'll all know he is full of shit.

Here is the open forum answer to your questions:

1. No, nothing, zip, nada.

2. Read my reports and Big K reports. Or use your car and drive around a bit. Hint-don't look in the 'burbs.

3. Yes, there is at least one, but don't expect the PM from me until you have some cred.

No offense intended if you are just a newb, learn from my very gentle smack. OTOH, if you happen to be a LEO, kindly go to hell and stop wasting taxpayer's money reading porn.

LoveLOS

PS Bronzie, to make CL posts last a bit longer, I usually do a search on the contact phone number or the providers name then capture the resulting URL. That way, as her posts expire and she puts up new ones, your link will still work. If she quits posting, or changes her name or phone number, we're still S.O.L. but it helps. [url="http://roanoke.craigslist.org/search/ers?query=Karisma&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max"]Here is the result using the search for Karisma.[/url] Is this the right water buffalo?

LoveLOS,

Please read to the completion of my post and then begin posting. I have done enough research and reading of this thread (and other sites) to roam the streets of this outrageously small town and still haven't seen a sw.

Thanks anyway for confirming what I already knew. for the record I was not asking for open posting, but stated this: "Send a private message if you can and I can verify and repost my findings." Of course don't post for the world to see, unless of course you enjoy publicly flaming people because you feel you are this board's alpha male. Having said that... you should have sent his information via a private message. For a self proclaimed veteran of this board you should read more of each individual message and respond appropriately.

Thanks again for the Flame.

[QUOTE=Sexfiend71]Thanks again for the Flame.[/QUOTE]You are welcome. Dude, you obviously have not seen a flame... I personally did not consider it a flame, more of an instructional video with attitude. :cool:

Anyway, just to be polite, I too thank you for your flame.

I guess from the tone of your report that it may be insulting to you to type in a little tutorial on how to spot a street walker? Besides, Bronzie is the expert in finding hookers even on the moon, so I humbly defer...

[b]I did read your post. Now read mine:[/b]
A short review of your posting history is the part you do not grasp. At the time of writing my post, you had one post. Your first post was a request for information that a Law Enforcement Officer might find interesting if perusing otherwise law abiding citizens who want to have more sex than the law allows.[quote=LoveLOS]Who knows, those same losers have been known to get an account here and ask for information just as you have done.
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No offense intended if you are just a newb, learn from my very gentle smack. OTOH, if you happen to be a LEO, kindly go to hell and stop wasting taxpayer's money reading porn.[/quote]You obviously did not get the subtle hint that open forum and PM are the same thing, and we cannot tell in one post that was requesting info (or even two posts where one is flamebait) the difference between a brand spanking new member who is really a monger, or a LEO that has signed up for a membership. DUH-HUH? Get it yet? Really ossifer, let me explain that...[list=1][*]The information posted on this forum is [b]all the detail you will get from almost any thinking person on this board UNTIL such a time that you have credibility[/b] to ask for more information. Part of your credibility is how you handle yourself on the board. Flaming the most senior member will certainly get you noticed, and hell, there are probably a lot of guys cheering you on. :p Hmmmmmm, "Alpha male," I like that...[*]The motivation for flaming you was twofold, It teaches you and other new members where the boundaries are in this community; and it reminds others that my be inclined to post or PM sensitive or possibly detrimental information [b]to an unknown entity to think before they click Submit[/b]. [*]The information on this board is more than sufficient to get you started in your new area, but some digging may admittedly and purposefully be required. I have posted the streets I cruise, so I know the info is there. Stop grandstanding and start cruising.[*]If you knew there were no Massage Parlors, why did you ask?[*]I wish you well in finding booty, and hopefully reporting it to this board. I look forward to the time that you do become a trusted member here and we can tease each other about this incident.[/list]Peace,
LoveLOS

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Fiend,

You're kidding, right? Please don't tell me the intel is not there. I RTFF to find what I needed to get pussy in Roanoke, and I have written enough here to know you are full of shit, sir.

Dude, we can't post real, real blatant lewd reports on an open forum read by just anyone, especially in a small city where the pigs focus on non-violent crimes and interfering with personal choices that consenting adults make. Who knows, those same losers have been known to get an account here and ask for information just as you have done. So how do we decide who to share sensitive information with? Oh, that would be with those who first take the time to read the fucking forum to find that there is a plethora of obvious information on this and the archived boards. Then he uses that information to find booty and then follows up by contributing to the body of knowledge by posting. You see, a pig can't post real intel without real personal experience; so he is either violating the law by actually mongering, or he is gonna post bullshit reports and we'll all know he is full of shit.

Here is the open forum answer to your questions:

1. No, nothing, zip, nada.

2. Read my reports and Big K reports. Or use your car and drive around a bit. Hint-don't look in the 'burbs.

3. Yes, there is at least one, but don't expect the PM from me until you have some cred.

No offense intended if you are just a newb, learn from my very gentle smack. OTOH, if you happen to be a LEO, kindly go to hell and stop wasting taxpayer's money reading porn.

LoveLOS

PS Bronzie, to make CL posts last a bit longer, I usually do a search on the contact phone number or the providers name then capture the resulting URL. That way, as her posts expire and she puts up new ones, your link will still work. If she quits posting, or changes her name or phone number, we're still S.O.L. but it helps. [url="http://roanoke.craigslist.org/search/ers?query=Karisma&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max"]Here is the result using the search for Karisma.[/url] Is this the right water buffalo?[/QUOTE]

LL,

Yes, that's the truck that hit me.

Thanks for the intel on connecting CL posts.

BTW: Since you are a trusted Senior Member and the Alpha Male here, I'll sample the goods in S FLA and report most on this venue for that location and send to you by PM a couple of my favorites. I have one that looks like Farah Fawcett for a comfortable donation of $+.6.

Also: Nice diplomacy with the prolific reporter Sexfiend, you have great patience for an alpha.

BH

[QUOTE=Sexfiend71]LoveLOS,

Please read to the completion of my post and then begin posting. I have done enough research and reading of this thread (and other sites) to roam the streets of this outrageously small town and still haven't seen a sw.

Thanks anyway for confirming what I already knew. for the record I was not asking for open posting, but stated this: "Send a private message if you can and I can verify and repost my findings." Of course don't post for the world to see, unless of course you enjoy publicly flaming people because you feel you are this board's alpha male. Having said that... you should have sent his information via a private message. For a self proclaimed veteran of this board you should read more of each individual message and respond appropriately.

Thanks again for the Flame.[/QUOTE]


Newbie,

You have no fucking clue what a flame is.
If you can't find a sw after RTFFing, maybe you don't have a clue at all.


Benchseats Rock

Thank you for revealing to me that this board is absolutely useless. I will leave you all alone to your nice clique of pathetic sex mongers. I have another source more reliable. I won't bother sharing the information since no one here was particularily helpful or considerate.

Besides, I could post useless crap all day long to become a senior member of this little board. Not even worth the effort. This is the last time I will even think about coming to this board for assistance.

To any newcomer here. Don't even bother using this as a resource.

Good day to you all and thank you for exposing this as one less resource I need to check.

Sorry I haven't posted for awhile. Lack of funds and time make it difficult to search. Found a bsw on 12th and ornage last Tues. around 1 pm. She wasn't a great looker but when you're jonesing your can't be too picky. Went to her place and for $.6 had bbbj, daty and fscim. Definitely made up for lack of looks. There are girls out there if you get lucky and aren't overly choosey.

[QUOTE=Bronze Hornet]BTW: Since you are a trusted Senior Member and the Alpha Male here, I'll sample the goods in S FLA and report most on this venue for that location and send to you by PM a couple of my favorites. I have one that looks like Farah Fawcett for a comfortable donation of $+.6.

Also: Nice diplomacy with the prolific reporter Sexfiend, you have great patience for an alpha.

BH[/QUOTE]

BH,
Thank you for your kind words and in advance for the field work. Enjoy it.

I guess officer fiend has found this board distasteful for gathering evidence, and will be relying on paid informants in the future. I hate to see our tax dollars squandered like that, but what's a monger to do?

While I prefer the Kate Jackson type, I guess a Farah Fawcett is probably doable for a buck sixty--I am assuming we are thinking of the dreamgirl in the middle, not the one that is a few years older than either of us... [quote=http://www.farrahfawcett.us/news.htm]2 February 2007

Happy B-day Farrah! Today, Feb 2, 2007 Farrah turns 60 today!!!!![/quote]Ummmmmmm, Silly me for questioning that, I guess I do know you that well.

LoveLOS

[QUOTE=Sexfiend71]I have another source more reliable.

To any newcomer here. Don't even bother using this as a resource.

Good day to you all and thank you for exposing this as one less resource to check.[/QUOTE]

If you have another source that's more reliable than this board, you're either a pimp or a cop, period. The fact of the matter is that this is the best website of it's kind for the dissemination of this type of information: and there are countless thank you's from newbies all across this forum telling us how thankful and greatful they are for the information that is posted here.

Officer, thank you for letting us know that our system works. And don't feel bad about not sharing your intel with us, if we don't already know it, we know where to get it.

Fuck you very much,


Benchseats Rock

Bronzie, Hondo, or others,
Is Jade still around? Lost the digits.

PM preferred.
TIA,
LL

[QUOTE=Sexfiend71]LoveLOS,

Please read to the completion of my post and then begin posting. I have done enough research and reading of this thread (and other sites) to roam the streets of this outrageously small town and still haven't seen a sw.

Thanks anyway for confirming what I already knew. for the record I was not asking for open posting, but stated this: "Send a private message if you can and I can verify and repost my findings." Of course don't post for the world to see, unless of course you enjoy publicly flaming people because you feel you are this board's alpha male. Having said that... you should have sent his information via a private message. For a self proclaimed veteran of this board you should read more of each individual message and respond appropriately.

Thanks again for the Flame.[/QUOTE]Whats that I smell, napalm perhaps

Load
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Note: I would like to thank Baltimonger for editorial work on my favorite USMC M2-2 flamethrower photo.

Flame on LoveLOS

Big Red

You guys need to take it easy on newbs even if they're as useless as [i]Sexfiend71[/i]. I held back telling him to [b][u]RTFF[/u][/b] because it didn't look like he wants to. Several areas of interest were specified on the same page! The 'Noke is ussually hit or miss and a little reading would have told him that too.

I was out over the weekend and saw Candy, I think her name was. The blonde, flat cheasted, looks good from sw distance. Picked her up several times in desperation. I get horrible bjs from her. She cut me with her teeth before and has real bad technique. Real paranoid to the point of annoying. Always woried I was going to do something to her. Made the mistake of telling her once after dropping her off, trying to put her at ease, I had a gat handy and if I wanted to use it on her I could have and would have. Yea what was I thinking.

She flagged me down near 10th and Marshall and wanted in, I told her through a cracked window that I thought I made her nervous. She said I might be doing her a favor killing her. Ahhh the life of a crack ho. Second pass and I saw some guy pulled over in a truck, I thought he was going to pick her up. A loop around and he drove off without her. The paddy wagon was on Salem I went by and they pulled out I went around again to avoid them and looped back on Rorer and saw the the paddy wagon go by twice. Too much coincedence around her and she was out of her normal area (Day/Mountain) too, very suspicious.

Stumbled on a tall young wsw in a black dress said she recently retuned from a couple month vac courtesy Roanoke city. Nice bbjcim, friendly girl. She said she been around a while but I've never seen her but will be looking. I did ask her if she knew the blond (she told me the blonds name was candy) and that she was acting strange she told me Candy was strange, I chuckled, she said no she really was strange, I asked stranger than normal. Ba da bing.

Last week picked up a petite blond older wsw. I cannot resist a skinny petite blonde. I picked her up maybe a month earlier too. my compulsive disorder, lackanookie, made me not able to pass her up. She looked a lot rougher this time. She says she cleans houses. She gives a decent bbbj but NO cim, being the gentlemen I am I give the 2 minute warning. She goes into prevent defense (non footbal fans say, huh?), pulls off and finish by hand, WTF?!?!. Not being ready for that and not wanting to stop I made a mess or she did. SHe said she only does that for her husband. Then she should get $20 from her husband. She's on my list of never agains. Small town and my never again list is growing I'm gonna have to move soon.

Back about month again I see a girl with flowers and it looked like a non pro but she gives the look so I stop. Shes sweet and nice and after the bbjcim I always remind them to spit it outside. She made sure she got every drop and then some, I again reminded her not to make a mess and spit outside. She said something, I have no idea what it was, swalowers are so few I was in shock and awe. I just stood there with my tongue hanging out, oh yea and my dick too. I was tempted to hang around for round 2 but age has made me wiser. Actually wise enough to know the girl with the round card has to make quite a few laps before I'm ready, don't have any lil' blue helpers. Then she wanted a ride to Texas something, the all night eatery in town. Tit for tat fully satisfied I dodn't mind. I gave her the rules. I'm not picking up anything or anybody and not dropping her off where folks are waiting. We chit chat and I told her I dont mind helping her out but It did bother me helping the crack dealers. She said she wasn't a crack ho because she had big legs. She wasn't married no boyfriend life is good yada yada yada.

Old guy remembers back a few years. CJ or JC ripped me off to get on my list then she dissappeared. I heard street reports she got caught doing something and she was gone for a stretch. I thought I knew what she looked like and I got a couple of bbbj before she borrowed my money and got on my list. I remembered she told me as proof she wasn't a crack ho because her legs were big. She wanted me to give her friend a ride back then. I said yea get in the back so I can take you somewhere to get jacked. Either that or I said hell no I forget which.

Flash back to flower girl at Texas (Diner?) I wait while she gets her burger. She's back - hey do you mind giving my friend a ride, as she lets him in the back. I said yea which back street you want to go by so you can roll me. Either that or I said hell no get the fuck out. Bada Bing she tells me what an asshole I am, storms off and leaves the door open and tells her friend don't close that damn door, lets go. I really don't remember but she must be JC or CJ, I didn't ask her name. SHe told me she's at that flop house by the fire station, where (WV)Jennefer used to live, with her mom.

Late, tired, should be out cruising. Too tired to proof so if it rambles with typos, I could give a ff right now.

[QUOTE=Big K]You guys need to take it easy on newbs even if they're as useless as [i]Sexfiend71[/i]. I held back telling him to [b][u]RTFF[/u][/b] because it didn't look like he wants to. Several areas of interest were specified on the same page! The 'Noke is ussually hit or miss and a little reading would have told him that too.

...

I really don't remember but she must be JC or CJ, I didn't ask her name. SHe told me she's at that flop house by the fire station, where (WV)Jennefer used to live, with her mom.[/QUOTE]K, great report! I think we have some common names on our avoid lists. I know the flophouse beside the firehouse is where I had one of my worst SW experiences ever. Detailed here in the archives somewhere--about the time you first arrived in R-town.

Part of the reason for calling down really fishy posts is to remind all readers that the newbie may be a LEO. An intelligent monger, even an area newbie, generally will have enough common sense to back down when corrected. It was the defiant response that indicated, to me, that he was either a pissed-off, but impotent LEO; or an asshole monger who probably will never "get it," and never make a decent contributor here. I may be wrong, but I doubt it.

Will be haunting your city soon.
LoveLOS