General Reports

I had a fairly extensive dream, and I thought I'd share it with my fellow perverts.

I came across a webpage that gave a fairly comprehensive listing of Bikini Espresso stands in the Puget Sound area, and I decided it was important to take it upon myself to verify the existence of said espresso stands. Since this website does not allow the pimping of other websites, I'll just say that this page listing the varios espresso stands is easy to find in Google, using obvious search terms.

That being said, let me describe the methodology used in this study:

1. The search area starts at Everett in the North, and ends around 175th in Shoreline (with one notable exception).

2. I did not go to any of the big bikini espresso chains. This means no Cowgirl Espresso and no Chicka Latte. Nothing against those stands, I was just more interested in the smaller stands. Larger chains can get more complaints, and therefore stricter standards.

3. I am not going to rate the baristas on their looks in any detail. I like women in general, and my standards of beauty and hotness are not necessarily your standards of same.

Here are the stands that were studied:

Grab 'n' Go Bikini Hut
Java Juggs
Girl Town Espresso
Hot Spot
Sweet Spot
Sweet Shot (not listed on website, but spotted on my cruise down 99)
Sunshine Espresso
Sexy Espresso (a bonus stop, this stand is in Tukwila)

The things I look for are:

Outfits
Attitude
Tips, and the earning thereof.

Outfits and Attitudes are subjective, but I have a specific methodology for tips. If the girl is dressed in something like lingerie or pasties, I will pay for my drink with a $20 and see what happens. If not, I use a $5, flirt a tiny bit, and get on my way.

And now on to the review. Sorry for taking so long to get here.

Grab 'n' Go Bikini Hut

Outfits: Lingerie and Pasties
Attitude: The girls know what they are selling.
Tips: I paid with a $20, and they ended up with all of it.

There are 3 GnG locations that I know of. Fellow Perverts, this is the gold standard of Bikini Espresso stands. Every time I've ordered something there, they flirted with me, earned my tips, and did not hurry me at all. I have chatted with them for more than 15 minutes with any hint that I was annoying or anything. In fact, if the cars hadn't lined up behind me, I would have been there a lot longer. For the guys behind me in line, sorry, but can you blame me?

Java Juggs

Outfits: Lingerie and Pasties
Attitude: Barista.
Tips: Paid with a $20. No effort to get all of it.

Java Juggs is right across from the Everett Wal-Mart and one can be excused if you miss it and hit the GnG almost immediately north of it. They claim to be the hottest girls, and while every girl I've seen has been hotter than I could possibly date, the attitude just wasn't there. Go here if there is a line at the GnG, but otherwise, why? Maybe I just haven't found the right barista there yet, but in contrast, I have yet to find the WRONG barista at GnG.

Girl Town Espresso

Outfits: Lingerie, Pasties, Bikinis
Attitude: Friendly.
Tips: Paid with a $20. No effort to get all of it.

Girl Town is a lot like Java Juggs, only with no claim that they are the hottest. The girls are friendly and chatty, and don't make you feel like a pervert, even if you are proud of being a pervert.

Hot Spot

Outfits: Bikinis
Attitude: Friendly
Tips: Paid with a $20. No effort to get all of it.

Here we begin to see the pattern. The Hot Spot girls are pretty and wear bikinis, but they are just friendly girls. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

The Sweet Spot

Outfits: Bikinis
Attitude: Friendly
Tips: Paid with a $20. No effort to get all of it.

The Sweet Spot is another chain, but not as big as Cowgirls. They, like most of the other stands I list here, fall right smack dab in the middle of the bell curve. Friendly and cute, but only the most prudish would complain about them.

Sweet Shot

Outfits: Nice Clothes
Attitude: Friendly
Tips: Don't bother trying, unless you just want to give them a tip.

This stand looks like it could have been a bikini espresso stand in the past -- suggestive name, big windows, window isolated from street -- but has since put more clothes on the baristas. Don't bother, unless you just want coffee.

Sunshine Espresso

Outfits: Nice Clothes
Attitude: Friendly
Tips: Don't bother

The sign that said "We've cooled things down!" was my first sign that this was gonna be a lot like the Sweet Shot. And it was. They should take this one off of the website.

Sexy Espresso

Outfits: Pasties and Lingerie
Attitude: Friendly, kinda sexy
Tips: Paid with a $20. I left with a $10.

This is a stand I hadn't seen mentioned anywhere else, but I found it while driving around. It's on northbound 99, to the south of SR518. They are hiring strippers there, so don't bother drinking your coffee, that is not their primary skill. They are very friendly, and they know what they are selling. This was another one where before I knew it, I had been chatting for 20 minutes.

In conclusion:

My current favorite: Grab 'n' Go Bikini Hut

My second place favorite is Sexy Espresso. I just have a feeling that things will get better with familiarity.

There is nothing wrong with any of the stands I've listed, although it can be observed that the more clothes being worn, the better the coffee. In this case, I was not looking for coffee.

If you've made it this far, thank you for your indulgence. I hope you enjoyed the report, I certainly enjoyed the research.

Until next time, be kind to your inner pervert.

I just have to say that I've really been enjoying my coffee lately.

[QUOTE=Shyperv]I just have to say that I've really been enjoying my coffee lately.[/QUOTE]Ahem Coffee or boobs in HER Cup!

"Red head Resa died of cancer Feb 20th a community memorial service was held in the cascade neighborhood today.

thought this was instant and that i was doing something wrong, so ended up with multiple threads, sorry

I am looking for natural asian boobs, I like to visit amps but am also up to other solutions.

Thanks in advance.

I have been reading this board and it's international sister for several years on other locations and I have developed some opinions about other places to monger that are above the rest.

I chase here and in Hawaii extensivly and can say that the Hawaii board is more diverse and has more activity. It provides more information and I have used it to fill my dance card more than once. It focus' on the hostess bar scene, street walkers and AMP's.

There is some action for the internet scene but it pales in comparison to the Seattle scene. There are not other review boards like we have here but craigs list (now worthless everywhere), Backpage, City Vibe and Eros are availble.

One thing that stands out is the amazing tolerance towards BBFS. Its universally described as foolish but the tolerance towards the poster is refreshing. BBFS is understood to be foolish but to each his own. No political correct condemnations and flopping around railing about the evil that is bbfs. Refreshing. Plus this is exclusivly male so no pussy whipped influenced posts. All raw and informative.

The long and short of it is that SW, AMP and bars are the biggest scene and there is good info on these. Honolulu is a good place to poon and WSG is a good forum.

The Seattle forum is about SW. There is a little AMP and strip bars. I read to hear the experiences but any real good info is difficult. Seattle does have two fairly significant review boards that put out a lot of info about the internet scene. If used together WSG and the review boards make Seattle a first rate city to monger in. There is a shit load of PC influenced hooker input that does slant the information but there also is a ton of drama between the active posters and between all this makes for interesting reading but you have to keep up or the info gets lost.

I read arround the US based on the photos section of WSG. The number of pictures and the types of girls pictured lead me to examine the posts and several cities have stood out for different reasons. Obviously Philidelphia is an active City based on the the major photo posters like Cookie Jar, Supereloquent ect. Miami seems to be active, Witicha Falls attracts attention as does St Louis and Rockford. These Cities offer real opportunities with pros, warts and all.

Places like Pamona, Orange County are active but the posts are more stylelized and less gritty that the ones above but appear to be active.

So which Citys above and otherwise do you think are good to poon in and why? I hope some national readers can lend some info

Additionally I have had some real good experiences in Moscow, Kiev and Germany FKK's based on ISG's forum. There has been no substitute for ISG and the info is good, to the piont and extremely helpful. It is less about individual girls but where the action is, current costs and advice for the traveling monger that make a sex vacation successful.

I am interested in CUBA but less so now that I had a friend make a trip and come back with a dissapointing trip story. That said the posts have been describing the same decline and Cuba seems to be not happining. I am undecided about the central American states as the info is inconsistant but interesting. Thialand is Thialand.

[QUOTE=Horndog132]"Red head Resa died of cancer Feb 20th a community memorial service was held in the cascade neighborhood today.[/QUOTE]


Wow! Just read this. She was atractive looking and when Lucid was a hell of a time. Too bad, I wondered why she seemed to drop off the grid.

I was once driving down Westlake and she was walking North. I didn't stop or acknowledge her. A SPD cop jumped my shit and gave me hell about driving by, slowing down and pulling to the curb to pick her up. I said "who?" He kept on about it , told me he had it on video and ran my info. Since I have nothing in my past so he toned it down a bit but kept on about the video so I decide to call this jerks bluff. I said "show me" so back to the cruiser and on with the video. It didn't even show her much less me slowing down ect! He said "there", I said "where"? We went through this seversl times until I got tired, showed my indignation and challenged him to back up off me or lets take this video and get another opinion, maybe his boss who was a friend of mine, at that time chief Norm Stamper. He didn't know whether I was full of shit or not and told me that he was gonna let me off this time which pissed me off and I told him Bullshit, I'm leaving and he could stick his "favor" where the sunshine didn't shine and left.

Last time I saw her.

Whats the deal out there anyone been hooker hunting just looking around hitting up strip clubs or what I have seen a couple on pac ave in tacoma at least let a monger know whats up.

[QUOTE=Tahoe Dan;1162768]Whats the deal out there anyone been hooker hunting just looking around hitting up strip clubs or what I have seen a couple on pac ave in tacoma at least let a monger know whats up.[/QUOTE]I have seen a few ladies hanging around the McDonald's and near The 4th & Denny Seven 11 after 1:00 AM.

Especially on Friday & Saturday Nights.

This washington weather sucks can't wait till it gets nicer and the hotties come out tired of these ugly ass girls nothing good at all lot of hotties in other states they need to come up here.

So, apparently the 5-0 has nothing better to do in the world than fight crime in the big city. From today's Seattle Times:

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Owner, employees of Java Juggs espresso busted in sting.

The owner of Java Juggs espresso stands has been, well, busted along with several employees after police said some baristas exposed themselves to customers, according to Edmonds police.

Police launched an undercover investigation last fall after receiving several complaints about baristas exposing themselves to customers at a stand Highway 99 and 212th Street Southwest. The investigation ended last week with the arrest of four employees, including the business owner, on charges that include prostitution and unlawful exposure.

Edmonds police posed as customers to obtain videos of several violations during the course of this investigation. Most of the violations involved employees exposing themselves to customers for large tips, police said. Some of the violations involved physical contact between baristas and customers in exchange for money, police said.

Police said the owner of the business, a 49-year-old Snohomish woman who owns three Java Juggs stands in Edmonds and South Everett, was booked into jail last week for investigation of three counts of prostitution and one count of permitting prostitution, police said.

Three additional employees who have not been arrested will be facing charges as well, police said.

Two years ago, police in Everett busted several baristas at the Grab-N-Go espresso stand for similar reasons. One barista eventually pleaded guilty to working without an adult entertainment license and was sentenced to 20 days in jail. Charges against four other baristas will be dropped if they stay out of trouble through May 2012.

Okay mongers, what do you prefer a woman's coochie to be:

trimmed, bald, or natural?

Came across this article:

[url]http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2011/12/there-are-some-great-health-reasons-not-go-bare-down-there/46119/[/url]

Do share your expertise, fellow mongers ;)

PM

[QUOTE=PolygamyMonger; 1337773]Okay mongers, what do you prefer a woman's coochie to be:

Trimmed, bald, or natural?

Came across this article:

[url]http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2011/12/there-are-some-great-health-reasons-not-go-bare-down-there/46119/[/url]

Do share your expertise, fellow mongers.

PM[/QUOTE]I've always felt that shaved cooch looks unnatural, and mimicking the vagina of a seven-year-old does not add to my enjoyment. If a lady is very hairy and wants to trim up the edges or length, fine. But I want enough hair left over it will basically look natural.

March 2nd dreamgirls at foxes is opening back up owned by deja vu so get your boners ready