Most perverse thing that happened to me
I was boning this older Asian chick for few years, sometimes at her MP and sometimes at a motel. One day she said I could come to her condo. Cool.
On the way there she texts me, "I'm taking a shower, I told my mom to open the door for you when you get here ring my bell. " Yikes. Her Mom?
When I got there I rang her bell and I was buzzed in. There was Mom, an 80-something year old Chinese woman who spoke no english. I could hear the shower running. Mom smiled and gestured for me to take off my shoes and sit down while she was eating fruit and watching Chinese TV.
Then the shower, which was right near the front door where we were sitting, went off. And out came my girl drying herself with a towel and not a stitch on. She greeted me in the nude with her mom right there and told me to follow her upstairs to her bedroom. We went upstairs and fucked our brains out. Then she grabbed my hand and said we would go take a shower together. She walked me back downstairs, both of us naked, and mom was still sitting there watching the TV.
I never said a word about her mom being there and seeing us and obviously knowing what was happening. Nor did she. I continued to see her off and on, and neither of us mentioned her mom except one day I couldn't help it and I said "How is your mother?" She said "Mom OK, she like you. ".
And, NO, the mother was not fuckable.